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Its touch. Thats it.

I used to be a khhv and had zero luck with women until my mid 20s. I went on a few dates, but I always got friendzoned, in hindsight I realized what I was doing wrong the key is; touch.

You can say all the same things to a woman if you are doing it across the table with a 2 meter distance versus sitting besides and your thighs touching each other or preferably your hand on her leg, it will hit differently.

You can fumble so hard in conversation, but if you are touching her you will end up intimate.

This is the reason most of you guys are virgins. I'm sure maybe 20% of hideous beyond repair, but the other 80% have no excuse.

So my tip is when you go out with a girl find any way to get close to her physically, start by touching her "accidentally" seeing how she responds then touch her hands and knees and thighs and sooner or later you are passionately making out then possibly fucking.

If you have ever been on a date and got friend zoned, this is what you did wrong.
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>>84265718
False, i've touched many women and they still don't want to have sex with me.
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This sounds like a great way to go to prison OP
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>>84265718
I have gone on 3 dates in the last week, had a one night stand with one, kissed another one and madeout for an hour with the 3rd.

Touching women feels really nice too.
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>>84265718
based advice. next time im on a date with a femcel and the covnersation dies down ill grab her butt to build connection
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>>84265718
No girl has ever wanted to be my friend. We're a different species
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>>84265722
Lol how, you dont touch them in a perverse way (at first), be innocent and wholesome, brush your hand and thighs against hers while you talk to her.

>>84265721
Idk, I refuse to believe that because Ive ended up at least making out with every woman Ive gone on a date with in the last 2 years by simply trying to escalate touch as much as possible.

Sex doesnt always happen, but making out always does.
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>>84265742
How do you get the dates anon? I genuinely don't get the opportunity to even meet women.
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>>84265737
Dont be insecure, conversation doesnt have to flow 24/7 thats your biggest mistake. I was out today with a girl we had a few moments of silence, still went through the same routine and we still ended up cuddling and making out on my couch.

>>84265739
The other tip is to project positive energy, dont be miserable to be around.
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>>84265751
Mostly dating aps, but occasionally IRL
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>>84265742
> every woman Ive gone on a date with
Ah, you believe a woman would go on a date with me. You're a normalnigger OP. I've never been on a date in my life and the closest i've been to sex is being near blackout drunk, stuck to the floor with whiskey dick, while my friend peeled a fat bird off of me who was trying to squeeze my limp dick into her pussy.
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I'm a former foreveralone virgin autist. First kiss and sex at 27, married at 30, and we'll be celebrating our 5 years married later this year.

If anyone wants actual good /adv/, J can help.
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>>84265718
This advice is so bad my friend. I can't emphasize enough how bad it is. You will get people charged with crimes or maced/tased.

Ironically it's not terrible advice if you opt for more casual and friendly contact, but going straight for the leg is sexual predator tier lmao
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>>84265755
>The other tip is to project positive energy
lol
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>>84265760
Nah, I genuinely dont believe it because I thought I was undatable until suddenly women appeared whereever I went.

I almost have choice paralysis at 30, it almost feels like I could get any woman I want, where as it felt nobody looked at me before.

Just bad energy, girls dont wanna be around men who make them depressed.>>84265756
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>>84265783
ikr
>imagine taking all four corners of the room and putting them in your pocket
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>>84265787
> I genuinely dont believe it
I don't require your belief normalnigger.
>I thought I was undatable
You thought you were like me, but the difference is that literally hundreds of women have rejected my offers for dating. A dozen of them specifically mentioned my height being the issue, among that dozen 3 were obese and 1 was a single mother.
>Just bad energy, girls dont wanna be around men who make them depressed.
lmao, they want to be around me all of the time. they just don't want to date me. i've made birds and even men piss themselves with laughter. it makes no difference
stop projecting and coping normalnigger, you were never like us
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There's been so many women that I'm pretty sure were attracted to me, but I couldn't deal with the risk of being wrong and embarrassing myself. I've never known the right thing to say in these situations. Do you just compliment them?
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>>84265782
Dont fucking grab... brush up against her first. If she pulls back you apologize, if she doesnt you continue to escalate. Its a litmus test.

It has literally worked 100% of the time for me. You start SUPER slow though, she has 101 opportunities to turn you down, escalate slowly.

How else would you explain me going from 0 to dozens of sexual partners, at this pace unless I settle down I'll reach tripple digits way before I hit 40
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>>84265801
>lmao, they want to be around me all of the time. they just don't want to date me. i've made birds and even men piss themselves with laughter. it makes no difference
>stop projecting and coping normalnigger, you were never like us
Nah now I know its just a skill issue

If you can get women to laugh, you can get them to fuck, thats it. I guarantee you, you just have a skill issue, you are constantly friendzoning yourself by not initiating and escalating touch properly.

