Why don't you have a big dick?
>>84240931I have a tight pussy
>>84241076Has it been stretched out by a cock this big? Why not take testosterone so your clitoris begins to grow into a penis?
>>84240931My thighs are twice as big as his but my dick is half the size
I do thougheverhowbeit
>>84240931I do tho and i make my gf cum so hard it clamps down on it every time we fuck
>>84241076prove itoriginol
>>84241375sorry it's against the rules teeheeI have a vagina but I'm just not gonna show you but feel free to give me attentionSorry! I'm a girl btw
>>84240931thats a lodda dick
>>84240931if I was born a man I would have such a huge cock I would be fucking stretching straight twinks assholes and then fucking his girlfriend while he cries in the corner
>>84240931I do though, 8.3x6
>>84241466>tfw no big dick envy gfwhy live
>>84241466>I would have such a huge cockYou'd be born around average and spend most of your life being insecure about it and obsessing over its flaws like most men until you die. Life isn't very glamorous for most of us unfortunately.
>>84240931Because I have Asian genes, it's not a mystery.
>>84241466Who hurt you lmao
>>84241466Are you into futa maybe? Or do you want the whole male body package? Also, are you trans?
>>84240931But I do have a big dixk
>>84241555no I'll be your bf>>84241576this is my fantasy I'm going to imagine a massive horse cock idc if it's not realistic>>84241589a lot of fucking people I had a rough childhood then I made a lot of bad decisions>>84241610depends sometimes I want to just be a man but sometimes I really love my body and just want a dick and balls. I'm also not sure about my gender I'm definitely non binary and maybe trans
>>84241661The chances of you having a porn worthy cock are very minimal unfortunately.Refer to this site it's very good: calcsd.info
>>84241661>depends sometimes I want to just be a man but sometimes I really love my body and just want a dick and balls.I have a huge cock and sometimes I fantasise about magically "lending" it to women so that they can experience the joys of having one and the power trip that comes with it, how does that sound to you?
>>84241626that's not really you but that's a great cock>>84241679I already said I don't care if it's realistic>>84241684how is that a power trip for you?
>>84240931Phalloplasty isn't advanced enough yet, unfortunately. If it was, and it was fully functional like a real penis I would get the surgery in a heartbeat.
>>84241715Not for me, for the girl obviously, but I enjoy the idea of letting her experience it.>>84241728Do you also have penis envy?
>>84241715It is in fact mehttps://gofile.io/d/njXON9
>>84241755ohh ya I'd love that>>84241756damn lucky
>>84241771Do you usually have someone in mind when you fantasise about fucking them?
>>84240931I do have a huge 9 inches cock but I cant get no one to fuck.
>>84240931>this is what you have to compete withI guess I will be tonguemaxxing
>>84241466>>84241661You have autoandrophilia
>>84241085No, 6-7 inches is perfect for me. Much bigger and it is painful
>>84241390Who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be me
>>84241466funny when girls say if i was born a man i would be this and that and thisas if they can decide their genetics
>>84241949Women don't realize how easy they have it and think they'd be absolute pussy slayers as men when if they kept the same passive way of getting partners they'd be incels.
>>84241466Every girl thinks this but you would likely have a shrimpy and cum so hard you passed out from real big dick.
>>84241792Post it 9 inch dicks look so good
>Why don-
>white people are using ai to pretend to have big dickslmao
>>84241755>Do you also have penis envy?Yeah they just seem a lot better than vaginas, more versatile and far less maintenance in general.
>>84242477prove you have a vagina bro
>>84242477So it's just a matter of practicality to you?
>>84242522I'm not going to post nudes I don't care if you believe me or not you are no one and nothing to me.
>>84242522See >>84241390All foids are like this
>>84242545Women are many and in the shadows. A lot of threads have undercover women that you dont know about. There are vaginas among us.
>>84242554If you send a timestamped dick pic right now I promise you I will send my vagina back
>>84242562Nta but I might take you up on this in a sec just for laughs
>>84242555you're retarded there are precisely 0 women here. everyone here has a penis.>>84242562post a timestamped pussy pic bro oh you wont because you have a penis.
>>84242596>looks down>no penis>sad.jpeg
>>84242614is this larp the only time in your day when your gender dysphoria is affirmed?
>>84241661Will you wear a strap on if you're my bf?
>>84242620Send your timestamped penis already and you will have your answer
>>84242543>So it's just a matter of practicality to you?I mean I think they're generally nicer to look at, I probably wouldn't trade mine for a micro since it would functionally be the same as a clit, it would be nice to not have to deal with period cramps but I would prefer to have a big one if I could. It always seems like men really get a lot of pleasure from sex and visually the orgasms look like they feel way better and you can penetrate women and still do oral and anal which is a lot more appealing than just being penetrated. Piv is mid in my opinion but if I had a dick I could still do oral and anal so I wouldn't lose out on anything so it would be a net gain for me.
