Are you still praying for that house in Nebuzzka?

-Willoughbee Tucker

My lonely star,
The amethyst crystal you gave me has helped me immensely. I hope the bracelet i made you/records has helped you. Hurry up we're dreaming is one of my favorites. I find myself thinking about what you told me, what I told you. We meant everything word. It will be nice to live then.I will always love you and choose you.

>tfw had youre entire life ruined because some redheaded whore told people to stalk you

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tomorrow I will meet with the married man again, but no sex this time. I hope we can make out. I loveee making out.

I talked to my russian work crush over slack today. I probably shouldn't have. I opened up to her too much again. If she shows up to work this week I will put an end to our friendship and give myself some closure. If she doesnt come in then I will just ghost her. She will probably get the picture if I stop replying on slack and text. If she tries talking to me or hanging out at my desk I will just pretend im too busy and give her the silent treatment. I have to stop letting her hurt me and stop living in my head. Lord give me strength.

I wish for my girl to be with me as she was before 5 years ago and to continue from there not having lost anything of ours in this in-between. To have our trip and to provide for her. Teach her and love her. Spend time together, even if we don't talk and at times and are doing our own thing. For her to fall asleep on my chest.

HELLO I HEARD FROM OP THIS WAS A DRAMA DISCUSSION GENERAL o7
>>84258247
the fuck happened to you?

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>>84260046
She's probably a Russian spy anyway - better not get caught in a honeypot, friendo.

>>84260205
I rather not go into detail but basically it ruined my life and I am now a failed Chad

i hope that last post was for me, it was really beautiful. you have a good way of making me forget all the shame and guilt that's associated with being me.

>>84260230
If you got chocolate covered pretzels sent to you by me at that time then it is for you. My feelings never changed.

>>84260221
should have known better than to stick it into a redhead tbqh desu. they are all insane whores

>>84260287
Wish I stuck if in her but unfortunately no

>>84258247
Are her initials SD?

>>84260538
Yeah basically. Did she end up becoming a stripper or something ?

B

Nigger.

i think i love you
i know it's early and even rushed but i really feel it
some of the things we share are uncommon and deep
i hope it's true

>>84260562
Did she fell asleep watching Jurassic Park in her dorm room with a certain someone?

>>84260600
Wouldnt know, either way it was multiple people involved and I am basically fucked.

>>84260628


Do you know the state? If it is the one that might help for me to know.

>>84260707
They changed states awhile ago

>>84260737
Oh okay. My ex sd lives in the same state still. I'll disregaurd as most likely a larp from info skimmed off my social.

For C, my C, the most beautiful girl in the world,
You never considered me anything more than your best friend and we never so much as kissed, yet I love you in a way that transcends typical possessive romantic feelings and is more akin to the adoration one would have for their guardian angel. You're now getting married and the two of us are going to live in different countries because you're moving with your husband, but despite this, I promise that I will love you and you alone forever, and I don't say this with sadness in my heart, nor do I want pity.
Okay, maybe it does make me a bit melancholic to think about, but that is nowhere near my dominant emotion, for being sorrowful at the fact that we may never be one is something I have had plenty of time to get accustomed to: the nine years we've known each other for, that is, the nine years of endlessly grieving all of the moments we could have been spending together if we shared a house, all the things I could have been discovering about you, all the warmth and softness of your body that I could have been feeling, but wasn't.
Yet I consider these to be years of great joy for the same reason I believe the rest of my life henceforth will have me smiling every morning, even as I know you're most likely taking your husband's cum in that same moment: the fact that somebody as beautiful as you exists somewhere in the world, even far away from me, brings me unspeakable delight, and even moreso the thought that I once had the blessing of simply sharing a room with such an icon of perfection. I don't need to feel your skin, or even hear your voice to have my life beautified by you; the simple knowledge of your existence and its tangency to mine is enough, and one short, innane message from you every week will give me enough happiness and strength to face 7 days in which I feel complete nothingness.

>>84260563
R

Fuck you.

>>84261247
Know that I will be with my soulmate.

It is guaranteed. It will be so and there will be no other future. If my hand is forced I will guarantee that truth that no other future exists.

Talk all you want in the thread but for me and my soul mate this is a fact.

No matter what. There is no choice only our future.

I do not wish to be like this in the slightest but I am forced to this base if the line is crossed.

That's a promise.

Just as my soulmate and my true love will be everything we ever dreamed of with each other and none of that bad ending where the line is crossed will ever happen.

I'm done talking with you because what I say is guaranteed and no point in continuing this discussion.

Good night

>>84261247
>C (Girl) writing her bestie she feminized (C MTF) over a long period of time subversively and secretly from potential romantic relationship living together to roomie to bestie. From straight sexuality toward her to feminine platonic friends and eventually attracted to men. C (bestie) is supported by C with c(bestie) meeting a guy, "her" first kiss, making love with him, pleasuring and caring for him, falling in love, and then getting married to him. C (girl) then writes this letter to C (bestie) sad they are not living together anymore, snuggling platonic in bed, girl time, but so happy c bestie is with her man and taking his cum every day

Dear stalker,
You will never get this. You will never get this lalalalala. I have cameras positioned at my front windows now so if you leave a gift again I will report you to the police. And we are strapped here. Our state has castle doctrine. Go away and start a new life.

>>84261554
Only him. Guaranteed If the line is crossed. Feel good that he won't see it coming and just be deleted.

Say all the words you want.

This a fact and I promise that this is guaranteed once the line is crossed because I'm done with this world.

No more words. You've know now. That's enough. Know that forever forward do not cross the line. There is nothing good there. He will not be there.

>>84260780
Maybe it is your SD kek

>>84261887
It probably is lmao

i do not understand why you left

I chose not to see him today. Instead, I'm alone. I kind of want to be, though. I have no real desire to be around people. It all sucks. Except for Deadlock. I just applied for an EIN for my LLC and I plan to rehab houses with my family so I hope that works out so I don't have to be a whore.

>>84264006
Man, you sound exactly like someone else with an LLC in my life. It would surprise me she'd struggle since she's in a glowing leadership position.

>>84264051
I'm not struggling that bad... I'm just dramatic. I'm a student/intern, so not in a glowing leadership position. It's comfy tho I guess. UGH but it feels like the only way to get money is to be a whore EEEVVVVVIIILLLLL

My family literally has enough money for me to not have to be a wagie slave bitch for the rest of my life if we make good choices now. I literally can't deal with the idea of being a wagie bitch selling my love of life and the things I do to some slop fagits. FUCJ

>>84264213
>Comfy
>Student/Intern
You're a Civil Engineer, aren't you?
No wonder why you're struggling. Dam

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>>84257988
>stop treating this like a drama discussion general.
But isn't that what it's always been?

LMAO no fucking way I solved that captcha . . .

>>84264213
or to be eeevviill*

idk I hate being a broke poor fagit in debt because my cunt older sister discouraged me from pursuing my dream school I would've received a tremendous amount of need and merit based aid. I fucking hate her. I hate my mom for being a stupid fucking cunt. I hate both my sister and my mom for being immature retards. Now I'm stuck.

