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>and let it be that some people shall be able to drink milk without a problem and others will shit their brains out
>this is the work of my intelligent design
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>he can't think beyond first-order effects
>everything is therefore a first-order effect to him
>"why do farmers exist when you can just buy food at the store"
>he'll literally never get it or accept it even if you explain it to him, simply because he doesn't like you and if it comes from your mouth it means it must be wrong
Pain
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>>84314311
Some people are better than others, deal with it (yes, I'm better than you because I can drink whole milk. I am a high T male, unlike you... sissy)
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>>84314311

The Devil masquerades as God.
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>>84314311
Why do I get ingrown toenails every month when I rarely wear shoes?
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>>84314354
thank you brave manul poster
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>>84314311
God just did this so we could tell apart nonwhites from whites easier. Nonwhites that pass as white but can't drink milk are easily identified.
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>>84314311
if you can't drink milk
god didn't make you
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>another r/wojakjitasissy self reports as brown
Don't shoot up your school, lil skibidi.
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>>84314587
>>84314771
>>84314995
>aw yes, white people, my truest followers
>better make them a global minority on earth and make the majority violent and retarded brown people who won't listen to my will
>btw the browns will invade the whites' countries
>trust the plan
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>>84315065
Not God's job to save us. But you you will only know if you read the Bible
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>>84314351
>thinks jargon makes him sound smart
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But everyone can drink milk
people just have different levels of lactase persistence
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>>84315162
>why do farmers exist when you can just buy food from the store
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>>84315187
>Deliberately and obtusely chooses the one part of the comment I'm clearly not referring to
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>>84315197
Genuinely curious now then.

What was said that you think is too obscure, contrived or difficult beyond the access of common native/fluent English?
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>>84315197
anon you might be retarded
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>>84314351
>Master Yahweh of Yisrael has super-secret plans he won't tell anyone, but don't worry I know he loves me
>He gave you those cows and their magical milk
Didn't we domesticate oxen over thousands of years?
>that's what big history wants you to think, it was actually a Hebrew war spirit that made cows friendly and milky
But domestication of animals is from the neolithic era, it predates Mesopotamian mythology by 5000+ years
>Those are devil tricks, Yahweh of Yisrael is eternal and made everything because a book I was forced to worship said so
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>>84315113
you sound more and more like an abused housewife every day
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Moksheh my speedometer doesn't taxpayers But I would be curious if it read a passing milk drinker, it is called Eastern Orthodox Christianity
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>>84315284
You are underaged and angry
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>>84315241
Obviously the superfluous use of the term "first-order effect" to construct your vapid strawman argument
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>>84315254
You might be severely projecting but it's fine I wouldn't expect someone of your mental caliber to understand glaring redundancies
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How can things be so perfect yet so chaotic?
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JUST. ONE. MORE. BEETLE. SPECIES.
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>>84316909
This god thing creates pedophiles, knows that they will rape children, creates the timeline of events leading up the child rape and the child rape itself, the god thing lets the child rape happen, allows it and watches it and makes it happen. Yep. Sounds all good to me folks.
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>>84317343
Gad dang nabit! Jeeessssuuuuuss!!!! I frigged it up again!, I'm gosh. Just one fricken leg off!! Wrong shade of brow eh heh kek, *adjusts collar, cracks neck* I was aiming for a lil sum mmm "On, 'par" with #654321.
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>listen ok just read your bible and pray to me and be kind to others and I WILL REWARD YOU. is that so much to ask you selfish little fuck???
>why did i kill all those children in that christian camp last year then? stop asking questions!
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>>84314311
>I did everything okay? All alone, it's all under my copyright, you HAVE to believe me.
>NO I WON'T put a watermark to prove I did everything

