>This is how women actually thinkHow manipulative
>7 years and he never let me have his favorite recipe from his mom no matter how many times i askedwas he fucking his mom bros
>>84315647That is how 2D women think actuallyBut alas, we are stuck in the 3D realm with the 3DPDs
>>84315658when i was in middleschool i made up a personality quiz and gave it to everyone in my class and all my teachers and graded all of them, and one question in it was what your favorite baked good is, and i did this exclusively to get hat info out of a boy i liked, and he said he liked scones. i made him scones. he said he didnt like scones. genuinely almost killed myself over that
>>84315667Chad preferred Stacy's scones, get rekt lol
>>84315667did you make them dry and crumbly or moist and a little sweet?
>>84315678i practiced making scones for three months before i gave him any. i make perfect scones. outside is flaky and buttery. inside is a little chewier and denser. its all lightly sweet with a sweet and tangy orange icing.but it didnt matter, he didnt try one.
>>84315686... why did you spend three months in between the quiz and making him the scones? he probably didn't like scones after that. he was a middle school boy. they don't grow souls until age 24 or so.
>>84315690Anti zoomer propaganda>>84315678I would sacrifice all Americans for the happiness of a single nice kind sweet girl
>>84315712the last generation of millennials and/or the first generation of gen z is 30, anon.
>>84315719Actual gen Z'ers are in their early 20s like me. Everyone else are millennial larpers
>>84315746>I'M NOT OLD! I'M NOT OLD! 20s IS STILL YOUNG!okay unc
>>84315755Gen Alpha is not old enough to post here begone
This is an adorable drawing, but I don't see it as manipulative. don't take it to that level >>84315746There is no such thing as generations, doesn't matter, very pointless thing to gatekeep on. You are pushed into identifying with a generation and are putting yuorself into a cage of what other people say you can and cannot like. You judge shit based on your own self imopsed cage, it's literally insane. Look, you can like whatever "boomer"shit you want and till like whatever GenZ" shit you like, these things are just vague and actually gatekeeping them means you are setting yourself up for mental slavery. Be nice to people, don't gatekeep things.
>>84315763there are years between 18 and "early 20s" unc
>>84315767>Be nice to people, don't gatekeep things.But what if I want to be MEAN AND EVIL? What if there's a giant gaping hole in my chest where my soul is supposed to be like every other man in his early 20s?>>84315690>they don't grow souls until age 24 or so.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>84315769rofl this is so stupid im going to bed
Women do unironically think like this. Machiavelli has nothing on the average foid. Their secret plans go miles deep to the point that you never knew they had a plan to begin with. In fact, hiding the fact they had a plan is the goal in the first place.
>>84315667Anonette learned a valuable lesson on not trying to move mountains for people before confirming they are interested in you
>>84315769Theres a year
Umm, I actually did this with my fiancee and his mom...
Way too many posters larping as grils in this thread to be normal or genuine
>>84315686Yeah you have every right to rape him ngl tf I would have ate those scones up fuck em and shit
Is it really that bad that I literally asked his mom for his favorite dish so I could make it for him when he stayed over at my apartment one time?
One time my boyfriend's mom made him green eggs and ham when he was a kid and I think if I tried to do it it just wouldn't hit the same >>84315655He was enmeshed
>>84315647I have mostly ever dated white guys and I am not into their bland taste in food so what I did in relationships was slowly psyopping them into enjoying Asian food that I like I am not cooking boring unseasoned slop
>>84315667>do something to get to know a guy I like>learn about it>use it to my advantage>he changes his mind about that thingone of the worst feels
>>84316840why are you eating green eggs? they are supposed to be white and yellow
>>84315776>im going to bedgood. geriatrics need extra sleep
>>84316874My boyfriend's mother loves him and cooked him green eggs and ham. Very cute and nice because I've never seen her cook a meal. I went over to their house for Christmas and his stepdad made the most watery tasteless roast beef I've ever had. There were no vegetables or side dishes, only the rolls I brought. His family didn't even let me heat them up in the oven. They just went at them like wolves. It is so weird to go to another family and see that I take a lot of the stuff my family does for granted. Like having a proper spread at gatherings.
