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Brimham rocks edish
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shields are up: mong filter ACTIVATED
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rock solid edish.
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>>84262409
those rocks look familiar
something to do with a strange snow cloud containing Norwegian trolls
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quite the soundtrack, this.
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>>84262405
Compliance, basically. Tree surgeon has to get a licence which means a training course he has to pay for, from an accredited trainer (who also has to get a licence, which he needs to pay for), plus if he's working solo or with other people he needs different licences on top of that, then if he's using a chainsaw that's under 50cc he needs one type of licence and if it's over 70cc he needs another specialist licence (which he has to pay for), plus then he needs to file permits to remove the tree which need to be evaluated by the council and their statutory obligation to consult an expert at the price of 135 quid per hour and blah blah blah and on and on and on it goes. Plus someone is employed at every stage to audit and check that the compliance is being complied with etc.

This is how the modern English economy "works". Instead of being allowed to simply remove a tree from your garden, you are required to pay 1300 quid which is skimmed at every level, to make sure the twenty layers of regulatory burdens are accounted for.
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>>84262409
Wtf? n_n AI?
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>>84262439
its actually sickening how many bureaucratic layers there are, you should just be able to do things yet you cant
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>>84262439
damn. i can understand specialist jobs needing licensing, and that you're paying for the skill and not just a quick bit of labour. finefinefine.

bht the final figure of 1300 is ridiculous, sounds like you're just being gouged because they know you don't have a choice.

i say you buy an ax and get chopping.
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Think the worst is needing planning permission on land youve bought and that you cant live in a caravan on a plot of land, gypos do it anyway but if you tried they'd fuck you, for some reason.
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>>84262461
Is that r cilla?
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a few years ago i wanted to try a massage, general aches and pains, thought it might help.

the options were some proper licensed professional at a sports injury clinic (hundreds of quid), or one of those dodgy Thai places (probably costs thousands by the time you pay the hidden camera blackmailers).
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>>84262466
>i say you buy an ax and get chopping.
You will be arrested and fined.
>sounds like you're just being gouged because they know you don't have a choice.
You are because you don't. Though in fairness, it's not like tradespeople are in the business of ripping people off, since those ones (at least used to) get no business after a while. This is all the result of the government trying to skim as much as they can and offer sinecures to useless voters through instituting mandatory regulatory compliance.
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>>84262439
People have this blind spot where you can point this out to them and they say like 'oh wow yeah that's retarded, I can't believe that tree surgery is that fucked up', but then fail to realise that this applies to the ENTIRE economy. Every single job and sector and industry is run in exactly this way. It's a miracle that things even function given how choked it all is and how inefficiently things are run.
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>>84262476
Because pikeys don't follow the ridiculous laws. Makes one wonder, are they real? If some can ignore it and not be penalised, wtf are we doing?
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>>84262536
they have community, just like the asians, its just the whites that dont have community anymore by design.
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>>84262476
Brits conquered the world being fearless and now they're scared to do anything because their government is full of hen pecking sissy men like Starmer.
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>>84262483
what if you just say you dgaf to the blackmail? like yeah post me being wanked off by some thai woman, I'll just claim its AI or own it
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>>84262536
>>84262476
What you're describing is two-tier justice overlapping with anarcho-tyranny. Essentially the laws apply to the law-abiding, but don't apply to criminals and the way the law-abiding/criminal distinction is decided is through the two-tier system of natives vs 'stakeholders'. Gypsies can turn up somewhere, break the law, make life miserable for the inhabitants of wherever they are, then leave and face zero consequences. Meanwhile, you, a decent average guy who follows the rules, pays taxes and obeys the law, will have the book thrown at you if you decide to chop down a tree on your own land without shelling out 1300 quid to keep the gravy train going.
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why don't gypsies buy chainsaws and do people's trees?
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>>84262554
They do, but trust me you don't want to deal with them. Genuinely horrible people who truly are just out to get one up on anyone they can.
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Been telling mummy about da joo menace. Nothing too crazy, just about the Balfour declaration, and rothschilds involvement in illegally giving the Jews access to palestine, the explosive pager operation and how netanyahu gave trump a golden pager, how he's classed as a war criminal because of what he's done in palestine, the Samsung option and how they refuse to say whether or not they have nukes.
Next time it will be banking and debt and just why have they been kicked out of multiple countries over thousands of years.
Good fun.
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there is something about the gypsy phenotype that instantly spikes my cortisol
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>>84262564
You think it's your eastern euro heritage kicking in?
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>>84262564
I don't trust anyone with an Irish accent because of that scum
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>>84262564
Gypsies are the archetypal parasites, even more so than Hasidics or Somalians. An utterly contemptible people who offer nothing to anyone and make life terrible for everyone they're around.
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Just had my bussy brapped by lollers x
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less eastern euro and more self-esteem (low)
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Yeah great points, but, dem joos tho, right greedy coniving bastards. Not all of em, but who knows, they all might be.
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Charlie Kirk loved Britain more than the average MP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgQ4TdAD1KU
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>>84262601
Lollers is one of those heterosexuals (means he's only attracted to heteros)
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someone please talk about kinos, games, food, or something interesting that has happened in their lives recently.

PLEASE
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>>84262616
I launched my first rocket in Factorio last weekend. Possibly my greatest achievement in the past 4-5 years.
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>>84262616
Got 99 agility in runescape over the weekend
Runescape 3, of course.
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>>84262611
Hes attracted to kids afaik
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>>84262603
Sorry if you're not eastern euro, it's just gypsies makes me think of romanians, Irish pikeys are different (in my mind).
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>>84262616
Made a nice stew the other night.
Had a nice chilli that my mate made.
Not sure what having tonight.
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>>84262632
we all know what you mean by "in Runescape" lad.
sending the coppers round to take those 99 agilities off you.
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One of muh favourite days tomorrow lads, not gonna lie.
What will we wake up to?
How many melties were had last year du3 t0 n07 b31ng ab13 t0 1n70 L337 sp34k.
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>>84262616
games? l4d2 (modded) only. I want to play gta 4 to slime outs pedestrians as the physics are satisfying but its a cunt to get it to actually run.
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>>84262573
You sound like a sissy
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>>84262672
oh god no way was that one year ago.

