MAJOR aura loss happening.
>>84230857Kek what the fuck happened
>>84230910>what the fuck happenedhe had to get it on, the gator was draining his aura
This guy is super retarded and impulsive but he will probably get out of this one as well
>>84230914Fucking Pyscho if his skin was a darker shade of hue people would call him a thug lol
>DOB 2005grow up
Wanted his florida man entry, pure redditor move
>>84230936shooting an alligator isn't enough to get into the hall of fame anymore, if he subdued and fucked it then maybe
>>84230920No he won't. The fwcc doesn't play around. Ice on crack. My buddy with a clean record got a few years because he did some embarrassing stupid shit like this. Prison for a gator, This guy is such a lolcow, Imagine his test withdrawals in there.
>>84231033Hope that's true and we can cut this advertising spam for a few years
>>84230936Fucking hell I'm a month older than him and I feel like my life's barely begun. All I've got to my name is a part-time pizza job where I usually work 5 hours a week because they fucking hate me. It's like he's skipped years ahead of time, he's so young and yet he's in the thick of adulthood banging broads with a great physique and partying every fucking night. Love him or hate him he achieved most of his goals in a crazy amount of time. Eventually the steroid abuse will shrivel his dick and he will get aids from fucking a whore, but still a legendary feat.
>>84231033Unless they fish out gator body and find his bullets inside, and that's ain't happening. His lawyer will get him out of this.
>>84231051Sometimes I wish I could care about shit like that. It would make life a lot easier, drugs, sex, clubs. It sounds stupid dull pointless worthless waste of time unnecessary to me.
>>84231070It's not that hard to find a dead gator those things are like anchors. Video evidence aswell. I'm not trying to fear monger, this just doesn't look good for him. The run over thing wasnt even a case because he was instigated but this was intentional.
>>84231077Lazy police fucks would never find this gator and bullets with the proper chain of custody. They will bring some wrong body to the court and will get spanked by the defense lawyer.
>>84230947he should've brvtally gatormogged it by chomping down on it and spinning around until it dies
>>84231165hopefully hes been luckmaxxing
>>84231033Damn is it really that serious? Just one Gator?
>>84230857Isnt this the same mugshot they used the last 3 or 4 times you people spammed his legal troubles on here? Anyway this guy is an impulsive retard and somehow a horrible influence on an already braindead generation, lock him up please.
>>84231251Just one gator.
>>84231282Crazy how are they protected they aren't endangered
>>84231253aside from the animal abuse he's based, he proved that women will blow up a relationship to walk away with a spergy impotent bogged fraud if he's taller and arguably better looking than the woman's current victim
>DUDE I KILLED A HECKIN' ALLIGATOR BRO IM SO FUCKIN' EDGY AND TOTALLY BASED BRO MY LIFE IS SO ZANY AND WHACKY WITH ME FIGHTING ALLIGATORSthis shit only appeals to 12 year olds, he's an attention whoring fag
>>84231334The clavicular fan meet up would just be a bunch of virgin 14-16 yo brown kids with a perm and low taper fade saying retarted zalpha mindrot phrases lol imagine
allegedly the gator was already dead but apparently that might still be illegal
>>84231296Nothing based about him, you're just mentally 14 years old. Known for doing edgy and controversial things that others have already done but more extreme already. He is the most talentless industry plant yet, basically a white male version of Ice Spice but even less talented somehow. Adored only by his looks but somehow his fans are not even women but teenage boys, what the fuck.
>>84231077>>84231070>court search warrant phone that recorded vid>geo locate vid>find gator body
>>84231370>He is the most talentless industry plant yetthat's the point, he should stop taking showers and make his breath smell like shit like Richard Ramirez and still get pussy on tap
>>84231251>>842312888 months for a seagull>A New Jersey dad who decapitated a seagull because it tried to eat his daughter's French fry was sentenced to eight months in jail for the third-degree felony - outraging animal rights advocates, who called it a "slap on the wrist."https://nypost.com/2026/03/18/us-news/nj-man-who-decapitated-seagull-that-tried-to-steal-french-fry-from-daughter-sentenced-to-8-months/
Clavicular got GATORMOGGED while SWIMMAXXING causing massive CORTISOL SPIKE
>>84231628This just isn't funny why did you even try
>>84231077I hope he gets a felony charge so he can be banned from owning firearms and traveling to most countries
>>84230857Finally people will stop talking about this retard once hes behind bars
>>84231631>This just isn't funnyIts funny if you print that as one wordat a timesubtitles
>>84230857Hopefully locked up for such obnoxious groid behavior
>>84230914Gator being near him was causing a huge cortisol spike, he had to shoot it with his bros
>>84230857Isn't there literally TV shows about shooting alligators? Is that not something you can just do?
>>84230857Say his name! Little Nigger the Alligator Killer
>>84231955you need a loicence and a permit to hunt gators
Clav is retarded and it was only a matter of time before his eFame went to his head and got arrestedI don't think Peter Thiel can get him out of this one.
>>84232031>I don't think Peter Thiel can get him out of this one.
>>84232031I hope that Peter thiel gets arrested.
>>84230857He never had any.
>>84230857>arrested for a crimenah, he gained aura
>>84231033its insane watching how he spits the most insane blackpill shit that 10 years ago not only got immediately excommunicated from society but also put on a FBI watchlist together with pedophiles, but suddenly its mainstream because enough women think the guy saying it is hot.
>>84230857the real aura loss is finding out this nigga's name is BRADEN
>>84230857Its crazy you cant even kill a literal dangerous wild predator for sport anymore
>>84230857>turbomogger goyslinger clabunkuloor super$tar livestreamer arrested on bail for killing a chuddigator>i hit one with my car and i get paid by the insurance company
>>84230857>Assault is the chargeHrm, would've assumed animal cruelty.
>>84231362Most of his fans video calling him on discord for his streams were Indian Filipino and Mexican
>>84233051>>84231362I remember seeing clips were he was at some club and all his fanboys were dysgenic brown fat manlets.
