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>Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida.
What went wrong?
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>>84233091
>What went wrong?
A sub-5 got a bunch of surgeries and injections to look better than he is.
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>>84233091
i thought he was arrester for shooting a crocodile with a pistole
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>>84233091
nothing did
chad being aggressive is a given
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>>84233091
Why is clavicular always committing some sort of felony? Didn't he run over someone with his car a few months ago?
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>>84233120
>Why is clavicular always committing some sort of felony? Didn't he run over someone with his car a few months ago?
he is literally on 30 different drugs and this isnt a joke
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>>84233091
this nigga is squinting and mewing even in his mugshot lmao
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>>84233120
>>84233134
Doing drugs isn't a crime if you're rich. The guy he ran over was only injured.
>>84233091
>>84233181
Tbdesu he looks chopped with this harsh angle/lighting. You can sense his face is made of botox that the normal angles/lighting makes difficult to ascertain.
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>>84233091
His cortisol levels are going to go through the roof now. He might actually start looking like someone who works for a living.
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>>84233120
>Why is clavicular always committing some sort of felony?
AURAMAXXING
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>>84233091
Some looksmaxxers don't realize that you can't be attractive and sub 70 IQ. Looks and money are king but so is having atleast an average intelligence
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some people are incapable of not committing violent crimes, they just keep doing it over and over again
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>>84233091
Probably all the drugs
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>>84233091
he has a small weenis
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>>84233091
I don't know much about this dude but isn't this the 3rd time he's been arrested? I know he got arrested because some fuckwit was stalking him and jumped on his car which made him speed up and the fuckwit died because of it but it seems like Clav gets arrested every other 2 to 3 months
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I'm more of a gymskin fan myself
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>>84233091
He knows having a record makes him more attractive. Women love violent psychopaths
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>>84233091
>What went wrong?
low battery
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>>84233091
>Goes from incel to gigachad
Unironically an inspiration
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>>84233091
You dont get tired of sucking it?
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>>84233091
prison daddies are going to enjoy his cute butthole :3
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>>84233388
He's already gay so that'd be an invitation for him
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>>84233091
i can see why the girls like him. got that predator chad look
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>>84233091
>In Florida
Ain't that one of the few states you DON'T fuck around in because the law likes to hit you hard as fuck?
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What the fuck? How do his legs look like this?
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>>84233120
I hope he actually gets a felony conviction so he cannot own firearms to travel to most of Asia, Africa, and Europe.
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>>84233419
Basically most people have a lot of fat in their thighs, if you get to low % body fat you see the true leg bone & muscle structure which is a lot narrower than what we are used to seeing. This is why body builders are forced to do leg days in order to still have that "normal" level thickness of the thighs even while having low bodyfat
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>>84233419
I'm more confused why he has a gun pointed directly at his dick
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>>84233465
If he accidentally shoots his dick off he can dickmaxx and get a fake dong.
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>>84233419
Meth + roids + GLP1s
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>>84233419
Guys who go all the way to do Photoshop to own hate him or smt suck his cock deeper than the ones who glaze him anon.
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that eye color is so suboptimal
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>$6500/hr LAW-CHAD Alan Dershowitz has flown to Florida and JURISDICTIONMAXXED in order to IMPEACH the Fish & Game Warden and engage in an ARRAIGNMENT to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL arrest mog incident that took place last week
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>>84233091
>battery in Florida
Is that even a crime in Florida?
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He'll get off with a slap on the wrist like in Arizona. Pretty people don't get in trouble.
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>>84233458
He has no muscle he is quite literally going to get fucked in prison.
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>>84233091
Anyone else think he's just not that great looking? I mean like he isn't ugly. He's above average for sure. But his head is quite small which makes him look sorta strange.
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>>84233108
Nah the charge is battery but he didn't even hit anyone, apparently just talked a girl into fighting some other girl for content I guess

I can't find the video of it anyway
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>>84233091
good i hope i never hear about him ever again
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>>84233266
That's a good idea lol. What are some low level criminal records that look cool and won't ruin you?
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>>84234716
You will, he'll be in jail for like a week at most, this is how those niggas with like 50+ prior arrests are still out on the street to do murders somehow
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>>84234730
You seem to have forgotten that Clavicular is white. He's not getting out. He's not George Floyd.
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>>84234733
It's been six (6) years let it go
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Wow, a literal nobody comes out of nowhere starts getting spammed to death on /r9k/ for a month. That's definitely not artificial at all!

Fuck off and stop advertising him.
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>>84234802
>doooood we got away with like 30 more murders and trillions of dollars of damage and white people have no rights anymore just let it go bro
no
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People who hate clav are redditors or brown.
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>>84233108
That makes me very angry
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is that what clubs are like? i watched a bit of his stream and whenever hes at a club its a bunch of people just herded together and no one is dancing
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>>84234884
I don't think most people even know who he is. he's just irrelevant.
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>>84234917
Yeah pretty much. You only go there to be seen there by other people, not for anything you want to do. His streams are especially scripted in this manner.
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>>84234884
Whatever makes you cope, dude
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>>84233091
He's just fulfilling the meme/social experiment to its conclusion
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>>84233432
>felons can't travel to a bunch of countries
Didn't know this
Guess I'm fucked
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>>84234733
He's white but he's also rich, which about breaks even as far as dei shit goes
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>>84234828
4chan has been nothing but spam since mid 2010s newfag, get used to it
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>>84233120
boogie1488 and LA beast mog
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>>84234526
He's good-looking. His head isn't retard-shaped like Androgenic but he's not that smart
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>>84233120
I don't know about today's incels/looksmaxxers but thugmaxxing was a thing in the PSL forums back in the day
Basically the goal is to be as much of a scumbag as possible because dumb trashy women are into that and some of these guys don't see themselves attracting anyone else ever



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