>President has dick sucked by 12" old muck leech, loses 41 lbs and virginity.https://www.colorado.edu/today/2026/03/19/python-blood-could-hold-secret-healthy-weight-loss
>"This is a perfect example of nature-inspired biology"Don't anyone tell that journalist and researcher about all the many medications that are derived from natural sources, including ones from snake venom like the ACE inhibitors such as Lisinopril.
>>84290231>Don't anyone tell that journalistSensational claims are most often false or lack basis in reality of course. Looking aside that reporters and authors are typically not experts in the field. Once you specialize enough in any field, it does not matter which one you realize reports are always inaccurate and make critical mistakes like asserting self-evident contradictions and falsehoods. This is a simple result of "reducing" or "simplifying" the subject matter so a majority of people can "understand". In understanding 1% more they manage to make the 99% remainder false as well. Arguably more harm than good ... but again, looking aside that ...What I noted wasn't solely the reporters reporting reports per se, but the best method to ensure weight loss is: FUCKING EAT LESS.For every rare case where there is an actual problem with weight gain, 99% or more of cases are that these people are entirely healthy and just eating too much. Far more than needed to survive.
>>84290091Dude it's just calories in calories out.Stop eating a lot, start exercising and when you do eat EAT BETTER.Why is it so hard holy fuck
>>84291071>Dude it's just calories in calories out.It's also genetics. During the last glaciation cycle, humanity was divided into the continental shelves (temperate/semi-tropical band) and "garden" river deltas and sedimentary plains and hills. Those with higher resource availability do not gain body fat easily. They did not develop this trait because energy was readily available. Northern refuges such as green valleys between glaciers or ice sheets with cold winters were where small fractions of humanity developed the need to gorge itself and put on massive amounts of fat during periods of excess. For example when hunting animals for meats, caloric availability would skyrocket then return to zero for potentially months at a time.Fast weight gain and slow weight loss is lower-class, it's a genetic capability that was developed in response to frequent starvation and low fertility of the landscape during the last 115k or more glacial cycle.We're currently in the interglacial, sea level rose by >125 meters and the habitable land area of the earth dropped to 62.5% of the "garden" phase. We're currently awaiting the return of glaciation to allow this rich resource availability to occur once again. This however is made extremely unlikely by global warming and the burning of fossil fuels which has never happened before since human kind (sapiens) first appeared one million years ago once glacial cycles became longer and lower frequency. This reduced frequency allowed human pseudo-clades to form as part of the human syngameon, allowing for rapid evolution for the past 10 - 11 glaciation cycles. These cycles are chaotic and do not have a fixed frequency.I am one of the upper class humans who evolved in temperate coastal plains "the garden". It is almost impossible for me to gain weight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Glacial_PeriodThe graph presented is the inverse of ice coverage, but if you flip it around it may somewhat correspond to global ice surface area coverage.Basically this is a chaotic multiple feedback path non-linear oscillator with at least three primary driving inputs. This form of oscillation is known as a "chaos relaxation oscillator", which is similar to how reverse breakdown avalanche semiconductor regions oscillate to produce the classic "white noise" generator circuit.They are just as random as the stock market or other emergent "fractal" chaos examples.
>>84291625All that text just to say you're a retarded contrarian who can't eat more.
>>84291828It doesn't matter what I eat. I can eat steaks, ribs, cakes and endless sweets and I never gain any more weight than my natural 6'0 70kg body.Point is, I do not suffer from the genetic flaw of having been tortured by starvation like you fat fucks. My ancestors just like me always had massive amounts of food and riches available and never had to struggle or work hard. We're kings, you're not.
>>84292055You cope about God genetics on the incel board kek
>>84290231They never said there arent others you autistic retard
