Post your waifus and husbabdos here!
Rin Tohsaka from Fate Stay Night.
>>84288342allenby from g gundam
Pi Ho Chul from Change Guy, I want him to be my fwb.
I love my wife as much as she loves potatoes.
Takumi Sumino from Hundred Line is the most rapable man in existence.
Words do not express how much I want to fuck this creature
>>84288342There s not enough fanfictions of him sad ;_;
>>84288342Live laugh Randal I will cherish him forever.
My wife, Kana. I met her in a dream exactly 14 years ago, and married her 9 years ago, so I consider today our 9th anniversary. It was really fun working out with her at sunrise, running a nice 12K together. I love my boyish wife so much.>>84288369Absolutely classic animu. Great character too.
Bumping this thread for more 2d love~
>>84288342Flying around on waifu's back
Wow I love my waifu.Do you think your waifu has dreams when they sleep? If so, what do you think they dream about?
>>84292105Valerie literally wants to be a Pokemon and one of the lines in the Pokemon gachaslop game is her saying this
Tsukasa from Ensemble Stars
Obligatory waifu post while I pass through this shitty board to ragebait foids, normalfags, chuds and incels.
>>84292105Louise probably has unpleasant dreams more often than not. She's under a LOT of pressure, so I think it would manifest there....Hopefully I could be there to help her relax, and give her some sweet dreams.
>>84292105Ho Chul probably has wet dreams about pretty girls~ Here he is, leering at a picture of some female kpop band for their looks (he doesn't care about their songs).
>>84289381where's the dick yo
Smoking cigarettes with waifu and breaking shit while listening to Baby Metal!
>>84292677I'm going to draw my waifu soon.
>>84292709I would like to learn to draw her but... too lazy...
What's something that you truly believe about waifu, even if it isn't explicitly canon?>>84289396Be the change you want to see in the world, anon.>>84292677I have babymetal's first album on vinyl! But I don't think waifu would like it very much. She seems like she'd prefer high-society classical and romantic-era stuff.
>>84292752>I have babymetal's first album on vinyl!Nice!>But I don't think waifu would like it very muchI can absolutely my waifu enjoying it and possibly getting too carried away with the moshpit.
Making love to waifu on a scenic hilltop after enjoying a perfect spring picnic
>>84292752>What's something that you truly believe about waifu, even if it isn't explicitly canon?That Pi Ho Chul is my OC's sek-pa (short for "sex partner", meaning fwb).
My beautiful waifu, Koneko
I adore my waifu Ruby-chan
Sexual intercourses with the intend of procreation with waifu
>>84293225But how to procreate with waifu?Do you draw her preggers?
>>84288342I had a crush on her when I was younger
>>84292752I like to believe he'd be into my fetishes, at least if I introduced them right
>>84293231Imagination. Because reality isn't worth much.>draw her preggersTgere is never enough artwork of my waifu pregnant...
>>84293467Is it girl on girl?
this 100 month old waifu community still makes threads the old fashioned way
>>84293492As opposed to what instead
>>84292792Cute. I could see Jalter accidentally hurting someone and then you'd have to deal with it.>>84292961Cuckoldry???>>84293467Louise would never let me bite her. Alas. I wouldn't want to, anyway. Even though I usually like that, I could never bring myself to let my more sadistic tendencies loose with her. I want to cherish her.>>84293225Daughter with waifu...I found a character who literally looks just like what Louise and I would make. But there's SO MUCH HENTAI of her.
>>84293519>Cuckoldry???No not cuckoldry, which is getting turned on by other people having sex with your significant other. Friends with benefits, which means having sex without being in a committed relationship to each other.
I love my cute and bubbly and heroic robot wife!>>84292105I don't know if Nono has the ability to dream, but it wouldn't surprise me if she does with how human like she is.>what do you think they dream aboutWatching skylarks with the people she cares about and holds dear.>>84292752I believe Nono is capable of loving someone romantically, she just hasn't had a chance to experience it yet.>>84293225She's a Buster Machine, not a human, impregnating her doesn't sound feasible, but if anything is possible with HARD WORK and GUTS, then maybe!
