Are tits the ass of the chest, or is the ass the tits of the legs?
tits are the ass of the chest. before we were upright homo sapiens we were on all fours and stared at juicy ass all day. when we started standing up tits became the new sexual signaling organ to replace ass
>>84329195tits have a function beyond ooga booga, they're meant to feed the kids your brain wants you to put in her, ass is a derivative of hips. while hips are another functional desire (wide hips, easy birth) the glutes are purely aesthetic.I like both anyways
>>84329195Tits are ass of the chest. They developed as humans switched from doggy style to missionary position.
>>84329206Imagine being the first proto human to fuck the foid with big fat bouncy tits in missionary, mustve blown the fattest load the world has ever see
>>84329195imagine a woman pulls her tits apart and there's a brown anus in between them. what would you do? i'd run away screaming in case she's one of them "The Things"
>>84329402you have reminded me of a series i saw on /d/ a long time ago about these alien women with cocks who would get fatter and their cocks would get bigger every time they got cummed into. anyway they work out if they fuck each other infinitely they will get crazy huge and their cocks bigger, and because they are so huge their nipples are enormous and they put their dick into each others breasts and cum inside their nipples. it was pretty neato but was in like 2012 so i got no chance of finding it ever again
>>84329195Tits, ass, vulva, lips, thighs, armpits, and that crease that shows up on top of your hips when you kneel are the cleavage furrow of those respective body parts.
>>84329206>>84329204Prehistoric females didn't breastfeed their kids?
>>84330502they did, but the tits were facing the ground before we were upright so men didnt see them most of the time and thats the difference. dogs have tits and breastfeed too but dogs dont care about tits, they are all about the asshole because thats what is right in front of their nose.
>>84330502I understand what your are implying and it's an amazingly a stupid stretch you fuckin retard
>>84330557It probably has more to do with our extended caregiving phase before kids reach maturity than it does being upright. Because our brains are big and complex and take much, much longer to develop than the rest of the animal kingdom, we are reliant on our mom's chest for warmth and nutrition for much longer periods of time than other mammals. That extended breastfeeding phase signaling everything good in the world crossed wires with our adult sexuality at some point.
>>84329948Cunt what the fuck
>>84330502It's like how all monkeys have nipples, but only grow breasts if they get pregnant.
