ally pally edish
Nice new edition to stay clean in
Nonce: Pass REVOKED and BANNEDMongs: FumingThe Good Lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>be born in the UK>literally don't have to work>free raise every yearHoly based>B-BUT NEW CLAIMANTS GET LESS UC NOWShould have gotten on board already then, dumb wagie
could you slaughter a chicken, /britfeel/?
Think I'm a butty man, me
>>84325412>Should have gotten on board already then, dumb wagieThank you SIR Kier for cutting the future benny bill. The new breed of bennymongs will be less off than us who trusted in you and the system and will keep on reaping in full whack bennies x
My mummy says IM the biggest battyman around not you!!! NUR NUR!!!!
>>84325328I used to work in a zoo with my step father and my mother (who was shit scared of the snakes), I would clean out the open air ponds and catch rats in the fields around the zoo to feed the snakes. Occasionally I'd get to ride a horse and one of the Elephants stole a shoe and wouldn't give it back.I got to (barely) tip half an animal carcass into the Lion enclosure from above. I was 10.
I had a really smelly t shirt for some reason. It wasn't B.O it was like a musty smell that the washing machine made when it came out of it. After that she washed it in dettol and now my t shirt smells like dettol it's lovely. Thnxs.
Whts fr tea mammy?
>>84325458The washing machine needs to be cleaned. Buy a bottle of washing machine cleaner and follow the instructions. Those are, empty the contents into the drawer and put the machine on the hottest cycle it can do.
>>84325521We did that. We used Dr Beckmann washing machine cleaner. Still didn't work. It only does it occasionally and the washing machine is about 10 years old, still works though.
>>84325439Claims he has a hidden disability but there is nothing "hidden" about it lol
>>84325439This is my favourite picture of Sean.
>>84325458>>84325534get some white vinegar in there.no need for these 'chemicals'.
>>84325534The cheap bottles of concentrated disinfectant you can buy in Aldi and Lidl work just as well as Dr Beckmann. We are meant to do this cleaning cycle at least once a year. It won't hurt to buy a couple of cheap concentrated disinfectants and do a cold wash and then a hot one. >>84325558Or like this boffin says, white vinegar, baking soda and some lemon juice. Put it on a wash cycle.
>>84325568>white vinegar, baking soda and some lemon juice.don't do this it makes crystals. fr fr wouldn't that bubble up and overflow? like cleaning a plug or making one of those volcanos.i just use vinegar to de-stink my washing machine. works a treat tbqh.
Corrr been accepted for pip today, and i've already been on the LCRWA grind for a year now. Full whack bennies for me and it lush x
this is not an AI imagespacca today found over 250 apus in one lads house. whilst the lad was generlly considered good and its likely that things got out of hand there's no leniency and he'll be sentenced to death. The apus will be re-released into the wild
>>84325595Youll have no problem attracting a woman now with all that cash
I have the double burden of autism and schizophrenia, but I still work to make a living, and on top of that, I don't receive any benefits. Even if no one wants to fuck me, I know I'm contributing to society.
>>84325609suspicious timing, this. if the government had re-wilded those Apus at Easter, they'd have their pick of the litter (discarded Easter eggs just for starters).they always do this when anti-Apu sentiment is at a high.
>>84325624am unemployed man who impregnates a woman then dies is directly responsible for more contributions than your entire life.
>>84325624People like you are what make this country great. Well done, pal.
>>84325428I'm on full bennies and I'm miserable though. Decades more of this isn't this exciting prospect to me. It gets old.
>>84325590It only bubbles up at boiling point. And you would need to have more water in the machine than a machine adds anyway. It werks.
>didnt even realize new thread was bakedblind as a bat.>>84325454sounds cozy, I just like animals. The zoo near me has bears and while I think it would make me sad seeing them in captivity I think it would be a nice experience, bears have always been very cool.
>>84325655And you would be less miserable by wageslaving 5 days a week? Lol. NEETbux + the internet is the greatest thing to ever happen for incels and genetically deficient, honestly, we were lucky to be born in this era
>>84325700I'm similarly confused about zoos, love seeing the animals and hearing about the cool conservation stuff they do, but I don't like seeing animals in captivity. Especially hunters like big cats and that where they just pace the outer limits of their cages.
>>84323027thought that was chika but too much hair
What a nice day it is,,Think ill go nd check on my tomato pla--My pla..pla...plant.....s......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLACK WIDOW BLACK WIDOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84325655Being a neet sucks My sister throws shade at me for Not having a job! Qhat the fudge!
why does everyone on /britfeel/ have a tomato plant except me ;_;
>>84325711Yeah, animals in pens even if they're really large pens just make me kinda sad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JaBtFOF_FsThe zoo I wouldn't mind volunteering at actually has a little youtube stream for the bear(s). Idk if there's more than 1 now, there used to be 3. Either way it's very bitter sweet.
>>84325700There was a polar bear in Edinburgh zoo.Poor thing looked so depressed.
>>84325738I have one too. They're really easy to grow.
Most of edinburgh zoo is based though and Better than london zoo. I never saw the Pandas they was always sleeping lol. Now theyre away back to China after 10 years Not one sprog Lol!
>>84325741was it on here someone was telling me about Thailand (? maybe?) zoos where they're billed as some kind of open habitats/preserves to tourists, but they're cruel behind-the-scenes?that stream doesn't look like such a bad place for bears to live.
It was honestly weirdly sad when the Pandas went back. It was jist nice knowing they were in Scotland jist to have them.
>>84325700Look.how cute the wee bear cubs is https://youtube.com/shorts/2FOOlWw0oww
>>84325756You do have to be careful with that stuff out there. When I was out there they also had things where you could get a photo stroking a tiger, where they keep the tiger doped up all day every day. Basically anywhere that lets you ride elephants means they're badly treated. When I was out there I went with some mates to a small little reserve where we just fed and washed some eleboys, they seemed very happy.
it's another 'Crichton does his English/RP accent' episode.haven't the Peacekeepers suffered enough?
