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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:20:35 No.84311646
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Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:20:35 No.84311646
>Be me
>Go to gym
>See girl I asked out 5 months ago who gave me a "I can't" response despite seemingly being into me
>Get home
>Want to kms
>Mid 20s and never had a yes from a girl
>Literally what is the fucking point
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:22:10 No.84311657
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:22:10 No.84311657
>>84311646
k i'm f/23 ask me out
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:23:15 No.84311664
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:23:15 No.84311664
>Be me
>Go to gym
>don't see anything except the weights
>lift until I'm in too much pain to keep moving
>completely soaked in sweat and cum (I ejaculate when I lift hard)
>roll and slide back home on my lubrication
>get on 4chan
>see some retard talking about gym girls
>write this
Focus on the gym when you're at the gym retard
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:23:37 No.84311668
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:23:37 No.84311668
>>84311657
What are you out of 10? I'm a 6.
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:25:27 No.84311679
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:25:27 No.84311679
>>84311664
Fast forward you're a 40 year old virgin. What now?
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:27:22 No.84311686
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:27:22 No.84311686
>>84311679
Bench pressing feels better than any orgasm ever could
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:30:54 No.84311698
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:30:54 No.84311698
>>84311686
Cope legend
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:31:13 No.84311700
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:31:13 No.84311700
>>84311668
idk. i'm a ginger? not skinny, not curvy. 5'6. maybe like a 6 or 7
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:32:30 No.84311714
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:32:30 No.84311714
>>84311664
based. want to pick up sluts then go to some club (this also goes for r9k, this isnt a dating board)
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:33:07 No.84311716
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:33:07 No.84311716
>>84311698
Over 265 pounds, every rep I do forces cum out of my dick. Chest day drains my balls for a week. You've never been as cumdrained as me.
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:35:43 No.84311725
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:35:43 No.84311725
>>84311700
That's my type. What country?
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:42:12 No.84311780
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:42:12 No.84311780
>>84311725
eu but not ireland. ur supposed to ask me out remember
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:45:12 No.84311795
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:45:12 No.84311795
>>84311780
Fuck that dweeb, want to get your pussy split in half by my monster cock ginger slut?
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)13:46:37 No.84311804
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:46:37 No.84311804
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>>84311657
Woah! Wanna go out with me???
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:02:20 No.84311923
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:02:20 No.84311923
>>84311795
That's not how you ask out a woman retard
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:05:44 No.84311950
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:05:44 No.84311950
>>84311923
I'm not asking her out I'm asking her for fuck
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:08:04 No.84311968
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:08:04 No.84311968
>>84311923
Because (you) clearly know how to ask them out
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:12:48 No.84311997
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:12:48 No.84311997
>>84311804
no that was cringe
>>84311795
>monster cock
lol is it bigger than my pinky
>>84311923
teach them how
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:13:50 No.84312009
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:13:50 No.84312009
>>84311997
>lol is it bigger than my pinky
Bigger than your pinky by at LEAST 25% now bend over and spread those flaps daddy's bouta bust
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:15:22 No.84312018
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:15:22 No.84312018
>>84311646
>Be me
>Go to gym
>See girl I asked out 5 months ago who gave me a "I can't" response despite seemingly being into me
>"Hey, how's it going?"
A)
>she ignores me
>keep doing what I was doing and ignore her too
B)
>she awkwardly replies
>try to start a conversation about the gym showing I didn't care being rejected

Sorry bud, you are the problem
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:16:17 No.84312024
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:16:17 No.84312024
This nigga goes to the gym to think about women instead of getting fucking ripped
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:16:22 No.84312025
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:16:22 No.84312025
>>84311950
>>84311968
Muh all women are whores blah blah. That method only works on an actual whore and if you're a 10/10.
>>84311997
Nah can't teach a retard
>>
Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)14:46:16 No.84312208
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:46:16 No.84312208
>>84312018
Ok, so I just jestermaxx for a girl who didn't enthusiastically say yes to a date? Le trying to win her over meme?
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