>>84264262
no, no. I'm a design student. b4 u say I'm fucked, freelance designers are in a good spot rrn because no one wants to hire full-time employees and I have big design aspirations and I want to owndifferent businesses in the future p much because I want money to do stuff like buy a millerknoll desk chair and visit the grand canyon and BC canada

>>84264288
Shut up. Youre rich. You dont even need to be a wagie.

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Does Michael still frequently meltdown in these threads and throw his little tantrums?

>>84264386
Judging by the lack of spergsponses, he might be asleep. Let's not wake sleeping toddlers, today is a beautiful day to write normal people letters or shitpost like a human that laughs at other humans.

>>84264352
ugh my family isn't rich, we're just blessed by a bit of intergenerational wealth. I grew up pretty poor and with irresponsible and degenerate parents. I only don't need to be a wagie if my mom basically listens to what I tell her after she closes on her house.

>>84264386
Kind of, he's defending his previous tantrums now without his trip and harassing people calling him out. Give it a few hours and he'll probably do his usual limerent bullshit.

>>84264352
not needing to be a wagie doesn't exempt one from needing to work for the rest of their life. it just means I don't have to be a wage cuck.

>>84264417
People with intergenerational wealth arent poor.

>>84261503
No it's C (Vitamins), me mouth bleeds without ye, me knees creak and me wounds dont heal right. We are in different countries because I'm a pirate (C)aptain and I have scurvy AAARHGH

>>84264464
he got b& now stop bringing up his name.

>>84264471
you can live in a house and still be poor. it just means the household income is below $60k and the lights and gas are shut off. intergenerational wealth doesn't isn't limited to receiving dividends. it just means that my mother will profit from selling her house. I had to sell feet pictures as a teen to get money I needed for school. I've qualified for medicaid my entire life and it'll only end when I have income besides from my internship.

Just because there are POORER people out there doesn't mean I didn't grow up poor.

>>84264518
Poor people dont own houses and sell them.

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>>84264464
Okay, good. This thread wouldn't be the same without him. It would be better, to be sure; but it would not be the same . . .

Why do you keep flaunting your muscles? I already know how big and strong you are. Wth man.

>>84264541
we're not still poor in the current year, but we're also not rich. so annoying. If my family were rich I'd travel all the time and do beautiful things.

Hey fellas, I'm a J. AMA.

>>84264667
what's the initial of the person that you hate?

>>84264695
Hate? I'm all about love. S is always whispering weird shit in my ear and im just like, get thee behind me bro!

>>84264695
That's a good one. I developed quite a list over the years.
But really, it goes by who I hate most to who I hate least.

Fellow Js>Rs that are actually Ds>Bs=Cs>one A.

I haven't mentally filed the rest. Just know Js are like Dragon Type Pokemon. Hate and love amongst them. I got hate especially for Jonathons or any variant spelled. And I mean the full name, only a couple Johns escaped my hate.

>>84261887
Did she have a ratty look reminiscent of Frankie foster and a body count in the 100s?

>>84264386
This thread is oddly peaceful enough without him even being mentioned

>>84261438
Not R but fuck you too.

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>>84264580
My waifu likes muscles, apparently, which is a great motivator to keep up lifting, OK? Also, stop looking at my butt if you're not my waifu! Not for you! It's not for you!

>>84265640
Whats your secret anon? I am a perma DYEL who cant get big no matter how hard I try

T,
Saw you called off the engagement. Makes sense. Surprised it took you that long to see he was a yes and doppelganger. Especially with all the lies you caught him in. Plus you were always avoiding him by being online all day/night. Let me know when you want to chill. I'll make time.

R

>>84263924
Why stay somewhere I wasn't wanted?

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>>84260569
It feels magical, doesn't it? It's probably a generational thing but we're using the same expletives, pretty much. It's not important but it's still funny to see. I can't wait to play Poker with you. That Poker game with that zoophile character rekindled my love for Texas Hold'em in me and I get a mad dopamine rush whenever I get a good hand to lure my opponents into going all in and losing everything. Last game I had two of them go all in against me in the first round, shit was pretty satisfying. Most rounds are boring tho - just skipping shit hands and get raped by blinds and occasionally checking if it's free.
In case you're worrying about me losing real money - don't. I won't play for money until I have my bankroll management locked down and managed to win consistently. It's all just for fun and learning right now.

Z if you're here, love you.

>>84265800
Ok, anon who totally isnt Mike

>>84260538
I know an SD but it's Senor Domingo.

Senor Domingo
Very cool stream yesterday. I wish I had the monies to superchat an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but alas I am broke as well. My like and subscription may not help you very much in this difficult time but I hope my prayer does. Shoutout to the physics gamer for gifting Senor Domingo the game! Your generosity has made the enjoyment of the fans transpire from the virtual to the actual!

>>84265769
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=16HRYdh6vUw&list=RD16HRYdh6vUw&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNVGhlIGhvb2sgamFtIKAHAQ%3D%3D

And who might you be?

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>>84265641
First, focus on compound movements that taxes the bigger muscles (DLs, heavy squats) to activate growth hormone production. Good form while focusing on time-under-tension to stimulate growth before going up with weights and risking injuries from bad form. I'm limiting my weight to 1x bodyweight max to lessen the impact of non-perfect form as I'm a bit stiff from sitting too much.
Eat enough food, take creatine and stay away from alcohol and simple sugars and junk food in general. Rolled oats, frozen fruit, some protein powder and oat-milk makes great meals that don't require any cooking that still taste great for their nutritional value.
I'm bad at this myself but getting good quality sleep is very important to recover properly.
So, you see, no secrets - just basic stuff everyone knows but might lack the discipline to put into action.

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>>84265800
>>84265831
LOLOL, THERE HE IS! He's finally awake. Glad to see you still slumming it up mental health wise, Michael.

C,
Have you now or have you ever been a purple haired anime girl? Asking for a friend?
L

>>84265865
>blonde
No it was Dark(tm)

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Has Colton won? Is that why you removed your trip, Michael? Did he get the better of you?

>>84265968
Doesn't even bother changing his style. Can read the whiny bitch mentality even without a trip.

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>>84265800
In this houshe Mike is a hero, enda story!

I do believe Mike has female simps and I do believe not a single one would ever be with or give someone like him a chance though he's somehow gotten far enough to send pics of his nasty cock to at least one apparently. Sheesh.

>>84266067
Yes, it would be very nice for mods to get rid of ban evading morons.

>>84266169
Woosh, still as dense as usual

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Michael accuses anyone speaking I'll of him of "spamming" or being obsessed. Really, he's just projecting his own "Maria" spamming nature and his own obsession onto them. It's also the biggest tell that it's Mike without his trip on

>>84266224
Let's see, who's been spamming for a year and a half? Who's been constantly accusing everyone of being a narcissist? Who's been projecting his own action onto others? Who's been combing through the chans for an self inserting himself in others posts?