>>84325745Yeah it's really bitter sweet>>84325756Would not shock me man, it really feels like some of those countries and cultures are so...third world that they don't really care if animals are in pain or just stuck in cages to be a spectacle, they just care that it generates money. >>84325776cute!
Wonder what happened to that lad posting from a psych ward
>>84325703>NEETbux + the internetThe anon is right Its boring, Ive been online every day since 2002, neet for 10 yrs, bored of it, theres more to life than sitting in a room pleasuring yourself For what purpose?I want to help other ppl too and Yes I know they wont shag me or not hate me for being a 5'7" sperg or do anything in return I dont care. Life is actually about relationships. I mean connecting with ppl even if its in a distant way Like the butterfly effect. I do struggle with it because am not that social. But Id like to get to the end of a day nd think I had a positive effect on somebodys life. Rather than jist another day where I gratified myself.There is more to life than porn and games. Not telling you to change naything though I get the feeling but theres more to life imo.Dont worry Am not going to lecture you about it I will jist go n life my own life rather than talk about it on here.
You see God is a Trinity so from the beginning of the universe life has been based on relationships like that. Each member of the trinity loves the other. Thats the origin of Love and Why its so important to us even now.Thats pretty deep.
>>84325733Oh mate it gave me the shivers. Made me put my hand on my chest like i'd just seen a traumatic event. I googled large black spider native to the UK and I instantly recognised it. It was the Black Laced Weaver spider.
>>84325655>I'm on full bennies and I'm miserable though. Decades more of this isn't this exciting prospect to me. It gets old.You should think yourself lucky. Imagine having to >Spend an hour driving to work stuck in traffic then an hour back after spending 8 hours in an office where normies go on about netfix, fortnite, drugs, how many girls they fuck, and partyingNow imagine this everyday for the rest of your life.
>>84325839Utter bollocks
daily duppy duppy edish
>>84325848You forget ones liek that even live here. n_n IT looks poisonous. You know that the waters around the UK are perfect for Great white sharks but they think that their kept away because of the pods of orcas we have.
>>84325839Based and true but stop namefagging, do your work in private like the big G would want.
i got guns (got guns)got bread (got bread)
Hope it's still not out there..
>>84325852Its true but If I may elaborate the reason its relevant to now is Because we are made in the Image of God so this is why our spirit and soul mirrors His nature in certain ways for example how Love and relationships is important to us Even if we didnt want it to be as long as we are Humans it always will be.
rewatched shaun of the dead. forgot about that scene where they use the n-word
>>84325870It wont harm you it does look scary as fudge though. I mostly struggle with Wasps at this time of the year my mam has a lot of plants about inside n outside so theyre always buzzing about. Dont like them being near the cat either.
>>84325880Got a youtube clip?Cant remember this
>>84325884Just seeing it scuttle very quickly along the wall though.. absolutely terrifying.
>>84325738I think it's just me de lid I've been posting updates about my tomato seedlings here for about 2 weeks now. Just recently put them into individual pots to grow bigger now, then I will transplant them into their forever pots in about 6 weeks. This is an old photo though. I cannot be bothered to go downstairs and show you a modern photo of them. Sorry lad I've had one hell of a day.
>>84325880wasn't the same back then. teenagers said random Am*rican things all the time. it'll hit the point where it'll SHOCK gen alphas or gen alpha-alphas we used to call each other 'gay'.we've gone from manchildren to actual children.
Absolutely remarkable seeing a budgie doing this. https://youtu.be/NmMMHuzDtG0?si=b9C2cN6wwhpoMa4S
Brekkie-lunch is it not XPhwoar
>>84325918i used to grow some, mainly during covid, had a greenhouse n all that but got rid of it cuz parents wanted to have 'more space to have a swing chair to sit in the sun'really took all the wind out of my sails. Fkn sucks.
>>84325952I've been enjoying it so far. My Quack recommended it to me. Just a started out small this year with a few tomato plants but next year I might go all the way with potatoes, carrots, chillies , cucumbers and herbs as well.
got called 'dark woke' today what does that even mean
Bear cubs looks funny as fudge standing upright https://youtube.com/shorts/2FOOlWw0oww
Back in my day dog poo used to be white ya know!
>>84325963Cactus is fun as an Indoor plant thats easy I think an Orchid would be a good inside plant. But harder.
My grannys Azaleas planted in the back garden since 2011. They can live for 100 years anything frm 30 to 50 years is normal but longer is possible.
>>84325971maybe it's an evil version of woke. like you're going out of your way to say politically incorrect things. might be less impressive to the youth of today.
>>84325939Lmao thats crazy !Wow!
i remember playing CS when i was 13 and these lads on Ventrilo went "ya fuckin' limey!" and i asked what that meant and they told me all about the scurvy/limes thing.calmed them right down and i got a cool history lesson. that's just how the internet was back then x
>>84325939https://youtu.be/XPQlMmMDm-A
wonder what the average age of britfeel is. reckon between 28-32 or something
>>84325939https://youtu.be/NOpS4qGILyY
>>84325982I wis always told if you touched it then rubbed your eye you woudl go blind on the spot. Back then weans played outside a lot more you see. Wis scared of it as a result.
>>84326033silly bird, that's not how it goes AT ALL.
>>8432604829 jobless reporting
>>84326048Im 42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH_GZvsm_w8Tick tock drafties innitX
there is nothing wrong with kissing prostitutes and licking their cunts
if i'm still posting on 4chan, let alone britfeel by the time i reach 30 i will kill myself
>>84326143I'll just troon out if it all kicks off
>>84326143A draft will never ever EVER happen in today's world. For example in the 60/70s in America near enough everybody was patriotic and it was considered an honour and a duty to serve in the Vietnam war when the draft was implemented there. Now nobody holds allegiance to their country, especially here in the UK when you have large amounts of the population who hate the country they live in and have no future and no hope. Look at university graduates. Out of uni, 60k of debt to their name that that they will NEVER pay off and straight onto the dole because nobody wants to hire them. A sad and bleak future for young people here in the country especially with AI coming to snatch up many parts of the work force in the 2030s.
