Blackcels, how would you react if your black gf got you a glock for your birthday?
>>84284361>if i cant get a thugmaxxed man i will just make oneThe delusions that run through the modern foidmind desu
>>84284361No one asked but I'm White and I know how I would react to thatMarry her
>>84284361Once again, the steak falls on the vegan's plate.
>>84284361i feel like getting a girl who is willing to help transform you into your peak manly dominant successful self would be so good for me like its one of those things where the girl is submissive but she has to tell the guy to act dominant and what she wants to be done to her before the guy starts doing it but for every single facet in my life whether its sex, career or just how i act in general, like where im still the man of the relationship but she kinda guides me towards being a perfect and an objectively better version of me
>>84284411What does this mean in this context doe
>>84284361I would sell it and cheat on her. Lmao
>>84284361>"Ew why are you buying me something literally any normal heterosexual man would want and would consider the woman who gave the gift to be instant wife material"Hope she breaks up with that faggot
>>84284425the glock falls on the liberal gay man's platethe perfect girl falls on the faggot's platethe submissive wife falls on the cuck's plate
>>84284444>noooo I don't want a firearm>let's get some shoes~Unbelievably gay nigger
>>84284425If you think a girl who would buy you a gun because she thinks you'd be hotter with one isn't instant wife material then you're a fucking faggot, i'm sorry anon. The amount of women who are deathly afraid of firearms is staggering. Finding one who isn't is like finding a needle in a haystack, and this fucking pussy faggot is being all "ew why is she gifting me something literally any heterosexual guy would want" like fucking hell
>>84284455Right? Hope she cucks that faggot with an actual gun loving man
>clothes or shoes or something valuable>>84284396hey that's my ben k screencap from years ago
>>84284396>>84284444>>84284474thats a black chick who is used to thugs. no you don't want to marry her. stop being a cuck
>>84284361>kinda sassy>A MAN likes thatHell nah. This girl is gone from my life. Ignorant bitch. Its these types that influence you to stay poor and violent. Don't hang out with this crowd who don't want you to succeed.
>>84284491>no you don't want to marry her.i can handle hershe needs a real nigga like me
>>84284491I'm a nigga in a white man's body, she's getting the best of both worlds
>>84284502Anon, just say you're a faggot. We don't judge
>>84284361What a sissy nigglett I would have accepted the gift
>glock/r9k/iggers want an ar-15
>>84284491asking a race-mixing lefty white man to not be a cuck is frankly asking for too much, anon
>>84284595>leftyNah, just because you're a loser seething about miscegenation and the white race as you sit a virgin in your childhood bedroom and I express different preferences doesn't mean I'm a leftist or a cuck there, bud.
>all the faggots itt thinking its simply her buying him a gun>they dont realize shes trying to tell him to be a low impulse tyroneNo shes not wife material. You faggots need help
>>84284718The question mark at the end says differentEven registering it in his name
>>84284361This was a gay couple. or at least that was what the AI pulled to make this fake situation
>>84284718Wow you're overthinking this more than a woman. Why be scared of a gun, it's not gonna bite. If she wanted you to a tyrone she wouldn't buy a gun and legally transfer it to you.
>>84284863A gay man with a purse and keychain? They're gay not trans. I think you're bullshitting.
>>84284361I'd take it. I would like more self defense options but I'd have to go to the gun range and stuff.
>>84284718Honestly my first thought was she's setting him up as a fall guy how she said got to transfer the gun into his name.
>>84284361I'd propose right then and there, then teach her about real guns
>>84284361I'm the kinda white guy who will duck you right but can't own a gun because I'll have an episode and kill myself if there is one in the house. You my kween negress for this one tho frfr
>>84284718I know that anon, that's why I made the post about ar-15's. Who tf wants a gun that isn't overwhelming force, ideally a gun that just scares people instead of you having to shoot and get taken to court etc.
>>84284421holy shit you're pathetic
Some sad small dick niggas ittTrying so hard to prove you a real man.You a big man, aren't ya?Keep replying. I'm going outside.
