ITT your ideal female partner
>>84283372East Asian with pale skin and flowing black hair. Preferably northern Chinese or Korean. Japanese women are funny looking given their genetic isolation and they do not like foreigners so I am better off with Koreans or northern Han Chinese
>>84283372>ITT your ideal female partnercatholic
>>84283372A woman that loves me for who I am.
I want the kind of woman who hates humanity as much as I do - the kind of woman I can laugh with as we stare outside the window at the dullards like cartoonish villains. I want someone as hopelessly misanthropic as me.I want a woman who is toxic to everyone else but me, whether that comes in the form of racism, sexism, xenophobia, ableism, ageism, or whatever -ism that requires.I want a woman who is versed in internet culture, because I can't be assed to talk to a woman about pop-culture. Have you done that recently? I worked in sales. I would rather blow my dick off right now than talk to a woman about ANY celebrities. I don't care if you're a virgin or whatever. You might think you can survive a conversation with a woman who wants to gossip about celebrity relationships but you fucking can't. Don't cope and tell me otherwise.Lastly, I want a woman who isn't greatly overweight. Fat is fine. Obese is not fine. I go to the gym regularly. I am NOT cleaning your fat folds. In other words, I want a fictional woman because a real woman with all these traits doesn't exist, and if they did exist, they wouldn't leave their house or be on dating apps.
>>84283372A kindhearted girl who'll share me with her besties.
>>84283372Bangmaid hucow (extra large)
>>84283436This lmaoNever happening though
>>84283372tig ol bitties, double-d's minimumjust enough to complement my own 7 incher
>>84283372As long as she's not deformed or obese then I don't care
>>84283456>hopelessly misanthropicThe issue is, I'm misanthropic because of how evil people are so I might as well hate myself if I act that way
If it's purely about physical features,100% fat black megaboob gf to put mixed babies in
Had a dream about her last night actually
>>84283600>Americans will call you a pedophile for finding petite women attractive grim
>>84283746I wish I was different but I'm just as shitty as everyone else. I want to die
you didnt say she had to be non fictional
>>84284190Nobody brought up pedos and that's not a petite woman that's literally just an average woman, you need to de-stress from online usage
>>84284080This is like an optical illusion, she doesn't look that fat until you enlarge the pic
>>84283372Strict requirements:>not fat>at least 4.5/10>pleasantWishes:>good at listening (I am very attentive, I don't want a brash gf)>as tall as possible>cute feet>large teeth>plays a sport or has a real hobby>wants kids soon, not later
>>84283372I'm gravitationally attracted to chronically online arthoes, androgynous whites, and tumblr lesbians. I'm not making it to true happiness unless I move to Seattle.>>84283456>because a real woman with all these traits doesn't exist, and if they did exist, they wouldn't leave their househop on valorant nigga, we have a mission to do.
>>84284215The average woman where I live is 500 pounds
>>84283372IDC as long as she fucks good
i have a varied taste in women but thick and breedable is a mustbeing taller and darker skinned is also a bonus for mepicrel is close to ideal for me as a 5'6, 60kg brown boy with a 5inch pecker
>>84284305You sound like you have the same curse I have. Unfortunately the women I like tend to be insane whores
>>84283372a thin white girl who is into a above average but below good looking brown indian guy
>>84284364insane is almost surely a pre-requisite for this type, but I'm not sure if even 'normal' women could qualify as sane anymore.
>>84283436>>84283436>>84283436this is all i need really
>>84284566based. Everything else is a bonus.
donate to her razor fund or something jeez
>>84283372She would be attractive if she shaved all of her body hair
>>84283372A sweetheart woman who hates the cabal, but loves humanity and the universe just as much as I do.
>>8428337216-17, hasn't had romantic interest in anyone before me, as attractive as me. That's about it.
>>84283372Goth gf, I'm a basic man with basic needs
>>84287080>loves sex>doesn't have it
why do men never want a strong woman
>>84287250Because that's a paradoxon you neanderthal