>>84326079Kek I was told this as well as a kid. I guess it worked because kids must have been touching dog shit for some bizarre reason and getting eye infections. Like the rumour that a spider crawls into your mouth when you sleep at night, it was a total lie.
>>84325918Very kool!
>>84326150Once you hit 30 in britfeel you'll get a discord message even if you dont have it installed on your phone, your name will be taken and a bench will be erected somewhere in england with your name on it. There's like 13 benches at the moment.
>>84326191Don't think I have that option de lid. I'm 27 stone and 6ft 4. I'd look fucking horrible as a tranny kek. Might be for you but it's certainly not for me.
>>84326232Oh it's going to be lush. It will look like this over the summer hopefully.
'magine being a draftie lolCouldn't be me, could it now
>>84326246Bloody Marys on tap!
>>84326248>draftieWe don't do that here you forren mong.
>>84326262I and ' aren't even close to each other on an English keyboard, so can't say his finger slipped either. You're right, he's a forren wrongun.
corrrrr what an episode.do not like manic pixie blue girl very much. it not right how she's playing with PK Tech Girl's heart ;__;
wops plays as wario in mario kart
https://youtu.be/-T3-rs89qcU
>>8432604829 soon and I've been posting here for so many years. I hope britfeel never disappears.
Being on benefits is the greatest pussy repellent
>>84326231Lol bc We played outside more I guess ! YEARS ago when I wis walking my sisters wee dog outside she pee peed on this wee patch of grass a lassie standing there shes wis like>Did the dog jst pee on the grass?>Aye>Weans play on that grass you know.Am like.>Oh.................Desu, I thought she wis being a bit up tight as How can you stop like Cats and animals like that peeing on there ya know like does it make a big diff? But I get the point though. She wis probably finking of the same thing about the white poop ! Its jist because when We were wee we knocked about doing roly polys down the hills n stuff so you could end up in dog poo one way or another !
If you're lurking, thank you for reminding me about Non Non Biyori, Chika. Some nice SOL anime is what I need right now.
>>84323711Quite a striking quote !I have Paradise lost on my Kindle I will read it one day.I have a big backlog to read atm.
>>84326497Thats Crazy I didnt know you had posted before I said that! If I may REcommend something? Arakawa Under The Bridge. Really good anime.
i need a /britfeel/ femboy bf to throat pound
>>84326497>SOL anime>niceget yourself tested for COVID, you lack a sense of taste.
>>84326497And as well Ika Musume if you havent seen it!
if i play guitar will i like k-on or bocchi the rock? i haven't watched much anime
soiled nappies everywherenot a pass to be see in sight
>>84326497And Azumanga Daioh : )
>>84326558Yes watch k-on Its amazing And watch the film as well.
Could never get into anime. A lot of it feels noncey to me
eh who am i kidding i have pedestrian taste in animes.Azumanga Daioh is good, that's about as slice-y as i can stomach. maybe Genshiken but that's not 'cute girls doing cute things'.>>84326561>>84326582>k-onmore like>boring programme
Hate grebs Hate weebsHate neeks
https://youtu.be/EEc8_Xt6DTQ
'ate nonces'ate mongslove the good ladssimple as BOSH
>>84326600Anime is for fucking poofs.
I hate how faggot has replaced poofter. Poofter is a good slur.
Cowboy Bebop is good.
>>84326643too American, IMO.
Better than faggot or poofter is fucking BATTYBWOYBOOM BYE BYE IN DA BATTY BWOY HEDRUDE BOY NA PROMOTE NO NASTI MAN DAN NAFFI DED
>>84326646cowboy bebop is the only anime i prefer dubbed
>>84326657>cowboy bebop is the only anime i prefer dubbedThis is the most fucking basic and memed opinion in the fucking world. Everyone repeats this ad nauseum.
>>84326515Give it a read, or when you do if you want to talk about it, I 100% will rumminate it with you. >A mind not to be changed by place or time.Our consious and awareness doesn't change with time or place. >The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.Satan, cast out of Heaven, is trying to convince Beelzebul/Himself that all is not lost. The paragraph of that part of the poem ends >Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n.I keep telling you, this is right up your street. When you're in the mood, have a go at the first 5 pages of book I. >>84326525>I may REcommend something? Arakawa Under The Bridge. Really good anime.Thank you very much, mate. I'm always grateful for good anime recs. Nice one!>>84326536Rude hahahaha, but each to their own. >>84326547>>84326569Woah, Crossy coming out with all the good stuff!
>>84326663it's true x
I do not watch anime. I do not play video or computer games. I do not listen to music much at all.
>>84326677What do you do lad x
>>84326669It is up there with >I like rap but only when it is good rapThe most asinine programmed opinions in the world.
>>84326687eminem is the only good rapper
>>84326680Go to work, shop, get food and eat it and then come home and shitpost here. Shower as well I guess. Literally that is it. Watch some YouTube shorts about random bullshit. I have realised I am actually an immensely boring person
>>84326687what's your opinion then lad x
>>84326665Thanx it sounds interesting!
>>84326605>Azumanga Daioh is goodMy fav. Ive got dvd. I bought this in 2008 ! Worth few bob now in ebay. Not for sale!
>>84326314Think manic pixie blue girl was my first alien crush. Mad for her. Not so much the blue man group chick, she didn't do anything for me
>>84326738>>84326738mfw girls
>>84326709All music is shit and worthless. Most people only pretend to have strong music preferences to fit in or impress others. Hardly anyone actually care about music. It is all shite. Boring and meaningless shite. >hurr durr bunch of notes in a certain pattern sound sad >so now I feel sad as wellIt is all bullshit. Imagine being so retarded that some sound patterns change your fucking mood. Pathetic retards. Fuck music.
