>>84333421
>drunk drive bro its fun!
Yeah I don't think I will.
I'm just not going to.
Hahahaha

>>84333421
>jewish-owned alcohol producers feeling the squeeze from their cousins turning the goyim into impoverished wagies

>>84333436
>bro you just automatically crash your car if you have a few drinks before driving
Grow up, incel. It's fine if you don't have too much and have a some food with it

great troll thread. you're guaranteed to get probably about 200 replies or so by pretending to be a woman and using low-tier engagement bait.

hey what's everyone's favorite type of grass? i love it when you wake up in the morning around 5amish in the summer when the light is just starting to peek through the clouds and everything is still in a bit of a foggy haze. have you ever walked barefoot in the grass? it's just a little cool and every blade has a drop of dew on it. i remember reading once that a famous princess or queen would have her maids collect the morning dewdrops so she could wash her face in them with flowers. something about thinking it would keep her beauty and prevent her from turning old. but when you walk out and let the blades brush your bare legs, feel the soft damp soil beneath your feet, and let the dew refresh you while looking up at the sky turning from dark blueish-black with sparkling stars to the greyish-purple of early morning as the sun starts to rise overhead and the world fills with honey-golden rays and the heavens shoot and sputter with explosions of pink, orange, and yellow... it's like the whole world is waking up with you. birds start to chirp and sing, dogs howl to remind each other that their friends are still there, the bugs start to buzz and land on the plants now gently blowing in the breeze. it's peaceful. it makes you remember you're alive but that in that moment, when the rest of the world is still only half-dozing, the time when children experience the dreams that will shape their thoughts for the rest of their lives and adults relish the relived memories of what once was, you feel alive, dead, waiting, drumming with anticipation all at the same time. anything could happen today, anything at all. the world is entirely your own.

>>84333421
No and you cannot make me. I won't waste money on drinks orders of magnitude more expensive than they should be to tempararily become orders of magnitude dumber than I should be just for you then turn around and say that I was soo disgusting when drunk and I should have stayed sober and driven you home.

>>84333464
same with heroin you know

>>84333421
>Why are men so boring now?
I'm old and I'm on /r9k/ on friday. guess why
>Touch grass and drink some alcohol you fucking boring incel
I'm driving my car pretty much every single day. I don't drink and drive. I don't drink.

>>84333475
that's great, do you drink at home then? what's your favorite kind of drink to make? what kind of food do you like to pair it with? if you don't drink, what kind of drinks and food do you like anyway? what excites your palate?

>>84333487
>old
how old? it's not evening yet.
>car
what kind of car do you drive? if you don't want to answer, what kind of car do you wish you could drive if you had no barriers to obtaining it? how do you like to drive? do you like to go fast and feel the thrill of the heavy vehicle thrumming underneath your weight, fully aware you're the one in control of a machine that could kill multitudes if you so desired? do you like to drive slow and leisurely and stare out the windows at the environment around you? do you drive with the windows down and let yourself feel the wind on your face? do you blast music so that everyone can hear? what kind of music do you like? do you ever drive somewhere with no particular destination in mind just to see where you end up? do you ever intentionally get yourself lost by taking backroads or other alternative routes just to see if you can figure your way back out again using only your spatial awareness and your own wits, no gps? do you stop at new and interesting places to explore and meet new and interesting people and try new and interesting things you never would have if you had just taken the interstate? do you drive on the interstate? do you drive on highways? do you take the most direct route or do you take the scenic one?

>>84333479
have you ever shot up a system depressant like heroin before driving? have you ever gotten drunk and driven before? have you ever tried drugs? alcohol? what do you do for fun? what brings you joy?

>>84333421
Why are women such entitled whores these days?

I dont drink alcohol. I can tolerate a man who drinks on occasion, but i am adamnetly anti drug. I dont drink alcohol on any occasion, but id tolerate it in my future bf.

Cant be with a drug user at all. Very anti drug

>>84333514
nothing brings me joy anymore anon and alcohol never did either

>>84333500
>if you don't drink, what kind of drinks and food do you like anyway?
Unironically Tap water 95% of the time. The majority of the rest being tea, followed by cocoa and cream liquors for rare occasions. So I do drink at home, just very rarely. I have probably drunk as much alcohol in my entire life as the average normie on a saturday clubbing.
As for food: Mostly slop, probably. I am in the process of learning to cook and specialize on making sauces, because that's where you can get the most flavor from the easiest. It is a nice endeavor, but to be fair, most meals consist of either cereals or some variety of bread with some variety of sausage or cheese or sweet spread.

>>84333436
that's a great answer. thank you for understanding the agency you have in this world and emphasizing both your autonomy and sovereignty when the media tries to manipulate you and people online try to peer pressure you to go against your own values!
>>84333444
goyim are already overwhelmingly impoverished wagies in your schema of the world but thank you too for emphasizing that you see through the performative and ritualistic nature of social shaming online and see it as the crude attempt at money gouging that it is! it's good to be a critical thinker of the content you consume. :)

>>84333521
>alcohol never did either
well it sounds like you beat a habit then. that's something to be proud of yourself for, anon. many people succumb to lifetimes of addictions and self-destruction for far less than that. i'm sorry that you find nothing brings you joy anymore though. can i ask what did before and when that changed?

>>84333512
>how old?
let's say 40
>where
usually driving to and from work, and grocery gigamarkets.
>what kind of car
a modern one. full automatic. basically capable of self-driving. I want to be relaxed.
>dream car
self-driving and fast. tesla S double does the trick, 0-60mph in under 2 seconds. but I don't own tesla s.
>direct or scenic
direct
>music while driving
some very chill stuff, like lounge mixes is preferable. I used to listen to heavy metal, but it makes driving more erratic.
>loud
relatively, but not really
>windows
closed
>stop at new places
no. unless I have to drive somewhere because of an appointment or shit like that
>gps?
yes.
>cars in general
car is a tool for me.

I've been drinking for 20 years and I think it'll kill me very soon. There's nothing fun or exciting about dying from organ failure but at least the suffering ends 30-40 years earlier.

>>84333540
>well it sounds like you beat a habit then.
I didn't form one because it was unenjoyable and unproductive to socializing. The closest I came to sex was being incapacitated on the floor while I fat girl tried to rape my whiskey dick.
>can i ask what did before and when that changed?
Video games and gooning since 10 and bored of it. Before that? Idk playing with toys and video games.

>>84333529
>tap water
me too! i love tea, what kind do you like to drink? if i'm having a rare dessert drink i also like doing kahlua or baileys for a mudslide or pouring butterscotch schapps into a mug of eggnog. it's my favorite christmas indulgence.

>I am in the process of learning to cook and specialize on making sauces, because that's where you can get the most flavor from the easiest.
impressive of you and very true regarding sauces! people always underestimate the power of a good sauce or a collection of spices. what kind of sauces are you focused on at the moment, and do you have any particular favorites? i've given up on not breaking mine and achieving restaurant quality, it's simply too finnicky and i'm not that picky if it tastes good to me.
>or some variety of bread with some variety of sausage or cheese or sweet spread.
mmm, very european. i love making a german spread like this of sauerkraut, various types of hard and soft cheese, different sausages, perhaps some panfried potatoes, mustards, and different nuts and jams to go with the cheese i spread on crackers or eat with bread. have you ever made your own bread before? you can never go back to storebought after.

>>84333558
do you keep activated charcoal at home? you should. it will absorb toxic substances if you take it when poisoned. it works for many poisonings.