it JUST happened.
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merging boards together was the funniest one. they'll never top that tbqh.
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I liked the team peanut butter thing
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I have this bad habit of bringing up bottles of water and not drinking them and just putting them on the desk or floor near my bed. I think the most i accumulated once was 6.
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Tyson Fury is an Irish gypo and yet this site doesn't even know who he is.
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>>84262684
Remember the team bollocks? That was gay af. Sure there was a dinosaur prank one year, and infected covid was good, but the best was the stocks game.
Will it be war themed this year? Anons getting drafted?
Remember day of the rake? I was Canadian for a day.
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tomorrow's april fool is all uk posters getting a blocked due to ofcom page for 24 hours
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>>84262709
That's not funny.
But they could do a reward system and see which board collects the most in fines.
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>>84262691
My little /pol/tard
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My mum thinks that men who get one ear pierced is a fashion statement, rather than a not-so-discrete way of signalling that you're a homosexual. Poor her, so out of the times.
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>>84262691
/spa/ was based af
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>>84262740
Left earlobe = no homo
Right earlobe = homo
Both earlobes = faggot.
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>>84262705
he's a big bum dosser like you lad
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>>84262740
Did you post that in 1985 and it just sent now?
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Priti Patel confirmed to love anal sex cooorrrr
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>>84262749
ive dossed ur bum before probably
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>>84262755
She looks like she can take a pounding, desu.
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>>84262762
Also her nickname in government was literally Priti 'big bum' Patel. Everyone knew she was packing a monster bit of cake back there, no surprise she creams on BWC up her arsehole.
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>>84262417
SHARED PETERBOROUGH HON
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>>84262751
hm yes please. 1 pale stale male to go ty
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>>84262426
oh you clever bugger you
ISWYDT
very, very clever indeed
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>>84262761
Not him, and sorry for doing this, but, I vote this the worst comeback ever.
Infact it makes zero sense, dossers put in the least effort possible, so to imply that you doss bummed him would make me think you just put your flaccid penis in his bum.
Actually, it could be a good comeback, like he's so unappealing that your penis went placid once inside him.
Well done, you're quite witty after all.
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the strange little spaz on the left wouldn't know what to do with such heavy equipment, hence why hes covering his lap
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>>84262804
It's reece mong, he's a right bellend.
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>>84262804
JRM is such an anachronism it alone is enough to indict the entire Tory party. He has a fucking nanny. He's such a retarded cunt it's almost impossible to accurately describe.
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>>84262795
Always remember that the prize you earn from being the wittiest cleverest little incel on 4chan is another trip to the bathroom to wank in your mother's house. Lol. Fuck off
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>>84262782
somewhat gay that
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>>84262810
I know, he doesn't deserve being addressed by his government name
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>>84262814
Moggy is based retard
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>>84262815
I accept that, it was quite mean what I said. Being honest, it's a solitary life in muh own govt paid rented property, but i get the point.
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>>84262761
didn't know you were inclined that way little lad
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>>84262828
He's not even remotely based. He's a fucking prick and a retard. He sees politics as just something to do to occupy his time with, not a means to a noble end. Also, I feel like I need to state it again, he has a fucking nanny. He's 56 and has a nanny. What more needs to be said?
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>>84262826
i'd spark this little toff out on sight simple fucking as.
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>>84262844
Why wouldn't he, don't be poor
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>>84262826
He's the sir Humphrey Appleby of irl politics.
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>>84262856
>Why wouldn't he,
Because it's really, really, fucking weird.
>don't be poor
This is England, we're all poor, even the rich people are poor by way of living in England.
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Desu I wouldn't mind a nanny. Be quite sweet, if you know what I mean. We'll actually just a housekeeper would do.
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I wonder if the nanny wanks him off. Liz truss, now thats a slag, she would 100% nosh you off in the club bogs after giving her a line
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right well I've given up applying for PIP then. doesn't sit right with me that I have to "talk about my worst day" only which will involve stretching the truth because I'm quite independent already and don't necessarily have 'terrible' days. PIP should only be for physical disabilities / profound disabilities instead of just "I'm a big pussy who's scared of leaving the house"
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>>84262872
She's a mememe girl, rayner was a proper slag. Fingered behind the speaker of the house's chair type of gal.
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>>84262847
he'd toff you up dosser like yeh?
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>>84262887
COR Rayner now that is a council estate slag, fingered for a packet of monster munch. The pic of her in an inflatable raft, hunched over, chonging on a vape tells you everything you need to know.
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Backbencher blowie bonanza slag, that's what they used to call her.
Glad thatchers dead now, desu.
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>>84262882
Just lie, that's what everyone else does.
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>>84262902
I feel the poshos didnt want to allow her in, until one said oh but guys she'll suck of anyone, huzzah.
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>>84262882
Id tell them, but I'm honest, so say I can do things but I struggle a lot.
Expecting to get turned down for it a 2nd time in a few weeks time. I had an interview last week, and was honest.
Honesty isn't the best policy.
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Some lads will never know what it is like to be a winner, not me though.
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Should just say, talk me through your worst day.
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>>84262899
won't be entertaining you retardmong, enjoy the (you)
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>>84262932
I earn that much in a day
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>>84262932
Nice one. I'm a useless pleb so make no gains in life.
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white British 'men' drooling over a post fertile Indian cow.
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>>84262947
That is nice, now show me your winnings. Working =/= Winning.
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>>84262954
What are the lottery numbers for Friday?
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>>84262932
Have you informed the DWP about your winnings?
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>>84262975
No, because I don't claim benefits, but I also don't work either so it isn't anyone's business ;)
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Nu edish phwoar innit
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Back after a nice afternoon planespotting at East Midlands Airport. Saw 3 Boeing 747s. Lovely stuff.
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It would make my day if one day I visit the BBC website and the header is 'BREAKING: PRITI PATEL ADMITS LOVE FOR ANAL SEX'. It would give me a right little giggle.
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>>84262887
Angela Rayner worked at Sandy's Superstars back in the day.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's brown tuppence
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i am white and i do not like this fetishisation of my race tbqh. we come in all shapes and sizes but above all we are HUMAN BEINGS ;__;
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i order everyone to have a wank, then come back to the thread.
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I miss SSM and Ruthmong
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Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
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>>84263044
come get this spicy fanny brit boi x
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mongboys: fuming
nonce: on suicide watch
aura: off the charts

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
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Blue Peter
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>BABE! Get the bull! New kurzgesoid EP dropped!
>My. body. is. ready.
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>>84263091
Howling ~.o
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>>84263067
Turkmong got a ban that's why he's not here right now. I also think DVDlad has been banned as well.