>>84242684Hmmm, I see. And how big would your ideal dick be?
>>84242684women definitely get the better orgasms. they last longer, are a lot stronger, and you don't have a refectory period. I was so envious of the girls I'd make cum over half a dozen times in a night. I'm a sexhaver btw get rekt incels
>>84242718I have never orgasmed and it is so frustrating especially when I hear how amazing it allegedly is
>>84242726You've never orgasmed? How is that possible. If you can't do it with fingers get a magic wand or a g spot toy or something
>>84242739I have tried many toys too, I just cant do it. It cannot be that fucking hard but it is regardless of masturbating or sex
>>84242749You just need a handsome moid that gives great head and has a thick dick (like me for example) to show you how
>>84242641Are you still here? I'm taking the picture now
>>84242797I am here, go ahead
>>84240931I just want to come here and post feels while not having to look at smut. Fuck you.
>>84242811Go somewhere else then nigg
>>84242797Does this not get people banned
>>84242702I guess 7-8 inches? I don't know as long as its decently long and really thick around. Preferably with a larger head to it so it has a similar taper to a buttplug up top I think would be good.>>84242718I mean I know men supposedly struggle with a refractory period but I have also personally experienced a plateu with clitoral orgasms after about 3-4 if I'm using a vibrator where you just feel sorta numb and overstimulated at the same time, but if I press my finger towards the upper wall anally it glitches it so I can have more, I have masturbated a lot and know my body pretty well at this point and have also done a lot of reading on the topic and I'm convinced it's probably similar to prostate orgasms that men can have. I found out about it from a tumblr comic from an artist who talks about sex ed and kink stuff and it legitimately works where it glitches out whatever it is that makes my clit numb so I can keep using my vibrator and I've managed to have like upwards of 12 or so clitoral orgasms. The only downside is that eventually the clit will chafe from the friction of the vibrator if I'm not careful and it will sting too much to touch for like 3 days so I try to limit myself. I never really feel "finished" though even if it feels really good, which is why I envy men who can just cum all at once and pass out satisfied because that seems like it would be a greater sense of pleasure and relief.
>>84242829If it makes a janny seethe it will. Otherwise they don't care about enforcing the rules and are happy to let rulebreakers roam free even if you were to report them.
>>84242854What if you end up being "unlucky" and get a bigger one? Like 10" long and beer can thick, what would you do then?
>>84242805Pardon the delay and my unkempt bush im gonna trim it down in a bithttps://litter.catbox.moe/x12bvunyl568m2ns.jpg
>>84242902Oh wow someone actually did it, fair enough
>>84242907your turn now bro
>>84242902>he fell for the fagbot pretends to be a foid to get dick pics trickfuckin classic
>>84242885I mean I think it would be harder to find someone brave enough to take it but jerking off would probably look and feel good and I could probably record faceless vids and sell them to gay dudes and a handful of size queens for a little extra cash which would be handy. I don't know how much men make on onlyfans compared to women, but it might be niche enough that I could goon all day instead of having to work a normal job which would be cool.
>>84240931I do but I dont use it
>>84242987I've thought about starting an onlyfans for a little scratch on the side, but you do have to basically make it catered to gay guys exclusively as a guy.
>>84240931XX...original content
>>84242818Gladly. See you later.
>>84242902>hour later>still no fembot vagtroled
>>84243349Well did you like looking at my penis anon? Any notes?
Im proud of my small penis and ive put it inside 6 girls One of them hundreds of timesI cant make it bigger but ive made girls scar my back with nails so im not concerned anymore
Because like every aspect of me, I am just a cheap imitation of what a real man is.
>>84242326Not an actual big cock, just angle manipulation>>84241626Massive cock, good angle, real. Probably larper but the cock itself is legit
>>84243466Are you trans or just a pathetic guy
>>84243472The first one is inarguably big. Even if it's anglefrauded a bit it's minimum 7 inches
>>84243364>girls scar my back with nails I need this sm but in a dommy way
>>84241466NahYou would be sub 6', and it would be over.
>>84243487If you can handle a girl socking your in the fucking face while your and innocent 17 yo we should trade soulsShe bit meDemanded to hold my penis while pissing and fucking fractured my nose while ontop of meI went back to her house the next day
>>84243472i'll have to disagree with you
>>84243585I crave this kind of love. I think I crave any kind of love desu but something about this level of obsessiveness sounds like it would give me comfort
>>84243364How small is it actually? please don't give dicklets false hope.>t. 4.7x.4.2
>>84240931I lost the gene lottery.