>>84333551
that's an interesting choice of car, anon! you don't see very many people nowadays bragging about teslas. they're mostly mocking musk and cybertrucks. what is it about a tesla in particular that makes you desire it above other cars? is it the self-driving that you want in particular because you view transporation as an inconvenience to bypass and a tool? that's a perfectly fine way of looking at things and many people share it if not most people.
>heavy metal
i used to know some people deeply into this but could never get into it myself past a few bands. i liked doom and sludge though. what kind of lounge mixes do you like? like old style lounge which is more jazzy and big band or modern lounge which can be electronic? i believe there were periods of calm jazz and ambient hip-hop in between as well. do you listen to anything with lyrics, or do you prefer instrumental?

>I want to be relaxed.
ah, don't we all. what do you find relaxes you in your day to day life? i'm partial to my bubble baths with epsom salts, oils, and candles.

>>84333562
>The closest I came to sex was being incapacitated on the floor while I fat girl tried to rape my whiskey dick.
i'm sorry to hear that this happened to you anon. that's an incredibly disturbing event to have to experience. what a repulsive human being. who takes advantage of someone incapacitated like that whom they know would be unwilling when sober? no wonder you stayed away from those sort of scenes. they sound deeply predatory and you're better off not being landwhale raped every other night.
>toys and video games
what kind of toys and video games? did you ever go on something like /tg/ or one of the many /v/s, and when you say toys, do you mean literal toys as a child or things like figures, cards, and other things adults like to call "collectibles" because admitting they are toys (and are AWESOME for it) would get them sneered at by less insecure and far more bitchy adults?

>>84333421
has the article writer seen the fucking prices for drinks in bars?
A night at the bar where I drink socially would put me in a year of debt, I'm not even gonna talk about drinking to get drunk.

>>84333599
Men need to stop being broke then. If you cant afford drinks for yourself and your date, you need to get a better job. How do you expect to provide for her when you are married if you cant afford 200 dollars on a date?

>>84333599
isn't it sad how the world has shifted so much that what were once basic luxuries now seem completely out of our grasp? this isn't even considering all the ways bartenders get so snooty about what you order and love to shittalk you online in a million "drinks bartenders HATE customers to order, If You Order This We Are Making Fun of You and Probably Spit In It". the answer is always "anything that requires me to do more work than pour a single liquor in a single glass". and even then i just saw one earlier that said they hate when you order beer. order something simple and they'll bitch you out for being cheap and not allowing them creativity too, and that you're definitely not going to tip so why even bother NOT shorting you on your drink?

when did people get so collectively entitled and so bold as to express how much they are to everyone online?

>>84333609
this isn't your thread anymore, larper. look around you.

>>84333598
>no wonder you stayed away from those sort of scenes.
there is no other scenes, every attempt to leave my home is met with violence, it is what it is
>do you mean literal toys as a child
actual toys like random lego and stuff, i didn't have the money to grow fascinated with anything in particular because it was all second or third hand things and I don't have the energy or interest to be obsessed in collectibles
my whole life has been tvslop and toyslop, then gameslop and goonslop so i'm just cooked and we should stop talking before i steal a bit of your soul into my hollow

>>84333585
>why tesla
fast and self-driving, yes. but cheaper chinese cars are capable too. at least nowadays.
>lyrics, style, lounge, instrumental
all of it. mixes like this
>https://www.mixcloud.com/bogdan-postolache/morning-in-santorini-chillout-mix/
>metal
classing heavy, speed, power. hard rock. party. anything from AC/DC and some Billy Idol, and so forth up to Iron Maiden, Accept, and so forth. Maybe some Glam songs too, like Steel Panther.
>what do you find relaxes you in your day to day life?
escapism at my PC and a good sleep. financial stability.

>>84333563
>i love tea, what kind do you like to drink?
Camomile tea when I feel under the weather. Fruit tea for when I want something moderately sweet to warm up when it's cold. Sometimes I flavor it using sugar or honey.

>if i'm having a rare dessert drink i also like doing kahlua or baileys for a mudslide or pouring butterscotch schapps into a mug of eggnog.
I see. I want to try a bit of a chocolate liquor or chocolate flavored cream-liquor for some time, but I haven't done so, yet. Getting a whole bottle seems like a waste if you drink so little that most of it will spoil before you have your second drink of it.


>what kind of sauces are you focused on at the moment, and do you have any particular favorites?
Basic ones. Cheese sauce, tomato sauce, beoth to be used for noodles and chocolate sauce for different desserts. To me, they taste fine. The tomatosauce still is a bit watery or over-spiced, but for my personal purposes, they are good enough.

>i love making a german spread like this of sauerkraut
Personally, I don't eat Sauerkraut very much at all, but I suppose you could include it in some migger sandwich if you want to change up the flavor ormake it more halthy, since I have to give it credit for being a healthy dish.

>have you ever made your own bread before? you can never go back to storebought after.
Not yet. In my family there are bakers and so we have eaten homemade bread a few times and it can be incredibly good and I may take this challenge on eventually. It seems like a nice thing to share with family and friends, too, at least after you have gotten a bit of practice doing it.

>>84333421
hey I posted this a few days ago lol

>>84333625
>there is no other scenes, every attempt to leave my home is met with violence, it is what it is
this is my life too.

what did you like to build with legos? i mostly used lincoln logs because it was too difficult for me to get the legos pulled back apart. i built houses and used tiny seashells as bowls for the sinks.

>>84333626
ah, nice mix! listening to it now. santorini is very pretty. it reminds me of positano. have you traveled to greece or anywhere else around the world?
>that list
that sounds more like a fun one for a roadtrip. this mix is very chill. i can see driving around through the country homes set into the woods as the sun sets around me listening to this. maybe i'll do that later.
>billy idol
like this? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI

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mother fucking fucker

>>84333802
>this is my life too
it is what it is isn't it
>what did you like to build with legos?
it's hard to remember that far back, i remember trying to recreate action scenes i saw in films and such so it was mostly random. i liked a lot of sci fi so it would be those weird rooms in every film with a narrow bridge and long drop
>i mostly used lincoln logs
i haven't heard of these. when it wasn't lego it was dinosaurs
>it was too difficult for me to get the legos pulled back apart.
mine were also very dirty and sticky
>tiny seashells as bowls for the sinks
i have been to the beach twice and both times i was stung by jellyfish and almost lost my toys by burying them in the sand. i have thalasophobia

>>84333634
chamomile tea is very soothing! if you like sweetier fruit flavors elderberry is great for when you're sick as it boosts the immune system. personally i'm not a huge fan of the taste, but i prefer my teas to be earthy like barley, rooibos, or oolong or a nice aromatic herbal green instead of fruity ones. i like fruity desserts and candy, but for some reason just can't get around to fruit teas. except for cinnamon apple ones when it gets colder out in the autumn.
>seems like a waste
they actually last a pretty long time because of the alcohol content. the more annoying aspect is that the edges of the caps and top of the bottles tends to crust up if you don't wipe it completely clean after each pour. only the cream based ones need to be refrigerated and have a hard expiration though, and things like creme de menthe or creme de violette are fine for sitting in a pantry.
>sauces
you might like a vodka sauce, it's a blend of both a cream and a tomato sauce and is very versatile. if you like spaghetti, you might also like puttanesca. it's basically just a more flavorful and textural version of that. have you practiced making rouxs yet? if you're getting into cooking, having mirepoix around also always helps. ginger and garlic as spice bases are two of the best to work around, just please don't buy the tube or jarred stuff. have you built a spice cabinet? the only annoyance with those collections is that they do go stale if you don't use them regularly and that many cheaper store ones are already stale, same as many olive oils are already rancid.
>migger sandwich
i think i missed a joke here? google might think this is too close to a slur but either way i don't know what this is and can't find results.
>in my family there are bakers
absolutely based. nothing better than homemade bread. it's hearty and soulfilling. my father and i used to bake it together. it was the only thing he ever cooked and he took great pride in it. takes a while though.

