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>at work
>kinda h*rny
>paycheck is about to arrive today
>tempted to go for a escort
>I tend to make appointments for a couple of hours
>so its a lil pricy
>need to resist
>and investment my monays instead
>REEEEEE
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>>84267960
Just zerk off
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I know that feel. I bought another scooter to wrench on but I shouldn't have. But I am sick of sitting in my room all the time but at least I am spending it on a healthy, mind engaging hobby so that isn't so bad, right?
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>>84267960
Don't do it man. Of all the things you could do with your money, throwing it away on a whore is the worst.
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>>84267960
>want to fuck a hooker
>need to buy an ak47 and a new laptop
pussy is for retards
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>>84267960
women cost to much. news at 10
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>>84267960
there's this 40yo jeeta at work who wants me
should I go for it, bros?
her tits look decent, her ass is nice tho her face is kinda fucked
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>time for a cig
>less than four hours left
>bleh
>paycheck arrived
>yay I guess
kill me already
>>>>CAPTCHA WAS CIA GUY FROM BATMAN DARK KNIGHT
okay that was funny
Ofcourse
>>84267968
at least n0t while im at work
but wont help with the lonely feelt
>>84267975
Fuck off randy
>>84268022
Welp there are worse ways to spend ur money
>>84268029
Why do you need a ak
Are you ukrainian or something
also IM retarded
>>84268033
I NEED moar monays
>>84268071
You do you
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>>84268218
It can't get much worse than enabling a whore, I'll tell you that much.
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>nearly 3k in my bank account now
>feel no excitement
>I work too much for too little
>while I have basically no use for the money
I hope my weede from the pharmacy will arrive asap
I think im going to get drunk as soon as I arrive back home
>>84268314
well findom shittu exists, at least I get cuddles & l*wds
But I did remember that the lonely feelz will hit worse afterwards
REEEE
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>>84267960
>lil Iranian weeb living in Germany
>he is an escortcell
Well. It's legal in Germany and therefore pretty good market I guess?
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>less than two(2) hours of work left
>time for even moar coffee n cig
>my moode is just horrible
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>If I cash out all of my investments
>use my cash
>I could book a japan vacation via businessclass for this summer
>but then I would be broke again afterwards
>plus it would be without mom
>but im in a edgy mood and angry at everyone
>so I dont wanna care
>I still need more monay
REEEEEEEE
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>time to call it a day
>and head back home
>with another coffee n cig
>more funny new captcha
>cant even invest for now
>cause the market is being gay
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>>84268435
Sounds like a solid plan anon, drink yourself silly. I'd do the same honestly, but I've kinda given up on alcohol so I can save more money.
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>>84269141
Idc about alcohol
I barely pay for it, I just take stuff from my parents stash brrrrr
>>>>>>>>>>>turns out by coincidence
>the pharmacy I ordered my weede from
>is located around one of the worst ghettos of this country
>a few famous rappers lived/grew up there
>FUUUUCK
>explains why I have to wait so much for my order to arrive
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Okies I regret dri king straight out of the wine bottle
Alcohol is such a shit tier druggu
How can anyone enjoy this poison
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>get another prescription for weede
>order from a pharmacy 15min drive away
>local pick up option
>seems like the fastest way option will be tomorrow
REEEEEEE
I spent tooo much on weede the past 30 days
Around 2000 euros
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>nearly 3k in my bank account now
>Around 2000 euros
Watch the new Invincible, I guess.
>captcha was Marisa
No way a coincidence.
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>>84269825
n0
I will save it up for when I hab weede
Also fuck you
Ur not gay
You wont be my bf
So I have zer0 interested in you
Kill yourself for much as I care
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Does anyone know if Starlink is any good. Mom wants to get it cause it's supposedly both cheaper and faster, but she also simps for billionaires and I hate America.
>>84269833
>I will save it up for when I hab weede
Wouldn't say it's even worth the puff. Still better than the last of course.
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>>84269860
Post feet grr
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Okej, maybe I spoke too soon. Last 15 minutes might be worth the $2000 per month smoke.
>>84269890
I only got gross heterosexual feet.
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>>84269913
If I was a girl we would hab 10 kids by now
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>>84269913
I coomed like 50+ times to your feet pic
Also like 40+ times cooming while holding eye contact with your eye pic
Ir being proxy gay since a while
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>>84267960
i have saved 24 thousand dollas,
should i go to an escort but also i have phimosis, do any escorts accommodate for cases like this?
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>not even certain that I get to pick itnup tomorrow
KILL ME
>>84269933
Idk about that
Plenty of them just aim for your wallet
A few rare ones are nymphos who do it for monays n joy
I guess you have to look for the later
My nympho escort removed the condom and forced me to lewd her raw without any additional charge
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>>84269922
>>84269930
Am flattered, I guess. But seems not healthy. Whelp, maybe you can just pay a gigolo.
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>>84269990
You should ru. Ypur heterosexual feet all over my face
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>Fiber is the superior, more stable choice for urban/suburban areas, offering faster speeds (1+ Gbps) and lower latency (1-5ms). Starlink is the best option for rural or mobile users without fiber access, providing 50-250 Mbps speeds. Fiber is generally cheaper monthly, while Starlink requires higher upfront hardware costs.