If women want to be around you and you dont weird them out then you're literally just projecting friend energy with your behavior. Even if ur flirting with them a bit
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>>84265816
not him but there's no point, just coom to porn is much easier, jestermaxxins is effortful, fake & gay
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>>84265816
>you are constantly friendzoning yourself by not initiating and escalating touch properly.
projection, I already told you i've tried this and I already told you why they're rejecting me
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>>84265718
Women should lower their standards and accept platonic emotional intimacy without needing stupid touching bullshit. I prefer to respect our personal space. Why the fuck can't women accept that and still accept the man? It's pathetic.
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>>84265718
>>84265721
When I was a kid, my female best friend told me that touching the thigh turned her on. My guess is, the region you touch them matters. That being said, I don't think knowing this makes it any easier at all. Women in particular are very averse to saying yes to go on a date. The vast majority of women will just ghost you the moment you try to ask them out, so this whole "ascending" thing is peculiar. I've never been on date with an attractive female in my 20s, despite working out etc... regardless of how well my convos seem to be going on text or IRL. They never agree to go on the damn date with me, so I have no idea how OP in his late 20s was getting enough dates to experiment, and in my opinion once you're past the barrier that you're getting dates, then that makes it extremely easy to get laid, and that's the hardest, at that point no tricks need to be pulled.
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>>84265856
>i'm touching the wrong place
no i'm not, i'm just too short
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>>84265756
>He can get matches and dates through apps

Fuck off normie
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OP skipped over the part where you need to have social status/a good job/something to brag about.
If you don't have a reason to be confident, you won't be confident.
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>>84265828
ive seen short guys with girlfriends, so why even mention height.
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>>84265927
>i've seen shorter guys with girlfriends
ftfy
None as short. And I bring it up because it's explicitly the reason i've been rejected. I've been told so repeatedly.
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>>84265938
that's like saying no woman with small boobs can find a boyfriend because she gets rejected for it.
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>>84265946
No it's not, not at all. Men care little about the size of a womans tits. Stop projecting.
Also, define "short."
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>>84265954
are you dumb? i've rejected girls with small boobs. there's no point in that.
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>>84265737
Grab her butt first, don't let the connection have a chance to fizzle!
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>>84265718
>You need to violate a foids bodily autonomy in order to subconsciously convince them to engage in copulation with you
I'm so tired of women...
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>>84265964
>i've rejected girls
But they haven't been rejected by everyone. You're making a false comparison and you know it.
>there's no point in that.
There's no point in defining short? Because you know there's a lower limit to what any woman will date whereas even flat chested women have bf's and husbands.
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>>84265987
>everyone
Based retard. Is this actually the infamous guy who was rejected by 10 billion women? Wow! It can't be because of height, since short guys still get laid. Curious what the real reason is.

>flat chested women have bf's and husbands
lol no. that's a common myth.
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>>84265999
> Is this actually the infamous guy who was rejected by 10 billion women?
No but it's triple digits as I said earlier.
>Wow! It can't be because of height, since short guys still get laid.
Short to you is probably 5'7, 5'6 when you're feeling generous.
>Curious what the real reason is.
Being actually short.
>lol no. that's a common myth.
True, flat chested foids are getting rejected more than manlets
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>>84265718
Push me
And then just touch me
'Til l can get my
Satisfaction
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>>84265718
Touched by an incel
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>>84265816
Everything he will ever do is wrong. There's legit not a single piece of advice that works, its all just bullshit. Guys that girls like get them without even trying, without even thinking about ANY of this shit.

Humiliation ritual.
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>>84266019
>No but it's triple digits as I said earlier.
so not everyone
>Short to you is probably 5'7
no that's average for poor people
>Being actually short.
Explain short guys who have girlfriends then.
>True, flat chested foids are getting rejected more than manlets
Most of the time yeah. Manlets still look like guys.
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>>84266048
>"you must be doing something wrong"
>"you just need the right key for the lock"
>picrel
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>>84266053
>Explain short guys who have girlfriends then.
I have never seen anyone my height with a gf. And you haven't either.
>Most of the time yeah.
Stop trolling. Women literally never get rejected ever.
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>>84265718
>when you go out with a girl
????
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>>84266068
>I have never seen anyone my height with a gf.
Have you ever gone outside? You think 5'7 is somehow "short" you moron.

