See pic related. >Why can't you buy two peanutbuttersMy wife will still complain; you buy too much PB; or she opened the wrong PB by accident and blames me>She sounds nuts, why did you marry her?Because I can't do better. Seriously. Happy wife happy life is just a cope because men don't have other options. We get lucky if a woman likes us. It's either a mildly crazy woman or loneliness. That's something women don't understand: men don't have any options.When a woman has shitty partners; it's because she's addicted to drama. Dating a shitty guy makes her feel emotions. That's why the advice women get is "learn tolove yourself". It's code for: "You have tons of options, stop choosing the worse one."Advice for men is "be happy with what you have". Because the other option is loneliness. There's nobody else who likes you
>>84271437i don't think adults should be eating peanut butter. this just brings to mind one of those couples that seem like permanent teens
>>84271437>men don't have any options.Damn, I disagree entirely. You don't have options, but I do.
My wife literally pays for everything and i mock her for choosing food I don't like and then I fuck her
>>84271452but muh gainz
>>84272094yeah but that's a 4chan thing not a wife thing
>>84271437Holy trvke agreed
>>84271437Nobody gives that advice to men and you can purchase two peanut butters.
>>84271437Sounds like your "wife" is retarded, but you are more retarded for being with her
>>84271452Peanut butter is just ground peanuts.You think adults shouldn't eat peanuts? You clown. You utter buffoon.
>>84272128A processed version of something isn't the same as the unprocessed version Idiot
>>84272143You can make peanut butter yourself. Are you retarded enough to think that smashing peanuts fundamentally changes their nutritional value?
>>84271452>nooo my maturity is in question if I eat peanut butter noooooooI don't think adults should be as insecure as you, and yet here we are.
>>84272156>I'm insecure because i don't eat food meant for children and people with eating disorders
>>84272152It's just a completely different form. I'm sure, even with your rudimentary mind, you can comprehend this
>>84272171The peanuts remain peanuts. You remain an imbecile.
peanut butter is unpleasant and gets stuck in your teeth and is uncomfortable
if you think about it all peanuts become peanut butter when you eat them
>>84272181why are you personally offended by a shitpost? should i throw a fit every time someone says nigger?
>>84272181>He can't comprehend the idea that people would have different opinions about the same ingredients in two different formsMental midget say what
>>84272189I swallow them whole and, guess what...
>>84272164those things are true in your mind anon, only in your mindit's just food and pretty nutritious in most cases as long as you don't get the sugary oily garbage
>>84272200yeah you'll get very sick that's about it
>>84272203okay, 1. peanuts don't actually work that way2. i don't actually believe that or care about what you eat
>>84272193I can comprehend it. It's just stupid.
>>84272218they don't work what way?
>>84272225when you turn them into peanut butter they become unhealthy and for children
>>84272228see that's only true in your (silly) mind anon
>>84271437How about you don't be a cuck and stand up for yourself. So what if she complains about something so pointless. Tell her you're getting peanut butter that you like and that's the end of it. It really isn't that hard at all. Too many of you let women walk all over you. Then wonder why you are unhappy and say this stupid shit.
>>84272224Fair enough mang
>>84272245>le stand up for yourself>she leaves you>pussyless for eternityGood plan bro
>>84271437Its not about the peanut butter its about a woman's desire to control. If men acted like women we would be in prison.
>>84272275>I must prostrate myself for a crumb of pussyand you consider this to be the better outcome?
>>84271485ikr? he even has a woman approaching him in this very image
>>84272275If you didn't act like a cuck from the beginning she would know that complaining would do nothing. She wouldn't leave over doing something she is already used to you doing. Clearly you've never been in a relationship before.
>>84272275you live like a complete vaginal slave
>>84272325>Clearly you've never been in a relationship before.Oh look at this guy, hes BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. HOLY SHIT, IM BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY and SO IMPRESSED. HOLY SHIt MY DICK JUST FELL OFF BECAUSE I AM SO BLOWN AWAY. WTF DO I DO NOW, NOW THAT MY DICK FELL OFF? FUCK!
>>84272338of course i want pussy. the cruelty is the point
>wife will complain if you get a second peanut butterNo she won't lmao
>>84272325>from the beginningThis and it has to be from the very fist date. Guys bend over backwards and do all this "pls like me pls like me I'll do anything pls" shit when they meet someone and they're surprised when they find themselves in a relationship where they're the house negro and the woman the plantation owner.
>>84272143You mean there is a difference between growing Poppies and manafacturing heroin?
>>84272181To the people derailing my thread and talking about the difference between PB and peanuts.The difference is in the absortion. We poop peanut grounds without absorbing the fat and proteins; but with the peanut paste we can absorb more fats and proteins. Also you feel more full eating whole peanuts. So if you're for some reason tryig to get fat; eat the peanut butter instead of the whole nuts.>But good protein sourceToo much fat per protein. If you are a starving child; that's a good thing
