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Anonymous

03/27/26(Fri)23:19:04 No.84236751

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Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:19:04 No.84236751 Archived

If I haven't figured out something great and actively turned my life around by August, I'm reenlisting in the fucking Army. I don't care if that means I'm likely to get turned into hamburger-meat in a ditch in Iran or wherever; maybe that will give my life purpose again.
>not a glowie

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:20:14 No.84236754

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:20:14 No.84236754

>>84236751
>I don't care if that means I'm likely to get turned into hamburger-meat in a ditch in Iran or wherever
That's not going to happen, it's just lefties coping and making up bullshit lol.

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:23:52 No.84236777

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:23:52 No.84236777

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>>84236754
It's already happening, Anon. Happening to Marines, anyway, but there's no way I can/want to go Marines.

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:28:05 No.84236809

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:28:05 No.84236809

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>>84236751
>>84236777
i don't care how much military propaganda you shove in my face. i am not joining the army

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:29:51 No.84236823

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:29:51 No.84236823

>>84236777
>It's already happening
Yeah? How many marines are on the ground right now?
Lucky 7's

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:30:06 No.84236828

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:30:06 No.84236828

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>>84236809
Okay...how's about the Navy? They might bring back those blue uniforms.

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:31:59 No.84236839

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:31:59 No.84236839

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>>84236823
Like, 5 or 6. They've been captured on Kharg Island. No, I will not share a source.

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)23:32:01 No.84236840

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)23:32:01 No.84236840

>>84236823
nta but i read they were sending the 31st MEU so maybe 2000ish idk
kinda glad i got out because fuck being a logistic manager during wartime all that work and you have to listen to women and you can't shoot anything military service is so cucked and gay