/r9k/ - >found out someone at work has a crush on me >try - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

03/28/26(Sat)04:35:33 No.84238012

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Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)04:35:33 No.84238012 Archived

>found out someone at work has a crush on me
>try to find out who it is
>it's the 6 foot twunk whose hand is bigger than my head
thinking of quitting

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)04:46:30 No.84238055

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)04:46:30 No.84238055

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prayers up brudda

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)05:29:58 No.84238185

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)05:29:58 No.84238185

>>84238012
What's a twunk?

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)05:31:53 No.84238197

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)05:31:53 No.84238197

>>84238185
Twink/hunk. It generally refers to former twinks who bulked out after a while and no longer really qualify.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)05:40:59 No.84238236

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)05:40:59 No.84238236

>>84238012
Grim. I would kms

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)05:42:54 No.84238246

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)05:42:54 No.84238246

>>84238236
I would kill the twunk

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)05:52:30 No.84238281

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)05:52:30 No.84238281

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>>84238012
Remember to always leave a bit of poop in the chamber to have ammunition for a anti-rape maneuver. You're fucked if he's into scat but the odds are in your favor that this trick will save you from becoming another victim of an anal rape incident that might ruin your life. Good luck, OP. Switching jobs sounds reasonable. I'll include you in my prayers but I'll need some time to think of a way to express this specific prayer.