[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1775578757621940.jpg (326 KB, 828x795)
326 KB
326 KB JPG
People who let their dogs out in their front yard without a leash should be skinned alive. God forbid I want to check the fucking mail in broad daylight without having to consider grabbing grandpa's Ithaca in the garage.
>>
man the fuck up. it's just a doggo
also animals only attack you if you have violent thoughts
so fix your mind
>>
>>84328103
nah some dogs are trained to be violent and we all know it, people really be starting attack dog lessons but not finishing them and now the lessons have spread
i knew a guy with pits that would teach his dog to attack but he never taught the safeword so the dogs were just hyperaggressive
>>
>>84328026
Imagine being scared of dogs
>>
dogs aren't compatible with a civilized society.
>>
>adopted a 9 year old dog expecting her to die soon
>she's almost 14
>mom adopted a puppy
>stuck with both
Goddamit
>>
>>84328103
>>84328116
You two should be bear sprayed along with unattended mutts
>>
Remember, they're all good boiz. Dey don't bite! It's the owner! Not the breed!
>>
You're just a pussy faggot. Nothing is stopping you from poisoning the dog or walking out with a plank or pocket knife. Hell you could even befriend the dog with food if you didn't have such low iq.
>>
Consider not checking" the fucking mail" while trespassing on other people's property. In some parts of the country that behavior lead to something much worse than a dog coming your way.
>>
>>84329363
Consider not being retarded
>>
>>84329381
I'll be as retarded as I please. You have little to worry about as it will never affect you unless you start prowling around my property.
>>
>>84329406
Same as with the dog Timmy won't do shit kek
>>
>>84329875
Why would you name your dog Timmy? Only middle aged women do that shit.
At least try using your brain and think of something interesting like hambone, diesel, cracky, bouncer, regus, porkchop, mouser... The furbaby thing is weird enough, keeping animals that don't work. Doing that and additionally giving them people names is just plain mental illness.
>>
>>84328103
>>84328116
She's probably a woman or a delicate twink. You can kick an aggressive shitbull in it's jaw until it's dead or pisses off.
>>
>>84328103
>animals only attack you if you have violent thoughts
Animals can read minds?
>>
>>84330367
There seems to be something to this. Instincts might as well be psychic ability, so is being able to read a humans intentions so crazy? They can tell if someone is relaxed, stressed, nice, mean, etc., probably pheromones or something.
>>
>>84328026
Yeah I agree, take control over your dogs or perish. I fucking hate dogs
>>
I agree with you. Also people that walk their dogs off leash, even on trails, deserve to be raped by a pack of gorillas. I have been through three dog attacks. Three. The next dog to even jump on me is getting a knife straight into its eyeball. I scream at them to leash their dog and they always get angry at me. They tell me that he is trained and friendly and I always loudly say that if it comes near me I'm going to kill it and call the police. I don't care if it makes me a Karen. Keep control of your fucking dog or I will end its life. You can hear your ugly pitbull whimper and take it's last breaths as it bleeds out of its eyeballs and neck .The law will side with me because I am a white woman. I genuinely hope one tries again
>>
>>84330196
No you fucking can't. You have obviously never been involved in a serious pitbull attack. I bet you also think that a thumb up its butthole works. It takes multiple full-grown adults to pry a pitbull off of its prey. When it is in mauling aggression mode it will even turn on its owner trying to pry it off. I watched a pitbull almost bite it's owners hand off while it was trying to stop it from mauling the dog in front of me. She was dripping blood everywhere.
>>
File: 1390767598188.gif (175 KB, 300x100)
175 KB
175 KB GIF
>>84330367
I have heard that animals will start running ahead of time before there's an earthquake. lets see muh science explain that
>>
>>84330625
There should really be a law against pitbulls, put all the owners in camps
>>
>>84330620
Pitbulls suck but holy shit, you've got problems. We have a coworker who'd sometimes visit on days off and bring this huge German shepherd to work. Always cheered up my day. He'd walk around and say hi to everyone, sometimes coming up to me two or three times so I can pet, grapple, or roll with it. That's like the only thing I liked about it. A yappy little shit dog like chihuahuas are annoying, but most dogs are the normal kind. Just give it a, headpat and it will run off to see the next person. They don't just randomly attack unless it's an actual bulldog breed.
>>
>>84330636
Bet you wish that German Shepherd could have bent you over. You sound like you are in love with it. Fucking gay furry
>>
The worst about dogs is when you have kids. I was taking a walk with my 12 yo niece last year and a big dog tried to bite her. The owner? Some skinny woman incapable of holding the big dog. After seeing the dog trying to bite my niece all she said was "he just wants to play teheee". I live in the country with highest dog ownership and the streets are full of shit stains, pee and there's constant barking.
>>
>>84330620
>white woman who isn't a fur baby mom
marriage material
>>
>>84328026
Get a dog of peace (pitbull) and let him rip guts out of your neighbors dogs.
100%:
you will win neighbours RESPECT
their dogs will never bother you again

Be top dog yourself.
>>
>>84330744
you would need to kill the nigbull afterwards so it doesn't maul you in your sleep. So you are better off poisoning the neighbor's dogs with xylitol
>>
File: Shjs2893.jpg (32 KB, 723x407)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>84330991
>you would need to kill the nigbull
That ain't problem.

>So you are better off poisoning the neighbor's dogs with xylitol
You may run into a problem with a law.

Dog been a proxy absolves legal sins. This is why dog owners can send them to bite your kids and then go afterwards "he just wants to play teheee". Turn this legal trick on them and there is nothing dog owners can do here.
>>
>>84331008
based and talmud-pilled



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.