SSM is still in hiding over the Marie Healy stuff. If he's been gone for almost 6 months I doubt he will return now.
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>>84263099
He posted those illegal pics of Helen Skelton the other day, not heard a peep since.
Safe to say it has been lush without that slug around x
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Mummys buying me gardening supplies so I can grow my tomatoes oh it's going to be lush.
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>>84263074
Do women not notice when theyre wet?
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>>84263104
Ohhhhh.. So that's why then. Technically he posted CP in the eyes of US law, she was under 18. Probably got a perm ban for that then.
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>>84263122
They're never wet around you dw lad
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>>84263132
I'm married and have a sprog. You?
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>>84263155
I'm your child's real father
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>>84263128
>perm ban

Now imagine how lush that would be x
Nonce proxy dead
Slug banned
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxx
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Can see why people become alcoholics to be honest. It does make you feel alive when very little else does in the modern world.
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>>84263091
second 'megaproject' video you've posted. is it some trend at the moment?

mind you i will watch this now because i love basedence.
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Retards like this need to be punched to death.
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omg 4chan is gunna do such an epic prank tommorow I just cant wait!!! i love my 4chan mods and jannys so much :)))

Uhmmmm yeah im gunna say it uhhh hello redit! Screencap this tommorow for the win to share the epic prank :))
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Fudge packer Rylan Clark
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>>84263179
i was relieved to hear other alkies say life is boring off the booze. if you're wired that way it's better to go teetotal than drink like a fish, but life just isn't as exciting sober.
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>prank

it's called a practical joke.
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pathetic rat forrens mostly ameritards thinking they're welcome on feel street
grim
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>>84263242
why does he look the way he does?

can't you ask a plastic surgeon for 'human'?
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Had some chicken tendies, chippy wippies and peas for din dins now watching Willy Woore's new video on YouTubes x
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OOOO MY PUSSY IS JUST GUSHING THINKING OF TOMMOROWS EPIC PRANK OMG WHO IS GUNNA GET PRANKED THE HARDEST? OMG ITS GUNNA BE SO FUNNY, THANK YOU 4CHAN DOT ORG :))))
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>>84263287
Wovewy
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>>84263294
Sorry yer saw feminazi site can't into funny, lad.
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>pay has gone up 7.74% since last year
>der land juden has decided to not increase my rent

peasant party peasant party!
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>>84263287
Any condiments, helper?
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>>84263345

Had that wayonnaise on tap x
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>>84263345
Care home cook's spit
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>>84263406
lovely bit of african flavouring
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>>84262409
Should I get on the dating apps despite being 34 and living with the mummy and daddy? I have a wagie office job and a car. I just haven't had the ability to move out. I really want to do pic related with a woman. I'm just a bit embarrassed about my situation. Should I say that I have saved enough to mortgage with someone?
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locked up in his care home
ngubu putting pubes on his din dins
soiled nappies everywhere

kekking
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Current mood.
>Vide Cor Meum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8mMe2ldqOg
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>>84263439
Woman aren't interested in 30+ yr old lads still living with the parents or in a spacker home. You need to move out first.
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>>84263439
Has anyone ever considered that some women may be in the very same position?
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Might order some sodium nitrite in for a rainy day
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think the apu is having a crisis, everytime i walk past his room i hear a different 1990s theme show coming from his computer, he seems fond of grange hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwuJfJLtusg a comfort wizza and wepsi has been left at his door
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Weird how I love a stray cat so much, but, cleaned loadsa poo off of snarf's tail.
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Which baccy is best?
Been told amber leaf or gold leaf
Anyone know?
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Off to beddinghams

Is it not

Indeed yes

X
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>>84263622
Amber leaf for me, but it can get a bit dryer than some tobacco.
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>>84263558
where do you find them?
dingaling
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>>84263623
No it is not. If anything it's beddington time is it not.
You've been here for years, but yet still so forren.
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>>84263623
Early bird catches the worm as they say. Goodnight de lid.
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They call it tough love.
Some can't handle it.
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It's the only love i know. Not my fault I'm a bit fucked in t'head.
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>>84263593
lol'd quite heartily at this.

>>84263614
better off than on. do cats not clean their own arses?

>>84263623
good night Soundy.
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Rhyl seems like a lush place, very friendly locals x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QFNNKTyzMM
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Fudge packer Scott Mills
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there are some nice and kind people in this very thread.
don't forget that, friends.
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Nonces are on the side of paki grooming gangs never forget.
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>>84263681
Yes normally, but think she has arthritis so can't do it that much/well. It's built up over time. I gave my fren's bpd gf enough time, gave her the comb last year. She only does things with snarf to wind me up.
They're on the last strike as far as I'm concerned.
You don't fuck with snarf. Or maybe someone could, but I'd find them.
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wonder if crossy went for that long walk
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>>84263544
>You need to move out first.
Whats the point in renting just to get a girl? Why cant we just buy a home together?
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>>84263808
How old is snarf?
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>>84263828
No by time I was ready it ws a bit late for it. I try harder tomo.
>>84263808
Cute pic x
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I got them burner trainers jst for walks. Quite a while ago. Still in box. Lole
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>>84263729
Have u been to Wales b4?
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Ne1 else love gazelles n sambas nd which colour n_n blue for me
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>>84263939
Meaning what?
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>>84263945
U know what x
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>>84263901
16. Stray since she was a kitten. I've been giving my fren psychological nudges for years. Nah she's one of us. Yeah just feed her now and again.
Then she had a fight or incident and came back quite fucked up.
Then it was, just put food out for her everyday. Then I built a snarf shack for her, but it only lasted 1 winter (did it's purpose), then I started pushing my fren to let her in the house, spent 2 weeks fannying around with the door till she got used to it being closed. Now she's an indoor cat, only goes out to sit in the sun.
>>84263914
Most relaxed I've seen her (picrel) for years.
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>>84263956
How do u know her age or you've actually known her for that long ?
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>>84263956
Youve done well by her, given her a great life.
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No point in working if you don't get pussy. Literally no point.
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>>84263930

Been to Wales twice, once as a kid on a family holiday to Pwllheli and last year passing through on the way to Ireland. Places I went were nice.
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Abusing drugs and scamming the benefits system. Crossy is a true christian.
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>>84263978
I dont think one leads to the other straight away. But the path youre suggesting (not working, staying shut in?) would lead to no pussy being even more unlikely.
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No point in Helper working if he doesn't get pussy. Literally no point.
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>>84263987
Im going to wales for bh weekend in may. Never been before. No idea where. Wifeberg booked it
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>>84263992
You don't know me, stop talking bollocks.
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>>84263992
***likely! Typo
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>>84263995
He wouldn't get any if he did work, ugly mug, autistic, wears a nappy, need I go on?
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>>84263971
Yes. My fren moved in just before his son was born. There was an old cat lady that lived next door. 1 must have had kittens, she moved and accidentally left snarf. Tried getting her in over the years, she had kittens (thought she was a he), now we have the situation we're in (I say we meaning snarf and I, my fren just lives in her territory, but me and snarf have bonded over the years).
>>84263973
I love the little bugger.
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>>84264002
Never said I did. Although leaving statements like that in public and getting sore at a response gives me some general idea.
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>>84263971
Forgot to say my fren's son is 16 this year.
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Still pretending to be me :/
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>>84264024
Ah. Makes sense now.