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>>84333841
yeah, it is.
lincoln logs were these wooden pieces here that would click together. i know they were meant for smaller children at the time but i always preferred them over legos because they were real wood and felt more tactile and "heavy". i used to steal my dad's construction projects just to play with the wood and hammer nails into it. the different wooden blocks went right by my rock tumbler with all the rocks and mini fossils i would search the ground for whenever we walked somewhere or were at recess. i liked the ammonite ones best and preferred keeping the rocks raw because their natural appearance felt more real and raw than the smooth polished surfaces of stones which came off as artificial even if i preferred how cool they felt on my skin. i have an ammonite ring i wear now that i got at a flea market for a few dollars a month or so ago.
>i remember trying to recreate action scenes i saw in films and such
>i liked a lot of sci fi so it would be those weird rooms in every film with a narrow bridge and long drop
that's fascinating, anon. what kind of sci fi did you like to watch? i'm struggling to think of a scenario that has what you describe. maybe the resident evil movies or cube?

>>84333816
>have you traveled to greece or anywhere else around the world?
not to greece, but yes in general, to different othe European countries.
>this mix is very chill
there is plenty of nice music to be found on the internet. for any taste.
>like this?
It is one of his famous songs, but I prefer a little harder, personally. Like this
https://youtu.be/bE5QT9xj_FA?si=FlyKebaP7VNbkeYo
or this classic one
https://youtu.be/ESIKf_wtLnM?si=Z15QHRN6hkazoHi5

>>84333902
>i liked the ammonite ones
I had one of those
>what kind of sci fi did you like to watch?
it wasn't really about "like" it was just whatever was on but i can remember some like demolition man, star wars, robocop, fifth element, total recall, predator, alien... idk whatever was on regular tv
star wars the phantom menance has a scene as well as empire strikes back that involve bridges and drops it's usually some sort of engine room i guess

>>84333866
>but i prefer my teas to be earthy like barley, rooibos, or oolong or a nice aromatic herbal green instead of fruity ones.
These are good as well. In the past when visiting friends I enjoyed Chai tea, too, though I am not even sure if they are teas in the actual sese of the word. Regardless, they tasted nice.

>only the cream based ones need to be refrigerated and have a hard expiration though
You're right, but it's the cream-based ones I am most interested in. They go down the easiest. Hard alcohol with nothing to temper it with would possibly be difficult to drink for me.

>you might like a vodka sauce, it's a blend of both a cream and a tomato sauce and is very versatile. if you like spaghetti, you might also like puttanesca. it's basically just a more flavorful and textural version of that. have you practiced making rouxs yet?
First time I have heard of either. I will try to keep them in mind, but for now, I have basically just practiced on very basic variants. Though I did buy a bottle of olive oil specifically for the purpose of making a good tomato sauce. Normally we use margarine for oil in most recipes here.


>i think i missed a joke here? google might think this is too close to a slur but either way i don't know what this is and can't find results.
I'm sorry. I'm a bit distracted, hence why there's a few typos, this one being an unfortunate one, considering it sounds like something inappropriate and this is 4chan.
It should have said 'bigger sandwich', as in a sandwich with more layers, into which Sauerkraut might fit more nicely instad of it being the only ingredient.

>absolutely based. nothing better than homemade bread. it's hearty and soulfilling. my father and i used to bake it together. it was the only thing he ever cooked and he took great pride in it. takes a while though.
That sounds like a wholesome story. As for the the bread itself, The longest time involved is waiting during the individual steps in making it. Takes patience

>>84333940
nice! i'll have to listen to those. music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

i've barely traveled and never out of the country, even though many of my friends have. what did you like best about the places you've been and traveling in general?

>>84334026
>what did you like best about the places you've been and traveling in general?
that I prefer to stay home and save the money. Everything I have learned about those places I could have looked up and learned on the internet too. Unironically the best part is having an excuse to ignore the calls completely and saying "I'm far away, I'll call back when I get home".

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>>84333946
>I had one of those
aren't they cool? i love collecting rocks and fossils. we used to go to old riverbeds and creeks to do fossil digs when i was a child. i miss driving across the state and seeing the different shades of earth in the cliffs that had been split open for roads. i really miss being in the forest, the rocks, the earth. i hate being cooped up inside and forced to be still and clean. you mentioned dinosaurs, i loved paleontology too as a child and archaeology in my ancient egypt and mesoamerica phases. did you have any favorite dinosaurs? i liked sauropods. i wondered what they must have seen when they looked down at all the others. with their heads so close to the sky, do you think they ever thought they could touch the stars?

>that list
my dad and i watched many of those. i really liked fifth element, 12 monkeys, brazil, a scanner darkly, things like that. this site used to love those sort of films. the new dune and the long walk were really good if you like classic, but there has been a boon of independent science and speculative fiction in the past ten years. i was listening to "on the rise" from dr. horrible's sing-a-long blog in the other tab and now it's playing the entire thing again. i haven't seen this since it came out. it really holds up. have you ever read any sci-fi? i really like reading it. "behold the man" by michael moorcock and "high-rise" by jg ballard are two of my favorites.

(pic related, ammonite ring)

>>84334066
that's how i experience the world too. but you didn't enjoy exploring the local lands, trying the food, hearing the music, anything?

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>>84333472
too bad im a late sleeper, in summer i experience sunrise only when i stay up late, and in winter sunrise is shit. Im personally more fond of summer evenings, when there are big thunderclouds far away, turning pink from the last sunlight, the last blackbirds sing and the nightinggales start to chirp, you hear frogs from the nearby swamp, the crickets start buzzing, the bats come out, and theres a bit of wind going so its the perfect temperature you just want to be completely submerged in, the smell of some late-blooming trees and barbeque from the neighbouring gardens, hearing the laughter of children staying up late and playing catch or something similar, nothing i love more, but thats when the melancholy and awareness of my own loneliness hits me so hard that i get physical pain and that gutsinking feeling in my stomach, good thing opiates exist.
One of my favorite songs is fat old sun by pink floyd, yours probably july morning from uriah heep lmao
atleast one appreciator out there
how do you cope with the loneliness

>>84333514
its funny that you mention that, because driving on opiates is actually way more chill than driving on other substances, especially alcohol.
could do that all night

>>84333997
>though I am not even sure if they are teas in the actual sese of the word
chai means tea :p

>sauces
there's a book by james peterson that is considered to be the bible of sauces, but it's a little complicated for new home chefs. america's test kitchen has a book called "just add sauce" that is supposed to be more accessible. i'm sure /ck/ would be happy to help you out if you had any questions.

>Vodka sauce is a creamy, tomato-based Italian-American sauce made with vodka, heavy cream, tomatoes, and aromatics like onion and garlic, typically served with pasta like penne. The vodka enhances the tomato flavor, adds a slight sharpness, and helps emulsify the sauce, while the cream provides richness, creating a smooth, pink sauce that balances sweetness and acidity.

it's REALLY good.