I wonder who.

>>84266406
If Mike would stop spamming, then Mike wouldn't get insulted, but you can't expect a mental case to understand such overly complicated statements.

I feel bad for sharing his picture, but he was rude to my friend and this thread needed shaking up.

>>84266500
I'm not him, calm down Mike.

>>84266490
All I see is a deeply deranged mongeloid projecting his bullshit onto others desperately trying to convince himself that it's someone else's fault. 99% of the people on the thread can see it's you plain as day, but you are so arrogant that you seem to think that people are as stupid or stupider than you.

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>>84266406
>You were banned for doxxing.
I have never doxxed anyone and I have never evaded anything. LMAO take your fucking meds, shitter

Someone please post the Mike pic, I unfortunately wasn't here to witness that gem . . .

>>84266532
I never admitted I posted it. I received it from M (Not Maria) who received it from you, and then shared it with D who posted it or shared it further. I have nothing against you, Mike. I love your posts and would never post hate about you.

>>84266549
>You were banned for doxxing Mike
He's not Mike, Mike doesn't post cute anime girls and Mike never doxxed anyone right?

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>>84266549
LOL I didn't post shit, retard.

Not-Mike, your autism is way above the do it for free gang's paygrade. Please consider at least a break until not your trip is unbanned.

>>84266601
I'm not sure if Not-Mike is real or a larp, but I second the suggestion to take a break.

>>84266547
Mmm the time is strong in this one. But anyway, this behavior is why Maria left you. I can only imagine how insufferable you must be in person and your delusional display of "love" (limerence) only serve to confirm her choice. You are a delusional, idiotic, incoherent mess and I pray no women fall for your love bombing bullshit. Meds now psycho.

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Is it bad I don't know if I was ever your lover? I really don't understand what was going on between us two years ago. I thought maybe you'd give me clarity this time around. I know I'll never know, so I'm just never going to spend time with someone that can devote their time to me again. I think at least. I don't know. I've barely gone on any dates in the last two years, and I'm only involved with a guy with a family.
It's true that we would've never worked out after the things we both said to each other, but I'm still confused and I feel so dumb for it.

>>84266801
>im not Mike
>proceeds to say exactly what Mike would say with random schizo theories about people LARPing as him

Kek

>>84266800
Are you S?

>>84260780
>>84265504
Im genuinely curious anon she would write to me with her simp crew here awhile ago

>>84266800
Would it make you happy if I killed myself?
I'm only opposed to it because I don't want to leave him alone.

>>84266829
No. I'm M - DNR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7JCUQa_P8

Fred, I wish you would've reached out before I changed my thing a billion times. I would've liked to talk to you again.

N
What was your fucking problem?
P

>>84265861
Thats basically what I do except I havent made progress in years meanwhile literally everyone on Instagram is jacked

Sucks to be behind anons

>>84266857
>basically
NTA so not exactly the same? What's different?
My first guess would be the eating enough part.

>>84266876
I am already fat so I am actually doing this while cutting. I eat little but try to get as much protein and creatine as possible.

>>84266881
Could be that I am trying to gain muscle while cutting but no way in hell I waiting to lose 80+ lbs just to pick up a barbell

>>84266881
That does make things more complicated but as long as you're losing weight while still slowly making progress with your lifts you're doing more than ok. Also up your cardio so you can extra improve your physique and eat more at the same time.

>>84266913
Yeah I thought of eating in a mild caloric surplus then burning it off thru cardio, would that help? Would probably activate my muscle building more

>>84266915
That's a great idea yeah. I don't know how /fit/ is these days but they used to meme on cardio pretty hard, it's great for a lot of reasons though especially for fatties if only to get blood flowing more.

>>84266838
A yes the screenshots of random post on other boards that you self inserted in, because everything has to be about you. You are flat out delusional Mike. At first I thought you must look like the typical next buxx incel, but seeing your picture made it clear you're a feminist incel, a predator praying on vulnerable, gullible women.

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Add me on telegram and I will only write you at length, most voluminous, storied correspondance. It will truly be Victorian, the way I transmit to you my innermost soul and care with such heavy cares; as in waking nightmares finding me arrested and fretting about your cares; which cajole for your innermost soul -- the vipers -- this incessant, frought life with its cares.

O, muse, write I, You.

Tele: uhmokaythen

>>84267146
lel whatever this is is so funny please keep going btw i heard mike fucks dogs

Honestly this thread was alright until even the mere mention of Mike came along

>>84267193
i asked the guy earlier about the redhead who ruined his life only to come back to whatever this schizo shit is. is every letter thread like this?

>>84267187
>>84267201
thank you for fixing your grammar and abiding by the originality theme.

>>84267204
So was it the same SD? Odd you had the exact initials.

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>>84267187
>>84267201
>>84267209
this doesn't prove or mean anything but i hope 4channel.com never updates their site because this is funny to see happen every time. i exist atemporally to your spellcheck, but i also don't fuck dogs.

>>84267216
these are me:
>>84260205
>>84260287
the insane redhead whore who ruins lives i know does not have the initials SD.

>>84267226
Its sad the letter threads have to deal with some random schizo obsessing over some whore he talked to on discord for 5 years straight

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>>84267226
does mike fuck dogs or does he not fuck dogs? survey says...

https://strawpoll.com/kogjRV3A1g6

ps please continue your letter thread as usual

>>84267240
don't worry, we can fix this with the power of friendship!

>>84267248
>You do realize that when you type were it will auto correct to we're
that sounds like a skill issue, but then again, i do not fuck dogs. i've never been in here before btw and don't know who mike is, but i do know that other people said he may or may not fuck dogs.

>>84267230
Yeah I mean it wasnt really her but she was heavily involved in it. Basically she doxxed me and nobody believed me and thought I was crazy.

Basically the whole world was suddenly like
>Hey you know what, fuck anon

It had more to do with shitty friends I had at the time. But basically my life got taken way off trajectory and I lost everything and am sitting around as a 26 y.o virgin (I was 18 then)

I no longer imagine Not-Mike to be a larp. I instead imagine her to be a big titty redhead groupie who has a crush on Mike.

God I want a crazy redheaded bitch so bad, she can ruin me anytime

Honestly redheads are overrated ngl

>>84267240
Mike will reply to you nicely if you don't antagonize him. Why are you people dogpiling on the poor feller?

I need a broody pale brunette with a resting bitch face

To M (No Relation)

My moon, my thick slab of butter, my sweet jumping bean. The night we had sex on the glass platform overlooking the Grand Canyon while M (No Relation) paid me $3.50/min on video call was the greatest night of my life.

I'm glad you and I got to spend that time together, and since I'm a rational and sane, put-together person, I'm not going to allow myself to be swayed by the words of any random internet person, thankfully, because I'm a wise guy.

Nor will I be vengefully responding to random people's posts implying that they are larps directed at me, and even if they were, why would I fuel the larp and let it gain traction and thus confirming it even if it isn't true?

