I want a fat butch rainbow haired man hater to beat me to death in an abandoned aldi's parking lot
>>84237123Man illusions are insane
>>84237123I'm not as big as her but I can do it!
>>84237131That's the spirit!>>84237130Compression pants are the road to some arts thought dishonest
>>84237123I need a fucking car and money.
>>84237152I have money, but no car. Cars are strange metal boxes that give me anxiety. Trust not the hrududu.
>>84237123Those tits almost make it worth it to me. Almost, not quite
>>84237123That body is so hot, but the tattoos completely ruin it for me
>>84237179I don't mind them, but I'm a fucking weirdo and find exceptionally trashy women to be appealing
>>84237123If her fat nasty gut sticks out more than her breasts, the breasts aren't big. If she looses all that fat, her breasts gonna be A-cup
>>84237306Fine by me. Love is stored in the tummy. Hate too, I accept both.
I tried fucking a fat girl once but she had such an absurdly tight pussy that my girthy cock had no chance of getting in. could literally barely get one finger in
>>84237306l Iike big guts l cannot Iie
>>84237383Belly is best!
>>84237448>Belly is best!This gut unironically
soft pudge makes hard penis
>tfw she'll never stomp on my head until I stop twitching
>>84237123Women aren't strong enough to kill a normal man. Even if you were blackout drunk it would be questionable if she has the strength to crack your skull.
>>84238054>ackshuallySilence nerd, deranged lunatics are romanticizing being murdered
>>84237123This girl is a ten out of ten. Would marry
Look, ladies, I'll make a concession here. It doesn't have to be an aldi's. I can settle for a walgreens or a riteaid. I'm not stuck up about this, I promise!
>>84237123>shavedDisappointing
>>84237364In this situation, you let it get soft and push it in with a finger, then grind against her so it hardens inside. It only grows as much as can fit and loosens her over time.
>>84238072>Silence nerd, deranged lunatics are romanticizing being murdered
>>84238568Those stretch marks are lickable
>>84237123I wouldnt even be able to get my dick hard infront of this woman. The thing about fat people and fat women is that there is so much more too it than just the rolls and fat on the body. The pheromones are the real deal breaker here. Fat people eat tons of junk food and it seeps through their pores. Fat women's pussy and sweat always smell miserable. Even if they are attractive I just cant be comfortable around them when theyre naked. Also a fupa might be one of the ugliest things a woman can have.
>>84239758Agreed, but I'm quite convinced the perfect woman simply doesn't exist for me
>>84237337>>84237383I hope amerigoys die a painful death from choking on mcdonalds hamburgers. Disgusting cretins, all of you
>>84240589Nah, I'm gonna die of exertion fucking a fat chick. I've broken 3 beds and my heart is gonna go the same way.
