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I need to cum so bad but I'm so bad at getting in the zone. I start rubbing myself but I start get impatient then distracted. It seems so much easier with a dick.
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>>84329641
Trying to jerk off when you're barely horny feels the same for men. We just have much higher sex drives
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>>84329649
that's fair enough
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>>84329641
Use a shower head, you can just lie there and it does the thing and you don't need to actively do anything
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>>84329641
Women don't cum, they piss.
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>>84329649
Don't lie to her like that, men and women are much more similar than you'd think. Anyway >>84329641 sorry about that, you should get yourself some sex toys like a vibrator or something, that'll probably get you off easier than rubbing.
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>>84329656
my shower doesn't have nearly enough pressure. and the vibrator i have is wayyy too strong for me. im kinda sensitive.
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>>84329641
man = more autistic = more focused = able to cum faster
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>>84329641
What do you have to lose? Just use the freaky porn, it's not like it will ruin your mind any more.
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>>84329673
i think freaky porn is gross i cant get off on it
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>>84329669
>Don't lie to her like that, men and women are much more similar than you'd think.
>t. no clue in biology
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>>84329670
Let moid (me) restrain your wrists and ankles, blindfold you and play with your tits while forcibly using that vibrator on you until you squirt all over
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>>84329830
wow, what an offer. no thank you!
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>>84329641
Little bit of alcohol could help you relax, or try to hump something, but you to get in the zone like nothing else matters or imagine your dream scenario to be cracked
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>>84329842
I'm trying to help you cum with a strategy I know will work
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why are women masturbating on our male virgin board
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>>84329641
I out down my feminist literature books(I'm 6'3 btw) to remind you women do not have sex drives and you shouldn't let yourself be made to feel bad by the male dominated sexuality scope because you can't compete.
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>>84329641
adhd interfering with gooning? you're also implying that you're a female who can't turn a female on and get a female to orgasm. keks all around.
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>>84329884
i do have adhd so yeah def
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>>84329893
then you should try to start slow and properly. all the usual stuff, you know. Taking time is important, you know the drill.
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>>84329641
just let me eat you out bro what are we even doing here
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>>84329930
asking the real questions. come here anon.
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>>84329965
are you going to let me eat you out?
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>>84329981
perhaps. are you good at it?
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It's frustrating when I'm horny but can't bring myself to orgasm. Genital mutilation is fucked up. I haven't seen a doctor in decades. I don't take any drugs, not even soft drugs like Tylenol or aspirin. I carefully structure life to do the right thing like remembering to eat, sleep, etc.. I only work part time instead of full time. Literally doing everything right, the only bad variable is a jewish pedophile raped me as an infant and then mutilated me to have a physical trophy to take and keep as a reminder.
I hate them so much.
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>>84329989
yeah i would say so i know a few techniques
im going to put my tongue flat on your clit
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>>84329995
that seems like a you problem bud.
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>>84329996
that's usually a good start
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>>84330007
what else do you want me to do
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>>84330003
I'm glad we agree they should all be eradicated with prejudice. It's important to try to look on the bright side. Delinda est and all that stuff.
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>>84330019
hey you said you know the techniques
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>>84330024
terrible bait. lock in.
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>>84330026
true i guess i just want to make you cum from eating you out before we move to the next base
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>>84330031
tell me more about u eating me out. gooning material.
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>>84330036
nta, but just roleplay with an AI.
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>>84330043
not its better w real ppl ai is robot
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>>84330036
Im going to start kissing you everywhere around it starting from your inner thighs and then going towards it slowly and then im going to tease your lips and then your clit but im not going to start eating you out just yet
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>>84330052
hehe well well well
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>>84330059
then when youre fucking begging for it im going to put my tongue in it like its my last meal on this planet and im going to just eat you out till your legs are shivering after that ill start with the fingers while keeping my tongue on your clit
my goal is to overstimulate as much as possible and make you cum atleast twice before we move on
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>>84330077
thank you for your service. im manifesting you the most mind blowing head of your life.
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>>84330044
but this board is not a place for goon roleplay. esp. not taking turns.
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>>84330092
nuh uh doesnt say that in the rules
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>>84330082
what do you mean manifesting lil bro you'll have to return the favor when im actually eating you out
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>>84330093
not about the rules.
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>>84330094
will do handsome
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>>84329641

failsister?
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They make vibrators for a reason, nona.
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>>84329641
go fuck your bf



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