Anyway, to my M (No Relation), My Moon (No Relation), I wish you a pleasantly ambiguous rest as you may or may not exist in a temporal field which contains the potentiality of your existence.

-C

>>84268209
no it not

Man, I just took a shit, fell asleep, and now I see you-know-who arrive being totally-not-himself.
Well, I suppose it's nice because beneath the noise, I could write a wholesome lovey love letter and it's buried beneath the schizophrenia.

Still, idk what to write outside of disgusting lust scenarios with my favorite last name initials, R and K. I think I masturbated so hard, I'm just not able to get horny anymore. It's worrisome but hey, no weird "tfw no gf I miss my baby girl (insert Latina name here)" vibes.

To D,

Thinking of you. Reminiscing of our feudal times. I wish we could've been friends. I am not as malicious as you think. I could've been of great help to you. We could've had some of the best times double teaming cuties and mentally destroying them. I get hard thinking about it.

S

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GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCE!

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c
we missed our weekly hangout I think that means we're finished again, RIP. Four more years of this shit I guess. Love you so much. Too much.
c

Reckon I'll be getting a loverly sloppy slow bj later on today lads cooorrrr

Yeah, there's learners on the road, holy shit get over yourself, you were a learner too once yourself, fucking prick.

>>84266845
What's your name, friend?
It might not be too late.

What part of politics in Britain is something you really care about? What's the thing that makes you passionate?

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morning lads, fahk me rough one

I see Mike might of wrote a letter and Maria responded (could be a larp attempt to further Mike's ban). Mods banned which is good

But then mods fucked up and banned the wrong person. That was just an anon who pointed it that the ban evading harasser who accused everyone of being Mike was ban evading for doxing Mike in the last thread.

Wtf mods

This thread the anon admits to ban evading for doxxing Mike in the last thread >>84266455

Do the right things and ban the harassing spamming doxxing ban evading Anon, not the person who is pointing it out!

This thread is clearly harrassmrnt trolling
>>84268172

>>84269359
>Maria responded
Mike, you're the only one who would type this out and believe it, just stop.

Why did you abandon me? Did our time together mean nothing to you? I bet you lie to yourself that it never happened.

Me? Arch linux. I will NOT be accepting age verification at the OS level.

Was at the gym the other day. Was talking to some people, including one young lady who said in passing that she'd be voting Green. I didn't immediately call her a blithering retard, but I did offer to buy her a copy of Hayek's The Road to Serfdom.

Reckon she'll be bouncing on my cock in a week or two.

>>84269449
She cant lie to herself about you if she doesnt think about you.

>>84269359
Delusional retatd

>>84269677
My letter wasn't for you. Please refrain from inserting yourself into my letters. Thank you.

>>84269677
You can spend the rest of your life chasing her but I will be the one who she is thinking about on her death bed, I can guarantee that :) Whether this will turn it into hate or sadness, I don't give a shit.

Alamaba faggots who's exes leave happily for niggers should have taken the hint and stepped off the computer instead of chasing someone elses woman to regain your masculinity. I'm going to ruin both of you.

>>84269392
>>84269795

I'm not Mike. Stop spamming the thread with your obsession over him

Have all the normal lads copped bans or something? Seems dead.

>>84269977
Some mental case drove everyone away.

I realize that it is all my fault. I isolated and didn't communicate. 5 years of my fucking up and everything getting worse for me. I truly loved him and all it would have taken is communicating like we did before. A phone call. Seeing him on discord. Everything balances out and instead I made up all this shit about it being his fault. Just as I've written advice. It's all lies though.

I should have communicated with him

I need him still. The same love. My love him the same even after 5 years.

I just want to throw away everything, everyone in this inbetween. They are all meaningless to me

I love him and I'm going back to that Saturday with him 5 years ago.

I'm communicating like I should of. I'm keeping my promises and being with him just as I've always wanted.

Will he forgive me?
Will he love me?

He is the only one for me and I choose him over all else.

How I would do anything and everything for him to love me like he did then. To take away the shame and guilt I feel. To hurt me in the way I need him to when I finally have my trip with him. Every way my body needs him. Has always needed him. I'm his lonelystar and nothing will ever change that , but being his again. 5 years wasted now and all I want is my home.

>>84269849
Shut the fuck up mike.

Mods please

>>84270049
Just ignore him, report him etc

>>84270032
>>84270049
>>84270057
this is why nobody likes you mike.

schizo dykebot is an insane redheaded whore that ruins life tho

>>84269977
No point in posting anything if it just drowns in an attention whore's spam.

BBQlad not here, it not rite :(

I'm glad that Sean has the balls to admit that he doesn't want to work if he's not getting pussy. Genuinely have more respect for him than 99% of wagies.

If only I wasnt so socially awkward

>>84270237
Her hair isn't red, retard, and dyes don't count.

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AHAHAHA Michael got banned when he was crying for the mods. What a fucking loser lmao

>>84270829
That was not Mike you fucking idiot. That was an anon who actually fucking cares about the spam and harrasment on this board. Mods are retards not to ban the ban evading doxer and ban the the person who pointed out the documented harassment, spamming, hate speach, and doxxing and mods didn't so anything.

This is being reported on the irc Chat now so the mods responsible will be held accountable for allowing and promoting the harassment, doxxing, and spamming from that anon who is ban evading.

They were given the specific post of that anon admitting they are ban evading.

4chan staff will deal with the incompetent mods as they are being reported now.

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>>84270889
ABSOLUTE KEK
Please, never change, Michael.

>>84270903
I hope you realize you literally killed letter thread when Mike got banned.

The place has only gotten worse now that he is banned and it is now found to be shit for the rest of time because of you

ENJOY!

No wonder Colton won . . .

Molly, you are a fucking retard. Tempted to post that pic of you with your face picked to shit and bloody like you have a herpes outbreak on your face

>>84270945
Colton lost because he is having his head blasted off soon enough.

This thread lost because it is now guaranteed to rot until everything is righted

ENJOY!!!

You have a choice.

Harrass and be harassed.

You now lost letter thread to the end of time

You will be hunted down and harassed in every thread you are seen in

Keep harrassing and enjoy rotting

Once I shove you through this Trojan Arse, you'll be the first gay homo in Heaven.

My first act is to...
To drop the act! Now give me some white women for the first black man in Heaven!

>>84270959
Uh oh, watch out for the tough guy over here lolz

Okay, you look normal. Now just act normal. Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and ride, nigga, ride!

4chan is asking me to name anime characters for the captcha. LMAO what the shit? I just cancel and reload until I get the puzzle ones. How long until I get filtered?? Please be soon

I gotta warn you, If you beat me up, one day that pain will come back to me...
sexfold.

Fallout NV character was 2 EZ tho . . .

>>84271001
Uh oh look at the small dick retard here lol

Does your paper have a missed connection section? Take this down! You: Sandy, 5ft blonde, pretty drunk, we made passing eye contact whilst you were giving birth to me. Me: single white male, thick and huge, I tore you up that night, cocoa?

