My first ever paycheck just hitWhat should I do with it?
>>84239796buy a bunch of sex toys for your mom
>>84239796buy a bunch of sex toys for your dad
buy a bunch of moms for your sex toys
>>84239796Buy a bunch of your dad's sex toys
get a medical marijuana card
>>84239796Pay your bills, buy food.Whatever's left of it, save half. Spend the other half if you wish or save it as well.Thank me 40 years from now.
>>84239901>Thank me 40 years from now.Youll be dead unc
>>84239901saving isn't enough, you have to save it in such a way that inflation won't slowly delete your savings or else you'd be losing moneyalso, avoid high volatility goods like stocks or god forbid crypto until you have a decent emergency fund saved up
buy a car nigger
buy a nigger car
give it to your favorite female content creator
12 pack of beer, pack of menthol cigarettes, stash the rest. eventually buy an intermediate-calibre rifle, reasonable amounts of ammunition, potable water, shelf-stable food. and all the fixins!
Taxable investing account. Put everything in mutual funds and maybe if you're lucky you can early retire and live like a poorfag without having to work fifteen years from now.
go to /o/ and buy a carand then get your medical marijuana card and get high.
>>84239861where can I buy a mom?
>>84243360Asking the real questions. Everyone needs a mommy.
