im really tired of feeling insecure about my small boobs. no matter what I do I cant escape the barrage of reminders that men will always find huge boobs the most attractive. and whenever I complain about it people say "its deserved because women make fun of/dont like men with small dicks" I dont!!! I like small dicks because theyre cute, and I like fat guys as well. so its not fair I have to feel bad about my own body!!!
small boobs are great though. Some people are going to make fun of whatever you got anyways.
>>84321594my gf is flat and i find it cute, but to be honest theres plenty of guys who do prefer bigger boobs. And its mostly the anime lolicons that like flat girls. Its cute and you don't have to deal with back pain at least!also everyone feels bad about their body in someway, is wwhat it is
>>84321594Flat girls can be perfect. Shape is what really matters. I guess small breasts would look bad on a wider frame>I like small dicks because theyre cute, and I like fat guys as wellNo. You don't
>>84321594maybe he means the madonna song...
>>84321594>I like small dicks because theyre cute, and I like fat guys as wellWhat the fuck, why?
>>84321594Women have infinity simps at all times. Just exist on any social media you win by default
Dainty Wilder has small boobs and her jois are insane.
whats your cup and band size again?
>>84321594Supermodels all have small boobs, the view of the ideal woman is closer to a flatty than to someone with big boobs
>>84321601yeah but most of the time guys who like small boobs are lolicons, and while I have nothing against lolicons (im a fan of a lot of loli characters myself) I dont want to be a loli myself..actually now that I think abt it all of the very few guys that have shown interest in me have been lolicons themselves
>>84321606>>84321609big cocks look like they would hurt, and I think small ones look cute. Plus itd be fun to tease a guy about itas for fat guys I just find them EXTREMELY attractive I want to be buried under a big fat guys tummy
>>8432162928/30 b iirc
>>84321677How fat? Are we talking dad bod or non-ambulatory and can't clean themselves? Because I don't think you'd ever even see the small cock in that case.
>>84321677>as for fat guys I just find them EXTREMELY attractiveAll women want lean men>big cocks look like they would hurtThe vagina can accommodate to bigger sizes, but small ones will feel like nothing
>>84321711I like this size the most but I also recognize it would probably cause a lot of health issues >I don't think you'd ever even see the small cock in that case.hot.
>>84321594I love small boobs but I'm fit and have a huge cock sorry.
>>84321727no they dont, I love big fat guys. they can cuddle and snuggle me lovingly but they can also sit on me and thats hotand anyways, sex isnt that important to me. im fine dying a virgin, teasing a guy about his itty bitty wiener seems like itd be way more fun
>>84321594just find a pedo bf retard
i can't tell if we're expected to believe this, or if it's just a joke.
>>84321817I dont want a pedo bf. and I dont look like a child anyways
>>84321852Why is it hard to believe?
>>84321772That's absolutely disgusting.>>84321817Given her tastes, that's what she's going to end up with whether she knows it or not.
>>84321887thats not a very nice thing to say also>Given her tastes, that's what she's going to end up with whether she knows it or not.what?
>>84321594I want to say that I feel sorry that you feel that way, but that seems a bit invalidating, since it seems to imply that this feeling of insecurity is just in your head and not a normal reaction to bad experiences. So let me out of the gate clarify by saying that I feel sorry that the experiences you've had led you to feeling this way. I wish for your future experiences to make you feel happy with your body.
>>84321905thank you, thats a very sweet and thoughtful thing to say
>>84321900Fat people are fat because they have no impulse control. Couple that with sexual dysfunction (because they're too fat for it) and I would bet money they're significantly overrepresented when it comes to pedophilia. I wonder if anyone's ever done a study on it?
>>84321941not all fat guys are pedophiles, a lot of them are lolicons tho (speaking from experience)
>(alleged) foid makes a post clearly meant to farm sympathy from lonely, horny dudes online.>Said dudes actually fall for it.Are you guys genuinely that desperate or are you just retarded? There's no way you can be using the internet for more than a year and not pick up on these kinds of bait almost instinctively. Also fuck off (theoretical) femanon, just go get fucked in a local club if you're that desperate for male attention
>>84321978I dont want to get fucked by gross moids in a club, I want a fat basement dwelling nerdy guy to find me attractive as a woman and not as a weird loli waifu thing
Huh, no one posted it yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
>>84321594Itty bitty titties can be cute as long as they have a nice shape and feel.
>men will always find huge boobs the most attractiveFalse. My husband loves small boobs.
>>84321997I love this video lol it plays in my head whenever I start feeling insecure abt my chest
>>84321997It's because no one around now knew about this. It used to be posted often back in the early days of /b/. You rarely see it now.
