what if a genie could grant you any wish but the caveat was that you had to have disgusting, gross pitysex with r9k's romaniancel for it to come true on the spot? would you do it? why? why not?
Dear mods, please remove this romaniancel spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (1)Thank you
>>84262922YOU WILL NEVER BE A JANNY. YOU HEAR ME, KID? NEVER! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE ROMANIANCEL 3:16 SAID SO!!
>>84262922What about all the repeat ragebait threads that are up right now??
>>84262943RIGHT? at the very least you guys can admit i don't post the same thing over and over. variety is the spice of life. and i always stick to 1 (one) measly thread, riding it out until it dies.
>>84262587Sure. Do I just fuck him up the ass or what? And for how long? Till he climaxes? Until I climax? Where does the genie come from? Is it in a bottle? Lamp? Does it come out of the sky? What's the genie look like? How does he grant the wish? What kind of magic does he use? How does magic work?
>>84262955You literally do, and this shit belongs on >>>/soc/Rules brokenavatar/signature usespamming/floodinghook up thread
what if a genie could grant r9k's gross romanciancel any wish but the caveat was that he'd had to have disgusting, gross pitysex with a gay guy to come true on the spot? would he do it? why? why not?
>>84262959>Do I just fuck him up the ass or what?he;s straight so you'd be a cute girl in this scenario>And for how long?24 hours straight >Till he climaxes?see above>Until I climax?see above>Where does the genie come from? from the unexplored jewish catacombs of romania>Is it in a bottle? Lamp?bottle but you gotta rub it the right way >Does it come out of the sky?see above >What's the genie look like? i imagine him like a buff, saudi arabian themed version of oogie boogie from nightmare before christmas>How does he grant the wish?he snaps his fingers and it happens on the spot>What kind of magic does he use? white magic (opposite of black magic which is evil)>How does magic work?think of it like mana transfer from fate/stay night, right? except the genie's powers get charged up only when stinky neet virgin boys have sex. and that's why it's in his best interest to get me laid so he can reach his full potential like Dark Schneider from Bastard >>84263006how many times do i need to tap the sign? you will never be a janny. you're like that annoying, catty kid in school who was the teacher's pet and would tell on everyone over the most minor, insignificant things and everyone bullied him for being a loser bootlicker with no autonomy. suck my virile avatar/signature use cock until i spam/flood your throat and hook up your bloated beer gut with 12 mpreg babies. >>84263109>would he do it?depends how feminine the gay guy was. i'd probably make him cosplay my favorite anime girls to ease the mental anguish it would cause me. also depends on how feminine he'd act during it because i'm not attracted to masculinity and masculine traits at all.
>>84263188>depends how feminine the gay guy was. i'd probably make him cosplay my favorite anime girls to ease the mental anguish it would cause me. also depends on how feminine he'd act during it because i'm not attracted to masculinity and masculine traits at all.It's Hulk Hogan and he wants to top you. But remember, you can get ANY WISH YOU WANT. That includes a gf(after the kind gay moid is done having his way with your butt)
>>84262587>>84263188Stop posting gay characters this is queerbaiting and cultural appropriation
>>84263217why couldn't it have been Shawn Michaels at least!! gimme some leeway here!! i could probably handle some Sweet Chin Music if it got me a gf afterwards >>84263233you have to admit it gets people talking *winks seductively*
ah,its the stupid romaniancelhow are ya doin?
>>84263006Seems he's also responsible for chickn spam threads >>84262820Maybe it's the same troon groomer once he gets tired of larping as a girl
>>84263262stop bringing that bitch into my threads. i don't talk to her and i never would even if you paid me to.
>>84263569asta-i mein BRAP BRRRRPPPPTTTTTTTTTT
>>84262587I'd take it but I don't think you'd be very happy with this arrangement
>>84263723i appreciate the sentiment regardless!! also i started listening to Mobb Deep because of a pic you posted. 90s hip hop is good hggh
>>84263870Mobb deep is super fun glade you liked it, haven't listened to them or any music in a minute doe since my earphones broke. What other rap you listen to?
