Birst :DDDD

I hear police cars outside and have a sudden urge to play Grand Theft Auto V despite lacking both PCs and video game consoles for over six years and me finding GTA Online kinda boring

Leave my family alone, or I swear to God I'm going to go a random person's family home and harass them. That'll show you how you'd feel if you'd been harassing my family with indiscriminate letters of your private parts. Go on, you show my family yours and I'll show this family mine, through their windows while they're sleeping at night, mmm yeah, but if they don't see me it just means I'll have to break up my schedule to keep them on their toes as the outline of my penis in the moonlight is reflected back on their face.
You might call that moons over my hammy, but for me, that's a $6 frank with two cherry tomatoes as a side, and if you think that's wrong, maybe you should take up farming because I've heard you're a real cherry picker, not to mention you can't even till the soil or feed the ducks.
You think you're being clever, you think you're funny, but I'll have you know I've got you right where I want you, you're simply circling the drain to my gravitational pull of the phantom rings of my typist's fedora top, so maybe you should make like carrot top, and get back to the farm ming

>>84314042
>lacking both PCs and video game consoles for over six years
What happened that you are this poor?

>tfw has your entire life ruined because some redheaded cunt told people to follow you around

Almost caught you by the tip of your red headed cunt hairs, oy, maybe if you weren't such a cunt herring, there wouldn't be such a fishy smell in the area, however as she is pretty cheap per pound, it makes a lot of sense

Go tell it to CaptainCreamPie OHNUCK

>>84314218
Yeah yeah we get it, Chuck rhymes with fuck and suck

>>84314237
These guys, on either side of me? They're asleep.

it's important we keep this a safe space for schizoposting and melties <3 conservation is vital in these trying times

>>84314258
Big Pussy? More like big cunt

>>84314276
I'll do my part. You do your's!

>>84314276
It's important that you, a shut up
And not only that but a, be quiet
>>84314288
That was hilarious, did you write that down on the back of your hand to remember it later since your ego was so shattered by my verbosity and minute colonic inertia that manifests itself as a pox upon your box? Or as your mom might say, that moldy rug burn, and I would know, since I shagged her

>>84314295
you always put an apostrophe in 'yours'. it's one of those little things, like your use of 'alot'

>>84314336
Keep talking sexy like that, and I'm going to put my comma in your colon, ungh stop you're giving me a semi

>>84314323
*stabbing you, a with a screwdriver*

>>84314323
No, I simply heard it from yours as I was shagging her!

>>84314336
I'm sure that's not the only identifiable trait(s) I have. Not really trying to obfuscate or anything. I have plenty of those in my file on you too. I catch them vocally when I speak too. I mean that's correct right? Since it's possessive? Or am I retarded?

>>84314350
Please stop I think I'm having a schizophrenic meltdown

>>84314353
Ooh, you wouldn't have repeated shag if you caught the rug joke I made, so allow me to rub it in with some rug it in, to make you more rugged to receiving the back end of my jokes, as you are typically used to, receiving it in the back end, kinda like your fat ugly momma

Wait a minute, this isn't anon's whorehouse, it's anon's whore-house. Simple mistake, one's a whore, and one's a house