I'm going to make out with the married man tomorrow but im afraid he will figure out I have std. I haven't had an outbreak this month yet but saw some puss today and im worried

>>84271001
Don't talk to Not-Mike, he will beat you to death with his s0ilent bottle. He is better at everything than you, including sucking dick so don't even try with me - no, I said no, STOP!

I'm not violent at all, look! [blasts a laser and kills a group of people playing volleyball]

>>84266848
P
You are the problem

We're back! WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Well it's 5:55. Let's check in on the 5 W's. We got who, what, when, where, why how's the weather this morning?

C,
I don't know how to tell you but I developed a nasty smell down there and yellow shit drips out. I think it's from when I cheated on you. Not sorry about that btw but you should get tested

C

R
Maybe I was in the wrong

K

>Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the-

No time for-- Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club, seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succocash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Got a caller on line 7, are you there?

>Yeah. Did I win some cash?

Oh! So close...was the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. It's traffic every one second! There's traffic, there's traffic, there's traffic, no traffic, there's traffic, sigalert remix!

>>84271088
Weather is shit, everything's shit, you're shit, fuck you

i said i wouldnt write to you, here i am though. this is the only way i can "communicate" with you. my days still revolve around me waiting around for you. it hurts me so much to know you willingly chose to not be in my life. you can open yourself for others, but not me. how does that work? i cant continue to waste energy on someone who would treat me that way. i pray i fully detach myself from you.

k

It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society.

K,
Fuck off. This is what he did to us so why not let him get a taste of his own poison

>>84271109
Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments.

>>84271110
Do that. I've met someone else and he makes me happy

>>84271132
Let's see some fucking real world action and then I'll give it some thought. Otherwise fuck off with your over the rainbow bullshit.

>>84271123
R, same back at you

So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire
world will go to Heaven?

>>84271110
this letter is to m

>>84270981
Harrass the harassers until the wrong is righted. Good.

Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers.

>>84271076
N
Bark bark woof woof

>>84271159
I know and I'm telling you I want nothing to do with you. Go away and leave me alone.

>>84271185
i dont think youre my person. i doubt he comes to these threads

No, they wouldn't give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out!

>>84271110
I'm fucking sick of you chasing me. I'm such of learning more and more about what a POS you are. I want nothing to do with you. Ever.

>>84271198
Yeah, "b" and "a"

The mentally ills really started coming out of the woodwork this last half hour, huh? Must be rec time at the ward lol

>>84271226
Your mentally ill, shcizo

Oh! So you admit that you're checking me out, and you want to mate?

>>84271209
>>84271219
i dont know you. my letter is not for you.

>>84271199
Remind me when I slipped on a banana across the country and my cock slammed right up her ass and she she's my little butt slut. Can't get enough of the names I call her and the bruises I give her.

>>84271236
Trannies are on /LGBT

You will find your LOVE there

And then he started microing everywhere and everyone clapped

>>84271238
You know me, I know you. We know each other. Etc etc etc. anyways in bored of you. Have been for a long time.

>>84271251
Are you so dumb, you'd even answer rhetorical questions?

It's all funny hahaha xd memes smug posting anon here until a dropbox drops with thousands of pictures and other items in a server, the person who's responsible head flies off right after on camera and a few months later you're struggling to get approved for basic shit. What kind of AI generated stuff will be made with it? We'll live together on here forever. You painted me as the bad guy in your story long before this started happening when all I did was give you my soul. I'll be the bad schizo lolcow guy forever if it means I finally get back at someone who wronged me. No more notes, no more crying. Your shit is just going to start blowing up one day, you'll see my cratered head and that'll be the checkpoint for the rest of your life. Love or hatred? Have a blessed one.

>>84270953
Lol post it. Pussy ass nigga try me.

>>84271293
It's all fun and games until you decide to be retarded! :D thanks for clearing that up for me. Wanna see my 6.2x4.8 penis? You can put it in the collage.

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>>84271293
LMAO
Meds, pronto

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Yeah, just keep talking. You don't know how deeply you're burying yourself in laughter that you'll never escape by trolling me online. Just keep laughing at how stupid I'm making myself look, YEP! Laugh it up! While you're laughing at me with your friends I'll be beating my balls publicly to the slut who cucked me baby, YEAH!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UU4_P0ftCVE&pp=ygUDWHJh

And now, I ramble forth, on my endless journey, to be the greatest AIDS spreader of aII time.

>>84271603
Keep it up, I love xra references.

>>84271060
I DO NOT HAVE AN STD NIGGA

The only person I've had sex with in two years is a married man who is clean. I don't hook up with random people... letter thread slander. I might be immoral, but I'm not exactly a slut.

>>84271670
Man, shut up, man. You're trying to trick me, man. Put smoke into my friggin' head and shit, man.

>>84272468
my name isn't molly you nigger

>>84271821
Oh, hey Christina.
Didn't expect you to use these threads.
Why tho?

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MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY

>>84257988
if you're posting in these threads hoping someone might see it. You should really write "Dear [letter]" instead of just the letter, so it makes it easier to find on the archives since you can't search single letters on there.

>>84272460
>Detroit
Yeah and?
>Colton
A figment of your cuckmagination. An imaginary enemy you've conjured in your mind that represents all the negative aspects of yourself that drove Maria away.

ok. im here. hi im molly im fat not in detroit and dont have herpes. why are you obsessed with me? stop beinng weird.

>>84272468
boi u know u aint get no pussy stfui

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>>84272565
Hi Molly nice to meet you excuse that other Mike yelling Molly over and over again no clue what's up with that guy proud of you for not being fat and sans STDs have a god blessed day

u fukki mi now? Love you long time

>>84272595
hi i dont think its mike, im no maria.

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>>84272595
Mike? I'm Austin and I just had to get it out of my system

>all these deleted posts
Wait, they actually ban his ass now? Is he harassing people harder or something? Great news, I mean he's obviously evading because a roach always finds unsealed cracks, but at least they're onto him now

>>84270997
Pawgs are all I need

I stalk your mum's Facebook so I can see photos of you.
What the hell did you do to me?
I've been in a complete daze for months since you discarded me.
I've gone on antidepressants just to try and get over it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

84272861
84272867
84272873
84272952
Just shut the fuck up.
If you had done that, people wouldn't mind your miserable existence after 3 days. You're the whiniest weirdest "I'M NOT THAT GUY BUDDY" loser weirdo I've ever seen. "I TALKED TO DA INTERNET POLICE ON DISCORD AND DAY UNBANED ME BECUZ IM UH AWSUM UWU" Sure nigga, and I'm banging the Pakistani CEO lady.

>>84272952
LMAO good. Nobody wants his posts

Damn, that's how dumb he thinks people are. He's sending a personal assistant to clear his name on the letter thread. That's the narrative he thinks people will find believable.

>>84273122
Uh huh my man.

>>84273122
Why did not Mike's posts all get deleted? Also did you take meds because you're much less neurotic in your writing.