>>84326665Arakawa Under the bridge is rly Funny and daft its 1 of those shows that relaxes you but its quite engaging too. I watched it one summer when I wis really stressed with life n it helped me like that. Its quite underrated/forgotten for some reason.
for me, it's Gunbuster. sexy girls going to sexy spaceship school is just part of the plot. a bit like Solaris or 2001: A Space Odyssey, but with anime tits.
>>84326748Have you been tested for autism, lad?
>>84326710Satan is seething that he was cast out. He's fuming at God, the angels and Adam and Eve.He's thrown his toys right out of his pram and he's going to show everyone that he can make something better than heaven.
>>84326635I never rly watch anime anymore! However I did enjoy it quite a bit when I was younger.
>>84326748what if I genuinely have a strong music preference and its not to impress others because I know no one and have 0 influences and the music I like doesn't impress anyone.
>>84326761How the hell is that autism? Autistic lads often love music. Obsessively so.I am socially normal but I have always fucking hated music. Just so fucking shite. I can hear the emotion it is meant to make me feel. Minor key sad. Major key happy. Simple shit. Does not make me sad or happy hearing either of that shite tho. Just like reading SAD
>>84326765LOL Yes! What a life!
It's so much more comfy when the tripfags aren't around. You can't really deny it.
I reckon I know the most about music in /britfeel/.
>>84326760I love Noir its more like a secret agent vibe than Space tho. Its absolute cinema.https://youtu.be/3u80oShxO6E
>>84326781I have the autism. I've been listening to the same songs for the past 18 years, very rarely will I find something new to listen to.
>>84326781such a shame. can tell from your writing style you're a very angry and bitter person. music would help with that x
>>84326795do u make music or just know music
my da has been a professional classical musician his whole life. very jealous of his career desu. I have one of them boring email jobs
>>84326843I make music.
>>84326783You'll be buzzing your tits off at it, mate. You will read it more as a comedy. Going to get stoned out of my tree. Have an amazing night!
tatami galaxyping pong the animation
I had a song I wrote played on the radio once by one of the members of the Cocteau Twins
>>84326862love cocteau twins xcool shit lad
>>84326855Ciao! Take it easy !
>>84326862Robin? How do u mean one you wrote like it was released on a single?
>>84326781you're talking like Mr Spock. it's music lad, people just enjoy it. it's not (always) a social thing like you describe.what was that science fiction story where the evil aliens take away humans' ability to enjoy/appreciate art?
>>84326792Yes it's always the case. Then it just gets ruined as usual. There's some real self important losers around.
>>84326900There's some unwomfy seethers around (you)
>>84326792yeah got that crossbore filtered and it is lush x
reckon it's tuneposting hours xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbUnTPv1ZAA
>>84326891Simon Raymonde. he had a radio show back in the day where they played new music from unsigned bands. one week I get an email from the producer asking if they can play a song I submitted. I was in my last year at school, was pretty cool.
>>84326900>self important losersMongs you mean
>>84326911Nobody cares lad. Take your other seether pal and make a seether general to seethe in.
>>84326920Thast amazing ! You must have been Buzzing did anything else come off it being played like did anyone contact you or is that not how it works. Are u still making music?
fav cover xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7NTuCDygx8
>>84326792No filter needed at the minute and that is lush
>>84326929Off trip melty due tonight or something pal?
One of the ladies at my workplace uses the word "autism" for everything. She'll go like>Oh I like bringing my own spoon for my brews at work because I'm just autistic like thatOr>Oh I like to sometimes put loads of magnets on my fridge because I'm autisticIt's driving me up the wall. How do I tell her to shut the fuck up?
favourite peel session lads? got to be this one for me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW7HcvJ17Jg
>>84326792It's even more lush and comfy their nonceproxy is kill. Little lads fuming x
>>84326985Aphex twin:D
>>84326985Always mind this song when SEASIDEMARK Is on about Helen ! 4x LUSH! https://youtu.be/dTeUs74K0GE
need a missus xsquarepusher cd and a a wrap of speed
the game need a shape up im the motherfucking trapezoidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVMBIknDP0
>>84327055I wish u could talk !https://youtu.be/FZlULYRGBNQ
Music talk and posting is so boring
>>84326936aye it was pretty mad looking back. the cynical side of me thinks it was just his producer reaching for any old shit but hopefully not! nothing came of it sadly, I went to university and that was it for the band I had put together at the time. I still make music but on and off these days. it seems to take a lot more effort now.
big beats are the best get high all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GfcIprkuvw
>>84327082Favourite brand of tea bag de lid?
>>84327133Yorkshire Tea ladYou?
A lot of young lads who don't have hidden disabilities will be having sex tonight. Not you though. You're stuck in your childhood boxroom.
Red? more like DEAD
>>84327167Love Ampharos n Flaafy !
>>84327149Same, Gold of course.I say that as I am currently, reluctantly, supping a cuppa made from t*tleys
>bbc.com/news/articles/cd6lx2lpl9xoYeah i'm finkin drafties lost again lmfao
quite like the choonposting, me. i do stick on most YouTube links anons post, at least to have on in the background. found a few solid bands from you lot (same goes for games and kinos).as you were.
Quite oy vey-adjacent, this
I only really dislike "lesbian" trannies.
>>84327198Rishi Sunak told all the yoofs on TikTok he wouldn't be bringing back conscription over here.incompatible with British culture, i reckon. American patriotism is weird, quasi-religious even.
had a salad bowl of rice crispies. healthy option isn't it x
For me? It's wautism
>>84326792id's like other boards would make it better imho
>>84327272Lid you really need to get some normal bowls you know
normal bowl of oats for me. not one of these pure gluttons who spends heat/water on gruel.
who dis bish?
Imagine buying a pass and then being banned for a threat of violence. Pure jokes.
I am 47 and I have been on 4chan 20 years. AMA.
>>84327470How much snatch have you banged?
>>84327470did you ever find anything cool on /rs/?
also what was a 27-year-old doing on a 2000s website for teenagers?(not saying it's dodgy, just implying it.)