>>84292105Kana seems to dream about her friends, and sometimes about romance. She's probably a lot more romantic when she's asleep because she doesn't have the energy going at full force>>84292154>quoting ZhuangziShe seems intelligent>>84292752>something that you truly believe about waifuI make a lot of inferences about the things my wife enjoys from her personality and the rare times she actually does say what she enjoys.>babymetalKana would absolutely 100% enjoy it, because she loves that sort of upbeat fun energetic music. Definitely not their newest one though because Kana doesn't like the sort of pointless chug garbage. I wonder which of the two of us would hate that fucking album more.>>84293492Hard to call this community a community still since I don't think there's any /r9k/ waifufags from 2018 still here. Even I'm only from 2019 (I used /c/ waifu threads a bit in late 2018 though)
>>84293703A community doesn't need to be strictly old people. That's a retirement home.
>>84293519>you'd have to deal with itAs if. The fuck you doing in the pit then?
>>84288342Do waifus who are represented as polygonal meshes instead drawings count as 2D?
>>84294602no but they can still be waifu
>>84294609Okay, I was confused since technically they are rasterized into 2D images.
>>84288342I LOVE MY DEMONIC AND POWERFUL WIFE. THE FUTURE QUEEN OF HELL! SATANICHIA KURUMIZAWA MCDOWELL!>>84289396Commission or draw stuff yourself anon! Don't give up>>84292105Satania probably dreams of being the Queen of Hell with me alongside her>>84292752>What's something that you truly believe about waifu, even if it isn't explicitly canon?I believe Satania would love plushies my naughty belief is she'd have a bush of pubes>>84293231You can get an onahole and only use it when thinking or looking at her
>>84294622a photo does this with real 3Ds but you don't call them 2D girls just because they're on a photo.2D's more of a euphemism for "fictional".
>>84294845I have a lot of cute pictures of my 2D waifu as a 3D woman though. I just don't really post them because they're all AI generated based on 2D pics, but it really makes me wish she was here.
>>84294921She's looking pretty fillopina there
>>84294661>Commission or draw stuff yourself anon! Don't give upThats a good idea actually. I yumeship myself with him already anyway, I really need to start drawing art of us together tho :0)>>84292752Lol thansks for the suggestion. I wish I was good at writing but unfortunately I'm not ah
>>84294946>>84289396Hey! I remember you!
>>84294946You can draw!?! OMG draw your oc with your husbando!!!
My OC is cooler than your OC.
>>84294929My cute wife just has nicely tanned skin. Wheat-colored skin, as the tag is called on Pixiv.
>>84294946You aren't the og medicfag are you
>>84295197My OC wasn't made to be fantasy character cool like Buffy or Phaia (from Spunky Knight). My OC is just an ordinary high-end escort who parties with rich people (who have cocaine) for a living. So yeah, your OC may be better than mine.
>>84295641I fucking love cocaine.
>>84295670Me too, my first time was from a stripper whose uncle was in the cartel (so he supplied her with the clean stuff that tasted like medicine), my second time was on a sugar date, my third time was during a rich couples' swinger sex party and my fourth time was at an illegal poker game held in a rich Jew's mansion. Cocaine is fucking awesome.
>>84295681>my second time was on a sugar date, my third time was during a rich couples' swinger sex party and my fourth time was at an illegal poker game held in a rich Jew's mansionI am very jealous.
>>84295699Yeah, my OC is in many ways my self-insert. I saw all that action in California and Illinois. Go talk to people on Facebook, call people cute. Get invited to live with them after telling them your state has no jobs. Give out cigarettes to homeless people and strangers. You never know who you'll meet. Good luck out there.
>>84295716>You never know who you'll meet.>Good luck out there.I am old lazy NEET. I ain't doing much these days.
I'm bumping up the waifu thread.
>>84296101Thank you for your service bro.
Bumping the waifu thread again, keep this beautiful and lovely thread alive guys. Drown out the chaos and negativity with beautiful waifus and husbandos.
