You're going to war anon
>homosexual spammers dying in wargreat news for the board
yepbut also so retards with bad parents don't keep forgetting to sign up for selective service and then find out 15 years later when they're trying to apply for a federal job or trying to get welfare and discover they're locked out of them
>>84322098what are they gonna do when I say no? put me in prison when a world war is nuclear? I don't give a shit about niggers and jews, and indians, and muslims, and faggots. fighting a war for any of them is a dystopia I'm not willing to die for.
>>84322098Look how the military changed Hitler. That's what is going to happen to you.
>>84322098Didn't they abolish the draft decades ago? Now they randomly decide to bring it back today? Pretty obvious what the intention is here given the timing...
>>84322140>Didn't they abolish the draft decades ago?No, they just made it mandatory to sign up for it yourself.
>>84322098Nuh uh.. I have.... Mental issues..... And.....am Poopy
>>84322098>normie voters are going to die for israelnot my problem. im morbidly obese and have joint problems, I'd be a liability if anything.
what is the point of doing a draft? realistically it can't happen because soldiers will just frag their commanding officers. so why force people who don't want to go?
I can't wait. Imagine being so incompetent you shoot artillery in the complete opposite direction into Tel Aviv.
>>84322142It already was mandatory for all intents and purposes. You couldn't do much without being signed up. This just changes it from a manual process to an automatic one.
>>84322098Now why the fuck would they do that
>>84322098many countries have mandatory drafts. I've seen set many people on a better path. It's easily avoidable in my country, I dodged it. Most incels can probably get a psych eval and dodge it as well.
>>84322198Most countries have universal healthcare and free education.
>>84322233No, they don't. Also none of that is free.
>>84322190Because when they established it in 1917 they didn't have a system to automatically do it so it was required for male citizens to manually sign themselves up. Last year(so not during the current Iran situation) they decided to finally modernise it and make it an automatic process.
>>84322243You are talking to someone that thinks have cocks up their ass is free
>>84322243>>84322253You ever wonder what posters like this look like
>>84322250How about if the president dodged a draft he should be allowed to modernize the drafting process. Especially not before modernizing our bridges.
>>84322140>randomlyYou know a whole huge war just started right?
>>84322263You can attack me, but you can never change the truth
>>84322270You cannot possibly imagine the pain he suffers every day, bravely walking about with those bone-spurs.
going on /pol/ is like an acid trip at this pointeverything is fake & gay and sensationalized + somehow even sites like CNN now have far more truth to them at this pointfeels like a lunatic asylum for jq boomers and low iq third worldist rightoids
>>84322116Likely torture and humiliation in ice detention centers. They will make you way to die in war because the alternative will be worse.
>>84322233Have you ever gone to Sweden or one of those Nordic countries?Do you have any friends who live there?
>>84322098no i wonti just wontconscientious objection
>>84322145nuh uh, me poopy and do bad thing to officer
Good, get all these white and hispanic incel chuds to war and dead so white women can live in peace
>>84322098Oh wow, they fully automated the slaughterhouse, how proud im to be a cow. My only requirement is to send the foids firsts and then I will volunteer for the chopping block.
>>84322381White women and all other women owes us blood, so this were you die, too poor to pay for our protection
>>84322116>what are they gonna do when I say no? put me in prison Yes.>when a world war is nuclear?You're making unfair presumptions. Could be a war without nukes, like, oh, I dunno, 99.99% of human wars ever, and you'll be in prison.
>>84322098I've already been kicked out of the military twice. I'm curious as to how this is going to play out.
>>84322111They will make an exemption for anime autists just wait>the spammings will continue until morale has improved
>>84322486 Anime autists and jeets I should add
>>84322457Nothing will happen. Only zoomers and alphies are naively panicking
>>84322527>only zoomers and alphiesC'mon coach, put me back in. I'll do good this time, promise.
>>84322149>im morbidly obeseThe US military accepts people with weight issues. The trick is that they don't let you pass basic training until you lose all of the weight. A lot of overweight/obese people end up developing full blown anorexia while in training because of this.>joint problemsThat'll likely be at least partially fixed once they starve you well enough. Assuming a draft actually happened, anyway.
>>84322567>The US military accepts people with weight issues.What about...poopoo peepee?
>>84322098This was set way back in 2024. It's just going into affect
>>84322567>>84322577>thinking you'll lose all that weight in BasicThat might've been the case in the olden days, but not to much now...necessarily. You will be smoked repeatedly, but not quite anorexic. Then you have those guys on constant profiles: they hardly ever march, they're given handicaps during PT tests, and they're light-duty rangers. We had a guy in my Basic Training platoon who was kind of chubby, and we all called him "donut." At the end, he was healthier, so we started calling him "bagel."
>>84322443>he thinks mini battles only Jews cared about using American soldiers is the same as a world Warkek all Americans do be cucks
>>84322098I thought you already had to register when you turned 18? Is this actually anything new?