You carry on lad, enjoy yourself x
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>>84264016
Amazing rly such a long time ^-^
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>>84263987
come to Cardiff lad x
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>>84264008
you forgot the main one
he's a nonce
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Given up guitar again. What a shit 'hobby'
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>>84264058
What is you're next temporary hobby going to be?
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>>84264062
Reading I think
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Beans on toast for dinner again tonight. Crap this. Back in the day I'd have ribeye steaks, pizza, double cheeseburgers and lasagna. The war in Iran has hit b towers like a tonne of bricks.
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Ganbatte England.
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>>84263995
>No point in Helper working if he doesn't get pussy. Literally no point.

True de lid x
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>>84264093
I refuse to believe you have 615+ pictures of this woman.
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HHL can't work. He is not normal like you.
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>>84264079
My mum used to do that, then I beheaded her. She no longer does that.
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>>84264111
But much that mate. Don't think I'll go that far.
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dog ate chocolate earlier the fucking numpty
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>>84264093
Honestly reckon HHL could get a bird if he wanted to.
Reckon most of you could desu
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>>84264103

>I refuse to believe you have 615+ pictures of this woman

Believe it x
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>>84264120
take them down to the vets, you might be able to get it on a discount if you're on bennies
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paedolad soiling himself while kevlad prolapses that is lush x
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ASMR goddesses gatekeep my virginity and it's lush x

>>84264141

Maybe. I'm too lazy and autistic to ever try though. Much easier to have a parasocial relationship with an ASMR girl.
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>>84264119
You could blame your brother and get the inheritance for yourself.
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>tfw too lazy to make my own loser porn pics so now I just get Grok to do it for me

Oh aye x
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>>84264120
You do realise chocolate is poisonous to dogs. How much did it eat?
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Cutting out sugar completely from April onwards.
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blad is it true that fat lads like you have realyy stinky farts?
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Wokey enthusiast
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Me? 13 weeks off the packet as of this weekend.

Still drinking thoughs.
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>>84264236
Do you think youll ever stop drinking?
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>>84264236
>Still drinking thoughs.
how often?
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Everybody likes and treats me better when I'm a little bit drunk.
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>>84264245

Dunno.

>>84264247

Like one or two days per week.
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>>84264249
Does it help you come out of your shell a bit? Become less introverted?
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>>84264206
Don't think so. Farts smell anyways de lad. I think it depends on what you ate previously de lad.
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Corrr when you finally kinda understand one of them parables in the Bible. New wine in old bottles my lids.
Thanks The Chosen, very cool. Much kino
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might rewatch Lost In Translation
isolation vibes
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>>84264297
Strange isn't it. It almost feels like it's jumping out of the page at you, that's why a Jesus spoke in parables to make you think about the message and not just have it be told to you.
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Will anyone else be watching the Artemis II launch tomorrow? First time humans leaving Earth's orbit since 1972.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg-EQ7MOu6I
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>>84264297
Excellent isnt it
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>>84264119
Sorry for being slightly bonkers, my point was going to be that you wouldn't do that to your brother because you love him.
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>>84264314
Tbh the gospels and more just feel too real. Too important. It feels like I can't just ignore it now. Idk. It's not just a made up story akin to a fiction novel. It can't be.
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>NASA are currently targeting a liftoff time of 6.24pm local time on Wednesday, or 11.24pm UK time.

Christ that's a late one for us brits. Might have to get some snacks in for this shit.
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>>84264317
Really, or just that the western devils can't into being the only space going faggots? Did all other countries stop when murrica lost the blueprints?
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o...on...one shsh...sh...shandy bbbb..bas...bass ppppplease
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Oh shit guys, murrica isn't doing space travel, so might as well cancel our plans.
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BOYS IN THE BETTER LAND
YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT THE BOYS IN THE BETTER LAND
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>>84264340

America and the Soviets both fucked off space around the same time it wasn't just a Western thing, Once the Cold War ended everyone was temporarily on the same side and it unironically slowed human technological progress. Some countries don't even have their first satellite in orbit yet btw. Pic related was launched 68 years ago and some countries can't even produce that in 2026. Mad.
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japan has a black lad playing as goalkeeper
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moon landing was fake lads. directed by Stanley kubrick
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What tunes are we listening to tonight lads?
>https://youtu.be/jlWy_fPGBLI?si=Fo-CWw8xAhGAcMCO&t=560
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Snarf's purring.
Don't normally hear it.
Feelsgoodman.exe
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>>84264419
bit of polvo aren't i x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9SlTEwEH_w
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>>84264334
We had a massive argument on Saturday and we haven't spoken since. He can't handle it. He gets very upset when there's two or more people in the kitchen. Our kitchen is very large and more than big enough for us both to be in.

I was stood near the window and he was stood near the table in silence doing something weird I asked him what are you doing and he didn't have the confidence to ask for a butter knife (which he needed) and he just stood there.

Context (He told mum once that he finds her intimidating, so he probably finds me scary as well)

When I said that it made him absolutely fucking furious he was shouting and screaming and swearing at the top of his lungs because I asked him what are you doing in the kitchen.

Mum later told me he was crying after that, I think he had a major catastrophic autistic meltdown.
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Gonna eat 6 medium-sized sausage rolls x
Night snack x
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>>84264525
Bit much that, even for me.
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>>84263179
Now the booze has worn off I take this back. I currently feel more miserable than I have in years.
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>>84264533
I'm the fattest lad in /britfeel/, got to uphold my reputation x
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>>84264486
Do you ever do things for him because you can sense he just needs it.
We all have our meltdown moments in life, above ground.
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How many of your mates can you be completely open with?
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I miss the old Cadbury Dairy Milk. Not as good these days
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>>84264550
What's your weight de lid?
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>>84264559
Not at all. I simply just said in a normal tone "what are you doing" and he completely flew off the handle.
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>>84264583
Haven't weighed myself in a long while. Last time I did I was about 25 stone but I'm sure I'm bigger than that now x
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why do rich lads people always donate to posh unis? why not a cheeky million bong to hull metropolitan
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>>84264602
Get on my level x
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>>84264634
Shit. Gonna order a Dominos to catch up
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>>84264634
You fat greasy fuck
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>>84264634
Height lad?
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>>84264634
golly gosh, i'm like just over half your weight and i feel like a disgusting fat cunt
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Done this a few times in my youths ^o^
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>>84264655
6ft 4.5 to be precise.
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>>84264634
No way that's real. 171 KG?!
Can you write /britfeel/ and date on paper?
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>>84264724
Give me 2 mins x
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>>84264724
Thast blad . Its Deffo real.
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Benny mongs who rent.
Don't forget tomorrow to log into your UC account and put in your rent rises it'll be in the "to do" section either tomorrow or on the 6th April.
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>>84264788
They need proof of rent ?
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>>84264724
There you go x
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>>84264824
What your daily food intake look like? You must hold a record in your county for the fattest person?
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>>84262417
Few more to be added to that soon I reckon
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>>84264336
It cant be unbelieved
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>>84264806
If a uc claimant gets what used to be called "housing benefit" on top and it's paid to their landlord, yes. Yes if you claim for that they will give UC a special bank account # where housing payments go.
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>>84264833
Not that much surprisingly. Thinking about it, it could be a thyroid problem or the anti depressiant I am on