>>84264376>haven't listened to them or any music in a minute doe since my earphones brokeNOOO!! i'm using these arctis nova pro headphones right now and they're serving me well. i like that you can customize the depth of the sound using the sonar that comes with them >What other rap you listen to?anything from the whole NWA, Biggie, Tupac era is great
>>84263245>you have to admit it gets people talking *winks seductively*someday a gay guy will rape you in the butthole and you will be made to pay for the sheer amount of sexual frustration youve made us poor homos go through
>>84264524>you will be made to pay for the sheer amount of sexual frustration youve made us poor homos go throughyou know what? have this slutty pic of my hips as a way to repay you for the stolen valor https://files.catbox.moe/o0kfbk.png
>>84264607Sex with romaniancel
>>84262587Okay prepare your romanian anus
>>84263256You fucking brat.*UNZIPS HYPER WEAPON*
>>84262587Oi na are aro
>>84264607Dont come to Chicago Illinois romanciancel. Someone here wants to rape you
>>84264698with no handholding beforehand??>>84264726siigh i told you i don't do boys >>84265733>Someone here wants to rape youtell me more.........
>>84265774Just pretend it's a foid pegging you. Beggars can't be choosers Mr Involuntariamente Celibado
>>84265785but are **you** good at pretending to be a foid? lemme hear your best foid impersonation. it's the only way to truly sway me over!
>>84265818https://voca.ro/1humqL9M9rPw
>>84265853https://voca.ro/1nEBqEmg8j27
>>84262587SEXUALLY MOLEST ROMANIANCEL THEN BETRAY HIM AND THE GENIE AND HAVE THEM BOTH LOCKED IN THE HYPERBOLIC TORTURE CHAMBER FOR 9,000 YEARS
>>84264607I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT NIGGAYOU HAVEN'T A CLUE HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM WITH YOU RETARD GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I KILL YOU.
>>84265925AIIIIIEEE if you betray me then the genie will seal you inside the purple chaos emerald (no escape) >>84265951Joe Fixit is so cool, easily the coolest Hulk variant.....
>>84265957YOU RUINED IT YOU MADE IT GAY AND I'M LEAVING
>>84266113and you didn't even give me a bump as a parting gift....
>>84266116BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, PINKO
>>84266151go read Hulk Future Imperfect if you're a real tough dude!
>>84262587ctxt.io/2/AAD4S5KcEQexpires in like 4 minutes but there's my wish
>>84266182i uhmmmmmmmm......... uhhhhhhhh........... is this what getting e-raped feels like?
>>84266207Wtf was the video
>>84266219trust me, you DON'T wanna know
>>84266240Now I really wanna know I missed the 4 minute window -_-
>>84266253siigh if you really must...
>>84266264Damn that is e-rape, sorry for your loss.
>>84266273now i'll never get married!! i'm too impure.. hauu auuu
>mfw i open up the catalog and i see a thread about me on page 1
>>84264507Headphones are nice for at home listening and voice calls, but 99% I'm rocking the BD86 earbuds. I've got some sony headphones but I don't have them handy.>anything from the whole NWA, Biggie, Tupac era is greatI don't listen to much oldhead stuff outside gza/666mafia/project pat desu. Datpiff era is probably my favorite period in rap>>84266518Your response?
>>84266618>oldhead *crumbles to dust*>Your response?need to post a less gay pic of myself to salvage my reputation now dammit... https://files.catbox.moe/5cdekm.png
>>84266518Stop pretending you don't love the attention
>>84266716all the attention and yet nobody stepping up to date me... maybe some people weren;t meant for love.....
>>84266654>*crumbles to dust*You're like 4 years older than me tf you mean crumbles to dust It's old to you too>catboxBaiting for more comments from gay robots>>84266740Ain't you get that korean girl a thread ago
>>84266754she was really into ai art and ai games and it grossed me out so i didn't wanna keep talking. art is a huge deal for me so i can't stand being with someone who doesn't have a taste for it. she's free for whoever now though.