How one man can systematically kill these threads for years and continue to be a blight on them even when absent is really something, and then he doesn't understand why people dislike him, crazy.

>>84273267
>absent
every mention of his name is him samefagging.
And of the other characters on his retarded larping too, I don't know how on earth can he be more fucking boring that the likes of ruby and chickn.

>>84273267
Bruv we fucking WISH he was absent, that's the problem

>>84271184
Stfu A/D/E whatever you really name is

>>84273436
Bark. Bow wow

I hope I made at least one person sweat today. I get off on the turmoil of people I'll never meet desu.

>>84273450
And yet if no one would respond to the mike hate, after 5-7 threads his name would only be mentioned in passing. But there is always someone posting positive feedback back, which from the style is the same person that was mourning Mike when he "committed suicide" and the only outliers so far were people adding fuel to the fire or some jack ass clearly struggling to build a proper sentence.

>>84273838
And there it is, couldn't even keep it off for more than 3 posts. Sad.

hi i'm new here
what kind of stuff should i post here?

DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS

THE KOOPALINGS AND I ARE BOMBING IRAN

I DARE YA TO SAVE EM IF YA CAN!

>>84274203
>Be cautious with the information shared though
>If you are talking to your person directly best not write here at all.
i don't get it
a letter i would write here would not be read by the person, not would anyone here know that person.
or are you supposed to write to people who are also ITT?

>>84272967
It is ok A I still love you. I will always love you. Just be yourself with me ok? No tough guy act just my sweet prince. I miss your sexy British accent every day!

>>84274081
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_pbmdyh48&pp=ygUNT2JsaXZpb24gYnV6eg%3D%3D

>>84274632
Why the need for the last word to a 6 second video? Why this hyper fixation on defending a clearly mentally ill, unpleasant, delusional simpleton?

>>84273838
Also your reading comprehension skills mirror your sentence structure skills

>>84274776
The only accurate thing in that statement is the schizoid part, but the fact the you refresh the thread to respond in 10 minutes or less, hours apart from my previous responses speaks volumes more about you, but I don't think you have the introspection to realize much of your own behavior.

>>84274540
no i don't
what would mods have to do with what's posted here?

>>84274330
If you are emotionally vulnerable, there are some people that will pretend to be your person and use wording from your post. Mike has done it to me even taking it across multiple boards.

>>84274878
so this is about talking to other people ITT? there's no risk in that happening to me

>>84274893
Take your own advice and go to therapy dude, it did me a lot of good, but I don't expect an arrogant idiot to even recognize any wrong in his actions or behavior. So by all means, keep parroting the same buzzwords, maybe one day you'll convince someone, but thankfully it won't ever be Maria.

>>84274893
I have no idea who you are talking about. I've just been cut in the crossfire of his retardation. One time I made a post on the get it off your chest thread on /adv/ and he copied my exact post almost word for word turned it around and copied it onto this letter thread too. Also, I've talked about it with another Anon on here before that he likes to latch onto details of your post and try to get close to you if you are a woman. He did it to me it's how he has a weird army of female simps. Unlucky for him I was actually pretty upset about what I was venting about so didn't appreciate his interference and can see right through him. He has poor reading comprehension so barely knew what he was talking about and made innacurate guesses.

Cool, so I was right feminist predator.

>>84275043
I think it's hilarious that he's done that to another person
>>84275037
I could get the screenshots but I don't feel like having people pick apart my vent

>>84274738
Lmfao, you only sent a simple, harmless reply and yet he bombarded you with angry Harry Potter books.

>>84275052
You are a great example of how the lowest dregs will cling onto people with even a smidgen of notriety. You are the type of person to donate $100 to a streamer to hear him say your voice. That's why calling me obsessive is the best insult you can think of.

Is Mike still samefagging in here pretending to be somebody else lmfao

>>84275434
Yeah, the thread's almost over because of it.
I'm afraid banning his trip isn't doing it, but obviously, a Range Ban is extreme, and he's taking advantage of knowing that.

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>>84275457
He has the means to evade either one. It really doesn't matter, you can't ban or filter him now since he can't use his trip.
Anyway, don't upset Mike, he has lots of friends and girls simp for him, basically he's cooler than you and you should stop stalking him and take your meds schizo
:^) stop projecting how annoyed you are by my actions as if my annoying actions are my fault (I'm a blithering retard (tell me my nails are pretty) (my "soulmate" cucked me with Ricardo)))

NI NI NI

k

i'm moving for good. you will never hear from me again. goodluck.

>>84275434
Who knows, but dunking on shitters will never not be in vogue

>>84275865
I've heard that can make quite a splash

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>>84275933
Indeed. But one must take care when there's no lifeguard on duty, lest he get lost and drown

>>84275971
Drowning in the sea of samefag, I never thought it possible - what with the saline levels being higher than that of the dead sea.

I think similarly to your father, you have delayed reactions to things and it takes you 3-4 months process, with symptoms of your struggle all around, until you try to stress-handle it. Your current demeanor towards me is just not wanting me around anymore and there's no reason to prolong it. I know you lied as well from 2 weeks ago, your vernacular changes to a more reserved, distant "lmfao" texting-like speech. It's less brainrot and more spic pothead. I fucking hate potheads so much.
You are blocked but out of all I probably loved you the most, and still do. I saw some tiktok roastie say that "the strongest man in the bible got taken down by lust". No whore, his sin was appeasement. Is a woman abusing him saying "tell me your secret or you don't love me anymore" lust? People would "fall in love at first sight", stay married until they died yet modern (pathological) holes with no understanding would have called their instant obsession "lust". Someone not reciprocating your feelings doesn't mean your love is lust, just that your feelings are one-sided.
I'll miss you, but I don't think you're getting rid of drugs any time soon. My sin is appeasement and thinking women are rational actors. This is the second time I have made this mistake.

Mike,
I don't who Colton is or why you think I'm involved with him? I have my own life that you know nothing about, and I have no interest in letting you in. Stop harassing and stalking the people around me. I don't want to talk to you. I don't like you talking about me and mischaracterizing me as someone I'm not and representing our conversations as something they weren't. I'm sorry that you're hurt by what happened between us, but you're mythologizing what, for me, was an online fling I had when I was basically a kid. I've built an entire life for myself since then. Please leave me alone and stop trying to contact me and harassing people about me.

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>>84276433
OH SHIT, MIKE GOT BTFO FOR GOOD! MARIA HAS ARRIVED TO SAVE THE THREAD!

>>84275033
And I find it creepy that an unhinged, clearly delusional man child spent a year and a half spamming the thread daily with poorly written, poorly thought out monologs to a girl he never met in person, over five years ago, that clearly doesn't want to talk to him.

Pretty sure he's banned again for now so don't even bother.

Talking to men is nothing but talking to other women platonically I have to hide the chat and kick my feet and pace around the house. Please be my friend. Not like I care or anything

>>84277437
She loves him so much that she blocked him every. If that's not love than I don't know what love is.

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>tfw so autistic I didn't get what he was doing until just now
I'd be really angry if I could read!