Breakfast - 3 crumpets. 1 cup of coffee with 3 sugars and semi skimmed milk

Lunch - a pot of hummus with half a jar of pickles, packet of quavers and a can of coke

Dinner - beans on toast (1 tin of beans, little bit of cheese, and 4 bread)
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>>84264854
What AD? Sertraline is a fucker for weight gain
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>>84264852
So I cant just write a number in a box?
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>>84264864
you can try i guess, they'll want proof either through contacting the landlord or a rental agreement copy.
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Ate all those sausage rolls. Pastry is stuck in my throat and my chest is killing me
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Blad's cock size?
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>>84264861
On vortioxatine at the moment. I was on fluoxetine for around 5 years though. The docs want to change it yet again..
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>>84264873
>rental agreement

Remembering seeing that when I look once. Don't want to risk it and get caught desu
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>sitting in hospital waiting room
>someone having discussion about their bf who just went to the toilet "he's really lucky, he's got a week off work because of this"

made me feel like a right neet loser. People just work most of the time...mental.
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>>84264881
Not familiar with that one. Fluoxetine wore off for me after 4 years ish too, had horrible 6 months on sertraline and Ive been on venlafaxine for years, absolute cunt to get off of.

Reckon getting your steps up and high protein diet would shift a fair bit quickly if you wanted to try de lid
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Less than 2 hours until No Nut April (NNA) officially begins. Gonna try and go the entire month. Will also be getting back into me swimming as soon as next week. Need to unfuck my shit up.
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>>84264907
Oh.. That's what they are giving me next. Got that to look forward now lol
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>>84264916
Does your care worker need to hold your head up?
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looking 4 good album to fall asleep to x
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>>84264929
It was a godsend of a drug when I started it (was in a car accident), it really helped. But if you miss one dose the withdrawals are awful
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Wonder if Ruth is doing good this evening. I wish she vlog every day of her life.
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Fell out with mum. Haven't spoken to her in 5 days despite living in the same house. Not a good atmosphere right now.
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Hard anal sex with Ruth.
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>>84264995
both r being imature make up alredy x
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>>84264995
why dont you be a man and get your own flat
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>>84265004
I don't like being the one to say something. It's too awkward. She'll crack in the end when she needs something sorting.

>>84265007
No chance as a single man with no income.
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>>84264996
Don't speak that way about a british rose. Not tonight.
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>>84264935
Boards of Canada - Sleep mix on YT is quite mellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTEk7F0xroc
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>>84264996
This but bbqlad
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>>84256827
Am not actually fussed about whether theyre real btw its more the millions of yrs ago part. They find alleged dinosaur bones with Carbon 14 on them. Whixh cant stick around for 65mil years. They might have been what r known as dragons. However am.not fussed either way.
>There's no fucking way a creature that large could have ever existed
Blue whale is bigger than any dinosaur that lived nd its alive right now. Ppl over-estimate how big dinos were supposed to be. Bc Artists draw them really gargantuan for effect. I am rly not fussed if they were real or not. Byt the millions of yrs story is a fishy agenda.
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I know she will be happy if I get a dino.thing So I'll jst do it I guess but I dont even rly know what a dino person would like. Am jst looking on amazon
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>>84265071
I like that 1 nd the aphex twin 1 nd grouper 1. Some other ones I use

Zerofuturism
https://youtu.be/CNEW2udsaTc

How2disappear completely anything they've made
https://youtu.be/Lf099gm1Mz8

Disintegration Loops https://youtu.be/youbYihRl-o

Random Nintendo ones wiv rain effect

https://youtu.be/SFS00R6J8pc

t. Ambient music enthusiast nd sleep enthusiast
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>>84265098
>millions of yrs story is a fishy agenda
It was all fish back then mate.
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Nearly bearable with !!53i4YrndgQA posts hidden from view.
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>>84264916
I'm doing No Porn April so should you Sean.
Nutting occasionally is okay, its the porn that fucks with your brain
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Can't get a job because of DBS marks.
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>>84265142
>aphex twin
I do like his mellower stuff but i've not heard enough to know if the next track will have a fridge made of cymbals and rusty nails and a retarded child on amphetamines being thrown into a metal grinder mid-way through.
I do like HTDC but i usually stick to BOC
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>>84265156
whats on your dbs lad
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>>84265170
criminal damage, wasting police time...all no further action as said I was not guilty/lack of evidence.
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>>84265154

True. Especially all that toxic "loser" porn and femdom. Cutting it right down I am. It not good for the ol' mental health.
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>>84265165
Everything on selected ambient work and 2 is purely ambient. Sum has creepy vibes but not harsh sounds. Selext Ambient works 1 has drums but its quite light. U can jst put on a loop aswell.
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Wonder how long she will be working for the hospice charity. Can't believe she moved to my country and expects a top job.
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>>84265146
He he ya good joke https://youtu.be/T_io0ARX7rk
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>>84265196
thanks. pills are kicking in so im off to sleep.
Sleep well anon.
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corr love me some boards of wanada
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>>84265207
Nighty night friend
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>>84265075
Meh, youd be disappointed.
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>>84265211
I ws listening to The Campfire Headphase album when I ws walking to work experience in skool It was the most recent album at the time It ws 2007. On my iPod........,I did work experience at the Royal concert hall. Which Sounds posh but it wasnt rly I ws jst dossing about wiv the security guards mostly One of which his cousin is the bald one from Mogwai. I get heavy nostalgia for that time I ws doing work experience Off boards of canada now Good times it ws summer, sunny,my granny ws still alive.
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seanlad watching kevlad give sandra a creampie up the back passage while he soils his adult sized nappy and it lush and i mean lush x
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https://youtu.be/bkdNogg3jw0
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Microphone drop x https://youtube.com/shorts/c6SnVF8sI1E
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>>84265194
You better than that helper x
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>>84265241
I just want your brisket yom ;)
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>>84265284