>Women literally never get rejected ever.
Do you think men get rejected? lol. There's no way you have ever seen a guy get rejected before.
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>>84266095
>Have you ever gone outside?
Didn't you read my post about going out all the time to parties and clubs every weekend?
>You think 5'7 is somehow "short" you moron.
No I don't, I assume you do though.
>There's no way you have ever seen a guy get rejected before.
True, i've only ever been rejected while everyone else gets into relationships or casual hookups. Even the titlets,
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>>84266114
>Didn't you read my post about going out all the time to parties and clubs every weekend?
Yeah. You are lying.
>No I don't, I assume you do though.
You literally said 5'7 is "short" earlier.
>i've been rejected
Just wait until you go outside and see how miserable flat girls are.
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there was a plump brown girl in slutty cosplay with her fat brown thighs and heaving chocolate boobies bulging out at a con I went to
I chatted her up and she let me get close and rub her thigh while she showed me something on her phone (I was staring at her huge veiny milkers)
unfortunately her gaggle of androgynous orbiters shooed me away like she wasn't thirsting for my BWC
god the way her veiny boobs looked up close was so amazing
I wanted to get her pregnant so bad
I should've taken a picture
truly the worst thing about women are their "friends"
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>>84266143
>You literally said 5'7 is "short" earlier.
No I didn't, you misread and probably dropped out of school.
>Just wait until you go outside and see how miserable flat girls are.
My cousin is married and she has a cups at best. We used to joke about the itty bitty titty committee.
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>>84266163
>No I didn't
Sure I believe you bro (lol)
>uhhh my cousin works at nintendo!
Tell me how I know you barely get any dates with girls.
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>>84266174
>Sure I believe you bro (lol)
The evidence is ITT and doesn't require your belief.
>Tell me how I know you barely get any dates with girls.
Because I told you I have never had a date with a woman specifically because of my height despite 15 years of trying.
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>>84265756
what do i do if I'm 30 but also still with my mom? i also have autism... im not joking
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>>84265766
how did you overcome the autism? how to find a gf with a big ass?
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>>84266185
>evidence
autism.
>15 years of "trying"
quick question, did you ever learn how to put on socks?
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>>84266208
>evidence
>autism.
Do you know what board you're on?
> did you ever learn how to put on socks?
Yeah but it took awhile to realize they don't belong on my cock.
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>>84266222
>Do you know what board you're on?
Do you? You sound like a loser.
>Yeah but it took awhile to realize they don't belong on my cock.
why are you trying to be funny? just stick to the self deprecating cuck who thinks women are all-powerful. be vulnerable, freak.
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>>84265718
Long as she is a black queen
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>>84266231
>You sound like a loser.
That was just your voicemail.
>why are you trying to be funny?
I don't need to try, jokes come naturally to me. Like you did.
>who thinks women are all-powerful.
More projection from the self-hating titlet.
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>>84265718
yeah no women don't want a brown autist to touch them lmao
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>>84266245
>That was just your voicemail.
ok boomer
>I don't need to try, jokes come naturally to me. Like you did.
where do you think jokes come from, lil bro?
>More projection from the self-hating titlet.
autism.
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>>84266276
>where do you think jokes come from
from your mothers cunt
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>>84266289
>from your mothers cunt
are you the guy who doesn't even have a wife yet?
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>>84266302
are you the foid that's jealous of femboy tits?
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>>84265742
How is brushing your hand across a woman's thigh not creepy?
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>>84266244
u are loser though
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>>84265742
If your dates are going well enough in the first place for you to be able to escalate things then you're on a whole nother league than most guys here so you're experiences don't carry over
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>>84266340
no. but there was an anon earlier claiming to be single. i wonder what happened to him lol, probably got upset.
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>>84266371
>no.
Liar, I know you get jealous every time you see femboys with bigger cups than you.
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>>84266397
>lying about jealousy
lol. At least you're not the type of person who lies about being rejected for "height" like some disney channel shit.
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>>84266424
>be you
>be titlet
>steal valor from manlets for attention
just be a stripper, oh wait...
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>>84265718
This is true and the other best move after you've been fun and had good conversation is leave without the number or other plans. They love this. Don't clamour for the next date, leave it to her ask about it
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>>84265718
This "advice" is pretty damn worthless if you can't already make girls like you and agree to go on dates with you in the first place.
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>>84266579
yeah but you could also say that about other steps before getting a date with a girl
"this advice is useless if you smell like literal shit"
ok go take a shower
you have to work on yourself to become presentable to other human beings
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>>84266604
>do everything you're "supposed" to do before asking for dates
>still rejected
>oh it must be your personality you need to make them laugh and project positivity
>surrounded by friends who tell you you could be a comedian
????
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>>84265718
My problem is that the second track of oingo blingos first album is an apt description of the reason I must remain celibste.
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>>84266699
See >>84266048
bloxbot nigger
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>>84266883
>bloxbot nigger
truly original
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>>84266908
I chuckled when I saw that it went through. Fuck robots.
No really, they need to make fuck robots.
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>>84266928
i feel like fukbots are bad tho, as much as i like the idea of easy access i can only imagine them using my data to give some foid the experience of getting raped by a chudbot on the other end
wtf is this captcha?
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>>84265718
No, I'm not getting laid because times have become hard, financially, and I've decided to stop blowing money on an orgasm.
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>>84266952
I mean really at that point it'd be hard to care, but its a funny idea that everytime you fuck a robogirl you rape a foid.