Why do woman love bwc the most
>>84241466You'd have an average or below average cock, and your strongest orgasm would be a spoonful of cum. You have no idea how shitty it is to be a man.
>>84243892A spoonful or less, and that's not even mentioning if you're circumsized or if you suffer a testicular torsion, which can randomly happen at any time.
>>84243856You can just have sex with women it literally doesn't matter
>>84243942Yeah sure but I genuinely don't know if my dick is big enough to give a girl back marks hentai tier pleasure. Are you the same anon? I would like measurements. or just whip it out.
>>84243966Stop overthinking sex Put your penis in a vagina and everything will work out in the end I assumed when i was 16 i might fuck up sex and it was completely fineDicklet like me or huge cock like you its all good man just find a girl you love to bang
>>84243996You're sidestepping the question because you obviously dickmog me. It's okay, I get it.I've only had sex one time with a girl and then never again. I always wondered if the reason she didn't come back for seconds was cause my dick was small.
>>84244007>You're sidestepping the question because you obviously dickmog mThe facetiousness of this board is a study in itself
>>84243996An eagle telling a chicken to just spread his wings and start flapping and everything will work out.
>>84244043I asked a girl to ask out a girl for me when i was 16 so blow it out your ass retardo kun
>have a complex about having a small penis >it turns into a sph fetish>sph fetish morphs into a cbt fetish>cbt fetish morphs into a castration fetish>turns out I might not even have a small penis, it's just average
>>84244079What's your point? That you are desirable enough to do such silly things and still succeed?
>>84244034wdym do you mean
>>84244087Id assume so i dont have a point because its dulled by this board
>>84244099you clearly have an average to above average sized penis and are also desirable in looks
>>84240931>have average cock but into SPH>try and show my gf bwc porn to get her into the fetish>she reacts with disgust at how big they are, says that looks weird>Asks to put something else onI mean I can't really complain, at least she likes my cock but lowkey wish she would've been like that makes yours look like nothing.
>>84240931because my mother thought it would be an absolute HOOT to fuck a brownie instead of trying to find a hung tall white man
because god wanted me to have an average dick and make sure i stay average by every metric.fortunately i live in the eastern hemisphere, so i am not average here
>>84240931I'm not a sexhaver so I don't need a bigger one.
>>84244168>>84244084Me:>Have a complex about having a small penis>Turns into SPH fetish >SPH fetish turns into general appreciation of most adjacent femdom/humiliation content (cuck, denial, chastity...)>Get GF>"God anon you're so big">"Wyn I'm not big" >"You are anon, you're by far the thickest I've ever seen">Decide to measure length and girth>6" length, 5.5 girth>Above average in both, especially girth>Realize it always looked small to me because of proportions and because I have a large frame>Still turned on by sph>One day we decide to buy dildos (mainly cause she wanted to peg me, but that's another story)>Figure I'll buy a very large one for her to use, so that I'll be able to see her enjoy something bigger and get sph indirectly >all of the basic dildos are thinner than me, but I do find an 8" one that she's interested in>In the several times we've used it, she's pushed beyond 6" (to about 7.5) only once>Though it was sexy as fuck for me to see, I gotta admit she wasn't particularly impressed by it>She did cum, but later she actually said she wishes it wasn't so thin, cause it felt a bit like "poking"So... Yeah. Guys, we might have to accept that our dicks are ok. I mean I'm still gonna give my girl 8 inches of plastic and even buy her thicker ones if I find them, but it's really hard to deny that she's clearly satisfied with mine and isn't particularly excited by the prospect of something bigger.
>>84240931That dick looks little. Maybe like 8 to 9 inches. Regardless, penis size is irrelevant. Most women don't orgasm from penetration. Straight men are more obsessed with dick dimensions than straight women, get a job and touch grass.
>>84240931Poor planning mostly?
>>84245431This level 1 gaslighting is insulting desu. We know foids share every detail of every sexual experience they have with the hive, but cock size is irrelevant? lol
>>84240931I cannot lie it does feel good having a big dick. Don't lie to anons.
>>84240931I'm a solid 7 but the demiurge punished me with being a sperg and having agoraphobia so I can barely use it
>>84243966>>84244007Yeah he's dodging the question because his girth is well above average. I remember that exact anon. His shit is like 4x5.5I am a girthlet and have never had women react that crazy
Is 7x5.5 inches considered big? I feel like Im in a tallest hill/smallest mountain situation. Do I get any additional points for a 6 inch in circumference mushroom head?