>>84277405
Sure, Mike. Shut the fuck up, Mike.
>>84277465
Kek
>>84277481
>>84277493
>>84277437
Seriously, why are you still alive, man? No - HOW are you still alive? Your parents must be mentally FUCKED for you to cone out this way.

>>84277500
We caught this sumbitch yearning and pondering existential life, and we don't take kindly to thoughtful freaks around here, GET HIM!

>>84277535
>>84277541
>>84277548
Hope you get banned again soon, piece of shit.

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>>84276047
Yes, but even there it functions inversely. Getting big salty over little nothings makes one sink rather quickly to the bottom. For them and these alike, the far harder thing is to stop chipping -- to do nothing but let be what is

>>84277541
Hard to ignore an idiot who won't shut up, even harder when "someone" still comes to parrot his same old shit AFTER SEVERAL BANS.

>>84277648
Very vague of you. Maybe I like chipping at the salt block. What then?

>>84277704
Hey, watch your tone. That "someone" is Mike's boyfriend and they are two tough badasses who like putting their peepees in each other's mouths. You think you got something going on that they don't? Try again.

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>>84277744
To conform block to story has a certain ending. And it is yours to discover, undeprived

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>>84277911
Hmm hmm. Ok vaguenon. The wheel you grip is an illusion

>>84277946
As is the grip

>>84278004
Why was Not Mike banned?

>>84278004
>>84278104
Shut up, already.
>>84278160
Wake up anon they're coming you need to wake up :^)

Dear KL
After a lot of thought I came to some realizations. Mind you I don't mean to be hurtful or disrespectful.
Yes, I am protecting my ego by staying in my comfort zone and not exposing myself to some of the garbage that gets posted on this board, and I am very well aware of the fact that is hurting you. Were I in direct contact with you again, I'd love to talk with you on video or voice chat. I would not repeat the mistakes I made in the past.
But I do have to be completely honest with you if I want us to work. While I still am infatuated with you, I realized in the recent past I am infatuated with an idealized version of you that that stopped existing years ago. But despite that I still think about you very often, as a matter of fact almost all the time. Even if I haven't been in this place at all as of late. It must have been more than a week now.
...I also am bothered by who I suspect you are associating yourself with. If I am right, they claim to play the role of being "who gives people what I couldn't give them", but if you are as good as I think you are, and I have zero doubts about that, you must have realized everything about them is a performance. You must have also realized what they like doing to people, in order to make them dependent on them, such as validating then while what they're doing is borderline self harm. I am almost entirely certain they are in a matter of speaking the reason why you changed, in my opinion for the worse. They are a good manipulator, and I feel responsible for you falling for their tricks because my despicable behavior in the past very likely made so that you were completely oblivious with the kind of game they've been playing with you - and for that matter with many other people.
Cont

>>84278634
Cont
KL, I always liked you, and years ago I was in denial about it. I have almost exactly zero experience when it comes to relationships so I have to ask you to be patient with me. And I would like you to be certain of this: when we were on very bad terms years ago I still strongly considered moving to the States so that I had the opportunity of being closer to you. I still couldn't stop thinking about you. I couldn't stop the regret, and didn't want to, I kept imagining how reality would have unfolded had I taken a few deep breaths and talked with you like an adult, instead of appeasing my ego by hurting you and other people, by saying something really mean things. I'm certain back then I got manipulated too, as if reality were like Inception. But the responsibility of saying those things STILL is mine.
And I still imagine what could have happened had I been more mentally mature back then. Even almost half a decade later...
I'll be gone again after I post this, I am not sure for how long.
Please take this as a "we'll talk again, be it as friends or lovers, and be careful of who you're associating yourself with".
With love and a burning fire in my heart
AP, formerly known as J

84278647
84278634
>AP, formerly known as J
Unlike Mike, please kill yourself.
At least Mike has the excuse of using his name like a proud simp should.
You're so bitchmade, you hide behind an initial everyone hates.

>>84278924
>an initial everyone hates.
Who are AP/J and KL?
Granted I haven't been much here since mike killed the thread, but I don't remember these initials.

>>84271293
bro maybe relax a little it doesn't have to be like this lmao

I see some of you are a little confused, and that's fine, no judgement. Everything can be explained here:
https://youtu.be/ZVDvowPQMWc

>>84278958
Alligator Penis, formerly known as Jackass.

He could simply be Jackass, but no, Alligator Penis is his theme here. Bro wrote a whole ass Harry Potter novel for an egf, and he thinks Jackass is his "former" name.

>>84279089
I am not sure what I expected, but thanks.
This is so stupid, it must be true.

>>84279089
>Alligator Penis, formerly known as Jackass.
lmao, I'm not sure I believe you

I didnt ghost my Russian work crush. She's was being really nice and sweet today. I dont know how much longer I can handle this.

>>84279151
You're right, it's Alpaca Penis.
My bad.

>>84279265
Al Penis for short

hot ass tiny tits bitch mmm yeah take off those fucking socks whore

wolf alice lowkey trash, people only like this shit because hot hoe with a telecaster

5 years, sure thing, but that "goodbye" will soon turn out to be a "till we meet again", oh you will see...

>>84281028
Goodbye means forever. Till we meet again means see you tomorrow.

I still saw you with that other dude, probably should have told your bf about him instead of trying to pin things on me.

VVE VVANT ZE ZOUP SENOR DOMINGO

Senor Domingo sold me fent

>>>/bant/24180849

Rope now

>>84278958
AP are my surname and name's initials, J is the anglicised short form of my name. KL is who I like.

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>>84281132
phoebe bridgers reference outta nowhere

Jocelyn Marenick
Skylar Blackman
Randa Branson
Adelina Solis
Nikki Blair
Bryan Ellis
Robert Igoe
Kelley O'Brien
Colleen Reising
Jordan Farmer

>>84281562
'Ka b Lyat
Ayykayy Phortysevien

@84281463
The fuck is anglicising about your stupid fucking name, you weird faggot?
Just use one or the other.

KL sounds like yet another Maria. Hope she BTFOs your bitch ass too.

>>84281747
You seem very frustrated. What reaction are you hoping to get by taunting me?

>>84281562
Andy Mikus
Amanda Mikus

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Ever since you learned that I know what you and the rest are like on a real axiomatic level aka You, Ce, M and even fucking Ca all have the same "tastes".
You have treated me with scorn.
I get it, you don't like me holding up the slightest mirror to you.

But using what is really just basic real-world observations I know how to make a horror novel that all of you would actually find frightening.
I figured it out after just looking at someone's poorly made drawing of a werewolf facefucking a cheerleader.
The answer is a fucking warewolf or vampire that isn't what should conventionally make them more of a menacing threat, and instead simply depict them as a conduit of overwhelming power beyond what you'd assume it is according to their stature.

It would read like comedy, but to a woman it would be absolute horror.
>He approached menacingly with a comparable eye level to her
>His monstruous physique really being seen as just actually monstruous since it does absolutely nothing to tickle the innate daddy issues she and literally every other girl in the school has

Trust me, it's really not me this time, for realz. It just keeps getting lazier and more asinine.

