/r9k/ - *hits you with spell that splits you into two iden - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

03/30/26(Mon)18:55:17 No.84257449

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*hits you with spell that splits you into two identical but slightly smaller versions of yourself as you scroll by*

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:06:38 No.84257524

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:06:38 No.84257524

How small?
>free shrinking
nice

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:47:11 No.84257748

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:47:11 No.84257748

>>84257524
your height and weight x 0.8

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:49:05 No.84257761

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:49:05 No.84257761

>>84257748
>4'4''
Great deal that

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:49:58 No.84257768

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:49:58 No.84257768

>>84257449
NOOOOO ANON TURN ME BACK

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:50:48 No.84257773

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:50:48 No.84257773

>>84257768
sorry buddy, learn to get along with your doppelganger

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:54:42 No.84257803

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:54:42 No.84257803

>>84257773
I don't want to, I can only afford enough food for one of me, she's going to eat it all

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:55:30 No.84257807

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:55:30 No.84257807

>>84257449
great im even more of a manlet but I need twice the colories

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:00:48 No.84257838

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:00:48 No.84257838

>>84257803
she can work too. you can establish dominance over her and force her to do sex work to fund your lavish lifestyle

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:05:46 No.84257872

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:05:46 No.84257872

god i would fucking devastate my manlet clone's asshole

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:06:29 No.84257876

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:06:29 No.84257876

>>84257838
Nobody would want to fuck a fat girl anon

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:25:40 No.84257987

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:25:40 No.84257987

>>84257876
starve her

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:31:25 No.84258019

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:31:25 No.84258019

>>84257748
>0.8
That's not slight, dipshit.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:32:03 No.84258023

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:32:03 No.84258023

>>84257987
anon it's another one of me we're equal in every way

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:32:20 No.84258025

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:32:20 No.84258025

>>84257987
nta but this got me thinking. having a clone that you could whip into the best version of yourself (by any means necessary) would be fascinating.
in reality i could just do all those difficult things to myself, but i'm undisciplined. my clone WILL stop being a retarded fat fuck... or else...

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:55:16 No.84258202

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:55:16 No.84258202

>>84258023
right, which means its you or her. take the initiative or she will do it first.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)21:53:10 No.84258576

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)21:53:10 No.84258576

>>84257449
wizard... reverse the spell wizard...

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)21:59:51 No.84258622

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)21:59:51 No.84258622

>>84258576
it cannot be reversed! muahahahahha

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)22:16:57 No.84258739

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)22:16:57 No.84258739

>>84257449
Can my twin be the sexy opposite gender version of me?

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)22:28:48 No.84258827

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)22:28:48 No.84258827

>>84257449
scrolled past too many times and now there are 4,503,599,627,370,496 of me at the atomic level