The answer is /po/ because its /pol/, I think thats mobile captcha I don't get this BS on pc
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>>84267293
i'm not on mobile, i think it's the april fools thing because i got a firehydrant captcha and all of it was firehydrant lmao
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>>84265718
You are objectively a fucking idiot that should never start a new thread on any board ever again.
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>>84265718
I would never touch a woman. Have you seen how filthy they are?
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>>84265718
please don't take this advice, it causes very big problems if you're autistic and don't know what you're doing (everyone in this thread)
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>>84265718
Sadly, this never worked for me; and I was good at massaging escorts and getting them wet and opened up.
The one time I actually had a civilian foid over to ostensibly fuck, after two days of app texting and sex talk, I felt her up on the stairs and saw her thong (had a hot ass for an older foid), though when she saw my place, cluttered as it is, she noped out after 30 seconds. Story of my life. Not helped by her arrived two hours late, so it was getting dark and probably too sketchy for her. She could not accom either, so it was doomed. FML.
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>>84265718
so how exactly am i supposed to brush up my hand or arm against her thighs? like in what position would it work or doing what
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>>84267480
> though when she saw my place, cluttered as it is,
anon i'm disappointed in you, just get rid of everything you fucking hoarder
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>>84267488
I mean whatever it takes, if she's asking me about my travel trips I sit next to her and show her photos on my phone for example, and once you get closer just stay there.

Thats why "watching a movie together" often translates to cuddling or makingout or fucking. Its just an easy position to escalate from.

>>84267308
Why?

>>84266367
Yeah but experience comes with exposure, I madeout yesterday after a date and she instantly invited me to see her again.

I did say if ur getting dates and it doesnt translate to anything, obviously you need to actually get a date first. I'm just explaining why guys who can get a date once in a while cant translate it into anything. Simply they friendzone themselves with their bodylanguage.
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>>84267509
Too difficult. I'm 65 steps up, with no lift/elevator, and no-one else to help.
I lived here since I was two, and everyone else died. I'm lumbered with this shit.
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>>84267573
Nah but i meant when and how am i supposed to touch her thighs on a normal date, like if we're already sitting close together or we're in a car together then it makes sense but like imagine we're on a normal date innit like we went to a cafe or something and we're sitting opposite to each other
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>>84267578
>Too difficult. I'm 65 steps up, with no lift/elevator, and no-one else to help.
Don't you have a shit chute?
Just take a small bag down every day and it'll disappear eventually.
t. mum was a terrible hoarder
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>>84265718
Dating is tedious nonsense, back to ooga booga just start sniffing and touching like curious animals.
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>>84266343
You're not touching random women, I specifically said this goes for guys who have been able to get a date.

Its not creepy because you can feign ignorance, "ohh sorryr my bad I didnt mean to". If she responds positively continue, if she doesnt pull back.

>>84266187
I'm a 30 yr old high functioning autist and I still live at home, and I get laid plenty.

>>84265856
For getting a date, I dont know I always try to establish some inside joke or common interest with a girl then use that to construct an interesting date they cant refuse.

It's all case by case depending on the girl, but I almost never invite a girl to go out drinking, its always more elaborate than that
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>>84265718
I can't even go near women because of how ugly I am. I'm so fucked, huh?
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>>84265728
Youre a slut. Talking to 3 women at once.
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>>84267587
"Ohh you went to Nicaragua last year, I've been to Guatemala, I'd love to show you some photos if you dont mind."

Thats a good one, this is actually why meb take women to bars with louder music, its the easiest excuse to get close to a woman, the music is so loud you have to talk into her ear and by that time you are already right next to her.

>>84267631
Theres obviously a level of ugliness when ur just too ugly, but I think less guys on r9k are too ugly than they think.