>I'm sorry. I'm a bit distracted, hence why there's a few typos, this one being an unfortunate one, considering it sounds like something inappropriate and this is 4chan.
no need to apologize! i have an anxious puppy crawling all over me right now. she hears someone mowing their lawn outside and i think the sound is spooking here. apparently the safest place to be away from the scary lawnmower is on her older sister's laptop, specifically the keyboard. the last part of your apology is funny though. how many porn boards are at the top and bottom of the screen again? i wish chris was here for me to tease him about that some more. :)

yeah, sauerkraut is a key component of larger sandwiches like reubens, but i only really bother to make those around st. patty's day or get them from a deli when the craving arises. that's a good idea actually. maybe i'll start adding it or some of my kimchi to other sandwiches for a crunchy fermented tang and probiotic boost. i bet it would go well with some fresh baked bread.

>>84334085
>but you didn't enjoy exploring the local lands
not really, I can just look at the maps.
>trying the food
I think I'm a rather picky eater. I know what I like and what I don't like.
>hearing the music
again, easily done at home, at a PC
>anything?
Well, I've been told that the point of travelling is learning new stuff and enriching yourself, but I can learn just as well on the internet about places, history, and so forth.
Staying in the hotel, on the other hand, makes no sense to me, because I can just stay at home and enjoy the same, if not more.

>>84334140
>chai means tea :p
I wasn't aware of that. I suppose it's too late now to style myself as a tea connoisseur, isn't it?
Thank you for showing me something new in any case.

>there's a book by james peterson that is considered to be the bible of sauces, but it's a little complicated for new home chefs. america's test kitchen has a book called "just add sauce" that is supposed to be more accessible.
I might take a look around to see if i can find a (translated) copy of it. If it contains simple recipes, I might try them out. I am slowly buiulding up to more sophisticated recipes and better ingredients. I used to shock a friend back in the day when I told them that I used diced toast as replacement for croutons or ketchup as surrogate tomato paste. I guess I shouldn't mention that on /ck/ if I happen to ask around for advice there, heh.

>it's REALLY good.
If you're vouching so much for it, it could be a good thing. I will write it down. No guarantees on it happening too soon, but If I keep it in mind, I might get to it eventually.

>apparently the safest place to be away from the scary lawnmower is on her older sister's laptop, specifically the keyboard
That is funny. I usually know that behavior from cats.

>>84334140
>yeah, sauerkraut is a key component of larger sandwiches like reubens, but i only really bother to make those around st. patty's day or get them from a deli when the craving arises. that's a good idea actually.
I wasn't even aware that Sauerkraut is of any relevance outside Germany (and possibly Austria) itself. It is similar to kinchi though. Just like the often-used Maggi-sauce is basically german/italian onions sauce.

>>84334140
>i bet it would go well with some fresh baked bread.
I might be wrong, but I think we used it once or a few times as ingredient for burgers or self-made kebab. But it has been some time and that isn't something I cook for myself. Ten years ago, I tried making burgers in a frying pan.

>>84334078
>i hate being cooped up inside and forced to be still and clean. you mentioned dinosaurs, i loved paleontology too as a child and archaeology in my ancient egypt and mesoamerica phases. did you have any favorite dinosaurs? i liked sauropods.
are you me? both sauropods and egypt/mesoamerica were my favorite.
>i really liked fifth element, 12 monkeys, brazil, a scanner darkly, things like that.
>the new dune and the long walk were really good if you like classic,
I haven't watched any but the first. 12 monkeys was on sometimes but only caught bits of it. I did watch the modern show and even got my mom to watch it but it wasn't too great. They kind of milked it but still it was decent.
>have you ever read any sci-fi?
Lots but always more modern ones. The old ones touch on philosophy or whimsy too much for me to enjoy them as fiction (dune & isaac asimov)
The expanse is probably my favorite off the top of my head. The martian and artemis too but they are more "hard" sci fi.
> really like reading it. "behold the man" by michael moorcock and "high-rise" by jg ballard are two of my favorites.
I'll take a look at these, my mom likes reading a lot too and I haven't read in about a year. I was reading a book a day at one point (always fiction though)
>(pic related, ammonite ring)
Please that's a knuckle duster. Mine is dark brown and less flat, about palm sized, but it's at moms and she's a bit of a hoarder (doing better now) maybe i'll have to take a pic sometime and start a thread or just post it around and hope it gets to you like a message in a bottle

>>84333609
I'm an actual alcoholic, although I've cut back a lot. I can get like three handles of cheap vodka for the price of enough drinks at a bar to get buzzed. I'm never going to be the tallest, loudest guy at the bar, so picking up women there isn't going to happen, so if I can't fo that and I can't economically get drunk, what's the point?

>>84334121
i love when the night air is thick and humid like that in the heat of the summer night. when you can smell the magnolias with their waxy leaves from all those giant trees intermixed with the towering oaks and the weeping willows swaying gently in the night air as they always are. the night-blooming jasmine, the moonflowers. the way the honeysuckle scent from the nectar seems to leak out from the petals and permeate everything. the indolic nature of it is beautiful. while you can replicate it from some scent libraries like demeter or from lush's lust perfume, you can't replicate the feeling of the stickiness in the air and the pulsing heartbeats under the heat, the way every breath seems like half an orgasmic moan. walking around after the rain in florida or in the heat of louisiana especially in the bayou or new orleans during this is the best. savannah is also pretty nice, but this really only works when you're deeper and down, not in urban areas. you hear the crickets everywhere and there's always the soft buzzing whether of a cicada or a porchlight (or an angry cicada slamming into a porchlight), the rocking chairs on all the front porches have the elderly sitting them looking at you with that knowing glance and smiling, probably thinking of their own memories of sweating in the arms of another in this same heat. makes me think of the axeman of new orleans and the jazz bellowing from the streets. this is always the best time read horror stories or go on ghost tours to cemeteries. you don't need alcohol when you have the heat and that constant creeping sense of dread that terrifies and excites you in equal measure.

>>84334121
>>84334423
i was in a suburb near nashville once during one of these nights, though it wasn't quite dark yet. the sun was still setting and i had just walked out of a restaurant with some family when i heard banjos and cheering in the distance. i walked towards the music as it got louder and more vibrant, the way you can feel life pulsing on every surface like electricity. people were running past laughing in suits and colorful summer dresses, the kind that are a mix between sundresses and cocktail. pretty young girls were swinging around in swirling skirts and dancing with handsome young boys as they clasped hands just to twirl each other around and come close again. children ran past chewing on ears of buttered summer corn and various types of meat or sweets on sticks. frantic mothers and fathers were trying to grasp them by the hands to keep track and inevitably calling out in fear to each other as another sticky hand slipped away and ran off to find another popsicle or pet a panting puppy dog walking its patient owner nearby. turns out there was a bluegrass festival going on and i had stumbled into it. i stayed until all the bands and dancers dispersed. it felt like something from a fairytale, like stumbling onto where the faeries feast and try to trick you into staying forever, though you never want to leave. i've never felt something so cinematic or so magical in my life and haven't since. i can see the sunlight from the sunset shimmering through the leaves in front of me right now, like i'm really back there. singing and dancing again.

>>84334121
i had to look up uriah heep and july morning and am listening to it now. usually i like listening to all of the wall or dark side of the moon by pink floyd. i loved the film for the wall, especially the rally sequences.
>how do you cope with the loneliness
i'm here talking to all of you.

>>84333421
im a fucking alcoholic and i usually ask girls out to bars, pubs, rests where i can get hammered, NONE wanted to even drink with me, they want me to stop drinking, smoking, doing cocaine, etc., i dont know where the drunk ass women are

>>84334369
you don't go to the club to boogie oogie oogie down? my how the mighty have fallen. where's your saturday night fever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>84334498
I live in the middle of nowhere. It has its upsides, but one of the downsides is there are no real clubs close to me.

