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Pete Davidson is on record saying his dick is average and that he was mad his ex started that rumor because now everyone is going to be disappointed.

Big dick is nice but you incels overhype it to oblivion. They would pick Davidson over a big dicked Chud forever. The woman he dated could have any guy on Earth and they pick the cute BPD lanklet with a medium cock every time
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>>84302163
this guy is ridiculously ugly and i hate him in movies
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>>84302172
Every woman disagrees
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He scared me and I was scared
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>>84302163
>Big dick is nice but you incels overhype it to oblivion. They would pick Davidson over a big dicked Chud forever.
First off, "incel" is a misandrist term we need to stop using

Second of all, a big dick conquers women if you know how to use it. You'd know this if you had one
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>>84302176
no he's right. he's an ugly fuck and you're lying by saying that. most women don't find him attractive
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>>84302176
Women will hype up ugly men if they're rich and famous and have status. Look at current day Julian Casablancas. Man looks like a worm and is a total cringelord but he's also a huge rockstar so every video comment section is flooded with women calling him the hottest man on earth.
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>>84302163
They don't all sleep with him primarily because of his actual physical attributes, although he does well by multiple metrics. They do it because he's famous and rich, and because many other beautiful and famous women have been very vocal about having dated him or having had sex with him (preselection).
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>>84302566
This - also, as far as dick size goes, I have a pretty big dick, like in the top .5% statistically, and most women honestly don't say anything about it. Most of the time they'll just say you have "good dick" or gasp a little the first time you pull it out and leave it at that. It's too much for some, and that sucks when that happens. It's not a "good" too much, it's an "I actively feel unable to please this woman because my dick is hurting her" too much. It's always a toss up if it's gonna be one or the other when I sleep with a girl. I've only had two talk about my size directly, one was a pretty slutty fwb who regularly fawned over the fact that I was one of the only men she's slept with who had both length and girth, and one was my ex who just happened to shyly be like "you know, I'm definitely a size queen" one of the first times we had sex. Both were nice and a big ego boost but other than that, women honestly seem pretty indifferent to it or at the very least are too embarrassed to react to it in straightforward ways. You'll get a reaction during sex sometimes but it's no different than any other "good sex" reaction. Most women go just as crazy for good oral, for instance. It's definitely not what most guys imagine, like women losing their minds over it or acting more animalistic or whatever. If you're average you're really not missing out on much and I think guys like to make shit up online to make other guys feel bad or boost their own egos. Most "big dick" stories you see online are probably a LARP ngl. I also think certain women overblow it too because they just like to make men feel bad and get off at feeling higher status by rejecting/demeaning a class of men who have traits they have no control over. Don't believe the hype.
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His comedy special was probably the worst I've ever seen, like tragically embarrassing and amateurish, that said I can see the sex appeal just coming from an objective viewpoint, 6'2", slim, dumbass dad was a firefighter who died in 9/11 naturally makes normie foid ginies tingle, also the whole rich and famous thing goes without saying
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>>84302163
I lost my virginity based a rumor my dick was huge. Not sure how I feel about it desu.
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>>84302163
>Pete Davidson is on record saying his dick is average and that he was mad his ex started that rumor because now everyone is going to be disappointed.
Well they all got with him. Whos telling the truth?
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>>84302163
He's Jewish and I have never liked him
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This is a psyop so that the definition of average in the pop culture lens is 8.5 inches to further demoralise men.
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>>84302613
You should share this story with the guys who want to kill themselves over being small. There's no nuance when the porn addicted freaks are posting here.
I think obviously the best size is significantly above average but even then the response isn't porno reactions and it isn't going to seal the deal if you don't know how to have sex well

>>84302200
>a big dick conquers women if you know how to use it. You'd know this if you had one
A small dick does the same. Being good at sex is the point
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I like my boyfriend's average dick, a big dick seems like it would just hurt.
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>>84303419
I think there's a sweet spot for every vagina but the ideal size for most is above average
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>>84303386
>A small dick does the same
No, not really...
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i'm 8"x5.25" and suicidal daily because it looks and feels too thin for the length. i will never have sex.
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>the Pete big dick psyop that you wouldn't even know existed unless it was posted here every other month
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>>84302163
I sure wonder why this guy gets pussy
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>>84302200
>a big dick conquers women if you know how to use it
This. A big dick will have her paying YOUR rent, buy YOU gas and taking YOU out. If there's one thing women love more than rich men who spoil them, it's hot guys who can fuck them. Because the rich old fart who can't get it up gets cheated on, but the big dick poor chad is living off his smash piece's expenses.

Btw, every guy a girl is with has a big dick, unless they have a messy breakup, then she faked it. If a girl is looking at you like picrel, you either have a big dick, or she's so into you she thinks you do. Or maybe Arianna has a very small cunt. It's happened. The vagina will eventually adapt to enjoy whatever dick it's taking regularly, but they do have default sizes, and some women are smaller by default

Not that any of this matters. When it comes to sex it's very much a case of the rich get richer. Sex havers get more sex because people keep bragging about it. If you ever get a gf, fuck her as good as you can so she gossips about it to her dumb friends, put it on social media, especially instagram. Let your reputation pull for you
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>>84303386
Yeah I really wish more dudes knew the truth. Most of the time I see a guy posting an OTT big dick story I assume they're addicted to pornography, yup. I don't understand the mechanics of it at all but there seem to be more and more guys these days who are borderline fetishistically obsessed with other men's penises, just in "straight" contexts. They're not that different from the "blacked" or "bbc" posters. It's just pornsickness but it leads to actual mental health problems in other men.
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>>84302176
He's average as fuck looking and is covered in tattoos. Women think that makes him a "bad boy" and will let him steal money from their purse or just straight up beat her ass



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