>>84266654I want to lick your sweaty chest like I'm a dehydrated dog desperately lapping up water >>84266740I'd gladly date you but I'm a moid with a rapestick so you won't let me
>>84266773>king. art is a huge deal for me so i can't stand being with someone who doesn't have a taste for itHe's so principled
>>84266786>I want to lick your sweaty chest like I'm a dehydrated dog desperately lapping up wateri like that you instantly assumed my chest would be sweaty... and well... you're not wrong>I'd gladly date you but I'm a moid with a rapestick so you won't let mecould you really date a boy who dyes his hair crazy colors on a whim because he's mentally ill https://files.catbox.moe/msw47m.png>>84266804>He's so principledi have to be realistic!! i don't expect anyone to be like huuge art afficionado or anything, but if you don't at least have a baseline appreciation of what makes real art then it's just not going to work between us
>>84266889>could you really date a boy who dyes his hair crazy colors on a whim because he's mentally illI wouldn't want a boy who doesn't.>picGod you're cute. I'm going to miss you when you ascend
>>84266926>God you're cute. I'm going to miss you when you ascendthe spirit of romaniancel will forever live on through the board...
>>84266889>but if you don't at least have a baseline appreciation of what makes real art then it's just not going to work between usI've been thinking about the whole art appreciation thing a lot recently, you ever feel too retarded to get art? Like watching a movie or reading a manga on your own, and then after seeing what people say about it online a lot of it flies way over your head? I'll be hyperfocusing on stuff like song lyrics or shot compostion to try and compensate for this, but I still feel like a dullard. Makes me think I'm just another soulless normie...
>>84267285>and then after seeing what people say about it online a lot of it flies way over your head?the real beauty of art is that, unlike math or science, it's all subjective. everyone can interpret things their own way and draw their own conclusions. just because someone else's interpretation of a piece of art doesn't resonate with you, that doesn't make you a dullard at all. the cool part about discussing art is others is that you can see how other people perceive the same thing you experienced from their point of view, and it feels like, for a brief moment, you get an inner look at how their brain operates by observing their understanding of said piece of art. that's where the value comes from for me. i'm actually so bewildered and curious when i meet someone who's got a polar opposite perspective on a piece of art i'm knowledgeable about. it makes me wanna talk to them more and gain their insight on it so i can mesh it with my own, kinda like completing a puzzle except everyone you talk to holds a different piece. that's why i lose interest easily when i talk to someone who doesn't have any unique or interesting thoughts about art. it doesn't even have to be anything "smart" or well thought out, just something interesting to help me understand them better.
hey romaniancel did you really piss off r9gay bad enough to get them to dump pics of you
>>84267404*in a bane voice* nobody cared who i was until i started queerbaiting...
>>84267421oh i just thought you looked unexpectedly hot and the hatefucking sounded fun. you already preordered me anyway.
>>84267423>you already preordered me anyway.i better see you in my dms the second you turn 30. we'll have all the hot, steamy hatesex you want to celebrate the occasion. it'll be a riot!!
>>84267440dms? on MY anonymous djiboutian child pornography posting canvas network? it's more likely than you think!
>>84267581and here's why that's a GOOD thing!! a romaniancel thesis
i'm so sleepy zzz wish i had someone to cuddle
so how's the april fools captcha treating you guys
another day in the romaniancel life
romaniancel is actually a chill dude and he's only single because europeeen oligarchs fuck all the women
>>84262587What kind of gay faggot thread is this? Why can't you fags just stay on lgbt?
>>84262587It depends on the wish rules but I'd doubt it too much to agree to it anyways.
>>84272776european women fear me because their sociopathic nature cannot comprehend someone who feels emotions as intensely as i do! >>84272786this is the straightest thread on r9k btw >>84272852>It depends on the wish rulesthere'd be no rules and no limits once the deed was done >but I'd doubt it too much to agree to it anyways.dammit... the virginity saga will never end...
>>84272862do you like the futa cock?
>>84273351you mean THE iconic futa cock?!
DO YOU guys agree that all robots should be required to "graduate" from the board when they lose their virginity? i think it gives the board a palpable "end goal" and makes it easier to commit to leaving this place forever once you ascend. escortcels don't count because paying your way into sex is like paying to level up in an MMO just so you can play the newest expansion. it's a hollow victory. but all the other non-virgins need to go. their r9k card has been revoked and they'll never get it back.
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