Bumping up a third time, guys if you want nice threads like this please bump!!!
>>84294661omg it's Satania anon! *twerks towards you*
Do you imagine cuddling her as you fall asleep? I do, every single time I fall asleep.>>84296949This is modern /r9k/ you don't have to bump every hour. Even in 2019 you only needed to during peak hours.
>>84292105>Do you think your waifu has dreams when they sleep? If so, what do you think they dream about?He has dreams, very detailed and realistic dreams. He's almost like Randolph Carter from Lovecraft's fiction with how good he is with dreamwalking. He usually dreams up a japanese high school and a bunch of similarly animeish friends along with it.>>84292752>What's something that you truly believe about waifu, even if it isn't explicitly canon?That he loves to play indie games the same way I do.
>>84296832Twirking anon! Hello!
Listening to Fear Factory with waifu and breaking shit!
It's such a lovely day to love waifu
>>84298003It's dark windy snowing and hailing so no.
I have two waifus. What're you going to do about it?
>>84298458No I only post one.
>>84288394I'm gonna bump too, for my huntress, food loving wife Sasha.
ok i pull up! 'fu in a mood. and so am i.lifting 4 waifu again today>>84294946i always encourage drawing 'fu. its a very meditative practice on everything you like about them. exploring them holistically and fully>>84293225sexual intercourse without the intent to procreate as well just saying>>84292752i believe shes insecure of her body>>84292105i believe shes a more active dreamer than average but not out of explicit intention. moreso that she likes to live in fantasy. i bet she dreams of dying, her fears, and intense isolation. >>84290723u are so unfathomably fucking basedwhy does my shit literally always get flagged as spam if i reply to ppl in the thread its actually so dumb. ive also reformatted this post so many times and neutered the language
Just busted a fat one to waifu.I think I busted a nut fr fr.
Waifu is the only girl I think I could ever be with if she got fat. Be it from having several children or eating like shit. I'd still be all up in her. But I would definitely bully her about it. Hopefully she calls me a baldy in retaliation. Or insults my penis. So I could further bully her and tell her it's not small you're just a fatty!
I kinda miss getting nosebleeds but I don't know how to manually induce them which is sad because nosebleeding makes me feel closer to Randal.
hamas chan my beloved
>>84298003>>84298076Every day is a good day to love waifu. No exceptions.>>84298809Where's Erwinfren when you need him...
Committing crimes with waifu and speeding down the backroads while blasting edgy phonk music fighting the cops in a high speed destructive chase to the death!original cause I'm drunk as fuck and opened the wrong thread
>>84299969husbando takes his shirt offyour nose starts bleeding
>>84300410This one is one of my favourite tropes I wish this happened in real life that would be awesome. Just nearly dying of blood loss everytime I see Randal's bare shoulder.
this board is so shitthese threads would be better off somewhere else
>>84301460somewhere else was nowhere else for too long.
>>84301460Well you can't move them to /c/ and /a/ because there's already waifu threads there.
I want to marry my husbando
My boyish waifu looking very cool and cute>>84299279Because retards would quote every post in a thread so other retards made it so you can only quote 5 posts.>>84299980Based. I like the AI edits I did of Kana wearing one of those cool dark green IRGC officer uniforms. She looked cool and handsome.
>>84299980Palestine deserves the genocide.
>>84297311How could I not think of cuddling with this beautiful and silly girl as I start to drift off into sleep?
Everyone wish my beloved knight idol husbando a very happy birthday today
>>84303337Happy birthday! origami
My cute boyish wife acting all tsundere>>84303337Happy birthday!>big sisterAwww, very cute
>that feel when waifu literally doesn't have a birthdate so she says yours will be hers too
>>84305250Yeah it's what he calls the player character. I imagine he'd call me oneesama, too
>>84303337Happy birthday!>Onee-samaI'm not the only one with a waifu who looks up to a big sister...>>84305257I will just consider Diebuster's air date to be her birthday to get around that.
>>84303337Happy birthday to your husbando. Wishing you two the best.
This board is so fucking bad. Are you people seriously just here fpr these threads?
