What are your thoughts on bears?
>>84272650this looks like a fetish pic or am i too terminally online
>>84272650They're unbearable :^)
>>84272650That's a big paw.
they live a simple life of the bare necessities
>>84272650Women should spend more time with them
>>84272650I'd prefer to be mauled by one than to be hugged by a non-chadt. woman
>>84273130OH my gooood, why do you guys make everything about this shiittt
>>84272668lewd and nude
They're pretty based. No wonder why women prefer them over men. Esp that pickme that reposts the meme and is still seething about it from two years ago because it dissed her precious men.
>>84272650>thoughts on bears?i will never forgive them
>>84272650Lions would fuck them up.
I distinctly remember that when I was a teenager I saw a photo of a bear paw and fapped and that was the first time I ever fapped to any erotic material. After that for a few years I kept watching zoo porn which was openly available on the normal internet at the time. Thank god eventually this disappeared and I'm not attracted to animals anymore.
>>84272668Nvm I just saw this on /trash/ too so you're definitely gooning to this
>>84272650Its funny that you can alpha dog a bear and itll run away like a bitch even though youre the bitch who stands less than 0 chance, but if theres a cub you ARE getting mauled no matter what
>>84272650They're sexy
>>84272650They're BEAR-Y cool! B)
>>84273708That is one thing people seething about the bear never realize and will get cherry picked articles about it. Get between a momma and her cub, expect death. Otherwise, it either ignores you or runs off in the other direction once it notices you. The ratio of bear to human deaths, even if you normalize the data, is nowhere close and the bear accounts for so little.
I think you already made this thread on /trash/>>>/trash/82053393
>>84272650Nice. I have been compared to one, even though I am an incel manlet.
>>84273749Is this the actor from Game of Thrones
>>84272650I despise them. Any creature that has the audacity to attempt to eat a human must be dealt with harshly. No mercy for these tapeworm-ridden killing machines
>>84273708I mean if a tiny ass dog ran towards me I'd get scared to even if I can punt the little shit halfway across town
>>84273620That's fascinating - that was your first sexual experience? So you don't like paws any more even in a furfag way? I wonder if bears have ticklish paws now
>>84272650bears were the good guys all along...
>>84273752oh rly? u don't say
>>84272650I'm from alaska. They are just bigger, stronger, stupider and shittier racoons and I hope they go extinct.
>>84275374Why do you want bears extinct
>>84272650he's bearfooted
>>84275673>he's bearfootedHaha you're funny Anon
>>84272650It's unfortunate that something so cute can be so dangerous.
>>84272650I would lick his paws clean
>>84272650They are friend shapedYet they are not friendTruly a shame
>>84276572>I would lick his paws cleanWhy would you do that?
>>84276883He wants to do what he wants to do.
>>84273774This one was made first. Also, /trash/ tends to get clone threads from other boards all the time because of a specific autist or a rogue AI.
>>84278630I would surmise the specific autist made the thread
>>84278630>specific autist or a rogue AIThat sounds a bit too specific.
>>84279056Probably he's too specific.
>>842726505 toes?
>>84272650Genuinely the most terrifying animal to me. They don't kill you immediately like big cats do, they just rip you apart and hold you down while you're being eaten alive. Can't even scare em off most of the time
I saw a baby brown bear once and thought it was a dog. And then I heard the mom roar at me from about a half mile. Not that scary but very intimidating.
>>84272650Bears are chill, at least in my experience. I've experienced them being on my property multiple times before. One used to visit my pond in the very early mornings to bathe himself or drink. Even had some experiences where I sat across decently closely from a younger one and chilled for a while as the mother was around the corner somewhere. I'm sure it's not going to be all peaches and rainbows every time, but they've been alright in my book. Maybe a hippie mentality, but I do think animals pick up on your vibe and match it to a degree.
>>84279896hey moronhow many thumbs do you think bears haveThe answer is NONE. THEY HAVE 5 TOES.
>>84272650Bears are so cute. I want to hug them.
I had a dream last night about being mauled by a bear out of nowhere. I wonder if it's because I had seen this thread on the 'log.It was terrifying. It swiped at my face first, blinding and disabling me, then just played with my body.
>>84281960>they have 5 toesIs that a good thing?
>>84275332I am a total furfag and really love furfag paws, but real life shit nah man no thank you
>>84284415Post furfag paws