>>84333421
kek interesting bait
touching grass with a beer sounds wayyy better than being with a woman at a bar,

>>84333421
I have IBS. A sip of alcohol will have me running to the bathroom every twenty minutes to shit my brains out. Who would that be fun for on a date?

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>>84334428
>>84334423
very comfy story, i love stumbling upon shit like that, one of my favorite pasttimes on such nights is driving around endlessly on my bike and taking some comfy book or manga with me and listen to music or play music, i live in a swamp area, but in middle europe, got a shitload of lightning bugs there, i see beavers very often, but especially the smell of damp grass, poplars and mud is burned into my brain forever. Sadly here exists only one kind of cicada that makes sounds you can hear with the human ear, and they are pretty rare and mostly out of the city so you dont hear them, i envy your climate, we have only like 10-15 days a year you can stay out all night with only shorts and t-shirt, where it has like over 20 degrees fahrenheit all night, i hate the cold. Did you dance too? And do you play any instrument?
And i really dig all kind of art that has summernights as a setting so drop it please if you know any recommendations, from top of my head i can only name night is short walk on girl and dazend and confused, literature is even harder
how i wish i had people to share all this in real life
do you have any more cool stories about life in these areas?

It feels good to see the alcohol industry dying.

>>84333472
>>84334121
>>84334423
ima slap y'all!

>>84334899
you mean you gonna whoop my ass? you aint my mama

>>84333421
do i have to do both at the same time

>>84334569
sorry, i betrayed the spirit of this thread and had some hot sake at dinner earlier. it made me get emotional and i've been driving around in the dark on the least populated forested roads i can find and crying it off. singing along and acting out the songs from hadestown really helped. tragic musicals always do. cabaret and pippin are good for that too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGhqLI75Gk&list=OLAK5uy_neadZjLfxssykfALFQDamFG94WLhHyR98
i really like way down hadestown, a gathering storm, chant, hey little songbird, why we build the wall, our lady of the underground, and all the different reprises of road to hell and wait for me.
>Did you dance too?
i can't remember in that specific instance but i often do. i like to wear swishy petticoats under my dresses so i'm always moving when i walk, and people have commented that i always seem to be moving as if i'm dancing, even when just reaching for things at the store. it's a holdover from growing up dancing, singing, and acting in my youth. i play a bit of cello and piano but nothing impressive. i get asked if i play the violin though because for some reason during certain songs i set my hands like i'm holding one and playing it with a bow, sometimes conducting or miming other instruments like trumpets or guitars. i'm not sure why that is. it seems to be some strange form of synesthesia because i have a lot of those around music. it almost works like possession.

do you play any instruments?
>And i really dig all kind of art that has summernights as a setting
oh hold on, i have something perfect, let me go grab it.

>>84336077
yes, boyim are cattle.

>>84336137
i'm a girlim.

>>84333421
>Touch grass and drink some alcohol you fucking boring incel
because I care about my health and cognition. also, i'm ugly anyway, what would doing drugs and drinking do besides give me an earlier death? fucking retard.

>>84333421
my family has alcoholics desu, i can't touch that shit. i'll go date mormon girls

>>84334569
>>84336129
>oh great, tumblr changed their url formatting yet again.
here, i love this blogger's film recommendations and always watch these in the summer.
https://www.tumblr.com/roserosette/163432097027/roserosette-roserosette-death-in-midsummer

>The Living Dead Girl
Catherine in her white funeral dress, walking through a meadow like she's hypnotized, a hazy June mirage.
>Don't Deliver Us from Evil
All the boredom and abandon of a summer with no school. Not being able to see past vacation or even a few days ahead and taking rituals too far.
>House
Another summer break gone bad. Watermelons change to heads and a humid soft focus fills every scene.
>Messiah of Evil
Like not sleeping for several days due to the heat. Dreaming with your eyes open while taking aimless walks through an unfamiliar but inescapable town.
>A Virgin Among the Living Dead
You can feel the thick air when Christina wanders in the forest, sleep walks through the garden, swims in a lily pond and eventually joins the queen of the dead.
>Kagero-za
Women's souls trapped inside of cherries, a man being lured to his death and doppelgangers against a backdrop of high summer lushness.
>Valerie and her Week of Wonders
A cinematic plate of overly ripe fruit whose skins are about to split from too much juice. I've always associated this with Bruno Schulz's descriptions of August almost as much as with Nezval's original. "Blazing with sunshine and scented with the sweet melting pulp of golden pears." As heady as it gets

>>84336158
>Queens of Evil
Sister witches alone in a forest, living on cake and idling in chiffon and humidity. An unexpected visitor wanders into their secluded woodland, trapped but unaware.
>Ganja and Hess
Ganja and Hess are bound together by destructive love and vampirism. Juice and nectar mimic blood on Ganja's fingers and lips. For the final weeks of summer when the first leaves fall and fruit begins to rot.
>At the Meeting with Joyous Death
The full and blooming garden turns ominous, animals act strangely and objects move on their own when a manor becomes haunted by a living girl as she enters adolescence. Ivy grows uninterrupted, time no longer exists.
>Love Massacre
Summer San Francisco used as a horror setting by a director from Hong Kong, all oppressively quiet apartments, neon roller discos, empty parks, foreboding drives through the city lights and expansive California desert. Heavy on alienation and miscommunication.
>Vampyros Lesbos
Languid isolation on an island in the sea and smoky Istanbul nightclubs. Soledad Miranda is enchanting and inescapable as the countess floating un-dead in her azure swimming pool instead of hiding in a coffin.

these aren't necessarily horror films but i would add black orpheus, stoker, nights of cabiria, a girl walks home alone at night, black narcissus, dog day afternoon, taxi driver, falling down, and other films just for the cinematography and audio editing like where the crawdads sing. midsommar i guess seems like a given here. they don't really have anything in common other than that it feels like the heat is bleeding off the screen to me.

>>84334302
>knuckle duster
it's not really that big honestly, but if i post my hand wearing it to show the size mods'll get me. it's maybe about the size of one fingerjoint from the knuckle to first part it bends, but then i have small hands.
>12 monkeys show
yeah i don't know why they did that. there was a period where old sci fi kept being remade into television shows like what they did with the andromeda strain. i'm not sure if the licenses just expired or what. free real estate i guess. have you ever seen la jetee? it's the short film 12 monkeys was based off of. it's not even 30 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf4AY_DI9BE
the same director, chris marker, did level five which i really love.
>Level Five is a 1997 French pseudo-documentary or fake documentary film directed by Chris Marker and starring Catherine Belkhodja.
>Laura, the widow of a computer programmer, attempts to overcome her grief by completing her late husband's last work, a video game reconstruction of the Battle of Okinawa in which she hopes to simulate an alternative outcome to the historical tragedy. All the while she documents the process, intending to provide the material for a new film by her late husband's friend Chris Marker.
i'm the faggot crying earlier so the entire concept of trying to change an inevitable tragedy also reminds me the entire premise of road to hell (reprise).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oaMRk56tzo
>It's a sad song
>It's a sad tale
>I''s a tragedy
>It's a sad song
>But we sing it anyway
>'Cause here's the thing
>To know how it ends
>And still begin to sing it again
>As if it might turn out this time
>I learned that from a friend of mine

>reading a book a day
i did that! i liked to read multiple nonfiction and fiction at a time and then burn through the fiction quickly. when i was reading high-rise i was also reading the cultural revolution: a people's history, 1962-1976 and the great derangement: climate change and the unthinkable at the same time.