True. Only posting me Laura Tobin L sign pics from now on and that's it x
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Miss my ipod touch. Sold my last 1 n they dont even make them.anymore.
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I'm glad I don't have a car. I'd be driving to McDonald's at 2 am multiple times a week I reckon.
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>>84265329
for me i just blow money on uberjeets even without a car. it'd be cheaper to go pick up food myself.
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Another ASMR girl quits YouTube. Shame. I've quite enjoyed her medical roleplays over the years. She was one of the first ASMR channels I started watching. Seems to be quite a few packing it in these past couple of months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pupX5XhTqjU
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ITV True crime and a tea tonight

https://youtu.be/NGT7KxYz5e8
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I used to stroke to ASMR vids when my parents had a porn site block on my laptop lol
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waking up to start my day just before midnight.

stomach is making horrible squelchy sounds. two days no food, bit hangry tbqh.
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>>84265366
Too old now lad.
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Might start wearing knickers me
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>>84265506
Let's go to the pub dressed in frilly ladies under you and me.
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Sneedhaps finna be a NEET for a bit desu desu.
Time to heal etc. Corrr. But idk yet. Decisions are hard to make.
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im a lumberjack and that's ok
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>>84265453
I miss doing that. Maybe when I'm alone again and don't have to worry about others I can get back to sleeping during the day
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It NNA day 1.

Not including the days in my trip this time though because I cba.
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My prime video gang knows the score n_n https://youtu.be/a142pRwCANk
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>>84265608
>NNA day 1.
good for you mate
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>>84265568
i'll admit, it is comfy. even at the best of times with school, work, etc. i think i have a weird sleeping rhythm.

>>84265609
not rite what they did to Acrobat. should have left it alone at Acrobat X, it's done, it's complete, it doesn't need AI.
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Anyone else constantly find themselves over worrying about stuff lately? My brain is cooked.

>>84265618

Cheers lid. I'll give it a good go. Semen retention really does improve my energy levels I don't care what anyone says.
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>>84265686
I didn't have a wank for 2 weeks and I thought my dick broke lol. That semen retention thing is bollocks mate.
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>>84265708

>That semen retention thing is bollocks mate

Think the jury is still out on that one de lid. After a week or so I definitely feel like I have more energy.
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>>84265686
>Anyone else constantly find themselves over worrying about stuff lately? My brain is cooked.
That's been me for the past few years. On top of constant worrying about every minor issue, I've developed a mental state resembling OCD since the scamdemic. Earlier today I had to walk for 5 mins back to my house and check the front door because my brain suddenly started telling me that I forgot to lock it. Of course when I got back I found that I did lock it.
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In one of them moods where I feel so depressed that I wish I could cry and release some energy, but it's the numb, empty sort of depression so I can't. It isn't a comfy feeling at all.
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>>84265758

That's what I used to feel like after using cocaine. Glad I packed it in.
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>>84265776
Had a few beers earlier and it might be due to the effects of the alcohol wearing off. Going to have a break from drink I reckon.
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>>84265752
>On top of constant worrying about every minor issue, I've developed a mental state resembling OCD

Same here. I've also noticed my OCD (if that's what it is) has been ramping up big time lately. Little things being out of place are annoying me more than they should and I feel like someone or something is fucking with me by moving stuff around. Hell, I even noticed the magnets on the fridge were slightly crooked the other day and had to put them all right because it was annoying me.
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Me and your mother going at it
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Shout out to monster energy drink
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>>84266066
Goyjuice
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everyone fuck off lets talk about helicopters, whats your most favourite thing about helicopters?
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Blad theme tune =UwU= https://youtu.be/cE6wxDqdOV0
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Mind this 1 causing a stir back in day n_n https://youtu.be/hpsbj0OoeNo
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Wish i had 1 pal to go 2 cinema mario galaxy movie today TwT
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>>84266144
garn yourself de lid
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>Ive been thinking
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>>84266147
Not to change subject but U know whats fridged up?AI generated colouring books for weans..................When i ws on amazon looking for things fr my step niece for easter (she loves colouring in) I saw this nd It has hundreds of good reviews too. Wiv a AI grok generated ahh lizard on the front or something.........Should this be allowed? n_n
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got a craving for dr pepper, purin la, fancy a dr pepper with me?
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>>84266176
Sure ave never drank it before so I would try it. I imagine it tastes like cherry wiv ginger beer mixed in or smth like that
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Actually no. I dont rly drink fizzy juice. I only drink water tea n milk nd sometimes liptons iced tea. U enjoy it tho.
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Apart frm if am in Spoons nd am aff the Drink then i have Pepsi n_n
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Am watching the chosen liek chika=^-^=
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>>84266150

Sames de lid x
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>>84266218
Anything in particular? x
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>>84266268

That's my secret lid.... I'm always thinking x
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cor de lids that pizza hutty hits different
shoulder drop
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Necking this can of tango wango then garn beddingtons x
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Kinda mind blowing that ppls could make this hundreds of years ago n_n https://youtu.be/EWO1-WE4oNw
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>>84266362
Into the groove? ~_~
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Where is my f'ing Liked videos playlist!!!!
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<3 https://youtu.be/8uKBVwzhoxY
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https://youtu.be/vAtIjozsxO0

https://youtu.be/cwMFIuz2lxw
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Peak https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0
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@_@ https://youtu.be/f7VwnijyVig
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>>84266487
>sealbarrow
nice
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>>84266703
All aboards teh sealbarrow =UwU=
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Gna bed now. Na night
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A nu day hath dawned

Verily yes

X
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Wow.
God is allowing us the access from science n stuff Now telescopes etc. So that we can really look into the universe..,Nd discover how Sterile nd empty it is apart from Earth............Wow that gave me chills..........
There is no other life..They will search n find nothing.....We all know this deep down. Earth is the only game in town.Bc it was fined tuned for life by God.
More scientific knowledge will only prove that the planet Earth was uniquely created fr life. Wow.

