Somebody PLEASE help me improve my game, she has not responded and I know she didn't fall asleep that early
>>84232428This is how I fucking feel
>>84232428Send her a pic of your dic
>>84232428>>84232435If you're self-aware that you're a jester then why are you still doing it, dumbass?She isn't attracted to you. That's it. What you say or do is irrelevant. If your face/height interested her, you would get more involved replieskys
you sound like a sarcastic narcissist redditor soon you'll segue into self-deprecation and give her the ick completely
I don't see anything wrong. She might think you're a smartass and have an answer for everything which cna get boring quick. Surprise her and just send "bitch" and see what happens
>>84232428what the fuck is wrong with you retards just buy a hooker. do you actually play these shitty games for a crumb of pussy?
>>84232458>She isn't attracted to you. That's it. What you say or do is irrelevant. If your face/height interested her, you would get more involved repliesThis.Stop wasting your time on her Find another.
>>84232428dumb bitch. why is poker a card game but not kings cup?
>>84232460what about this is narcissistic?? do you know what that word means?
>>84232458>>84232508We matched on a dating app and SHE gave me her number. I think it's fair to say she was at least a little interested in my face. Height is fine, I'm 6'4
Amazing strategy redditmaxxing with this snarky, sarcastic attitude. Women love irritating, faggy pricks that do nothing but speak in irony dripping with estrogen.
>>84232552she shought you looked good. but you made her think your a dumbass. good job dude
>>84232552Did you meet her in person?
>>84232570You're right, I should have called her a retarded whore and told her to kill herself for insulting my choice in card games>>84232616No not yet first date is next week
>>84232621>I should have called her a retarded whore and told her to kill herselfYou can't even reply to r9k posters without LE EPIC IRONY, it might be fucking over bud.
>>84232640Please kill yourself swiftly
>>84232428The fact you even still care if she responds or not means you're not readyyou must suffer more before you learn
>>84232428She asked you a question and you didnt answer it, thats where you fucked up specifically. To the female mind you were coming off as annoying. Shorter answers and to the point. Let's say this conversation was real life right? You ask someone a question and their response is something cryptic followed with "if you know you know haha". Personally im gonna think "no i dont know dumbass, thats why I asked"
>>84232666In my defense it was a retarded question. There's nothing intellectual about king's cup, I was being sarcastic. Actually she is too retarded for me, I hope she doesn't respond
>>84232666Erm wrong sweaty real life is actually just like my marvel movies where everyone laughs at my quirky one-liners
>>84232428>>84232666Oh yea and one more thing OP, if she's doing that now and it drives you nuts dont go for this one. My GF does the same shit and its incredibly annoying. Granted at this point i dont care so it helped me grow as a man, but if she doesn't have the attention span or patience for you now it will only be worse.Or at the very least keep in mind, you can expect a fourth of the effort in the future that you get in the first 3 months. Always remember that
>>84232691>if she's doing that nowDoing what? Trying to have a normal conversation instead of participating in the insecure sarcasm clown show? Wow, what a bitch.
>>84232428>"intellectual"PUSSY DRYER
>>84232460>>84232570>>84232640>>84232686>>84232709Holy samefag, I really got you upset didn't I?
>>84232682Shes a woman, ALL of them you find on dating apps are going to be retarded or at least 95%. A good way to handle her claim whatever the fuck kings cup is as not being intellectual would be instead of trying to educate her (never try this with women, even if you succeed it will just result in you not getting laid) to play it off, ask her why she thinks that, or jokingly agree in such a way that makes you still seem unconvinced so she can explain it to you>>84232709By "that" I mean not responding at all to his text.
>>84232743How do you "jokingly agree in such a way that makes you seem unconvinced?"
>>84232428Just don't care if she doesn't respond, maybe try text her later but it really doesn't matter. Just move on and hope the next one has a soul
>>84232647This is a brutal graypill I had to learn the hard way too
>>84232748Easy, he could have said something like "haha you may be right I dont know though, not sure if i believe you, educate me". Pretty standard normal conversation that isnt one sided and includes the other person
>>84232800none of this shit works you just have to get lucky
>>84232800>somehow even worse than OP's
>>84232570im foid and i like guys with the snarky, sarcastic playful attitude
>>84232428there's nothing wrong with your game op you just dont have compatible personalities. probably.
>>84232833>>84232821Worked for me, before I got my gf i was talking to 5 other women and im a 4/10 easily. Feel free to continue to be retarded though
>>84232892Lots of shit has worked for me and failed other times, it's up to the whims of these soulless bitches
>>84232428Avoid mansplaining, it's that simple
>>84232428>Damn the only card games I know are poker and king's cupthis is fine>I think you're just jealous that I only play intellectual card gamesyoure entering dangerous territory with this, youre just talking stupid shit at this point, have something good waiting because this has degraded her opinion of you in her mind, even if it is a joke, which she knows it is because its so fucking stupid, but the fact its so fucking stupid>The deep political intricacies of choosing who to make drink and when>If you know you knowyou doubled down on being a stupid retard>the rest of ittripled down on being a stupid retardyou did this to yourself
>>84232428Dude can't you tell she's not picking up on the playful banter?Why would you continue down that lane when she immediately, after you said intellectual card games, and she responded seriously, why would you keep forcing It?I think you're funny but she's not that kind of girl unfortunately
>>84232428>erm akshually you're just jealous, hehe iykyk >:)yea i'd ghost you too, you sound like a complete autist
>>84232428she is talking to some other guy who doesnt yap about boring shit like card games lmaoi could tell by her first message on the screen that her pussy is dry as fuck talking to you.
>>84232428You lose her as soon as you indirectly hinted that she is dumb, but on your defense she looks totally uninterested.>>84232552She probably started talking to you just to feel validated by a man, and as soon as you stopped kissing her pussy she decided to end the conversation.Do yourself a favor and seach for someone less bitchy.
