>7% of adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows>48% of adults don't know where chocolate milk comes from>45% of adults know that chocolate milk is milk with added chocolate
You are low iq as fuck if you believe these statistics.
>>84265661You're low IQ if you don't.
My mom thought worms spontaneously generated within corpses and I had to explain to her they didn't and had to get there somehow
>>84265672was your mom aristotle?
>>84265681didn't darwin think this about flies?
I have somewhat more respect for the people that believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows as that at least indicates some albeit crude working theory of the world. Not knowing where it comes from is just sad. Like the basedface in the middle of the iq curve.
>>84266103meh. i've never had it and felt no reason to assume it was actually based on milk and wasn't just called that.
>>84266088idk about that but aristotle thought maggots and flies spontaneously generated in rotten meat
>>84266157then darwin probably read aristotle and copied him because he said something similar about rotten flesh evolving into flies
>>84265633I remember A&W released a 1/3rd burger and no one bought it because people thought it had less meat than the quarter pounder
>>84265633>7% of adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cowsthis is the based retard level of intelligence
>>84266334If it's not true then why are cows brown? They get fed brown milk as calves. And before you question me remember Indians are brown and eat shit while euros are white and drink milk.
>>84266334Even if all cows produce white milk, brown cows are obviously the inferior cows and their milk will taste worse. So the brown cows milk will be used to make chocolate milk since it will mask the taste of inferiority.
>>84266392Does this mean the elites drink a secret luxury black and white ripple milk from black and white cows?
>>84266468no the elites drink pints of red mormon milk to wash down the manmade jerky
>>84266361Where did the first brown cow come from then? Did it wander into the amazonian rainforest and start munching on cacao plants?
>>84266514you know how anon... you know
>>84265633How many know that there hasnt been real chocolate for decades?
>>84266564true it's an enzyme from vomit now
>34% of Americans will refuse to order a cheeseburger because they want a ham sandwich, not a grilled cheese
>45% of adults believe you can get crabs by having sex in the ocean
>>84265633Strawberry milk comes from pink cows right? WHERE THE PINK COWS! THEY ARE HIDING THEM!
>19% of Gen Z does not know how to use a computer keyboard>24% do not know what a file is>89% are unaware of what a floppy disk is
>>84267074WHERE THE PINK BITCHES AT? THEY ITT? THEY GOT PINK HOOVED BITCHES IN HERE?
>>84266524what was the goal with fucking danae with a golden shower then. birth midas?>he said the sex word!
>>84266564>How many know that there hasnt been real chocolate for decades?American law only requires their chocolate to have like 5% cocoa fats or something retarded. Americans just eat toxic waste and industrial runoff
>65% of adult males think women pee out of their vagina and not their butthole
>>84267083>Americans just eat toxic waste and industrial runoffYEAH BITCH AND IT FUCKING ROCKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKgAMERICA FUCK YEAH #1 IN CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND PINK SLIME FUCK ALLA YALL BITCHES GET ON OUR FATASS LEVEL
>>84267080>THEY GOT PINK HOOVED BITCHES IN HERE?well they COULD if posting a certain source of friendship and magic did not result in an instant permaban
>>84265633I don't believe that, but I do know that only 70% of american women know which country the US declared independence from (compared to 85% of men).
>>84267098It was Sri Lanka, right? Kek bitches don't even know about the Sri Lankan guerilla American civil war of 1824.