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>>84336225
you mentioned liking modern sci fi, what do you like to read? i really like the wave of chinese, japanese, and other international authors, though i haven't gotten around to actually reading the three body problem yet somehow. i'm partial to short story collections so ted chiang's stories of your life and others are up there with collections from italo calvino and jorge luis borges. i'd like to get into more hard sci-fi since the hardest i've read really was babel-17 (or things like snow crash, cryptonomicon, cyclonopedia, or neuromancer if you want to put those in sci-fi and not more specific categories like speculative, cyberpunk, or others) but it seems like everything is in established universes. i like octavia butler and ursula k le guin but even then am picky about trying to avoid their serial works. i like stand-alone stories best but in genre fiction that seems to be increasingly difficult to find, especially with booktok or whatever taking over everything now. do you have anything you like in particular? i had an entire weird fiction phase tied with a gothic and old romantic poetry one but stopped short of properly working my way through the actual novels of heinlein, clarke, dick, vance, asimov, banks, mieville, et al and mostly stuck with their shorter stories and novellas before getting sidetracked into graphic novels.

i'd really like to see your fossils if you can get them from your mother's sometime. and talk more about ancient egypt/mesoamerica/dinosaurs. i grew up in an area with many dried riverbeds and with egyptian hieroglyphics and statues of the gods adorning many buildings, so i never realized this was somewhat unusual. we had a museum of ancient egyptian artifacts and mummies at the local university, but i think they may have gotten in trouble in recent years with countries demanding artifacts back.

here's the hymn to isis from the pharoahs' golden parade back in 2021.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rB4hdLiKKc

>>84333464
THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND

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>>84334284
>I wasn't aware of that. I suppose it's too late now to style myself as a tea connoisseur, isn't it?
:) it means tea in hindi and many other languages because it descends from the mandarin cha, that's why people giggle at others saying chai tea because it's tea tea, like saying naan bread. i'd like some tea tea and bread bread please, thank you sir sir. /ck/ has a dedicated general thread for teas and tisanes if you are interested in exploring more about tea! moot taught me quite a lot a long time ago when i was trying to get him to tell me how to make rooibos i bought from the republic of tea not taste terrible. he was very specific with his instructions which made it funny to listen to them all diligently and say "thanks! i microwaved the water in the mug just like you said and let the bag steep in the cup for three hours while we were posting. it's really good!" and watch him rage. lovingly, of course.
>diced toast as a replacement for croutons
that's actually pretty clever! i'm surprised i've never seen that before. i'm not sure what your native language is, but there are so many more cookbooks out there that are far superior to the ones i know that are in english. i'm sure if you look around you'll be able to find plenty that need no translation! many websites exist with historical recipe databases as well. they're a favorite of universities. i listed some in a conversation in this thread https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84088415/#q84098072
>I wasn't even aware that Sauerkraut is of any relevance outside Germany
sauerkraut is tasty, why wouldn't it be? it's actually a pretty common ingredient in new york (jewish) style delis in america, and the reuben sandwich (corned beef, swiss, russian/thousand island, sauerkraut) is commonly eaten on st. patrick's day or in other areas with large irish-american populations!
>Ten years ago, I tried making burgers in a frying pan.
that's how my mother always made them. she uses this powder as seasoning.

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>>84336291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER
>>84336176
oh i forgot santa sangre on this. extremely summer-y. honestly i'd say the holy mountain too.

>>84336297
>:) it means tea in hindi and many other languages because it descends from the mandarin cha, that's why people giggle at others saying chai tea because it's tea tea, like saying naan bread. i'd like some tea tea and bread bread please
That might become a valuable hint to avoid making myself look stupid if I converse with people from the involved cultures.

>i'm sure if you look around you'll be able to find plenty that need no translation! many websites exist with historical recipe databases as well. they're a favorite of universities. i listed some in a conversation in this thread https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84088415/#q84098072
Thank you!

>>84336297
>sauerkraut is tasty, why wouldn't it be? it's actually a pretty common ingredient in new york (jewish) style delis in america, and the reuben sandwich (corned beef, swiss, russian/thousand island, sauerkraut) is commonly eaten on st. patrick's day or in other areas with large irish-american populations!
I owuldn't know, but my impression was that german cuisine doesn't that great of a reputation. You'd have to sneak Austrian dishes in so you can at least boast about Schnitzel and Strudel and seeing that in the US, they even expunged 'french' fries from their menus due to the french having the slightest difference in opinion on politics, it made me wonder if they would keep around dishes of nations that had somewhat bigger disputes with.
Glad to hear that isn'tthe case though.

>that's how my mother always made them. she uses this powder as seasoning.
I see. I think when I made them I seasoned the burgers very basic with salt and pepper. Now that I talk about it, I might look for some burgers to fry at home again. That would be nice.
As a side node, around here, Lipton is mostly known for their teas. I didn't even know they were making soups or sauces or seasonings
Thanks for sticking around in this thread, by the way

>>84336351
heh, you're welcome about the chai/naan thing and the thread link. i really liked that thread except for the middle section with whatever happened with that anon linking his discord. it was pretty cozy. it's not difficult to tell which ones are my posts, but they're also the ones that start using weebspeak and posting yotsuba. pretty much anything linking something external is me. that used to be common practice on this board, i'm not sure when it fell out of favor. maybe in mid 2010ish when it switched from being the general discussion board to the he-man woman-hater's (and ba(i)ter's)/sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club board before he nuked it. i wish any of that had gone differently from how it did. pretty topical with the music and films i keep linking.
>german cuisine doesn't that great of a reputation.
to be fair, most of europe outside of france/italy/MAYBE spain doesn't have that great of a reputation in america, and what we do eat here is heavily altered to fit our carb/dairy/meat-heavy tastes. there's a long tradition of immigrants altering their cuisine to appeal to american diets and work with what ingredients they could replace their native ones with. american-chinese and italian-american dishes don't look anything like what you'd find in chengdu or milan. still, there are pockets more in the midwest and northern american regions that are enclaves of various northern and western european communities, and they have pretty interesting diets even without counting groups like the pennsylvania dutch. german americans are actually so assimilated into american culture that most americans don't even realize what they're consuming IS german! you could easily find someone railing against nazi germany as proof of germany's inherent moral stain while chowing down on lager and hot dogs they purchased during an oktoberfest at a beer garden and completely miss the connection. americans are notoriously kind of myopic and stupid. freedom fries, you know.

>>84333421
Why are women so eager to get raped? It's actually baffling.

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>>84336351
>>84336412
additionally, aldi is a pretty well-respected chain here and they're explicitly german and stock german goods. one of the big aspects that made people respect them was their treatment of their workers, for instance allowing cashier to sit while scanning. many have phased out checkers for self-checks and pissed people off by doing that. they're otherwise well-regarded for their exceptional prices on having private label goods of popular items. trader joe's was originally owned by the same german family and they're operated by aldi nord while aldi is operated by aldi sud here. trader joe's is the flashier and bougier version which focuses more on seasonal and world market items and a friendly atmosphere to compete with places like whole foods (now owned by amazon which no one is happy about kind of like when starbucks got bought out and became horrifically corporate, but don't worry, trader joe's has been in trouble the last few years for being deep into union busting because No Ethical Consumption Under...) but they're really just the same store in different skins. trader joe's has more products from around the world and specifically duplicates popular items while aldi has far more german goods that alternate with each holiday. i have multiple schnitzels and strudel from them in my freezer right now from fall, plus this tart and their apple walnut cake. i actually love german food but the only two restaurants in my big city that were dedicated to serving it both shut down years ago. i've been really sad about that and tried to make it at home since, so at least there's deutsche kuche for it. my birthday is in a week and every year i specifically have a black forest cake. i had to get a fresh bottle of kirschwasser for last new year's swiss fondue and it was oddly difficult and expensive to find. thank you based dear leader for fucking around with tariffs yet again. i grew up on lipton unsweet iced tea btw.

thank you for sticking around too! :)

Drink industry propaganda. So obvious.