>>84327470how long did you lurk for
>>84327470Been on here 19 years n am 33! Bosh!
my mum has an obsession with nonces. all she posts about on facebook
miss ze old days...
>>84327470In 2007 it felt as if this site had already existed for AGES! FOREVER! Bc it already had such a history nd culture ! Nd the way ppl went on about Newfags ! As if the old days wis ancient history! In reality.................The website had only existed for 4 years! Same as between now and 2022 ! Strange to think about!
Ingested some rice pudding just now meProper sating that phwoar
>>84327470Are u happier in life now than you was back then? I enjoy life a lot more now than When i was that young ! >but u have no job. u have no bitches. u are pussyless. u are rizzless. u are low iq. u have bad eyesight. u are 5'7". I have Jesus life is good! ITs a matter of perspctive!
>>84327569i will say i miss when 4chan was 'an anime website' overall.but i suppose the whole culture was just like a continuation of the internet as a whole. whenever you hopped on a new game or some forum, you quickly knew the score.
when people used to go on about Usenet and the Eternal September of 1993, that was less time ago from 2007 than 2007 is from now.
>>84327620Haha yes a human life now is very short. In reality 93 to now isnt a long time really but in our current human life span it is. In the biblical days humans lived hundreds of years. I always liked the idea of living forever from the Vampire Chronicles like jist the fact of them living through so many different time periods nd seeing things change is quite fascinating.
>>84327620When we were in skool the 90s wis only 10 year prior! Less! Felt like ancient history already!
Not only in Interview With The* Vampire but in the Bible it says U really can live forever like Lestat ! I Was trying to avoid saying It as It might be obnoxious of me! But I cant help it!*A few ppl have said they get Mandela effect from this as Interview With A Vampire. The real title has The
Wonder how the Vampire chronicles tv show ended up. Ooooo I bet its brilliant and a faithful adaption Ill go an watch it straight away......................NOT!
>>84327651>>84327672never watched the film. kind of wanted to get into the books if they're like Twilight but actually good. like Vampire: The Masquerade or something, even if there's some sex/romance/gayness sprinkled in there.i'm just out of touch but it feels like kids/teens have more scenes than ever, but less at the same time. i'm sure there are still goths who listen to Siouxie and the Banshees and read Anne Rice novels, but the internet has made everyone both selfish and hyper-self-aware.idk, just at that point (my 30s) where i care about what the world is like for the kids growing up today.
>>84327682was joking about this on here the other day>any other 90s kids who used to watch the CBBC series Harry Potter? it was about some kids at a wizard school. think it had Kate Winslet in it, before she got famous. don't worry everyone, i haven't REALLY come from a parallel universe or alternative timeline.but this easily could have been how things went. just a daft after-school programme that looked like Tracy Beaker or summat.
Schlop schlop schlop UwU
>>84327746Thats called the Worst Witch :3
Nearly nearly drank alcohol at the old pubshire.But then I stopped myself. Still sober 2026 aren't I? Corrr.
>>84327480Two long term, two affairs.>>84327487Bridal porn was my kink.>>84327506A few months. /b/ was my thing. I remember the two-word captcha from book scans (Google Books digitising project) and one word could always be n-word, so we polluted a lot of scans.>>84327586Happier? Not sure. More self aware for sure.
>>84327777>Still sober 2026 aren't I? Corrr.blessed numbers for your personal victory
>>84327777Well done KEep lt up!
>>84327505Copious filth and basically unfiltered content. Go figure. I genuinely got into 4chan for /p/ and the brutality of the critique, and I gradually lost interest in photos as real life got in the way of being creative.
speaking of witch stories, was just reading thishttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/02/17/roald-dahl-books-rewritten-offensive-matilda-witches-twits/heard about this but it's odd seeing the actual examples. goes beyond PC, this. the 'sensitivity readers' are just making stuff up!
i have disregarded my own happiness my entire life
Could be older than some of you lot in here. Feel old now.
>>84328052Wow your RuneScape account is almost 20 years old. Don't you get a special cape for that?
>>84328052this would've been may, 2006.What was I doing in 2006, I would've been 9, probs just started school holiday or something, probs annoying my granman, life was so much easier then, the UK Was less of a shithole then.Back when the pakis owned corner shops and were friendly, here at least.
You break it you buy it < / 3
>that little black border when u dont crop it enough FUMING
>>84327974This will make you happy https://youtube.com/shorts/0vDjY69p0Dw
Hmm bed time now !Time for tubby bye bye >TIME FOR TUBBY BYE BYEBye x
i had a RuneScape account when it was the old graphics (sprites instead of 3D models).i ballsed it up though. the trve gamers hit high levels by purely training specific skills, i did whatever i felt like. so in the wildy there'd be fellow level 60s but they were all-in on combat while i had TARNISHED my account with some prayer training ;__;
Will be kool when chika goes to a church ! Dont get discouraged if u don't like it Try another one !
This is mind blowing n so sad n true I keep thinking about this vis a vis the average man on the street an some of my loved ones even! The walking dead!
Except when you're alive you always jabe the chance to change! That's why we are so blessed to eben.be alive and breathing to even have this decision we can make! Many have squandered it don't be another cautionary tale!
>>84328108I played on a RSC private server for about 8 months and got to a quite high level. Then one day I just had enough and stopped playing all together.
One thing that I wanted to do on RuneScape classic was get a dragon square shield. On the private server they were 15 million gold which was a fucking lot seeing as only 50-75 people played it at any given time. Resources were finite.
>the pregnant spaceship has a giant space vaginawew.
shall now attempt today's Wordle.
Finished my cuppa time for bed this time Night night friends !
not a word i'm familiar with, that. got the answer through brute force.don't feel accomplished. this is a hollow victory.
Sleepy xx
>>84328405>>84328392me too anonsleep tightone last cuppa before bed then time to watch...i think maybe some skyrim rp on twitch in bed.I still cannot believe that's a mod now, a skyrim multiplayer server with 750+ player slots. Crazy.