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>>84284361>she thought he was a tyrone but he was really an urkelBrootal, imagine turning down a free gun tho what a retard
>>84284361>you just used to bum nggas>pretend like I'm ghetto and ratchetCan someone fluent in ebonics explain to me what he's trying to say in the last message? Man they should really classify ebonics as its own dialect soon.
>>84284361that nigga sweeter than a honeybunlord have mercy on his soul
Why do black women never get any blame for black gang violence? They're literally the cheerleaders of it.
>>84286671first off>african american vernacular english (AAVE)secondly, he is saying that she is used to "bum niggas" (black men who are unemployed, uneducated, basically live up to all the stereotypes) and that he has to pretend to be such a man in order to get along with her.
>>84286650im white but i go through the same shit, from appearance women expect abusechad who might be on meth but i'm actually extremely chill and just do my autism hobbies all the time without so much as an adderral
>>84284425everytime I read a stupid post like this I regret wasting time here
>>84284361Externally I would say thanks but internally I wouldn't like it cause the fuck am I gonna do with a gun? Shoot someone?
>>84284361I'm black and I can't have a gun because of my stupid ex. I should've youknowwhatted him when I had the chance
>>84284361>Louis Vuitton niggerpurse>Gun>nigger flip flopsquintessentially niggeresque. i can't believe I have to share air with these gruesome apes
They wouldn't be a 'cel if they had a gf though OP, you didn't think this through
>>84286807>african american vernacular english (AAVE)oh no no no. we're not doing the thing where jewish scientist ultrakikes give something a name / DSM V designation to soften the blow of its existence. they're speaking NIGGER and it is repulsive. AAVE lol, lmao even
>>84286807Ooooh, okay, I understand.>you just used to bum niggas where I'm from we don't have to carry that>>You are just used to bum niggas. Where I'm from we don't have to carry that.I thought he was saying that he grew up in a place where you resolved conflicts by bumming niggas instead of using a firearm.
>>84286873they are indeed speaking nigger and it is indeed repulsive, but, if that anon who thought it should be classified as a dialect wanted to look into it googling "NIGGER" is probably not likely to help meanwhile "AAVE" will have relevant information>>84286890correct, i see the confusion
>>84284361I'm a White gunfag and I'd love it if my hoodrat gf bought me a glock.
>>84286896Ebonics works just fine. "AAVE" is the sissified term for ebonics.
>>84284474Your gun is a big metal pacifier that will never be used on anyone of note.
That's hilarious, would just keep that and never use it or even open it as a reminder of her shit gifts. Top future blackmail that
>>84284361Not a blackcel and I wouldn't date a women with that typing style it screams skank but a Glock would be cool as fuck because guns fuck yeah I like trains and shit pew pew pew pow POP POP POP look at me badass and cool with my gun like leon kennedy
>>84287567Fuck off glowfaggot.
I like guns, I wish I had a gf who bought guns for me. Some guys have all the luck. I mean worst case scenario it becomes my new cargun or a couchgun. You can never have too many tucked away in different places.
>>84284361Some black people are weird I tell ya. No one said this nigga had to carry the shit around with him in his waistband.
>>84287651No, I'm just telling you the truth. Your gun doesn't make you more of a man than someone without one, it's just a tool, and any tool that has no intention of ever being used on people who are actually oppressing you is effectively just an irrelevant coping mechanism no different from a pair of cool new shoes.
>>84287718>YOU WON'T KILL ANYONE IMPORTANT, I DARE YOU, I BET YOU WON'T!!No one's falling for your bullshit, faggot. Go do something better with the taxpayers' money than jerking yourself off on /r9k/ with this faggot shit.
>>84284361>oh no my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicyFaggot deserves to be alone
lol so she made a straw purchase?
>HE RUNNIN AWAY FROM HEES BLACKNESS!
>>84287567Youre right and the other anon is buttmad because he knows he will never target anyone of value.
grateful. i don't own a glock. ty black gf. let's have sex
yeah op is a faggot and everything but a ghetto ass niggress who buys you a shitty nigger gun because she thinks you're not enough of a nigger for her is not some kind of pure dark-aryan queen you need to wife up instantly
/r9k/ userbase has gotten extremely trashy, imagine wanting a gun you must have a 1 inch microcock if you need that to feel like a big man, guns are for retards they only invite trouble