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>>84333421
>negronies in a dark bar
American culture is centered around niggers.

the greatest source of joy for any woman is to reject and mentally harm men. They can't really do that if you're not approaching them because initiating the process to reject men is kinda risky, so it's only natural they go through the list of every possible way of holding you responsible, because you're hurting their bottom line.

At the end of the day they'll just date women or stay single and they'll shut the fuck up about it, but they're still going to be sore that they can't abuse men like that anymore.

>>84336412
>to be fair, most of europe outside of france/italy/MAYBE spain doesn't have that great of a reputation in america, and what we do eat here is heavily altered to fit our carb/dairy/meat-heavy tastes.
>americans are notoriously kind of myopic and stupid. freedom fries, you know.

That somewhat fits to the prejudices people have about the US, which is sad. I know cliches exist for a reason and on this side we all engage in some banter here and there, but somehow it would have been to my delight if there was a twist to it.

>chowing down on lager and hot dogs they purchased during an oktoberfest
I know that there is a distinct hot dog culture in denmark, but I wasn't aware of its german connections. I like the idea of that food with all the ingredients like the roasted onions and the cheese and suaces, but somehow I find the core pice, the sausage to be a bit flavorless. They should probably invent a variant with whole grain bread and a salami stick. But I still enjoy it from time to time when I get to eat one by coincidence regardless.

>>84336445
>additionally, aldi is a pretty well-respected chain here and they're explicitly german
Yeah. I have watched a video about Aldi's expansion in the US. Interestingly enough, a few years back, Wal-mart tried expanding into germany and tried applying US standards of running a supermarket, with that whole greeting the customer thing and stuff. That attempt failed spectacularly and Wal-mart had to eventually cut their losses and leeve the german competition. And personally, yeah. It sounds uninspired, but I like my stores to be: Walk in, grab your stuff, pay for it and get out. Everything that makes the wares on sale cheaper, if its not to the absolute detriment of the people working there is welcome.
Plus, from what I hear, Aldi helped improve the image of 'store-brand' wares from looked-down upon to a viable alternative that costs less, which is good. A lot of goods are even produced in the same factories.

>>84333472
the only grass i like is the grass in my MacDonalds Quarter Pounder burger that they give me at the MacDonalds in Bakersfield, California with the fat black woman at the cash register and the grass is watery and it comes under my patty and it spills out sometimes when I grip the MacDonald Quarter Pounder burger too tightly but I always say thank you when the fat negress gives me my order and also I never order soda with ice. I like that grass

I never had this problem, it's the women who are boring, the situations have always been reversed. The few times I had women who could match my charisma, they were too extroverted for me, in other words they were sluts.
I like artistic types. I won't show personality for a basic bitch normie who lives to worship objects.

>>84336478
to be fair nobody actually knows where the negroni came from but it is supposedly from italy in the 20s at the earliest as an american style cocktail. it's definitely italian and was well known by the 40s and 50s but i have no idea why the name is that. most cocktails have some sort of origin story for their names. kind of weird void there.

>>84336486
>At the end of the day they'll just date women
absolutely based? dykes love hags and adore being mommydommed. women get to pump and dump chad in their youth and then get their pussies eaten by young hot snatch when they're wrinkly and gray? women stay winnin

>>84336768
>The few times I had women who could match my charisma, they were too extroverted for me, in other words they were sluts.
>I won't show personality for a basic bitch normie who lives to worship objects.
Fucking LOL
Is this the "personality" you're showing kek

>>84336826
That's fine and that's something they always had access to, but when it comes to men they will just have to settle for alternative means of emotional abuse, like celebrating various forms of male suffering online with their friends, but that's never going to hit like the real thing, it's just beyond meat with a glass of non-alcoholic beer.

>>84336828
yeah bro, i totally talked to them how i do on 4chan LOL, so you got me hahahahaha, everyone just talks to everyone exactly like on 4chan totally. KEK. KEK KEK. Um you need more buzzwords next time in the post.

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>>84336708
oh, are you from denmark? one of the very first anons i ever chatted with on here offsite in 2009 was a dj in denmark! ah, i wish i could remember more about him other than that he did i think edm and eurodance and i for some reason associate him with the color orange and the texture of an aluminum space blanket. i remember he discussed the netherlands and taking cannibal edibles often, which seemed very exotic to me as i didn't know you could consume it in a cookie or brownie.
>sausage to be a bit flavorless
yeah, hot dogs are pretty meh, especially pork. the beef ones have a good flavor, bratwurst is better. i like kielbasa. chicago dogs are interesting to try, but i prefer new york style. when i went to nyc in winter 2015 (jan-march at some point, can't remember other than that there was snow everywhere) it was the first thing i ate. my group stayed at the row over in the manhattan theatre district and all the sandwichs inside were over $25 a piece. we walked outside and there was a woman selling hot dogs for $7. insane but better than $25. one of my favorite moments of that trip is some guy wandering up and cutting us off to ask the price, then in the most stereotypical smug new yawker accent yelled YA SICK IN THA HEAD while storming off, so the woman called him a FUCKIN ASSHOLE pretty loudly "under' her breath and then knocked three dollars off our dogs. god i love new yorkers. between that, one small black coffee at the starbucks inside trump tower (pre-presidency) costing a cool $8, and taking pictures of every single blank canvas displayed at the met and the moma (34 in total) that trip was amazing for every reason they probably did not intend for it to be. that and getting to irritate the fuck out of the tour guide when he started to brag about this SUPER SPECIAL RESTAURANT YOU CAN ONLY FIND HERE IN OUR GREAT CITY OF NEW YAWK SEETEE BABEY by going oh yeah we have that and showing him they were sister restaurants back in my city. LEL.

>>84336863
lmfao did that post make you that insecure? jesus

>>84333464
Do you know how hard it is to get your license back retard. How the entire system is set up to railroad you. Several states don't have hard 0.8 limits for DUI charges and if you blow 0.02 and the cop says he saw you swerving lanes you will go to trial. The state makes a fucking fortune and LE prioritizes enforcement of DUIs. It's the most common one off criminal charges most people get. It's practically impossible to defend against if you had a drink. The 0.8 is just the automatic arrest level, not the legal defense you can use. You can get arrested for DUI sleeping in the back of your parked car trying to sober up. Even if you drove to a bar,drank, and then just got in your car to go to sleep. You can be considered operating by having keys in your possession. It's such a complete bullshit grey area that a massive public campaign should be organized to rewrite laws about it.

>>84333421
>mfw not boring
>mfw look boring
I drink, I smoke, I go to clubs and concerts, I've crashed my car on a night out with friends, I've fucked a guy while drunk

And yet, since I'm well-kept, I lift, I iron my clothes and take care of my appearance, people think I'm just some loser nerd

>>84336708
>>84336865
(i meant to say most of the *cuisine* of europe by the way. americans don't really differentiate much on the continent just as americans are grouped together as a whole despite being extremely different by region)

>Wal-mart tried expanding into germany and tried applying US standards of running a supermarket, with that whole greeting the customer thing and stuff
that's hilarious, who doesn't do research on cultural norms before expansion? greeters get treated like shit here anyway. i've seen someone actually greet customers at walmart maybe twice in my life. what they actually do is sit by the door and check receipts to make sure you've actually paid, and they're the ones that shoplifters will insult or actually knock the fuck over on their way out especially if they say anything to them or try to stop them. no one intervenes when they knock the 90 year old disabled woman to the floor. well i have but most people here don't want to get shot. thankfully they have armed security standing by all the time now and cops/sheriffs filtering in and out when various military isn't standing around doing whatever it is they do.
>Aldi helped improve the image of 'store-brand' wares from looked-down upon to a viable alternative that costs less
that and places like ikea, i think. generics were always frowned on which is absurd because they're 1:1 most of the time. you're just paying for branding for no reason unless there is some bizarre quirk between products (i tried using a generic acne gel whose ingredients claimed to be identical once and broke out in a strange allergic reaction). you're right, most things do come from the same factories. that's actually true of just about everything. luxury goods often come out of the same factories as the ones making their knockoffs, supposed competitors, and all class branches downward. the quality isn't better for most of them. it's all marketing. i take pride in good quality for cheap, but others find it gauche.

