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How did you spend your youth before you became a hopeless 30 year old virgin?
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>>84227431
I don't know what you mean, I've never been younger than I am now.
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>>84227431
Playing wow and browsing 4chan. It wasn't worth it but whatever.
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>>84227431
I'm 36 and I have not spent my youth. I'm never going to get old. You can't make me!
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>>84227431
rejecting bitches left and right. And I still reject them in my 30's. Nothing has changed.
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damn he looks 17 still
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>>84227431
I spent it learning how to program and do 3D art because I was going to make a million dollar video game franchise. That has yet to happen.
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>>84227431
this guy got outed as a pedo btw
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>>84227431
Neeting and then working warehouse job.
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>>84227640
Isn't that Drake from the hit show Drake and Josh?
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>>84227431
I'm beginning to look like this guy at 28, in terms of aging. Need to rope. How did I spend my youth? Jerking off.
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>>84227431
I became a normie at 25.
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>>84227640
It's some retarded homosexual spamming him everyday, just like all other avatarfag spammers
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>>84228742
Khhv till 20 roided then got 8 bodies over next few years. Hit Norwood at mid 20s and khhv again till death
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>>84227640
It's impossible for a teenager to be a pedo he's also under 18
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>worked shitty retail jobs
>jacked off to a lot of incest hentai
>went to college
>thought about becoming Catholic
>worked slightly better and better blue collar jobs while going to college
>managed to date a little
>locked in my room during covid
>graduate college
>work white collar job
>mom dies, dad has a mental breakdown and assaults me
>work better white collar job
>jack off to a lot of incest hentai again
>don't talk to family or old friends anymore
>30
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mostly played wow and dota2
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>>84228773
Real, he's just an 18 year old that looks 30
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>>84227431
>age 0-6
pre school and pre waagecucking era, easily best years of my life
>age 7-14
was good at school without learning shit at home, teachers always told me to go and take part in competition, said i have big chances to win, always told them to fuck off and leave me alone, hated system to the core before other kids started to rebel too, spend most of the time playing vidya at home
>age 15-23
highschool dropout, got a job in warehouse for retards, still vidya addict, lots of alcohol on the weekends and pack of cigs per day, been neeting a lot as well during Covid era
>age 23-26
switched alcohol and cigs for gym but aside from that nothing had changed, still vidya addict and neet
>27 and forward
all of above + back to wageslaving

i also developed OCD and social anxiety somewhere along the way, most likely thanks to self isolating for long periods of time, if i had to summarize i'd say that

I gamed my life away
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>>84227431
Kinda inappropriate to be posting pictures of teenagers don't you think?
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>>84227431
What a handsome young man
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>>84227431
doing dangerous shit that nearly got me killed
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I NEETed in my room, gooned a lot, watched a lot of livestreams like Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph, played lots of games watched lots of movies and tv shows, drank a lot, smoked a lot, 4channed a lot
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>>84227431
jerking off and looking at screens :D
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>>84228821
Bro you ever thought about going back to school? Like community college
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>>84227431
Alone, at home, doing nothing of value. Not dating and with no friends.
I'm exactly 30 now and trying to change myself but it feels like I've missed out on all the opportunities.
It's seriously so difficult even though I'm actually sincerely trying, but everyone has their own people already
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>>84227640
Actually raping little girls or is this like a "he got with a 17 year old 364 days" type shit? There's also the fact that Brazil's age of consent is apparently 14 years old so I guess favela monkeys get to fuck all the 14 year olds they want legally
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I used to chase a compsci girl named json until she restrained me and I sanitized my life for only the opportunity of conception present.

I would not because I don't know if I have 7000 or 37Mil hahahahaha
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>>84227431
Got abused my whole childhood, beaten and tortured by siblings (got very comfortable being at knife point), criminally neglected by single mother, absent addict father.

In my teens I basically couchsurfed and lived in my car. I succumbed to my fathers nature and became very Machiavellian. I became a social butterfly, my grades skyrocketed, I had girls vying for my attention and I had access to all the weed I could smoke, good times but I still wasn't happy at my core.

Eventually I met a girl that made everything beautiful. I was good to her but still fighting my demons and hurt her a lot. I don't know what she saw in me but she stayed by my side and loved me in a way I didn't realize I was missing. I cleaned up my act, bounced between some tough jobs to afford rent during the global shutdown and eventually chose a good career. I gradually became the good man I presented myself as and it's been really fulfilling. Now I live a stable suburban life with the same girl, who's now my wife, and our dog. Every day is a gift and can't wait to give any children we may have a childhood they can look back on fondly.

It's not a particularly crazy story, but it's mine and I'm proud of the life I built.



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