Theres so many hideous men with girlfriends, they just know how to be comfortable around women.

I know it sucks to hear, I remember how nervous I was with women. I experience ZERO anxiety around women at this point, my success rate is just too high now. When I got rejected and friendzoned every date I was obviously very anxious.
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>>84265718
Telling autistic, socially dense people to touch women sounds kinda dangerous. They cant interpret signals when to stop.
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>>84267643
I'm talking to more than 3, I promise I will cut them off if I actually start dating one of them, but its hard I never had women talking to me when I was younger now its too many
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>>84265816
OP has a point here. Making her laugh is a really good way into pussy. You just gotta indicate it.
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>>84265718
You're going to get sexual assault charges and be gaped by Tyrone in prison for 5 years if you keep doing this
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>>84265983
>brushing up to someone is violating bodily autonomy

Sure buddy
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>>84267646
>Theres so many hideous men with girlfriends, they just know how to be comfortable around women.
False, this is false
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>>84267655
I'm autistic too jesus. Autistic doesnt mean retarded, it just means you need to learn intellectually how to touch a woman instead of simply using your intuition.

As long as you are high functioning autist versus low functioning, I would actually argue you can get better at this than normal men. You just need more repetition and practice. It needs to become a learned behavior.

I genuinely believe that if you are a high functioning autist with a lot of experience you can get better at rizzing women than someone who isnt on the spectrum, because they are permanently flying by their gut, instead of intellectually learning what they need to do next.

When Im on a date 50% of my brain power is committed to talking to the girl, the other 50% is trying to figure out every which way how to get closer and start escalating without being weird in any way possible. You guys are together in a coffee shop, maybe you go pick up the coffee while she's sitting down and when you drop off the coffee at your table you "accidentally" brush up against her very briefly... shit like this works so fucking much its insane. If I wasnt autistic I wouldnt even figure it out, women interpret it as natural body language, but its really just learned behavior.

You might think Im retarded, but operating like this has gotten me laid SOOOOOO many times
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>>84267657
Oh god if a woman said this everyone would be sending her death threats. Good for you I guess.
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>>84267676
If this was true all the ugly genes would have disappeared slowly from the gene pool, yet ugly people keep reproducing.

Blah blah modern society. Sure to a degree, but I still see ugly guys with girlfriends, I work in food service, theres plenty of ugly guys with gfs
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>>84267694
You're handsome that's why it works, anon. If other guys here tried doing what you do, they might get sued for sexual harassment
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>>84267700
Well, it sounds bad but if I were talking to just 1 Id get nervous about fucking it up.

Having "options" helps me stay confident, I ultimately do feel a bit guilty about it, but I understand most people nowadays have "rosters".
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>>84267708
Yeah, because all the uggos keep reproducing with each other
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>>84267719
Do you sometimes mix up information between the people you date? Like you remember something someone likes/dislikes and allocate it to the wrong person and have to apologise
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>>84267718
I'm average, but I am extremely fit right now, but all of r9k can get fit, and I got laid first when I was obese. I'm probably above average simply due to being in better shape at 30 than 90% of men, but I lost my virginity at 26 when I was in worse shape than 90% of men.

If you can get a date, this advice will work. Obviously if you look better you will get more dates, if you dont actively repulse her and she agrees to spend time with you, THIS WILL WORK, thats why I said it would work for 80% of r9k, not 100%
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>>84267736
I'm the 20%
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>>84265718
So you're telling me that picrel isn't getting laid because he needs to touch women more?
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>>84267743
He needs jaw correction surgery and then he will get lots of pussy
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>>84267720
Yes so go on a date with a girl thats not severely out of your league jesus

>>84267730
I have a good memory, but yes actually yesterday while playing a song while I was making out, I thought I told her how I discovered the song we were listening to, but it turns out it was the other girl I had been on a date with the same week.

I brushed it off as "Ohh sorry, I thought I mentioned it over whatsapp".

The worst one I did was I actually texted an American girl in my native language in the morning because I was confused, I realized it and said I was so woozy in the morning that I responded in my native language, she thought it was cute, in reality I opened the wrong whatsapp chat while sending something
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>>84267740
You could be, but the 80% tends to think they are a part of the 20%. Most likely you arent.