>>84336877
>breathalyzer test
never do those. they can contain residue that will fuck up any reading far higher than it actually is. also cops will just lie about anything i'm not sure why this surprises people. aside from beating their wives or killing minorities it is their favorite thing to do. it's like the whole world memoryholed what planting evidence is.

>>84336885
>I've fucked a guy while drunk
so what was that like for a stuck-up ironed-shirt-wearing well-dressed loser nerd like you?

>>84336854
>they will just have to settle for alternative means of emotional abuse
you're saying this about the lesbians? the lesbians with the 43.8% physical abuse and 63% psychological abuse relationship stats? BAZINGA!

>>84336885
What does a well-kept lifting loser nerd who irons his clothes and takes care of his appearance look like, textually?

>>84336768
are the boring women in the room with us now anon

>>84336762
thank you for sharing your story, brave soldier. i salute you. o7

>>84336900
That's allegedly a tainted statistic, they usually just leave each other and even if it's true, abusing women doesn't give them the same satisfaction.

>>84336893
It was amazing
He was so tight, my condom broke

>>84336905
like some sort of BL Omega, I guess

>>84333421
We need Islam so fucking bad. Feminism is biggest degeneracy of them all.
>>84336419
They thirst for harshest form of sharia. It's on us to give it to them.

>>84336956
No one will rein women in, they will eat through everything like termites. Everything will get a million times worse and then we'll just die like animals.

>>84336956
I told in another thread, you want the entire world to be a shithole. Be my guest, just don't bitch and cry when your own kin will treat you like a retard you are. You won't have anything you dream of, anon, you will be enslaved by some prince and that will be your life.

>>84336865
>oh, are you from denmark?
Nah, further south :D
Pic related looks quite delicious, but those burgers on the menu in Falling Diown did too, right?

>bratwurst is better
I am not too fond of that food myself. I prefer smoked sausages with kale. That's also a good meal for after you've donated blood to recover faster. At least thats what they told me. It is a fine meal and you cann cook it in large quantities and save some for later, too.

>inside trump tower (pre-presidency)
Ieven if it was during or between the presidencies. I reject the notion of guilt by association. Just dining at a place owned by someone you dislike doesn't taint you, right? Unless someone ate out at Epstein Island and had his food served by obvious child slaves or something


>sandwichs inside were over $25 a piece
That is a scam however. No sandwich can be that good to justify the price. I'd rather walk half an hour to a cheaper place or home if I live nearby. You can feed yourself properly with three meals a day for at least two days with that much money.

It seems like an exciting story however, so it was all worth it, seeing you took the cheaper food anyway.

>>84336888
>greeters get treated like shit here anyway.
I can imagine that. Customer service is a thankless profession and greeters would rank quite low in the hierarchy I suppose. Of course, some people, especially seniors in the US don't have much choice if their pensions are too low, but I would avoid that line of work if I can. That doesn't excuse people being shitty to these people


>generics were always frowned on which is absurd because they're 1:1 most of the time. you're just paying for branding for no reason
This is coincidentally why I am not inclined to buy any stuff from brands like Apple. Without having concrete numbers, it seems you pay half of the price for marketing and for having that abstract symbol of a fruit on there somewhere. But I don't buy much in the way of smartphones anyway

>>84336925
>He was so tight, my condom broke
how big are you?

>>84336965
I would say women are pretty reined in Afghanistan, no?
>>84336967
In the west 60% of young men are single while young women are riding dicks in cocaine parties. Western fertility rate is catastrophic and governments have no choice but to import millions of foreigners just to keep countries from collapsing. Suicide rate among youth is rising exponentially. Why should I believe that Afghanistan Is bigger shithole than the west?

>>84337010
>I would say women are pretty reined in Afghanistan, no?
give it 10-20 years

>>84337010
>Why should I believe that Afghanistan Is bigger shithole than the west?
because it factually is.
All of your reasoning is wrong. You try to collect random facts, exaggerate them for a better effect, and then draw completely false conclusions, while throwing out more and more random facts. No correlation. No causation. No depth. Just a made up narrative. It won't hold up to any critique. Here is an example:
>import foreigners
that happens regardless of the birth rates. Birth rates are not the problem, they're just an excuse for those who exploit everything for personal gain, to let infinite immigrants in as the newest cheapest labor for their means of production. It's so painfully obvious, it isn't even funny.
But midwits like you try to weave into completely false narratives and seek a non-existent connection between, so you make shit up.
Unwashed masses are so fucking stupid.

I can drink like a fish, but I can't afford enough booze, nor can I get it easily delivered.
All I want to do is stay home and fuck, anyway.

>>84336129
very cool, dont know when i had sake last time, import section in my local supermarket only has that every few months sadly, i dont really have a connection to musicals, but i like a few operas, if you like tragic, then tristan and isolde might be right up your ally
i cant really dance sadly, but i want to learn basic flamenco, because i play it a lot and know all the rythms by heart, i know spanish a bit, and it speaks to my heart
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>>84336158
thanks for all these recs, im gonna save it in a text document and will check it out

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>>84337015
Taliban defeated both feminist Soviets and feminist Americans. There is no signs of Afghanistan becoming magically feminist. Afghanistan also has highest birth rates in the world thanks to their anti feminist policies.
>>84337028
You are so afraid to see youth take the strong horse aren't you? Are you an old feminist woman?

>>84337070
>You are so afraid to see youth take the strong horse aren't you?
Not at all. Problem is the youth did not build the world. In this, did not design the systems. Never will, despite all youth being naturally rebelious and revolutionary. Systems are way more complex than they appear to be on the surface.
But all of this is not even the point, which is:
the changes that happen to the society at large are the never ending process of development.
Transformations and mechanism are complex and painful, but the solutions we have are not better. They will just make things worse. We're merely human. We don't have perfect solutions. Never did.

TL;DR: The solution to the present day issues or things perceived as issues is not going back to implement the bad solutions we've been through multiple times. It never works out.

>>84337001
6.5" length
5.5" girth

its decent

>>84333568
The damage from drinking is already there, charcoal can't absorb that.

>>84333472
There are different types of grass?

>>84336890
In almost every state it's an automatic suspension of license to refuse. Since driving is legally only a privilege and not a right under the state law and case law this is a civil penalty not subject to a court process you can win. You don't have a 4th or 5th amendment right for the refusal in the civil context. Don't get me started to sovereign citizen retard shit either. I agree in principle about some of the stuff regarding how driving should work but they aren't living in the reality of what is the law. Anyway you can go on to beat the criminal case and still pay thousands to get your license back. Drinking even one beer and driving is a terrible decision because you are playing the lottery of will your life be fucked up.

>>84333421
How can women be that good at goyim

>>84333421
Foids have a sense of self-importance that make me envy