I would never respect a woman. How could I respect someone who can't do something as simple as pee standing up?
>>84297797You don't, dicklessness is a curse for us to laugh at x)
>>84297804I am very envious of this
>>84298672What makes you envious of being able to be sexually assertive, penetrate and impregnate people instead of only being able to get fucked?
>>84297804I don't understand shat this emotion this is supposed to invoke and why?
>can't piss standing up as a womanskill issue>>84298686>can't be sexually assertive and penetrate people or dominate them with a vagskill issue>can't impregnate peoplethis one does suck. i want to get a beej from my beautiful wife whom i can knock up, not have to give a blow jay and act as an incubator for my spawn. tfw can't spread genes without growing it myself. actual female inferiority moment
>>84298686Seeing people stick dick in stuff seems very pleasurable. I just wonder what it's like.I want to stick a dick places. Also getting cummies at the end seems so fun.
>>84298694>>can't be sexually assertive and penetrate people or dominate them with a vag>skill issueYou think you can penetrate people or dominate them with a vagina? You're delusional. A vagina is nothing more than a floppy, useless hole that exists solely for the purpose of being filled.
>>84298709Insert a finger in your wet mouth and slide it in and out, now imagine it being bigger, same feelings as your clit, and between your legs.
>>84298717That sounds so awesome!I want a big clit to slide in your mouth
>>84298720yet, you're dickless and your smooth crotch is totally impotent
>>84298711>unaware you can penetrate orifices with things other than crotchbloomswhat vaginas are you fucking that are floppy? the fuck? you got the easter bunny hopping around between your bitch's thighs? her pussy lips bend back like bunny ears?
>>84298730and that's why Im envious :(
>>84298709Given the chance I would let you play with my dick. Even hold it while i pee
>>84298730>smoothinfibulated cunts ONLY itt
>>84298735Yes smooth crotch, fingers can get in holes, but the things is, everyone has them. Meanwhile, I don't see much between your legs, except a simple mound and a hole. Try to intimidate me with that thing, let's see if it works.
>>84298738!!!I never got to hold a dick while it's peeing!I don't know if I could aim. Is it hard to aim?How do you keep the dick in the underwear?Does it get uncomfortable?
>>84298748>give me fetish fuelnty, i will peg you though if that's what you really want. you're right, everyone has fingers! >he forgot that hyena clit?
>>84298756I generally pee in places, outdoors, where aiming isn't an issue, but yeah its easy. You learn it very youngUnderwear/boxers actually feel nice. They are soft and feels good to rub my penis with them on
>>84298766pegging? You mean you NEED a prosthetic penis to be able to fuck me? And how is it fucking supposed to show me that the nothing you have down-there has any kind of potency?Your cunt is so great you need to get a penis to do anything to me?Same for the hyena having a fucking pseudo-penis?Is that the power of your crotch?
>>84298773>They are soft and feels good to rub my penis with them onThat's really hot.How big is it?
>>84298802Wait this is getting too real, I'm shyHow are you so confident to send someone your dick pics?
>>84298782i think you've hallucinated that i am advocating some sort of pussy power in your mind instead of just saying it's perfectly possible to piss upright and fuck a man's hole, or encompass his cock with my vag. i also conceded that it sucks not to be able to be blown or impregnate a wife and you skipped straight over that for some reason.
>>84298818>How are you so confident to send someone your dick pics?exhibitionist webbed site
>>84298818I'm scared right now, but it's a piece of my body, not my face. So sending it is no harm to me
>>84298819>it's perfectly possible to fuck a man's holefucking how?> i also conceded that it sucks not to be able to be blown or impregnate a wife and you skipped straight over that for some reason.You're right, I'm just too into it, it went over my head lol :P
>>84298818Just know that if he ever rapes you, your dickless crotch will not be able to rape him back for vengeance.How unfair it is that the most vulnerable to rape, are also the most ill-equipped for it :'(
>>84298838I wouldn't rape anyone ever, not even my own rapist.It's sad I can't have a sword fight with him tho.If I had a dick, mine would totally be bigger than his
>>84298837No. People don't ask. I mean, you can just google "penis" and see penises the same way a man can about boobsYou seemed interested in holding my penis while I pee. Are you still interested?
>>84298832have you never fucked your own hole my man?
>>84298857with a lot of preparation and fiddling yes, why?
>>84298959Fear is a normal thing to feel. Overcoming is a good thingI will be disappointed if you don't message me and all my frar will have been for nothing
>>84298959Be careful! He's going to bend over ass up and dare you to fuck him. And course, being dickless you're not going to be able to do more than bumping on his butt, then he's going to burst out laughing! Will you survive this humiliation, dickless?(lol, I posted this on the wrong thread XD )
All my fear for nothing. And now I am now also disappointed in myself
>>84299035AND you're dickless
>>84299035Don't be disappointed in yourself, anon