>Contained in matter itself is not a sufficient cause to create life in itself

Ill have to marinade on this 1 in bed.God honestly saved me from myself.Hes the best hting in my life.I feel sorry for any1 that is still ignoring their creator at this point.U need to give your head a wobble nd read the gospel of John.
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Shitty farts
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Where's the fucking April fools
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Anal warts
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God is so good to me.The Samaritan woman at the well had a seedy past 5 husbands in her past This is because until You have God in your life you will look for love nd comfort in places that it doesnt last nd places where youll get hurt.
>The woman said, "I know that Messiah" (called Christ) "is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us."
>Then Jesus declared. "I, the one speaking to you-I am he."
>John 4:25-26
There is no salvation Except Jesus who is the creator of the universe And all life in it. We are created to have a relationship with God as we are his children.
>They said to the woman, "We no longer believe just because of what you said; now we have heard for ourselves, and we know that this man really is the Savior of the world."
>John 4:42
Amen
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Musty sharts
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>>84266992
God bless you purin. I hope Jesus' love finds you.
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Pronounced prolapse
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Cringe April fools tbqh
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Wake up and get to work you fucking wagie cunts
I'll be enjoying my day while you slave away for 1s and 0s in a Jewish banking app you fucking goyim cattle
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oh bongs. they know.
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Yes sir boss anything boss please don't fire me boss
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Can I have a day off next year please boss sir
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bongs bongs bongs
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Fucking pathetic cattle
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I love wagies. You only say you hate them because you know you should be working.
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What time is it over there bongies
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>>84267120
just walked down the front street
spot on
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Fink i'll do the other chore soon
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Another day, another liquid shit, work in 30
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Iwonder what its like to be blad height/size nd tower over ppl nd be imposing. When your 5'7 nobody takes u seriously. Your kind of invisible as well.
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Iwonder when was the last time blad could see his penis
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>>84267365
are you gay? 5' 7" is the perfect height bf. I'm 6' 3"
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>>84267397
No not gay lol.Am jist wee.
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>>84267527
Can't say I'm not disappointed a little lol. It's so hard finding a smaller guy to love and protect. It's all i want really.
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>>84267375
Bit boring without HHL to bully?
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Let the fun begin.
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>>84267365
Women think you're a rapist murderer and men will start on you for reason.
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Old age weather bint tits.
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>>84267365
Im 6'2 and skinny, have got people trying to start shit or be weird due to my height (could also be my attitude, as I distrust people, so might give off a slight "what's this cunt looking at?" vibes). Somewhat handsome as well, and I'm a fine specimen of a yorkshireman, so that seems to upset people.
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I wonder if bossberg will pulla prank on the wagies.
Great news guys
*barely holds in a giggle"
It's half day Wednesday
*shoulders start visibly shaking*
Don't forget to clock off at dinner time
*runs off howling like a dog*
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>trump is looking to pardon diddy
ahem...le based???
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>>84267848
He would have done it for epstein, had he not been riding round Lord lucan's island on redrum.
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We'd be fucked if aliens ever attacked erf. We're still cavemen, in the space realm, we barely have a grasp of fire as a tool.
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Hope bbc documentary a phone in for r Carol's last day. Would love to tell her she's got a crackin6pair of milkbags.
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Teacher's blaming neurodivergent behaviour, and social media for kids being unruly in school.
Maybe educate the parents on the negative effects of staring at a phone for kids.
Parents are shit nowadays, perfect example is outside a primary school before and after school.
World's fucked. The occultist suffragette Marxist slutty leaders would be happy.
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What was Ebin's take on anal sex?
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>>84268019
i think he's try it he was/is borderline gay anyway

new captchas are weird
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Ok, time to adventure into another loft. Need to put heating on at fren's, but it's in the loft and the ladder is broken. Got to climb up.
Luckily for me, MS is actually a super power. Mental eh.
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>>84268045
4chan April fools. Lets give them even shittier captchas kek lol howl scream
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OMG THIS IS EPIC
SIMPLY EPIC
THANK U 4CHAN DOT ORG FOR THE PRANKS LOL XDDDD

SCREENSHOT THIS POST REDIT!!!!!111

FOR THE WIN :)))
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>>84268082
It's to see if you know about the culture and site.
Won't just be that, there'll be some punishment for not knowing.
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Done me back in yesterday carrying something heavy. It painful x
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I LOVE OUR 4CHAN MODS AND JANNYS THEY ARE SO FUNNY :) UH OH YOU PRANKED ME AGAIN AHAHAHA OH WOW THIS IS SIMPLY EPICKS :))
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Just posting to do the captcha, i don't have anything interesting to say atm otherwise.
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>>84268090
Jokecel, just have fun.
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>>84268115
:))) I AM HAVING FUNNY ARE U NOT FEELING PRANKED LOLOLOLOL

THE JANNYS AND MODS AT 4CHAN REALLY COOKED THIS TIME XDDD!!!11

GOSH WERE JUST SO BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH A FUNNY TEAM AT 4CHAN DOT ORG, I LOVE THEM :))
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4/5th of my wage now goes on bills
death to landlords
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>>84268126
Doesn't seem like it, desu.
Knock knock
Urgh I'm not answering the door cos I'm a saltyfag.
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lol at the captcha. will be google image searching all day because I'm not an anime nonce.
>>84263243
alkie cope this. it's nice to imagine you're "wired different" and therefoe it's not your fault, but everyone finds A LOT of life boring. they just choose not to turn to the bottle every time they get a little bit bored.
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>>84268132
How much goes just to rent? Landlords don't have anything to do with utility costs.
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Protip for newfags
The answer to who is this character?' Is always candleja....
Profit
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>>84268146
Thank you oh wise one
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>>84268143
Just have fun and guess. I had a boat on a lake with Japanese kanji, and it said add a caption to this image. I said, the captain said fugg that I'm not staying near that mountain.
It was wrong, but atleast I tried and didnt cheat.
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>>84268144
about half my wage, it doubled today
death
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>>84268154
>>84268144
no scratch that its more like 2/3
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Sometimes i wish