>>84328392>>84328405beds. now.>>84328435>I still cannot believe that's a mod now, a skyrim multiplayer server with 750+ player slots. Crazy.how well does it work? isn't Skyrim one of those games where going through menus pauses the game, does it just all run in real-time?watched a few videos of people playing Super Mario 64 in online multiplayer. science has gone too far.
>>84328482yeah, doesn't pause it when you do that. They have fully working local voice chat, armor, damage, combat to a degree, little bit of magic afaik, it wipes in 2 days and there'll be an update to add more places, cuz some of the map has to be altered to be online compatible
>>84328494phwoar. i can understand putting other players in, plonking their model at coordinates (x, y, z). but there must be a bunch of game logic stuff where the devs just didn't anticipate someone else running around.can you stab someone while they're chatting to an NPC? that's what i'd do. be the Silent Stabber, the Troublesome Trickster of Tamriel.
Scottish mong
>>84328540there's no NPCs yet, idk if they want them either, it's all player driven etc. No dragons either outside of admin events as far as I know. But I seen people on someones stream RPing as highway robbers who robbed a werewolf and got fucked up which lead the werewolf to get chased and killed, think the player perma'd
Scong
>>84328619just watched some lad's video of what does and doesn't work. looks like it's all over the place but they're getting there.i still find role-playing in multiplayer games a bit cringy, but damn, some of the GTA RP guys turn it into a barrel of laughs. we've come a long way since>*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
Mong of the Scottish variety
>>84328708Yeh, it's good foundation like. Just crazy to see skyrim have multiplayer to a degree. I still remember being in xbox live parties with my pals wishing we could play co-op together n shout at dragons
>oi lorryanon, want to go to a new contract we just won to another warehouse full of indian retards?>no>heres your map and paperwork lad, youre due there at 7 and due out at 10nob heads
>>84329030mate i cannae imagine how much of a headnip jeets are. I've done construction jobbies for jeets before n they're always nippy cunts, dont want to pay or want a discount, wormy little bastards
>>84329039honestly lad i didnt have any strong opinions about them until i started working with/around them, now theyre one of the biggest downsides of the job
>>84329067feel like that's everyone that's never dealt with them, the moment you start dealing with pakis, shitskins n jeets the more you fucking hate them. They all come from a low trust society where they thing ah cunts trying to scam them so they need to haggle over everything, like naw you lentil sucking prick, I already gave you a discount on the FUCKING bricks n sand n everything else cuz i'm giving u the trade price rather than the retail price you fucking PAKI cunt holy fuck they piss me off
Man i despise shemales
mate jews run this planet like total kike domination it sad
Anyone else here so into neetdom that to the governments eyes you're like a missing person or assumed to be living completely off grid for years or decades.If I got a job and opened a bank account right now I'd probably be flagged by mi5 for appearing out of nowhere and being a potential spy
>>84329172we had an anon here the other day 29 no id no passport no bank account never had a job never signed on no friends, actual ghost citizen
>>84329172yeah for all intents and purposes, i could be one of those people living off-grid. expired passport, no driving licence, it's not like the DWP pops round my flat in-person.but then again we've grown up in the digital age. when did we start having all these records on EVERYONE? National Insurance and such, not just an entry in the Domesday Book.
corrrr that Farscape season 1 ended on a mad cliffhanger. need sleep though. good night, /britfeel/
>Page 7Buh-bye breadinghamsX
Enjoy workI'm getting a full english breakfast delivered at your expense lol
>>84329172Yes. People don't believe me when I tell them I don't really understand how to write a CV. They just give me a look.They're like "just get it done", and I'm like "I have no fucking idea what you're saying".
just had a single type 3, one wiper. the day has started well
>>84329805Enjoy your munch broWagie here sending love xo
Good morning from the car park at Widemouth Bay in Cornwall
>>84330205You living in your car lad?
>>84330205Good morning from my bed. Suppose I better get up and have some toast mind
My grandmas on both sides have died and my parents have inherited a total of 670,000 pounds in assets and money. Combine this with the value of their house and their net worth is now over 1 million pounds. My parents are now millionaires.God I fucking love being middle class lads. Got generational wealth coming out all orifices. Council estate mongs cannot relate.
>>84330039Started out as 1, moved to 5, then finished by blasting out a 6. Mental.
>>84330257This is literally the future of Britain stagnant growth and soaring inequality will mean most wealth will be inherited wealth. Literally back to the 19th century in terms of class structure. Back to the world of upstairs downstairs.
>>84330259NTA but, all the downstairs are HMOs full of rapey illegals.
>>84330257LARPing little mong acting tough on britfeel over mummy and daddy's money whoahahahahaha
>>84330212Might as well be yesGot evicted last month and I live on sofas until benniebongs are sorted.
>>84330298>triggered.gifLove to see it. Enjoy being low status, pleb.
Seethers are circling. Be ready.
>>84330345I've activated my heat proof shields to protect from any meltdown happening in the thread. Also fitted the forward looking laser thermometer so I can scan anons, anybody above 45 degrees is clearly having a meltdown.Stay frosty lads.
>>84330331Got any proof little lad or are you just full of shit?
>>84330257in a similar situation de lad and it's lush I have to say x
no proof as well. LARPing little spastic whoahahahahaha
>>84330387buying a house with mummy's mummy and that is 4x LUSH x
>>84330392>mummy's mummymongboy.jpg
Seethemong starting early today. Don't you normally sleep in?
>>84330400I'm buying it with my granny, lad.
still no proofwhoahahahahaha
Another big day sat alone posting on 4chan is it big man?
>>84330478Big big bigby big big
>>84330478Me and Ebin will go out for a couple of drinks laters
seasideMARK Friday late morning uploafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owka0u04EZQ
Just bought a 3 year 4chan passNeed to get back in touch with my roots and those captchas were impossible
Reform voters have no vision, and would ultimately be happy if they brought back 70's telly and asbestos. Just had to get that one out.