>>84267743
This is the 20%, but most of you dont look like this. Dont strawman.
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>>84267759
I don't want my kids to be ugly. They don't deserve this life of suffering.
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>>84266028
best post.
and /tred
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>>84267743
He looks better than me. God fucking damn it!!
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>>84267762
>Dont strawman.
The OP post was one giant strawman. Most women don't want to be touched by the kind of guys that are on this board. Encouraging anons here to touch women is literally inviting them to get arrested.
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>>84267798
>Encouraging anons here to touch women is literally inviting them to get arrested.
That's what I said
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>>84267802
You wont get arrested if you touch a woman that ur on a date with you retard... dont touch random women or people in general
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>>84267814
You don't know women. They will do that to you if they get the ick
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>>84267823
>has a 40+ body count
>you dont know women

Cope
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>anon I have this scar on my cheek
>i don't see anything
>you have to touch it though
>i don't see anything ur good
>*visible frustration*
>go outside to send her on her way
>pass under one bridge
>she starts giggling
>approach next bridge
>she starts giggling
>walk for a few more mins
>visible sadness
>go back home
>"anon ur gay"
>confused, asked what's up
>*get blocked*
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>>84267837
Okay, so you're a chad. The guys here aren't a chad
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>>84267846
Im not OP I just think you guys are coping hard
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>>84267814
>touch a woman that ur on a date with you retard.
Anon, if you think anons here are going on dates then you are the retard. Also if you think that on the rare chance an anon from here gets a date it will be with a woman comfortable being touched then you are an even bigger retard.
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>>84267851
coping what? Not being delusional is coping?
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>>84267856
Ofc if ur extrenely ungroomed and obese... but all of that is also a skill issue.

Lose weight get in shape, start getting dates then practice what I posted in the OP.

I never said sex comes for free, but the reality is the overwhelming majority of you could get laid, and a surprising amount of you could get laid very frequently.
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>>84265938
Nigger, im 5'7" and my gf is 6'1" and obsessed with me, she only commented about my height when i asked her and she told me it was okay and that she even liked it. Are you 4 foot or something?
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If you're
>short
>small dick
>ugly
>fat
you will be a virgin for the rest of your life
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>>84266019
>flat chested being rejected
Kek, my guess is that being flatchested causes something equal to manlet rage in men. All women with small tits ive met were fucking insufferable. I have no problem with women with no tits (but i prefer big tits, ofc)
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>>84267879
Im in shape and above 6ft. Never had a single date
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>>84267921
Post your physique anon.

I wanna see it. You can censor your face
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>>84267875
Nah, I know tons of dudes who are unattractive and yet have landed hotties. One who would get laid pretty frequently and had a couple of serious long term relationships too was 5 10, brown, crooked teeth, big bulbous nose, deformed jaw, acne scars all over his body and face, overweight with stretch marks, average to small dick, no job. His relationships were with a petite model and then with a tall athlete. He is just that confident and charming and has lots of egirl friends. There are no excuses for you.
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>>84265718
There's no upper limit on variants for the "men need to..." rage bait.
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>>84267921
Are you ugly? Nah, that can't be the reason. Even chicks will date ugly guys as long as they're tall. I think it's a you problem
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>>84267926
Okay, you're obviously just making shit up
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>>84267926
Op here, pretty much this.

You can get laid if ur like a 3/10 easily, if you are confident and project the right energy. Issue is ofc its harder to project confidence when ur ugly.
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>>84267938
So just Patrice Oneal maxx
That doesn't work unless you're delusional or a literal narcissist like he is, targeting the top 1% of the most insecure women who will tolerate being abused basically
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>>84267933
I know guys like this, simply delusional about their looks, and they screw attractive women all the time.

It always confused me when I was younger, why are guys objectively way less attractive than me getting more action.

I was self sabotaging and getting myself friendzoned 24/7 due to body language and energy
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>>84267933
Cope dumb nigger
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>>84267943
Patrick O'neal?