Thanks, Grok. Saved my boomer ahh from lotsa googling.
>>84270021
You literally live in Northern Germany. Pale boys abound.
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>please let them notify me to pick it up tomorrow
>or else I have to wait til next tuesday
>and the additional prescribtion was for n0thing
>>84270076
lole someone we build a fiber connection to home for
had starlink but was hoping for to replace it with fiber
>You literally live in Northern Germany. Pale boys abound.
im VERY mentally special and uggo
if I could find someone irl I wouldnt be here baka
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>>84270174
>lole someone we build a fiber connection to home for
Yeh, just gonna get that. I guess she thinks it costs a million dollar cause our home has complicated layout.
>im VERY mentally special
Whelp, I could never pay an escort or get weede on my own or be a boss to anyone, so you at least have proofs you can do stuff when not self-sabotaging.
>and uggo
Baka... Ure not. Or just get whatever you're insecure about done if that's what you want. People just do it causally these days.
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>>84270238
shut up
I got a lil weede
smoked
the mix with alc is bad
so im rekt
>https://youtu.be/4SvdaWekDJI?si=NhKT1qzwd8MCvGS8
surprised that I didnt ordered their weede yet
yes they released medical weede, a flavor for each big member
>the two in that track come from wealthy & educated families
>at one point they decided to move into the ghetto and make music
>welp one of them keeps going in n out of prison
>that time he went to prison for punching a smol female fan who tried to force a pic
>in court his lawyer was like
>"he was scared and it was self defense"
>he is 2 meters tall
>she was 1,6 meters
>lmaoooo
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>>84270309
Wow. Never pretending to care about other people's problems again.
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>>84270349
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1im4DNEYzEM
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>>84269933
Even Chris Chan fucked a hooker, dude, I think she'll have seen worse.
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>>84270361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-YQjHRmiCM
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>>84268218
do it at work pussy, the adrenaline rush will give you the hit you need
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>>84270366
yaweh have mercy on that ones hooker soul
>>84270369
Warum lole?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVGRDPxlS7k
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i spent like 400 bucks on a game i played for 4 days and got bored of
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>>84270369
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOuVxwVFJhs
here a track about fapping from the crack street boys 2 alb um
0h right you only larp as a nasi brrrrr
>>84270377
>400 bucks on a game
what
dlcs?
skins?
microtransaction?
welp a lesson for next time ?
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>>84270424
Hip hop is just a very whiny and self-centered genre. Even more so when done by whyte bois.
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>>84270436
basically lance butters
>https://youtu.be/dUy4JD_eTko?si=Xpv_mpGDXNSJo-xI
>he used to be like
>I will kill myself/die befor 30 fr fr
>later
>im over 30
>my back hurts
>I dont make enough money
now he is like
>im okies
>https://youtu.be/MvI-7JV--as?si=l23EID0JTDZo5CCK
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>>84270469
>German
>pale hands
Literally how can anyone force themselves to care about whatever he's bitching about?
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>https://youtu.be/6mACzBnlo9c?si=0nx0074aEPWlJKvI
>long live lance
>10 years ago
>track called "30"
>implies the entire time that he wont make it til 30
>https://youtu.be/7hCMV9MZM7k?si=k2LyuP9_pawybcR5
>>84270480
he is such a diva at times
but his music is goode
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>>84270495
>but his music is goode
Shidded and fardded. You're the reason my tummy hurts.
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>>84270702
cute shadow
I actually switched to weeb music after that post
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>>84270756
UwU sisters, mom won't let me use conditioner. Says am greasy enough.
>I actually switched to weeb music after that post
Aww... I didn't mean to...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8F5G5wR1mk
I like this unironically. Whelp, there's only so much scotch around.
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Let's hope this was retarded enough I wake up and never post again.
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>>84270840
you should wake up as my cute boy wife uwu
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>>84267960
A sodomite and a whoremonger. I wonder, just how many STIs do you have, you disgusting faggot?
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Out here, one can even be a witch. Sigh.
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ITT: two adult homosexual men ERP while posting images of teenage anime girls. They're both HIV+.
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>>84270971
>eat some persian lamb kebab for dinner
>ur shadow made me h*rny
>open your other pics
>c**m
ur cute
I need to get ready2sleep asap befor it gets too late
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>>84271148
Whelp, goodnight. Let's hopefully stop breathing in our sleeps.
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>>84271195
we should hab s*x together in our sleeps
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>>84271245
Baka will hate me within 12 hours of now.
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>>84271276
Cause u wont be my bf and let me play with your cut3 hair grrrr
>ready2sleep
take cares n goodnights
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>>84271292
Goodnight. I need my chud naps. Maybe a few space edits before that.
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I remembered something even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
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The matriarchy owes me the world.
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>>84271339
I dont rike star wars but I would watch it together while we hold hands & kiss
cause ur cute
Kiss
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>>84271547
You are a big baka. But as baka as me.
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Whelp, it's my awful chud personality why am in the Virgo constellation, at least.
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this thread is gae
like and report
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>>84271844
How is this coat even staying on? Like with the belts?



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