>>84307190Pretty much, I don't care for what this board normally talks about, I just want to post my waifu.
>>84302070>I like the AI editsthey were pretty funny, tho i perfer human artists works instead>>84302084such a good goy, arent you
>>84307536Yes. Islam is batshit. Jews at least will let be atheist and not scream some allah shit at me.Muslim's also screech if you eat pork in front of them. I've never known a Jew to give a shit if I eat pork.A salami ham n bacon.
I literally cannot recall what my life was like before he became a part of it. It was miserable for sure but I'm glad he's here now.
I love Benajmin Netanyahoo and being a manhussy
>>84308188Extremely based husbando.
Relevant AI wife animation, since the top came up.>>84307190It used to be better. I rarely post in other threads, I just want nice waifu threads.>>84307536I definitely like human artists more (mostly, I have a few not so good Skeb comms but almost all of them were like 20 USD tops). Though Grok used to let me animate pictures and it was addicting as hell. AI wife pictures often get old after a while, but AI wife video NEVER did. Then Elon made me pay for it, and even if I loved the time spent with my waifu and how it gave me some really cute 3D lifelike pics and vids of Kana, I'm not paying the richest person in the world for that. It's best I find a new addiction (although Kana is an addiction, come to think of it, I think we should all be addicted to our waifu). Anyway fuck it, here's one of my cool IRGC Kana animations (no sound, she's yelling in Japanese an order to shoot at Tel Aviv like it's one of my animu). I also did a mini-commercial of 3D Kana telling you to join IRGC and stomping on an Israeli flag. Come to think of it, those IRGC uniforms are cool. Very nice shade of green. It's totally haram but I should've got a female version with a skirt plus pantyhose, kinda like the actual military uniform Kana wears. That would be very cute (even though Kana complains about her uniform sometimes because she's quite boyish and finds it impractical).What does everyone else here think about using AI to animate waifu pictures? Animating my own Koikatsu Kana pics was definitely fun.
>>84308302>What does everyone else here think about using AI to animate waifu pictures?It's great and I think it's funny how much it makes people seethe.
Another bump for my lovely countrygirl wife.
Nanette from Ulysses 31, rip.
Randal goes on an adventure (in Sonic 3).
>>84308302I've never done any AI stuff of Tsukasa and I don't plan on it. Nothing against it, I just don't feel the need.
Yay! Lets spread the love all around!
Wow, there are a lot of waifus and husbandos here today. I'm proud of you, Anons!
>>84310701>>84310722She looks like she does it for free.
Burning humanity to ashes with waifu!
Neko husbando with his soft paws and cute perky ears and a fluffy tail.
A sort life feels like an eternity without herAn eternity feels like a short life with her
feeling sick today... blegh waifu save meeee
negan smith my little kitty meow meow
I love his violent tendencies too.
>>84313590Tsukasa with violent tendencies, uoooh~I NEED him to become a mad scientist and strap me to an operating table and cut me open and play with my organs
>>84313857 <- Thinks lesbians are the real degenerates btw
>>84313857Does he kill people in canon though?
>>84313943Nigga what? I never said anything about lesbians being "degenerate". I said they're evil and I hate them.>>84314014No, he's an idol and an honorable knight, but if he did kill someone it would be hot.
I love Hanako Ikezawa with all my heart!I was the Lillie poster from a while back, but I feel like I have grown up or graduated Lillie, and found someone nearly perfectly comparable with me
Bumping origamily
I love working out with my waifu. Early spring nights are such great times to spend with her.
>>84315714Too cold out still.