Why doesn't god put a "Made by God" watermark on my vision so I just know he did everything and not all the other ""impostors""
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>>84315113
>god loves you
>but he will force you to live around browns and negros and have your society replaced by them
>and it can only be assumed that the great replacement is part of god's great plan and if not then that means god voluntarily allows satan to replace whites with pooskins and chooses not to do anything
>tfw god hates the white race
is god the ultimate libtard?
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>>84317360
Weird that all politicians are child rapists who swear in on a Christian Bible. Lmao
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>>84317360
>the god thing lets the child rape happen, allows it and watches it and makes it happen.
Does this count as production of child pornography, considering it is in God's power to rewatch it?
Can God be arrested for that?
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>>84317805
God should be arrested
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>>84315284
pfft lmao best description of religious people I've ever heard. You goofy clowns and your fairytale mental gymnastics crack me up. Just admit life is brutal and unfair and get on with your faggot life already.
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>>84317735
Humans did all that shit
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>>84318416
woah didn't know humans invented brown people
good to know
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>>84318416
Aye nigga!!!!!! God knows shit will happen!!! In fact, he makes it happen!!!! Because he is da powerful guy!!!!!!! "God has da plan 4 U!!!!!!"""" ?????? What dis mean if da free will die?!?!?!?!???!?!?????? Plan mean none of da Free willz. Hrrmmmmmmmmmm. DARNIT!! God's plan for da child to be rape by brown nigger!!!!!!!! Aha!
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>>84318433
>>84318436
Don't eat the apple next time kids
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>>84318436
This but unironically
God could've prevented people like Albert Fish from existing and causing unimaginable suffering but chose not to
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Why did got create white ppl to molest their own kids while simultaneously saying minorities are the bad ppl. Lmao
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>>84315065
>>84317735
>whites become more atheist
>religious nonwhites begin to dominate
Really makes you think.
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>>84318542
In fact. He made it happen for some unknown reason. He knew he would do all of that because he made it happen. By their logic, he could go to heaven if he repented a day before he died, but some sweet old man on north sentinel island couldn't. If you throw a glass as hard as you can at a brick wall you know itll break.
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>>84318542
>>84318614
No, you are eating the apple. Stop eating the apple and your life will improve
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>>84316909
That's a phrase, not a term, since you want to be pedantic. And I don't believe anyone is arguing with or debating you? You're just having a fantasy here. Would you rather talk about proximal and distal causes? At least "first-order effect" is unthinkingly intuitive.
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>>84318853
I just realized that because it was around 11pm in India as of the time of writing, everyone ITT is probably asleep
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>>84318630
APPPOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS APPPOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS (stop not believing in my retarted cult)
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One race came from the line of Adam. Another from the serpent. Some are cursed, like those from Ham. The rest are just mudraces, not divine like the children of Adam, not evil like those of the serpent's seed, not cursed like those from ham. They're just another kind of animal.
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>>84314311
god isn't benevolent and created the simulation we currently live in. there's no purpose to anything and we will never know how the universe/god came to be.
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>>84319568
The myth of Adam and Eve would imply you're the result of 6,000 years worth of incest
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>>84319568
Why didn't god just reload a previous save before eve eating the apple? Is he retarded?
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>>84320220
God knew they would eat the apple. He let it happen. He made it happen. Da apoo cuh da apoo.......
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>>84319418
You just took another bite kid
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god is my goat he gave me big penis and helped me refinance my house
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>>84314311
Atheists midwits can't figure out how to tolerate lactose. LMFAO
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Why did god curse me by being born brown
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>>84320902
You just need to worry about having a white soul
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>>84314367
You got it wrong. God masquerades as The Devil.
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>>84314311
>and let it be that each mammal shall have a series of bacteria in their intestinal tract that breaks down food into poo
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>>84322306
>and let it be that there is a group of this species, brown in colour, that enjoys their feces so much they bathe in it and worship its smell and texture
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>and let it be brown, and it was brown.
>and let it eat poop, and it ate poop
>and let it worship no other except me and its poop, and it obeyed.



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