>>84315667When I was in middle school a girl gave me a shirt for valentines day, saying "your valentine got this for you". I didn't know it was herself who was the valentine I don't remember if I wore the shirt, but is was yellow with black stripes. I think the girl is married with children now... and I am here
>>84315647my mom couldn't cook for shit, I basically kicked her the fuck out of the kitchen when I was 14 lol>>84315658yeah I've never met a woman who can cook but I'm willing to believe that they exist in this shithole of a country>>84316858cook me mapo tofu and set spice level to nuclear holocaust
>>84317044>KireiShit tier character that lost two holy grail wars. At least the Grail considered Kerry the winner.
>>84315690>why did you wait three monthsi had to learn how to make scones?>>84315793i did not learn anything. i do stuff like this all of the time. if i dont have something like this going on im depressed. literally all i want is someone who likes surprises
>>84315667It is genuinely hilarious how retarded women are.
>>843156583D women do think this way. But only if they have a crush on you. Even if you are chadly and receive this treatment from a girl, once she gets used to being with you it will probably stop
>>84315647Anon i'm not gonna lie when i saw this post i almost burst into tears at the idea of a woman caring for me that much
>OP thinks this is a bad thingOkay, my future bf won't be getting his favorite meal I made from the recipe I got from his mom.
>>84317509you will never have a bf anyway
>>84315667I won't cast hate towards you like everyone else, that was actually a really sweet thing you did, in another life your cute attempt would have led to something more.
>>84315658BASED! 2D all the way! It makes 3DPD foids seethe. They can pretend to not care but they have a seething rage inside they lost to a drawing
>>84316858But I already prefer asian food I just still like steak and burgers and italian food too.Tomato flavors.
>>84317315How's this for a surprise?Make me Minnesota Tater Tots
>>84315647A real woman wouldn't think or act like this.She would be expecting YOU to figure out her favorite food, and then ask her out on a date to whatever restaurant sells the fanciest most expensive version of that food.She wouldn't tell you any of this of course, she would just be acting passive aggressive and catty towards you out of frustration that you haven't read her mind and figured out what she wants yet.
>>84315792True, it's fucking amazing how above and beyond they go for what actually matters, love.
>>84315647I had an ancient grandmother from a field in Ukraine and she didn't give up the pierogi recipe before she died. She just said to buy the frozen ones at the store because they're probably better.
>>84319061Old people thought everything from a can was better. Now we don't have the recipes to can good food. Fuck. It's the infrastructure all over again.
>>84317097And what a prize he won!>Oh you like utilitarianism? Well if I made you choose the greater good a bajillion times you'd kill everyone, checkmate atheist
>>84320570>doesn't know the lore behind itThe grail got corrupted during the third Holy Grail War when the first Avenger class servant, Angry Manjew, was summoned by the Einzberns. Because Angry Manjew was the embodiment of All the Worlds Evil placed onto one person, him being defeated and his energy going to the Holy Grail. Due to his embodiment of that, it corrupted the grail. Now, him trying to corrupt and break down Kerry as the winner was an attempt to get him to manifest into the world. This was the goal of Kirei and Gil Jobber in F/SN. Kerry was smart and was able to see it as it was. Thus, why he attempted to make Seibeh destroy the Holy Grail with his last two command spells (or seals, whatever translation you use.) Unfortunately, it backfired and the mud was able to do it's thing in murdering lots of people, giving Kirei his black heart, and giving Gil Job a physical body so they can still live and do the job they set themselves out to do in F/SN.
>>84315667this reminded me of how when I was in school, I was denser than a stack of bricks. this girl that liked me apparently told our mutual friends that she did and for them to pass on the message, but explicity not to say who it was. her only hint was that we shared two classes together and had mutual friends, but here's the problem...there were about like 4 or 5 girls alone I shared a majority of my classes with, and I was essentially acquaintances with half the grade. this didn't narrow down shit in the slightest. I never found out who it was. I feel pretty stupid thinking about it sometimes, but genuinely how was I supposed to figure that shit out??? I can't imagine how the girl in question felt.
>>84320763Your friends were messing with you.
>>84315667Based lil Chad
What's wrong with that? I make my husband his favorites all the time. When we started dating, I asked his mom for them so I could surprise him with it.
>>84315647> tfw my mum's cooking suckedOf course no woman would ever care, but still...