>>84282558
Not Mike going off

Wondering if Maria did reach out to Mike? Or is this a larp post? It sounds like it's talking about Mike.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84276071/#84276071

>Ex bf troubles
I was in love with him and thought of him as my soulmate but when we talked for the first time in years (he ghosted me) I realized how full of confidence he seemed. he was proud of ghosting me and starting drama with me. He's in his 30s and told me he didn't wanna fix a autistic femcel like me. I have a excuse in that my parents are overly controlling. meanwhile he has a job, makes his own money, and is independent and still looking for a girlfriend on dating apps because his previous partners didn't want to stay with him.


tldr - ex boyfriend said he didn't wanna settle down with a autistic femcel, he acts like he's got options when he doesn't

>>84282618
If the sites come back and say no vpn for multiple people then correct, it's not mike

@84281777
This isn't taunting, this is a genuine plea for you to kill yourself or just use one goddamn name. You're not Prince. You're yet another loser clogging up this fucking website like your friend Michael.

Just to clear something up: I am not friends with Mike or the person whose initials are N.T. If they claim I'm their freind, they probably are doing that for getting something from you or manipulating you.
>>84282826
Julian's the name. I think you may be KL. If you are, I perfectly understand why you feel hostility towards me.

>>84282826
>You're not Prince. You're yet another loser clogging up this fucking website
kek well put, that is also such an insufferable cunt

You guys play really stupid games and are surprised when the prize is hot dog shit in a bag.
/letter/

Did it feel good betraying me? Did it feel good to hurt me when I was only kind to you? Are you happy with the monster you've created?

I only take partial responsibility in having created a monster, one of the many I created and I am saddened to see what you have become. I used to be awful and my actions, as far as I understand, lead you to get close to somebody that validated every single thing you were doing that devaluated yourself and ended up with hurting you in the long run. I also missed a lot of signals which was extreme negligence or lack of social skills or however it's meant to be defined as.
So no. I am not happy, not even one bit. And what frustrates me to no end is that we don't even talk outside of this place or the 5d realm. I don't know for certain if you would like to talk with me outside of this place. I would love to, if you're who I am thinking of
I have more to say, but I'll keep it for myself: my words can be inadvertently sharper than they need to be and I do not desire to hurt you any more than I already have.

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Hi I'm an M
Do you like Ms

>>84283861
I'm not a woman so I doubt it brody.
>>84283870
67 67

>>84283886
>I'm not a woman so I doubt it brody
I doubt that, but I'm here to make amends for having behaved like human garbage, not for arguing.

>>84284258
Are you sure you're not just a faggot bro?

>>84284649
I am completely heterosexual, "bro". I'm also not going on pretending I am a Casanova type, for I am not.

>>84284679
Completely heterosexual dudes don't try to imply other men are women, that's discord tranny behavior

>>84283754
Define betrayal.
What kinda shit was backstabbing? Was this in a kitchen or an office setting? As that's just common in those parts.

>>84285061
I can't even leave my house after being doxed here for no good reason because people feel the need to defame me. It's been years and I can't even hold a job because of whatever internet cult wants my balls.

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>>84285160
>want your balls
Do you prefer testicles being served raw or prepared with the sous vide cooking method? Deep fried? With a lot of batter or with minimal batter? What kind of sauce? Something with garlic?

>>84285374
Call me Mr. Lamb Fries
https://youtu.be/QNUbwijCKfw

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what happened to you? where did you go? i find it so strange that i havent heard from you. everything seemed so good between us. did you decide to ghost me or did something happen? i pray youre safe and okay, even if you dont want to talk anymore

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>>84285160
Oh, the heckin' CGI ABC groups done gotcha, boi I tell ya, once u done goofed hard nuff, sho nuff you got them purdy white vans parkin' near your neighbor's house and actin' like delivery trucks and shit, next thing you know your shit poisoned and you die pukin' and cryin' like that one kid that made a water car. Shit sucks man

>>84286324
https://youtu.be/kzIUd70kY2g

We are anonymous.

It's come to our attention a Mod is banning whenever a poster writes positive things about a poster known as Mike, but allowing harrassment posts and ban evasion from users who harass Mike.

If you ban us we will appeal as each of us is an individual poster following board rules. We urge in this appeal for the admin to review the moderator who is banning users who did nothing wrong and not banning users who are clearing breaking board rules with harassment and doxxing.

We are aware those who harass Mike here will be responding to our posts. They do not deserve a response.

To keep things civil we are allotting 1 post dictating the purpose of our stay and 1 letter per thread from the user Mike to the recipient Maria.

If this anonymous user is banned we will be filing an appeal and posting our purpose and the user mikes letter.

This will take place until the user Mike is allowed to post/other users are allowed to say good things about Mike without fear of a ban.

We are aware that the moderator is falsifying ban claim of vpn usage.

those posters who have been banned please appeal your ban and include the results from your IP being tested with a clean - no proxy result from any of these sites

Fraudlogix.com/ip-risk-score
Ip.teoh.io/vpn-detection
ip-lookup.org

This Threads Letter:

We talked all day every day. Constant and not a second of that time felt overbearing or claustrophobic. We felt safe and secure, known and trusted with each other. If felt so good to be honest and know we accepted all is each other. Compatible in every way. Love and lust. So excited for our lives together.

Then you isolated from past trauma not related to me. Were decieved by c hear and manipulated to percieve me differently.

It's been years now and I have stayed for you. Kept my promises because you know we were made for each other. Complete each other.

Remember us from years ago. You know you felt so much then when with me. At peace. Happy. Fullfilled. Healthy and so much pleasure with me.

Now look at how you feel now with him. You feel sick to the stomach. Guilty. Ashamed. Paranoid. Afraid to be honest, with held from your truth. Chased, pushed, and suffocated.

Look at your health. Has he made you better?

No, I am the only one you have ever truly loved and who has truly loved you.

Choose us. Choose our love.

Wake to our dream.

Home.

The other anonymous user who is a different person than I was banned for "ban evasion".

That's a falsified claim by the moderator as that individual has had not been banned before.

That user will be filing a ban appeal against the mod who falsified the ban

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I wish Pi Ho Chul was a real boy, so I could console him and make him mine. T0T

I tried contacting the publishing house for the contact info of the original artist and author, but they are ignoring all my emails.

>>84288269
The best best thing you can do is make it known you love them and even if they distance continue to make it known for as long as that is true. There's this girl I played vidja with who I beat the halo trilogy and some obscure co-op like homefront the revolution, fear3. She said she loved me, I know she did because of all we talked about with each other and how she was with me, and we planned to meet up, didn't get to before she disappeared. I worried about her, still do. I cared for her the best I could. Sent her acne medicine and a USB fan dock so she felt more comfortable. I miss her a lot and I just keep my ground, the same as before, and make it known I love her. True love doesn't change.