Why don't you get yourself a boywife anon
>>84290689in the process of getting one but holy shit he is expensivehe buys these new skincare products every couple of weeks
>>84290689disgustingim not a fag
>>84290689this picrel made me straight, literally exorcised the gay outta me
>>84290689why does his face seem autistic? im not sure why the first thought my brain went to was "this nigga has autism"
>>84290689Gross what is that slop, and I'm not talking about what's on the plate
I will never find a wife :( I think I'd be too shy to have sex with a boy, or maybe I wouldn't, I'll never know
>>84290777youre right, my face is just like his and i think the same thing a lot. like i just look autistic even if im probably not unattractive or anything, its just an autism face. maybe its being bad at taking photos too.he looks really attractive to me though i think what they say about gay guys always having a boyfriend that looks just like them is true or im one of those people. ill probably end up with a bf that makes people think were faggy twins IRL
>>84290689i do not trust his cooking skills, i should make my own food rather than overpaying for some slop/mid stuff
i'm not gay.that's why
>>84290689I want to be the boywife of a fub
>>84290850>he BECOMES the boywife to a boywifewoah
>>84290689unfortunately all the cute boys like OP pic related are gayChad only or even worse into women
I have talked with some trannies, maybe it would be simpler edating a cute femboy, I have only seen gooner ones though not for giving cute good night messages
why do these chopped cheese troons always have the same haircut
>>84291782it looks like it smellz of wet dogwould still pull on it doe
>>84290689Do "femboys" and MtFs simply not know how to make their hair not look like shit? All of them have hair like that.
>>84290689cause im not a faggotalso considering my body stats id be the one if anything
>>84291851brushing your hair is a lost art apparently
>>84291920>considering my body stats id be the one if anythingwhat did he mean by this hmmm
>>84291955im considerably thinner than the guy in ops picrel and my hs friends would often tell me to dress up or wanting to have me as their maidstill straight though
>>84290689Can't imagine being more pathetic than a man trying to look more like a woman to attract another man.
>>84292013grim but kinda hothere's hoping you meet a bisexual chad and he forcefems you
>>84292080it's also a fake story tho so
>>84290689What if I want to be the boywifeFor a woman?
>>84293706too bad you can't do that
>>84290689Because that's gay gay gay homosexual gay! :3
>>84293706>For a woman?lmao no women don't want that. they want twink Chad who's a bit fruity and will wear a skirt when he fucks her
>>84290689Let's see why>Gays fuck even more than any modern day woman>HIV numbers are extremely rampant and hideous right now, and that's not counting the other STDs just casually spreading like wildfire in California>Men, as they age, will get more masculine unless their organs are fucked, yet even so, rendering them ugly when they're 50 anyway>Hormones only accelerate the process of aging and eventual death>Shit on your cock is worse to clean off than any stinky vaginal fluids, and to think otherwise means you've gone too deep into Hell>When held at gunpoint asking who's more useful if you need to age well into the older years, you can at least trust a woman to clean her own place up and leave you, whereas a femboy is a mentally stunted male who has the survivability of a Chihuahua>A femboy has as much investment potential in life as a modern day woman, except at least a woman can get jobs much easier vs a twink that put makeup on>If you're ever in a situation where you will marry someone, the courts highly favor a woman, especially one from a decently regarded bloodline, whereas any male that's resorted to hormones and dresses is always the disowned failure of the family, and that rarely translates to a successful life>Femboy career aspects lean towards software, which AI is murdering them in, whereas women excel in office roles and planning shit, and sometimes deal with physical labor to get somewhere>Femboys require too much routine to remain femme, whereas women do it naturally, even though they use half as much chemicals as a femboy>Women also fit better in their own clothesThat's just a few.
>>84290689100 white men vs washing their hair
>>84293794his hair is wet because he just washed it, retard
>>84293802He's holding a fucking plate of spaghetti, and it's half fluffed up and half greasier than the shits my sister takes.Nigga's unkempt, stinky, and secretly gross, like his asshole.
>>84293820troons just don't understand what hairbrushes are for but he's clearly just out of the shower, you retarded ape
>>84293802>bone dry hair>no trace of conditioning>no detangling>no maintenance >no trimming>no stylingNot surprising white men have no concept of haircare. Stick to your 36-in-1 shampoo
>>84293884his hair is literally wet. you're blind and retarded and should probably kys
>>84290689wtf happened to so many Zoomers and Millennials that they turned into their mother? Fuck this timeline man. It's either everybody is a faggot or they're some napoleon complex tiny tyrant piss ant that complains about everything constantly. I wish I lived in a time where men were more normal so I could find people I don't despise. Even in every normalfag scene it's the same bullshit just faggotry or chimp out bitching behavior. It wouldn't be as bad if women weren't insufferable lunatic whores incapable of acting human anymore either. Can't have real friends or girls. The options are suffering unhinged garbage or suffer alone.
>>84290689The way male hands and feet look just disgusts me
>>84290689Don't know where to find one. Also willing to be the boiwife
>>84294120you can't both be the boiwife...
>>84290689would love onehowever, aging is a bitch, and id be scared of my twink becoming old and just turning into a skinny guy
>>84293113i fucking wish it was kek
