Whats the most autistic thing you do?
>>84257828After I piss I flick my dick for how ever many years I've been alive. Boy I'm not looking forward to old age.
>>84257828when I need to ponder I start walking in circles and mumbling out loud i struggle with standing still and i frequently pace when waiting in linesi am tall and thin and have been told i look weird im walking
>>84257828>Whats the most autistic thing you do?staring at the wall and being sad
My "special interest" is mushrooms. Ask me anything.
I once went to play basketball at this park. A week before I had made this friend of mine . I saw him playing with kids at the other side of the court and I was too shy to say hi, I started just shooting around in the empty side of the court. He looked at me with pity. Then two negros came in the court and I kept shooting around while they were clearly upset by me shooting. Finally I just left like a retard without even saying hi to my pal
>>84257828used to flush the toilet with my foot so i didn't have to wash my hands because i pee like every other hour when awakedue to an unrelated injury i don't do it anymore
>>84257828My thousands of dollars in manga and games, my room is covered with merchandise, and I own a sybian because I can barely talk to guys
>>84257853I love you. What do you think of chicken of the wood? How about lions mane? Ever make steak with some mushrooms? Ever forage? Do you know the differences between extremely similar deadly and non deadly shrooms? You like a puffball?
>>84257846do you do other things a certain amount of times that feels significant to you? you might have ocd
I have a hard time shitting in public cause I can't wipe properly. I cant stand walking around with the thought of poop being in my ass
>>84257874I regret googling what a sybian is...
Using my winter blankets into late spring.
>>84257878I have tried smaller puffballs, they lack flavour. I've tried Laetiporus sp. (Chicken of the woods) before. It was OK, not quite as good as chicken. Lions mane can be quite good, a very mild but nice flavour. I've had mushrooms with steak before, usually foraged.I forage when I can. And I don't even really do it for the food. I like finding all the different species and cataloguing them in my mind.Of course I know the difference between deadly and non-deadly. That's the most important thing to know. And I actually go out of my way looking for deadly ones. I think they're beautiful.The picture I posted was Amanita bisporigera. It's a destroying angel in the same section as Amanita phalloides(Death cap). It's just as deadly.I've found A. bisporigera and Galerina marginata, both deadly species. Galerina in particular can be hard to tell apart from some edible species to the layman. But once you know what you're doing, you can pick them out incredibly easily. Not only do they resemble edible species like Flammulina velutipes, they can also resemble psychedelic species like Psilocybe cyanescens.
>>84257909I don't know what you're afraid of anon, they're awesome
>>84257921Here is some Pleurotus ostreatus (oyster) mushrooms I foraged last year. They are by far my favourite. And for some reason, the foraged ones taste better than store bought.
>>84257846Even if you're flicking it 18 times that's still too much. I can just imagine walking behind this some obviously tistic dude just smacking his dick non stop at a urinal
>>84257939can somebody explain to me what the fuck flicking is? I don't have a cock.
>>84257894Nah not really. You're not the first person to say I might have OCD either. I think I might have a mild case of it nowadays. Really I was kinda just joking, I did seriously used to do that plus other things as a teen but not really anymore.>>84257939ITS A FREE COUNTRY>>84257947I meant flicking pee droplets off the tip.
>>84257947Then you shouldn't have gone for the bottom surgery dude
>>842579600/10, if I was trans I would at least know what flicking was>>84257959why not just wipe?
>>84257964>why not just wipe?oh I do... on the inside of my shirt. : )
>>84257828If I have to walk somewhere I just run because it's fasterIt's not really socially acceptable for adults to run in a lot of places
>>84258099Classic sanic-type autism. Gotta go fast! Godspeed, retard.
>>84257908I just leave some paper on my ass to deal with it
>>84257828I pick my skin and eat it and I am basically always talking and singing to myself and I keep doing a clicking sound
>>84257828>>84257846More pisstism. When I piss, I grab some toilet paper and then I hold onto the rim of a big gas station cup while pissing, then wipe my dickhole off and drop it into the piss. I then pour it into the toilet down the rim instead of peeing into the toilet.
>>84257828Walk on my tippy toes since it's mechanically impossible-feeling to walk normal.The last time I tried stretching my achilles, it's fucking impossible.
>>84257828If I stub my toe on one side I have to intentionally hit the other side to an equal degree of pain to "even things out".
>>84257828I went to an Asian church near my house as a asocial shut in hoping to get laid. Two girls were interested in me but I was autistic and did not initiate fast enough and gave them the ick.
>>84257828I copy weird noises I hear and if I'm excited or happy I squeeze my face between my hands. I'm self aware enough to not do these things if people are around though.
>>84257828Bite the inside of my mouth until I bleed and give myself canker sores. A dentist told me that I HAD to stop biting my tongue because it was already getting slightly calcified and this would lead to tongue cancer.
>>84257828I still toe walk if I'm not wearing shoes No eye contact when speakingI squat when I poop no matter what, I refuse to sit on a toilet the "normal" way I have a constant musical beat in my head and I usually match my actions to the beat
>>84257828I keep piss bottles In my room since I don't like getting up while gaming and shiett. My whole room smells of piss.
>>84257828I ask for my burgers and sandwiches without tomatoes. I also don't get salads with tomatoes in them. I fucking hate tomatoes.
i say oops when i make a mistake but i don't put effort into it so it comes it like opp
>>84259182ayy sexy lady!opp, opp-opp-opp oppan gangnam style!
>>84259014You are very cute anon! <3
>>84257828really bad echolalia
i always piss on the side of the toilet instead if into the water. pissing in the water sounds obnoxious
I binge on meth and heroin while gooning to ai generated fetish media for hours. Sometimes I cant finish if the heroin really starts to kick in so I just go to sleep.
>>84257828I often avoid making eye contact with people.Used to be that I was unaware of it and ashamed I was doing it, but now it's something I actively avoid doing because I'm tired of seeing people's negative reactions towards me.
>>84259655lol yeah I do that too unless someone is near me then I piss directly in the water as hard as I can to impress them. Then I flick my dick 31 times.
uhhhhhhh idki like fasting because i love feeling hungry
>>84257931hello mushnon. i buy mushrooms from the store but do not really know what the difference is even when trying to learn. they have shiitake, maitake, cremini, oyster, portabella, white button, bella, beech, lions mane, and kings trumpet. what advice would you have for someone who wants to enjoy shroomin with these?
I know way too much internet history, especially about 4chan. And I cannot delete it from my brain.
>>84260193bitch i do this too the fuck? i accidentally triggered keto by not eating for three days again and was thisclose to fainting onto the floor in a panera earlier
>the most autistic thing you do.buy more books. again. mostly used nonfic. i got them from a library today instead of online so the titles are at least a bit more diverse than the usual power and corruption audit.>the stranger in the woods: the extraordinary story of the last true hermit>west with the night>american demon: eliot ness and the hunt for americas jack the ripper>one-time dog market at buda and other hungarian folktales>together we walk (some 70s art book on nature)>becoming kim jong un: a former cia officers insights into north koreas enigmatic young dictator>the elephant gates: vibrant reflections of life, family, and tradition in sri lanka>unsolved disappearances in the great smoky mountains: true mysteries of persons who vanished without a trace, and other disappearances>natgeo on nuclear fusion engineering project in france>natgeo of 2025s pictures of the year>natgeo on mysteries of the solar systemi have gotten so many books since last posting titles. the mailman hates me and i am sure i have a bizarre psychological profile in thriftbooks database.
>>84257828>Whats the most autistic thing you do?Drive the same amount every day in GT7.Though after many months, I'm giving up and doing Fridays only, as that's the only day that's interesting in the game.