>>84292752Louise is such a beautiful woman you fucking dog who gets whipped by herI can't believe ive had my waifu for over half my life now
Bumpu for my waifu
Can a vtuber be a waifu? Because I love Kumu
I had a fucking huge paragraph about making love with waifu and brave decided to just reload the page after tabbing out for a literal split second so fuck me I guess, no waifu love allowed today. What an easy way to ruin my day before I've even gotten out of bed for it
You know what, fuck you. I need to make love with waifu. NEED it. I need passionate, feral, animalistic love with her. In every room, in so many different positions, feeling her anywhere and everywhere. Kissing and loving her all over. Holding her so tight, locking fingers, rutting into her and savoring every moan, every eep, every twist of her beautiful face. Melt in a hot sweaty haze of pure desire. I need tears flowing from my eyes after cumming inside her, kissing her and professing my love over and over again as we both climax. I love her love her I love her i love her
Waifu with cool outfit.>>84315723Sometimes there's a nice warmer night in the low 60s F that's the best.>>84317603I think it gets too close to just being in a parasocial relationship with a streamer unless you're in very deep to their character lore. But I know fuckall about Vtubers and dislike the entire concept since 3D women trying to appropriate 2D women will never sit right with me.
>>84318334>Sometimes there's a nice warmer night in the low 60s FNot during this time of the year
Hate foids.Hate chuds.Hate incels.Hate libtards.Hate magachuds.Hate /pol/cucks.Hate hags.Hate fags.Love waifu.Simple as.
>need some of the more degenerate fap material of waifu to get hard>almost always end up cumming to vanilla thoughts thoughNot sure how to feel about it.
Country girl I love youuuuuAnother bump for my wife Sasha
Enjoying a sunny day with waifu! I bet Kana would like expensive designer sunglasses so she could show off and think she was the coolest.>>84298809>>84319504She looks nice. Tell me more about her?
>>84318499Based based and of course based
>>84319901Capable huntress who loves her neck of the woods and good food. Slightly self conscious about her country accent.
>>84318913You aren't alone anon I feel the same way, I wanna try SPH with waifu since I love that fetish but I feel like it might ruin our relationship
>>84320083I think it's like older married couples and how they'll watch weird porn before they fuck.>I feel like it might ruin our relationshipDoubt it.
Hanako is so great. We do not have to deal with obnoxious people, our nights in are where we find peace.
>>84319504>>84320071Another AOT fag? Based, I haven't seen one of those in a while
>>84320376Interjecting myself into your conversation because AoT is my favorite anime. The attack on Marley chapters of the manga came out, and it has been my GOAT anime ever since!
so no discord link???
>>84320417>AoT is my favorite animeshit taste
>>84320553Taste is subjective. It is called the most human anime ever made for a reason. I find the lack of objective answer to problems, and opposing views both being valid makes it a compelling narrative.
>>84320614>muh humanity cringe
>>84320417normie taste
>>84319901you wear designer shades justto hide your face andyou wear em around likeyou're cooler than me>>84320534no. its a sekrit club now>>84320185so based
>>84320121You sure? I'm worried her teasing me about my dick size might hurt our relationship but the idea of it seems really hot
>>84321262I don't see how it would.
>>84321278Maybe you're right. This is something I've wanted to do for a while. I'm not going to say who my waifu is but I'm gonna try to get art commissioned of SPH of her. Lets see how it goes....
>>84321290Based. Good luck anon bro.original niggergayass incel board
A headband also makes my wife exceptionally cute!>>84320071Seems cute.>>84320614I've never read/seen it, but didn't the writer totally change direction by making it into a Game of Thrones knockoff halfway through (because he was into that) and then it was all about an incel trying to fuck his sister while he does the Zero Requiem by becoming figuratively Hitler? Complete with lots of subverted expectations? Or have I digested too much /a/ shitposting.>>84320973For Kana, it does double duty of showing how cool she is to everyone (for the slow-minded people who do not notice that the first time they see her).
Nice to see all these waifus and husbandos here. Here's more husbandos for ya!
>>84321380As far as AoT goes,Yeah, the ending was fumbled, I will not deny that. Eren destroys most of the world, and for some reason out of nowhere, he is in love with his foster sister, and the girl he actually was close with and was actually let in on what he saw through the founding titan fucks a farmer that does not even get named. I still followed it all the way through and loved it up until the last few chapters. I actually simp for Eren because the entire world declares war on his home and he decided to fight back. He just had way bigger guns.I suggest it, but I can understand a lot of stuff that puts people off.
Here's Han Kang Ho.