Who?
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>>84267953
That's the guy. Great comedian but he was into swinging and cuckoldry. Fully aware of his ugliness but pretending to be some kind of pimp because he's a big nigger targeting mentally ill women. Thought he was spitting genius advice when it's his intimidating size, fame and money that does all the work. Try saying what he's saying as a short skinny broke dude.
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>>84267930
Yes i am. Women dont care about height unless youre like 190cm+. 186 isnt that tall for them. A lot of girls are taller
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>>84267798
most people on 4chan look pretty normal if not fairly attractive. you'd be surprised.
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>>84265718
I am genuinely a serial groper at work, anon
but it's not creepy since I'm fairly attractive
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>>84268077
>+. 186 isnt that tall for them. A lot of girls are taller
Source?
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>>84267909
Wait really? I love tall flat-chested women. Been nutting hard to one foid who looks so sad and miserable. I'd try my luck but now reading this, are tall flat-chested women really this insufferable?
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>>84268358
a lot of girls in my uni were taller.
A girl i liked was 195cm.
186 is short and women dont give a shit about your height if youre ugly and poor
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>>84268372
>be me
>160cm
>handsome
>doesn't matter
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>>84268383
I have litteraly never ever had a girl be interested in me. Never gone on a date either.
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>>84268372
Where did you go to school? Agartha?
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>>84268405
Northern netherlands.
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>>84268372
>spouts bullshit
>t. complete retard
as expected
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>>84268463
Yeah that tracks. I saw this beautiful redhead girl in front of Amsterdam station. She had to have been at least 185, if not 190. I was just stunned as to how beautiful she was. She was looking at me as well I think.
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>>84265718
Yeah.
You rediscovered PUA script from 20 years ago.
2nd stage, touch. Every pick up guru will tell you that.
Only you get implications wrong. It's not seduction it's a test. If woman doesn't react negatively then she likes you, go next. If she is negative she doesn't like you, nothing can be done, dump her, find another.
It's ABC of PUA.
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>>84265718
are you Indian, by any chance?
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>>84268480
>brooo just be tall broo
Thats a meme and you know it
I wouldnt be on here if muh 6ft was a thing
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>>84268493
>brooo just be tall broo
did not say that. All I said was that the anon is a retard.
>Thats a meme and you know it
No, there is the animalistic attraction to taller beings. Except it has a reasonable limit, because humans beging to get out of proporiton and the perfect form at a certain height.
Girls being attracted to taller guys certainly is not a meme. It's not end all, be all. But a wholesome loving devoted life lasting relationship is a small % of all of the attractions and sex in the world, so, it doesn't matter, that a female could love a shorter male. It's not like in males, which anon points out, where the height of the female usually doesn't matter at all. Any height is fine.
>I wouldnt be on here if muh 6ft was a thing
it is a thing. you can tell by the way females interact with you and look at you.
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>>84268517
>Girls being attracted to taller guys certainly is not a meme. It's not end all, be all
It is if you are in the same room with taller men
You will never be perceived as a man and be choosen.
You can evade that by not entering same room with taller men, but you need to be aware and do that.
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>>84268517
>you can tell by the way females interact with you and look at you
They dont look at me except with disgust and dont interact with me
This nigga thinks i have women loon at me and talk to me just because i am above 6ft
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>>84268545
>It is if you are in the same room with taller men
depends on the men in question, if they're a relative, like a brother, then you're just fine.
>>84268551
>This nigga thinks i have women loon at me and talk to me just because i am above 6ft
I just thought that you exist in this world. Seems like you exist in your part of the house, never leaving it, never having a job, never going to stores, never driving a car, you get the point. Could be a hikki.
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>>84268387
Me either, i notice OP has no advice for us.
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>>84268572
I am always out litteraly, i just come home to sleep. I am at work, out, in bars, in hobby groups.
No women has ever looked at me or was interested in me, even though according to your meme theiry women should swoon over my 6ft height
Youre delusional
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This is PUA strats from early 2000s chadlites would use to go from 1 girl a year chumps to casual hookups, mostly by means of shotgun scattershot approaching and spamming. never worked for anyone below chadlite which is why PUA shit died after like a few years of failure for 90% of people and redpill and then blackpill grew out of it.
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>>84268599
there are multiple explanations of this. like you are lying or you don't have eyes and physically can't see women looking at you.
Not swooning, the vocabulary is precise, looking means looking. Nothing more. No attraction is implied.
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>>84268748
I have posted my id proving i am above 6ft feet.
No women has ever looked at me. Your just coping because your delusional worldview doesnt hold.
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>>84268372
>women dont give a shit about your height
Don't lie, anon
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>>84268798
They dont as long as youre attractive back in the nl my shorter friends would get approached and i wouldnt.
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>>84268774
>Your just coping because your delusional worldview doesnt hold.
okay, faggot. whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>84268813
Even if that were true, height still matters to most women. Why do you think dating apps have a filter for height?
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>>84268823
Its not the most important factor. Looks including face and body are more important.
>>84268822
Projection. If your fantasy was true id had women be into me but thats not the case.
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>>84268838
looking at you and being into you are two completely different things and until your retarded brain will process with this primitive piece of information we have nothing to talk about
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>>84268883
If women looked at me id know. But ibam absolutely invisible to them
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>>84265718
lmfao you fucking incel. that's not how it works. i actually fuck women and you are a fraud larping as a sex haver. go back to touching yourself retard
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>>84265718
It goes way beyond touching.
Trump was right about grabbing them by the pussy.
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>>84268838
>Its not the most important factor
It is. Women would rather go for an ugly 6'2" guy than a handsome 5'2" guy.
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Touching a woman is the male equivalent of a female shit test and if you pass it, you have high chances of getting something from her. If the woman flinches, abort mission and abandon the place or you will get sued for rape. You niggers cannot read the fucking mood of people, thats why you dont get any pussy.
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>>84268955
>If the woman flinches, abort mission and abandon the place or you will get sued for rape.
Best post in this entire thread
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>>84268971
>uuummmm how do you define "flinch" exactly
>how can you tell a random twitch from a flinch
>UMMMMMMMMMM your honor i'm still waiting on that definition
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>>84268661
>never worked for anyone below chadlite which is why PUA shit died after like a few years of failure for 90% of people and redpill and then blackpill grew out of it.
PUA shit died because dating scene changed. Around 2015 when all normies hopped on smartphones, Tinder and social media. After that hypergamy hit new levels and PUA actors need to compete with looks Chad's from Instagram and they can't.
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>>84268913
Not really, as ive told you xomen would rather go for a shorter gigachad then some taller scrawny uggo
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>>84265718
OP I have a question. What if I have no social life? How can I go from "no friends" to "with friends and possibly going out on a date"?
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>>84265718
Bro this is so good! You finally found the REAL way to be successful with women!