>>84321594im really tired of feeling insecure about my big boobs>I'm a str8 middle age male
>>84321630fashion models are built like clothes hangers because thats what they are, they cant be distracting from the clothestheyre not hired for lingerie and bikini modeling
>>84322121too flat to be a hot curvy girl but also too short to be a supermodel, is femceldom my only path in life?
>>84322121Yes they are.The big boob girls end up in OF instead, not in modeling
>>84321997How is that still on youtube?
>>84322147arent riley reid and Stoya in pornhubs top 10?>>84322155J gravure, sports illustrated and victoria secret models are not flat
>>84322147you are not a woman but a man larping as one, in same spirit as a tranny
>>84321997this was the video i was thinking of, but forgot the name (what am i, some kinda weeb?)
>>84322251what makes you think that? I am a real woman I swear!!
>>84321594Literally all you have to do is get fat.
>>84321594... Do u really think it's cute? Like 3.75" hard?
>POV: me titfucking OP's itty bitty titties
>>84322522yes, I think less than 3 inches is cute
>>84321594people like boobs of all sizes, no one likes small dicks or short men, fuck you and your nonexistent issues foid
>>84321594You don't need big boobs to be cute and loved. There are bodies that big boobs don't even look good on.
>>84322589When I'm soft it's 2.25. Hypothetically would you date me even if I'm this size ... I don't know if I'm big enough to penetrate. I haven't been with anyone.
Poast small bobs plz
>>84321594hi im a bisexual girl and i loveee girls w small boobs. they are so elegant and cute. you're perfect as you are.
>>84323089this a literal 10/10 perfect body
>n-no m'lady your small boobas are so perfect!god i hate this simp board... op, your boobs suck and every single chad you fuck secretly wish they were bigger
>>84323129Really? Looks kinda plain, but I'd be happy cause I like thicc thighs and belly on a fat chick. Her face and tits are meh though
>>84323253the face is the only thing that isnt very good
>>84321594most guys dont really give a fuck, boobs are boobs.
>>84321594>its deserved because women make fun of/dont like men with small dicks> I like small dicks because theyre cuteI make fun of women for not having a dick :)
>>84324044what about this fatty
>>84324066gut too big, pass for me
>>84321594We like all kinds of women, and many even prefer small boobs. Just look at how people drool over Norafawn's itty bitty titties. Physical attractiveness is really about perfecting your aesthetic, and what matters most for finding love is treating us with respect and affection and making us feel good about ourselves.That said, if it really bothers you, you can just get pregnant a few times and your boobs will engorge further each time (though they'll also start to sag), or you can get a boobjob if you want to optimise them for aesthetics and/or don't want to have kids.
>>84324098I like big guts and I cannot lieBelly got fat
>>84322373>>Literally all you have to do is get fat.>Thinks every girl has the same fat distribution as your favorite anime girlget out.
How would you tease me?>>84323082
>>84321594Here's your (you) and reaffirmation that men like small boobs, slut
>>84324086Every man who falls for this should have their balls removed
>>84324525..... I would for her
>>84323199I dont like chad and im a virgin>>84324106thank you all for posting such cute girls in my thread it fills my heart with joy>>84324510I would say something like "awww, yours is so tiny and cute! Just like you!!! No wonder youre still a virgin hehe~">>84324715hey dont fall in love with a girl just cause she likes small weens, I could be ugly as fuck for all you know
>>84324768would you actually take a robot bf from here?
>>84324800depends on a lot of factors
>>84324768i got you foid, here, have another cute girl
>>84324768>hey dont fall in love with a girl just cause she likes small weens, I could be ugly as fuck for all you knowLet's find out. Discutestuffscarystuff Be patient if I don't accept right away. I have appointments to do for a bit
>>84324934aww thanks! very cute boobs, its rare seeing ones even teenier than mine but I think they look super adorable
>>84324915Would you mind listing some of them out?
>>84321594>I like small dicks because theyre cute, and I like fat guys as well.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>84323089ellen (elliot?) pageliterally does not matter how big they are, more her smooth skin and everyone else about her, the whole package
>>84324955she is hot and cute as fuck foid, dont try diminish how hot she is because she doesnt have massive tits.in fact, she would be worse looking if her tits were too big, she would be out of proportion. she has that y2k hot girl look, nice and slim and in proportion
>>84321667>guys who like small boobs are loliconsOne of the most frustrating things is enjoying flat chests but there is very little non loli content.
>>84321667>most of the time guys who like small boobs are loliconsWhat's your model? Do you have a source for that? Any meta-analyses of randomized controlled trials regarding boob size preference?
Well, OP, let's see 'em.
>>84325893OP was actually a 400lb male pedo the whole time.