>>84322158it has been proven that most people will go along with it. Only like one in a thousand participates in sabotage or attack of COs
>>84322303it's just a thirdie larp board with half of them being under united states vpns now, it's not even funny anymore because you can tell they wholeheartedly believe all of the retarded shit they say
>>84322098Why would any Man fight and die when the Women who enjoy the exact same rights and priviledges don't have to?
>>84322590...uh... is this poopoo peepee?
>>84322632I think it might actually be different this time. Drafting zoomers to fight for isreal is a really bad idea with the world in its current state. Might have worked 15 years ago, but people are ready to burn shit to the ground. All they need is a reason to go and a leader.
>>84322161Name 1 reason why you don't like Israel.
>>84322720They're all jewish.
>>84322683>All they need is a reason to go and a leader.you will get continually more retarded controlled opps ops like the donald but worse and you will be happy
No habla ingles officer
>>84322856If there's a draft im just going to ask to be deported. This country is basically Mexico at this point anyway.
>>84322873Beats dying from a Iranian FPV drone. I'll be on Coke fucking the ukranian girls in TJ.
>>84322098i'm so fucking tired of trump
I have bone spurs.
Im in the uk they physically dont have the manpower in the police or military to physically conscript people like ukraine bussification
>>84322098I've seen "you will be drafted" threads since 2022 lol maybe if BRICs didn't suck shit it'd be possible.
>>84322111Those aren't the people going to warThose are the glowies
What decision did Epstein actually make?Like if he's an influencer, a shot caller, what call did he shot? what did he do?
>>84322098god damn it I do not like white people.
>>84322969Epstein didn't do anything besides be a pedophile. He's pushed as the main evil guy for a reason. People will ignore the real evil.
>>84322969>>84322980Stop talking about Epstein the topic is Iran
>>84322683Zoomers won't do anything. They'll get their asses kicked and cry for a while, but they'll eventually go along with it. Their drill instructors will slap the phones out of their hands and force them to crawl in mud. Should only take a few weeks.
>>84322984Shut up donald
All this to distract from the Epstein files
>>84323007The Epstein files are the distractionA dead pedo doesn't change the price of gas at the pump, or the pecking order of global politics
im moving out of this shithole before then lmfao ill finish paying my loans when you stop threatening me with war otherwise start calling urself communist u absolute bitch
>>84322969Sascha Riley who accused trump of killing puppies in front of him and raping him when he was a kid said Epstein was an administrator type guy and Trump was calling the shots with other more powerful guys. No idea if he's legit but sounded somewhat credible.
>>84322614No, this is still the same Selective Service we all have to do but retards ITT can't be bothered to actually read anything. All this is doing is automating the process instead of you signing the form and mailing it back.
im not going to die in the war and i am going to find the people responsible for it and end their lives
>>84323060You won't do shit, retarded goy.
i would kill myself if i wanted anything to do with war i sincerely hope anyone who believes in war kills themself painfully you absolute pedophile
>>84323081im going to do shit lol this is a genuine threat since if there is draft the government is going away due to the scale of these weapons
>>84323091the only thing these wars serve is the crude idea that ai is going to save someone if they sacrifice everyone and im telling you it wont work you cant sacrifice other people in this life its not something you can measure since it has more dimensions than you will ever see
>>84322956>hire the browns and promise them virgin bongettes as payment
>>84323098Governments have been sacrificing their goyim since the dawn of time, retard. And they will continue to do so.
theres still time to become morbidly obese or troon out muttbros
>>84323178ya and those government officials proceed to eternal torment in death
>>84323085>>84323196what part of this means you burn in hell dont you understand you arent a big demon you are the cosmic equivalent of a ant crawling into poison every day for eternity
>>84322994Do you think mentally ill zoomers won't off themselves and their COs in murder suicides? Kek. You can't build armies off conscripts in the 21st century. Chuds won't go. Liberals and leftists also won't. Fight for a country that backs nonwhites. Fight to a country that denies you healthcare and housing. Neither side would fight willingly on behalf of the government desu. America is screwed. Forcing either side will just lead to chimp outs from zoomers lmao. Luigi, Robinson, the trump shooter, etc..
And yet the orange nigger in office never served a day.
>>84322158>what is the point of doing a draft?cleaning up the gene pool a bit
How many times do I have to scream "fuck you nigger" to the drill sargeant when he addresses me before I get to go home.
Just so you guys are aware and dont become suckers, the way they stop you from being disobedient in ukraine is basically to lie to you at every point during conscription (yes you will be allowed to be in the military police, you just need to sign these papers. Oh sorry they were mistaken, you're getting sent to a frontline brigade but you'll be doing logistics. Oops sorry, you're getting sent with a rusty kalashnikov into the next probing attack. Kalashnikov? We dont have enough rifles to go around sorry. Etc)Its like this in volunteer armies where the recruiters bullshit you and treat you nice right until you've signed your rights away.
>You're going to war anonNot in burgerland, I'm not.