Being nice to them and giving them flowers failed, being muh bad boy and ignoring them failed, if you just make money then they're with you for the money so that also fails, good pickup lines and openers failed, good posture and outfits failed...

You finally found THE real way, this is it man!! Just touch women, and you'll totally get the girl if you're a 5' balding indian janitor!! Trust me bro!!
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>>84265755
You are such a fucking normie retard

>>84269149
Have better genetics
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>>84265742
>Lol how
do it in a cucked country like the UK.
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>>84269048
It's not muh hypergamy, women are just that awful.

If women go to a speed dating event, they only say yes to the best looking guy. That's not online.

Also think about it. Women tend to want a relationship and always want the chads who pump & dump to commit. Even if they never connect the dots and think all the chads are emotionally immature and scared of commitment, they would eventually realize social media or dating apps don't work and they can only get relationships in person.
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>>84269347
>Have better genetics
I have good genetics already and know people uglier than me that kissed.
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>>84269520
Lower your standard then
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>>84269343
Balding 5' Indian janitors are often the types that have 15 children.

>>84269343
Made me chuckle, I said this applies to most not all of r9k. Most of R9K can get laid, dont be a doomer
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>>84265718
This is retarded

Women who want to fuck will allow you to touch. It's a symptom of you already getting through the door, it's not the key itself
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>>84265718
Ok so I've read through the thread and touching and being physically close to a woman is an obvious thing. Now, tell me how to get a date in the first place. I talk to random women irl, admittedly rarely and even more rarely i get a match on one of those god forsaken dating apps and yet none of these things ever lead to anything. I've done this at least 50 times, all different strategies and the best i got was one girl who texted me more than one word replies for a day or so.
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>>84270342
just be confident bro!

>>84269520
picrel
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>>84269520
Btw, I find it funny when I give realistic advice to someone asking how to get dates, be popular etc, and you guys get upset because I assume you're not good looking. "Hey! What do you mean I'm not a chad?? I-I am!!!!" Kek

Imagine asking for financial advice and getting upset because people responding assume you don't have rich parents. It's not that different. If you ask for advice on a hard situation then I'll assume you don't have things handed out to you, it's simply logical.
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>>84270475
Woah you become progressively whiter as your courage increases?
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>>84270483
How is
>have better genetics
Realistic advice? You cant change your genes
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>>84270475
>meet people
Already do. Its only men because women dont really want to meet new people
>join clubs
Already do, clubs are sausage fests or retirement homes. Same with muh salsa classes btw.
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>>84270483
It's just that genetics isn't the problem.
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>>84270485
yep. you become better looking as you make friends, because your good personality shines, trust me bro

>>84270487
it was a way to say that you are being judged for your looks and shouldn't blame yourself, not meant literally, but i meant it as support if it matters
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>>84270493
salsa classes are a redpill meme kek its mostly divorced boomers and grandmas
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>>84270575
Same with cooking classes, any dancing or language class. Hobby groups etc etc
Women dont do any of those. I recently had a younger (married) woman as a roomate and she told le she didnt do any of those muh socialize event neither did all of her friends
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>>84270578
honestly the only times I've been the closest to what you could call successful with women, has been by just groping. everything is natural and flows like it's supposed to when they can't say no. i hope they were traumatized by that, they deserve to because they would never consent.
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>>84270572
>you become better looking as you make friends
kek, are you being serious?



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