the only time i ever have a decent orgasm anymore is after riding on something thick and heavy for a few hours but i'm too lazy to clean my asshole as often as i want to masturbate.someone should make an on-demand service that pay someone to enema you
I'll do it, are you shaved? I only ask to get to watch
For me everything involved is a fucking pain in the ass and thats everything before the literal pain in the ass occurs. Theres no feasible way to monetize anal prep beyond being rich enough to have a livein maid who has signed a million ndas with you.
>>84266580That is my goal. I'm going to be getting a lot of money pretty soon. What I really need in life is a second mother that can do things for me that my actual mother wouldn't unless I was on my deathbed. I wouldn't have my maid be sworn to secrecy though, I want her to feel like part of the family. I don't want her or anyone else getting the idea that just because I ask her to pump water up my ass and shave my private areas that she's some kind of whore. It's routine body maintenance that I would do on my own if I weren't so depressed and lazy. It's like a haircut or a foot massage, intimate but platonic. When I'm rich I won't have to leave my house for things like that or rely on random wagies to perform these tasks.
>>84266636You could just get a girlfriend which will be easier than getting that rich if you're lazy and depressed
>>84266941I say this rhetorically to show how silly your priorities are. I know they're both herculean tasks.
>>84266544I wish I could be a cute sissy, but I'm fat
>>84266999Trips of truth lose weight you fattyfat people arent allowed to be zesty
>>84267011I don't feel like it. Too depressed.
>>84266544man id do unspeakable things to that boibutt
>>84267031You and op need to stop being such depressed faggots
>>84266544Same. Having big dildos up your ass feels amazing but the prep is just too much a lot of the time. I genuinely don't understand how gay guys have normal sex lives, it takes me a full day of fasting and several hours of cleaning myself out before I can do anything like wtf
>>84266999The fat ones are the cutest
>>84267173Gay guys genuinely don't care if there's poop. For a lot of them it just turns them on even more. There's a corruption in their brain that makes them want to spread as much disease and filth as possible.
>>84267231Ok but I want a real answer, not whatever dumb bullshit you just said
>>84267241That is the real answer man. I don't know what else to tell you other than to go to a cruising spot and see it for yourself. It's the femboys and sissies like us that want it to be clean so we can be more like women. Foids don't have to clean anything, it's more harmful to their natural ecosystem to do so. Pussies are just ready to be used at a moment's notice and that's why we strive to keep our bussies clean. Genuine faggots do not care that much. If it's brown, it's brown. The most popular story about two men getting it on is Brokeback Mountain. Two cowboys out in the woods eating beans and meat every day with only the water they can carry on their backs. You think they were doing enemas every night? No, they were digging for gold in each other's butts. No one bats an eye at this because that's exactly how dirty gay sex is in real life.
>>84266544>clean my asshole as often as i want to masturbate.Honestly, I don't ever clean it. I just wait until I have a very clean, solid shit. Then I stick a finger in to check there's nothing left and that the finger comes out clean. Then I wash my ass and go to town. Never had a problem. Do you guys seriously enema EVERY time? Is it even healthy for your intestine?Also anon, if a "decent" orgasm takes hours, then you should learn to cherish it properly. Make it a special occasion. Then it's ok if it's not as frequent. It's a special treat, not something you do everyday. Make it a point to forgo "subpar" orgasms and reward yourself with the good ones once in a while. Make time for them. Make them a reward for resisting to the urge to continuously masturbate and taking the time for proper prep. It can become an exercise on discipline and help you reduce excessive masturbation. How often do you do it?
>>84267263>It's the femboys and sissies like us that want it to be clean so we can be more like women.I clean myself out so its not gross, nothing really to do with being like a woman per se. There is literally nothing more disgusting than not being clean inside when you do butt stuff, I refuse to ever take even the slightest risk
>>84267241>>84267173Nta but if I had to guess they probably regulate their eating to have cleaner poops. Eating fiber and not too much grease goes a long way in facilitating the cleanup. Also I assume oral is much more frequent than actual penetration.
>>84267299>Do you guys seriously enema EVERY time?I just feel its gross if I don't
>>84267299I masturbate once or twice a week. I let the sex energy build up over several days by looking at porn but not touching. This used to help me have stronger orgasms but the past year or so it hasn't been working. When I finally do get around to fapping, I usually cum really quick and there isn't much even though I am very horny. The orgasm is not strong unless I do a lot of extra shit.Crossdressing makes me leak a lot more and it's easier to edge when I'm wearing tighter clothing. Sometimes I can even cum multiple times from the rush it gives me. These orgasms feel better but still incomplete. Back when I very first started crossdressing in high school, I'd always fuck my ass even if I was just using my fingers. I had the energy and youthful passion to clean out and not eat much on the weekends. I lost it at some point over the past 10 years.
>>84267348How old are you and what kind of outfits do you wear? I've never crossdressed because i just feel like I could never be pretty enough to justify it