>>84330709No more captchas for you my lad it lust 4x
>>84330711They are thick af
>>84330711I don't like Reform because I don't think the NHS or the BBC should be privatised. A little more patriotic programming and less diversity in hiring would be fine. Their plan to cut benefits is also inhumane.
>>84330711Speak to any Reform voter and they're like "we need racism to fix this country"and I'm like "you know, every time any country has tried racism, it has failed and made the country worse"and they're like "n-n-n-no that wasn't proper racism, 'r Nige is going to do it right this time!"
>>84330722t. lad on benefits time to get a job
>>84330731Where are these magical jobs you keep talking about?
>>84330711BRING BACK PROPER BINMENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2IrQA2yHL8
Swop educated for brainwashed and the chart gains another level of accuracy
Wonder what HHL thinks about that
>>84330728Bruv, half of their members are brown, and Farage constantly counter signals the idea that certain people can't be British or can be deported. They literally don't know what they believe in, other than some vaguely formed sense of nostalgia, wrapped up in boomer spite.
Me? I'm making money in the card board worldI buy trading cards and then sell them, for maybe about 20% or so profit
>>84330747You're so invested in him hhl is your world lmao
>>84330731Only old people should be allowed benefits. Young people need to get one of these jobs we keep giving away to other people who work for cheapert - Reform
>>84330757What's your father up to nowadays?
>>84330770He sadly passed away about 6 months ago, it was completely unexpected but the world marches on, we can't let ourselves drown in regret, we must too march on
>>84330747He thinks about when he can next get up to some noncing, the freak.
>>84330757its nice to have one of the originals back. i check your wordpress from time to time
>trying to sell my old keyboard on marketplace>get a message>hamedoh boy you already know how this is gonna go
Think about how huge Doctor Who was in the '00s. The show was a nationally notable cultural event at the time, and Tennant was widely loved. Tenants were everywhere. I remember every store had a huge display of Doctor Who toys. Like Robot Wars and Big Brother, the British public no longer remembers it.
>>84330785south asians love to haggle
>>84330783I'm expecting to post mostly around night since I work night shift, me and HHL will be the nightguard
>>84330787Says something about people's taste though, cause Tennant was never that good as a Doctor. Eccleston, sure.What was the appeal of Tennant? He just tapped into some current of British men wanting to be some vaguely britpop, Jamie Oliveresque proto-hipster, gallivanting around calling everything "brilliant" in a mockney accent?It's honestly repulsive to me.
>>84330792you work? i thought you sold cards
>>84330806teenage american girls thought he was cute
>>84330809Everyone has a side hustle these days>>84330806Dr Who was quite a good show at the time, big budget for British TV
>>84330823I don't know why it peaked so hard with Tennant though. I think he's literally the worst of those first four. I don't think I was ever as into it as I was when Eccleston was Doctor. He was great. He had some rugged grit about him.
>>84330838girls thought he was cute thats all
>>84330812The Americans really liked Matt Smith.
>>84330849It got a hard push around that time, but I feel like most American fans will still tell you they like Tennant more.Me, I like Smith more. Smith was funnier, and if I dare say, a better actor.
Ugly tattoos no cap de lids
>>84330862All tattoos look like shit once you reach a certain age.
Me? Just got done shagging the missus on my lunch break. Wfh chads report in!
UK government welfare bill now exceeds the total income generated from all income tax per year LMAO!
>>84330757Do you have any vintage pokemon cards mate?
>>84330838It was still new, Eccelstone just did 1 season and did the hard work of getting it off the ground) and people realised they prefered the light and fun tone of TennantThe following Doctors all got compared negatively to what came before and it wasn't fresh and new anymore
>>84330877gonna have to rebuild the empire, to pay for all the bennies.
>>84330877Half of it is spent on pensions you mong or don't they tell you that on GBeebies?
>>84330880I've got a couple of Ancient Mew's lying around but can't find themI just sell Magic the Gathering though, I buy Commander Decks and break them down for singles
>>84330888unironically, why do old people need so much money? Don't they have savings, and kids?
>>84330888Does that make it better? The pension is still bennies. It's still young productive people being burdened with paying for unproductive olds. Total gerontocracy.Rachel Thieves and the rest of Labour will look at the welfare bill exceeding income tax for the first time in history and feel proud that they're 'redistributed wealth' or whatever. Fucking mongs burning the country down to stay warm.
>>84330888Reform is committed to maintaining the triple lock. they aim to fund this by reducing benefit claims, saving billions of pounds a year.
I bet HHL is fuming that Moni is getting more attention than he is. Shame he's been banned for 30 days and lost his 4chan pass! Kekking!
The government spends about a billion pounds PER DAY just giving people money to live on. I wonder what it would take in theory for the uniparty to slash the welfare bill. Could they even do it? Are they just too ideologically committed to the idea of tax-and-borrow-to-give?
@Grok which political party has the fittest members?
>>84330902"Young productive people" in this country are overwhelmingly left wing, don't hate their parents and grandparents and don't want to work until they die
If current trends continue the government will be spending 400 billion pounds a year by 2030. All of that is welfare, not investment, not infrastructure, not research i.e. the things that have long-term payoffs. No, all that will be spent on consumption - instead of bridges and reservoirs and telecomm lines it will go to KFC buckets and cigs for the terminally unproductive.
>>84330937This.Need to start being stricter, kick the lying bastards off welfare, and use it for people that genuinely need it.
>>84330947some people would cut their legs off rather than get a job
All the mongs here regurgitating GBeebies talking points. Fucking hell it's like I'm sat in a care home when the news is on 24/7
>>84330937Thing is, if someone is truly, really, genuinely incapable of working, like they had an accident and they're paraplegic or something, then fine okay I am actually happy with my taxes going to support them. What really fucking gets to me is fucking cunt mong dossers that have their entire lives funded by taxpayers because they 'have a bad back' or whatever the fuck absurd excuse they have. Sorry, but the point of government isn't to just pay for peoples' lives by default. It's truly insane and some of the most parasitic selfish mindset I've ever seen. I despise these people, the scum of the earth.You got a bit of a bad knee? You feel overwhelmed by interactions? Arthritis? Hey I'm very sorry about that, but you do actually need to just get a job. The entitlement mindset is so fucking toxic.