I'd be a fish

X
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>>84268182
would you settle for just smelling like one?
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>>84268146
kys you nonce freak
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>>84268205
Do a barrel roll, mong.
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can someone explain the shoulder drop meme?
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>>84268221
to be a meme is has to spread (thats the definition of what a meme is) i think its just one guys so it isnt a meme
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>>84268228
ok but whats shoulder drop
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>>84267365
People always move out of the way whenever I walk past. I was always the biggest kid in school and got bullied because of it because other kids thought I was "ard". Other than that it's not all it's cracked up to be having back issues and trouble getting into places.
>>84267375
5 mins ago waking up to have a piss, no issues seeing my dick thanks. Odd that you're thinking about it!
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All the norms will be having a massive melty not being able to name the anime characters today.
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>>84268237
Nonce x
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>>84268232
a dance i think. try googling it
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>>84268237
i forget how important anime is to this site, its hardly a thing in britfeel
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Bumping the wretched spawn by cannibool corpse right now. Such a nice choon.
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Me woffee mug is so stained de lafs
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>>84268331
a bit of baking soda will sort that out
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>>84266992
100% true. Cannot wait, me.
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>>84268221
Dunno, banger of a choon tho
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Anime is gay af, never understood the appeal of watching comics as an adult
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>>84268375
>gay as an insult
coor its like im back in the 2000s. anime is light entertainment for teens to young adults some people just take it too seriously
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>>84268285
I like some Anime but its too relaxing, but on the flip side normies see it as "a cartoon" and don't understand the wonder of simplier times because to their limited intellect they perpetually live in "simple" times (their minds).
Maybe i should watch more, idk.
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>>84268331
Soak it in water for a while and get scrubbing with a brillo pad.
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>>84268392
>I like some Anime but its too relaxing
what about dragon ball or other fighty animes
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>>84268391
t. gay fella
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>>84268401
actually im quite fond of big anime titties
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>>84268392
The very popular stuff like Cowboy Bebop is worth a watch, but most anime is too cringey to sit through imo
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https://youtu.be/NSb0XpJ9xSs
Pint and a fag it lush x
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Two hour meeting coming up now lads, so no posting please until I'm done
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>>84262439
That photo is gross on so many levels. Disgust.
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>>84268436
Hi team.
I will echo the same sentiment - I have a midday video call so if you could all hold off until 1pm that would be super.

Best regards.
Tony from HR (xhe/xho)
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IBS is bad today lads.
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Warming up my dynamic IP for some britfeel japes on April Day of Fools
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>>84268462
is it pain in the stomach or what?
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just come on after doing my laundry wfh, I dont notice any april fools shenanigans? whats going on de lids
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>>84268506
No. Bowels (lower intestine)
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Dreamed about IBSlad last night, can't remember what though
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>>84268548
A bit tame this year, the captcha system has been changed to guess the anime or meme character.
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Proper fucking tired today. Didn't sleep last night because of big anxiety, dogberg has hurt his leg and is limping around but won't lay still and rest it, having to put him on a lead to take him in the garden. Other issues. Was awake from like 4 and couldn't go back to sleep so just lay there listening to audiobook for hours trying not to panic. Decided to go to toil early and get some shit done so was there at 7 when normal start is 9. Did some bits and now I'm back at home, should technically work until about 3 but I've just been laying on the sofa for the last half hour. It's not a very cash money day tbqhwyl, I wanted to go for a run but I've got minus energy so think I'll have to give it a miss.

Just found the April fools also. Had a "who's that pokemon" style captcha with a silhouette of some anime girl. I just typed "I don't know" and it let me to past and do the normal ones.
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When you think about it rationally keeping a pet is actually weird af
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>>84268448
Ugh. Hope is larp
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>>84268559
is that literally fucking it? thats so lazy, you dont even have to fill the name in, wtf this is the WORST april fools since ive been on here since 2012, wow.

lazy.
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Ruth and her deano.
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>>84268571
have you had a look at its paw
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Hate it when this happens and you don't go out anymore.
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>>84268588
Yeah nothing stuck in it, think he landed weird when chasing a ball yesterday, it's happened before because he's a dingus. Not broken, have prodded him all over he just doesn't want to put weight on it. Will be a sprain or something, under monitoring.
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>>84268581
A few people are having fun with it.
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Hi team
new QA system for the DQ system on automation being rolled out in the coming weeks so ive scheduled a teams meeting for colleagues in /brit/feel and /brit/ on /int/ to get to grips with the new system, please accept the teams invitation so I have you down on my calendar, we'll also be discussing the new breaks rules.

regards,
apu

-sent from my PSP
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>>84268596
*Replies all*
I'm on leave that day, can you reschedule?
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>>84268603
colleagues unable to attend will have to watch the recording in their own time

regards,
Apu

~sent from my 3DS
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>>84268596
im so glad l dont work in an office
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Ruth and her meaty innie
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>>84268607
*Replies all*

Lol Dave you seen this shit? Won't be watching that recording in a million years. Also you seen that new blonde in finance? Her arse is so fat (in a good way) beers after work?
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Glad crossy started watching The Chosen desu desu
Got nobody to talk to about it and it's womfy
For me, it's Matthew.
>My entire life, only for me
;_;
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Cannot believe our Turkmong got a permanent ban for posting CP. We will never see his ASMR AI dolly posts ever again.
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>>84268611
I wouldn't call it meaty.
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>>84268621
the hellen skelton photos?
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if i eve won big on the lottery i'd build a settlement on rockall and live there, it might give the uk more ocean territory and there might even be oil down there, plus it would be nice to be away from it all
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All he was doing was standing and staring ahead in the town centre. The police searched and scanned his face under the terrorism act (he will have custody photos likely due to unlawful arrests). This is the future. You won't need to ID yourself... they'll find out.

https://youtu.be/BZraOYqnLHw
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>>84263080
guy on the the right needs to learn the fucking dance
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>>84268626
Yeah think so, he posted photos of a topless 17 year old a few days ago.
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Bedrotting me. Might get up at midday.
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>>84268695
its summer go out and see the flowers
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>>84268655
It would be absolutely fucking miserable, heating a rock like that would be nigh impossible and getting supplies would be a logistical nightmare. Fantasise about living in the woods or an isolated cottage like a normal person.
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Right that's my meeting finished, so you can have an hour back!
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>>84268655
You could just go to Skye and have 99% the same experience but with a big Tesco an hour's drive away.
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He's pretending to be ruthmong.
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>>84268703
>heating a rock like that would be nigh impossible
solar and wind could provide heating and water desalination, i would have to install a helipad for supply drops. its building the thing that would be the biggest challenge but if they can make wind turbines in the north sea they can put a settlement on that rock
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>>84268723
the main prepose would be increasing the uks territory, i'd feel like an old empire explorer conquering new land
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>>84268736
I won't let them do thusly
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>>84268736
You would be better off with a dock and a ladder than a helipad.
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>>84268744
hauling a months supplies up a ladder sounds horrible plus theres medical evacuation which would be better with a helicopter
>>84268743
i dont understand
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>>84268736
Look into how the fire watch posts operate in the states theirs a few YT series on how they work, usually the person buys all the shit they need at the nearest town/city drives to the town airport dumps it all on a pallet and then hikes out there over a couple of days to the lookout.
Meanwhile all their stuff has been packed into boxes and then it gets plonked about 50m away from the lookout and they haul it to the shelter. It's a very do-able system for remote areas.
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Me and Ruthlad making a new thread
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>>84268786
>>84268786
>>84268786
Over you go lads
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>>84268620
Thomas for me.



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