>>lifelong khhv>going to my first con>three(3) of my female discord friends will be there and i'll be meeting them for the first time>we'll be sharing a single hotel room with 2 beds>i'm the only guy in the grouphow do I not fuck this up? I'm so fucking nervous aaaaaaahow early beforehand do I have to start washing my penis daily to get rid of the NEET smell?
>>84336608I can go along to distract them so you can chill by yourself if you want
>>84336613Can I go too? We can each have a girl. You guys can have the beds im fucking them on the couch
>>84336608Whats gonna happen is op will get a bed for himself while the girls a share bed
>>84336626that would make me wanna kms but at least i can kiss them while they're asleep
>>84336633just dont be pervy and you'll probably be fine, dont expect some harem hentai tier bs either they probably are just there for the con. if you think any of them are dropping hints go for it maybe
>>84336608You are going to beaten and robbed for all your valuables by big black men. The only way you'll score is if you're pretty enough for them to want to plunder your booty too.
>>84336608they will dress you up in girls clothes :3
>>84336985oh shit this might actually be true lol good luckdont let them do this to you in hopes they'll let you hit its not worth it
How did you manage to get them to agree to that? Are you sure they are biological females?
This seems like a doujinshi plot actually
>>84337007The transbian Harem. God looks down in horror every day
>>84337204ywn have a weeb harem that brings you on their trip to a con
>>84336608there are many strategiestell me your stats, strengths and weaknessesdo you have any job or hobbies? how do you look, and how are these girls
all of you are men
>>84337732>tell me your stats, strengths and weaknesses5'10 250lbs i'm a hikkineet khhv with very little social skills but i like anime and cute things so girls are nice to me>do you have any job or hobbies? how do you look, and how are these girlsunemployed ugly bastard that just plays vidya and watches anime and sometimes does programming/game dev. girls range from also fat to zoomer cosplayer types. somehow they're all 18-25 while i'm in my 30's it's weird they wanted to hang out with me at all.>>84337007kind of dumb luck that a bunch of my online friends happen to be girls and i live in a state with a lot of anime cons(cali) so the opportunity just happened to come up through circumstance. i am a complete social autist though so i'm sure i'll fuck this up.
>>84338217>250 lbsYeah, you arent getting laid
>>84338217I would date you seriously I also live in California but I'm infamous on 4chan and hated so you probably hate me too
>>84336608It sounds like they think you're gay or completely unthreatening
>>84336608Why are men so FUCKING CREEPY??? This is why you can't be friends with them. If I met a male friend for a fun activity with my friends and we share a room and he's thinking about sex or washing his penis grossss
le me when I go on r9k and post fake scenarios I made up in my head so I can fantasize about it
being a manwhore as always rem. get a job
>>84336608Are you gay or have you made yourself out to be gay?Actually, don't answer that, I already know the answer thanks to the picture you chose.
>>84338370how can i be a whore and a khhv at the same time? i'm a good boy.>>84338348>>84338376there is no way they think i'm gay. i post loli hentai in the discord group...
>>84338400I got a harsh reality check for you buddy: these women are your friends because they don't think you are a threat. You seen as a low t wimp and would not be considered for them to fuck under any circumstance. They will however be fucking chad at the con when he takes them back to his room and you get to stay behind in the cuck shed. Hope this helps.
>>84338422desu i would be fine with just being friends and nothing happening i just dont want to fuck it up and embarrass myself
>>84336608>lifelong khhv>is probably 16 I hate you so much
>>84338506i'm 35 anon
>>84338217How did you become friends with them? I want details about your journey.
>>84338506The board is definitely filled with kids on spring break at the moment, it's brutal.
>>84338565just being nice to girls on the internet will result in having a lot of female online friends. not that it leads to anything besides maybe getting nudes.>>84338720i've been on 4chan since 2006 you damn zoomers
How old are these friends?
>>84338743preying on children is wrong
>>84336608Real unironic answer from a congoerJust be cool and normal. Don't escalate or be horny unless there is drinking involved. Shower multiple times a day and use deodorant. (Confunk is real). Wear clean clothes every single day, brush your teeth. Just be normal, and if they want to get horny, get horny.
>>84338761thank you anon i'll try my best to not get arrested or put on any sex offender registries.what's the etiquette for asking cosplayers for photos? do you only ask at designated cosplayer areas or are they usually fine with it regardless of where you are?
>>84338770Etiquette for asking for photos is just being polite and asking for photos either while they're walking around or having their photos taken already. Always ask to take a photo every time. It's polite to say thank you afterwards and that you love their cosplay.Do not ask to take photos when the cosplayer is very clearly busy or doing something else (sitting down to eat, playing a game, doing anything that is them not freely available to pose etc)
>>84338770Also want to REALLY stress showering multiple times a day. For normal every day life you want to shower once a day, but for these, (ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE. COSPLAYING) you want to shower at least twice a day. Take care of your feet. Bring extra socks, etc. If you don't walk around a lot normally you may even get blisters. Take care of your feet and have better than average hygiene.The game/arcade room will smell the worst because it's a mixture of sweaty cosplayers resting and the average smash brothers player all in one.
>>84338750Thanks Captain-Obvious.
>>84338733>just being nice to girls on the internet will result in having a lot of female online friendsAre you telling me that the simpers of r9k/soc who spam their discords everywhere are actually getting female attention? This... This should be impossible... Is it really that easy?>not that it leads to anythingI already suspected that.
>>84337204It's more like the three chicks all probably think OP is much of a pussy to try anything and a hotel is cheaper split 4 ways rather than 3. He also is probably going to be the groups designated bag holder. It's a lot less of a fantasy when you start putting real scenarios together
>>84338743>lives in Wisconsin>23 at the time>would be around 30-36 nowadays>drugged>wagie>likes little girls that aren't dwarfsHoly shit, Miles...
>>84339316>Are you telling me that the simpers of r9k/soc who spam their discords everywhere are actually getting female attention? This... This should be impossible... Is it really that easy?basically yeah. every girl I know I met from 4chan.
I just got back from a conI went with no one
>>84339978dweeb. did you dress up at least
>>84339995nope :DI just kinda walked around before going home lolI got a Miku tho
>>84340000a miku AND digits? what a day
>>84336608>khhv>3 female discord friendsI don't see how these two things can happen to the same person. I'm the first and the idea of having 3 female friends is like some fantasy world to me.
>>84340006im so fucking cool
>>84336613>>84336622Can I go and anally fuck these guys in the ass (if you catch my meaning, it's butt sex)?
>>84338217lol ur being used as a paypig, stupid apprentice wizardbaka. >5'10 250lbs AHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAfake and gay thread
>>84340181i'm not paying for anything. one of the girls paid for the hotel room and they're all flying separately. i'm just driving to the hotel since i live nearby. i might pay for dinner but that's about it.that said, helping out your friends is good so if they asked me for money i wouldn't really mind.
>>84340213>if they asked me for money i wouldn't really mind.because youd be expecting a sexual favor as reward for 'helping'>hit the gym, fattie mcfatterson
>>84339960>every girl I know I met from 4chanWhen did you start talking to women online (in private)?