>>84330904so throw the actually needy under the bus, to fund the rich and aging?
>>843309563 in 10 autistic people are employed and cutting benefits won't change that.
>>84330918They could literally just make it easier for us to find work.I've tried finding work. I don't get it. Literally why can't people just come to me, and offer me work?>do you want to ride around on the back of a van and unload pallets for an afternoon?Yeah, okay. I was only going to sit here masturbating.
>>84330956The ones that annoy me the most are the obese ones>waaah i cant work cause im obese give me a free scooter and benniesthese people deserved to be culled from the human race. they fucked themselves by eating like retards and becoming obese THEN sponge off the state. just execute them
>>84330962as it stands, you need a three page CV to compete with 1000 Indians to stack cans of beans on the shelves. something is broken
I don't blame reform for not including an anti-triple lock pledge in their manifesto. If you want to be voted into power in the UK you simply can't include such a pledge because you will lose the tens of millions of votes you need. You may as well stop running for office.When the triple lock is revised into something more manageable it will be by a party that pledged to keep it, that's the only way this happens. It's the reality of a democratic system that has had the ratchet cranked as far along as we have.>51% votes to take money from the 49%>"excuse me but that will be economically disastrous down the line">DUN CARE GIB ME YOUR MOENY WE VOOOOOOOTED FOR THIS!!!Ah, democracy!
>>84330977"maybe we could stop importing these endless numbers of indians to compete against our own citizens for jobs and depress wages?"..."...Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
sunderlands biggest battyman irl melty
revisiting the classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T-jDkFMOK0
>>84330906>more attention than he isThat's his whole problem, self importance.. and he feeds his own delusions by samefagging.
>>84330989All that would cost about 25 pound now, you know the economy is fucked when fast food is expensive.
>>84330888my grandmother worked for 3 months when she was 18, hasn't worked since, got divorced at 35 and went on bennies.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0krdgjy0kko>Man jailed for killing abused wife who jumped from bridgegroundbreaking, this. a lot of women are about to go to prison for driving men to suicide.
Spliffington upon de garage time methinks.
>>84331010>groundbreaking, this. a lot of women are about to go to prison for driving men to suicide.HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAWait, do you actually believe that?
How the fuck can white people still defend dogs?
>>84331019it would never happen. infantilizing women is ok when the courts do it apparently. pure misogyny
>>84330937That's the end result of dysgenics and like always it takes until we're at breaking point for everyone to realize that some people probably should just be sterilized. Problem could be solved by offering 10K to low IQ fast life impulse mongs who don't think more than 2 seconds to have their tubes tied or nuts cut off.
>>84330977like, what the fuck do you even put in a CV? I don't get it.>here are all of the reasons I'm great, and you should hire meI mean, it's obviously going to be lies, isn't it?No, I'm not a "reliable worker" or a "team player", but I'll do it for money. What do you want?
>>84331025How can muslims defend their prophdophile?
>>84331040You put your past jobs typically
>>84331007low key based desu why work when you dont have to
Business idea: shoot everybody above 75
>>84331044I've never had a job, because I don't understand how to get one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=211rFmizEY4my friend on disc just send me this. told me to share on britfeel. any other gamer autistics in? happy life day, hope it gets better for u
>>84331007a lot of women of that generation feel that it is the man's duty to work. is getting women to work even really what they want?
>>84331051then you're out of luck
>>84331025This is always fighting breeds that should be illegal. Normal pet dogs aren't goring kids, willy nilly.
>>84331043How can white people defend the Epstein list?
>>84331052As a rule of thumb i never click on youtube links posted here
>>84331061So the government wants to punish me on the basis that I don't have a job, because I can't get a job, because people wont give me one?
>>84331064Funny how it keeps happening every other week
>>84331067He isn't white. Jews aren't white. They admit this themselves.
Phwoar gotten up me, have i notIndeed yesX
>>84331070why lad/lass?
>>84331073Because stupid people keep insisting on keeping fighting breeds, as if they were a golden retriever.
From an American: why aren't you guys staging a revolution right now? All I hear about the UK is that you all are getting completely raped by immigrants your tyrannical government is importing in. Almost makes me ashamed of my English ancestry. But then again, we should have had a revolution after Vietnam, and nobody here seems to care about fixing anything anymore, so I don't have much room to talk.
>>84331075they are white when it suits them
>>84331043it is kind of funny how Iranian propaganda immediately leapt on calling America the Epstein empire.I mean, they are, but come on lads. We all know what you lot are okay with over there.Literally just using the morality of the West, against the West, and hoping no one checks.
>NOOOOOO MY INBRED ROTTWEILER-PITTBULL-MASTIFF CROSS CALLED BUTTERCUP IS A LOVELY LITTLE SOFTIE SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT FOUR GASHES ALONG THE FACE OF THAT THREE YEAR OLD YOU CAN'T PUT HER DOWN IT'S NOT RIGHT SHE'S WELL BEHAVED SOMETHING MUST HAVE JUST SPOOKED HER IT'S NOT THE BREED IT'S THE OWNER BUT ALSO IT'S NOT ME BECAUSE I RAISED HER WITH LOVE AND CUDDLES AND GOT HER LOTS OF NEW PLUSHIE TOYS EVERY TIME SHE RIPPED THE TO SHREDS!!!
>>84331067Do all whites? Yet all Muslims can not say anything bad about their problematic prophet.
>>84331097>>>/pol/532872500You cannot handle the Truth.Q_+
>>84331097>dude, just be a one man army, and get yourself thrown in prisonIt's like it's entirely ineffective as a strategy or something.
>>84331100Shared in Redcalf hun.
When you post on britfeel you add another log to the fire. The heat keeps us warm and the light removes the isolation. May we burn forever and may your posts always be illuminating.
>>84331115Huzzah.
>>84331115hey google translate this post to latin pls
