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The Japanese escorts are so cute. I can see why it would appeal to guys. Basically doing an anime style dinner date.
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>>84341958
Then later you get back to the bedroom and she puts the costume on.
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>>84341958
paying to a prostitute for sex is stupid, but the concept of paying for a chick to pretend to date you and enjoy your company is sad and something I might actually end up doing if I had the means and was able to keep it anonymous.
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five foot one inch... is that not bordering on midget status?
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>>84341970
>is that not bordering on midget status?
under 4'11
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I'm very conflicted at this. I can't help but think I'm so ugly and insufferable to be around that someone will only do it if paid. Feels like escorts are for some kind of Chad in that regard who thinks highly of himself.

And if I actually do it, it would have to be one that has very few clients because I have not settled my disgust for that part.
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>>84341968
>if I had the means and was able to keep it anonymous.
what do you mean anonymous? Even if you run into someone just say you are on a date. People aren't out there scouring the internet to expose you.
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>>84342014
I have a very paranoid outlook on life, where I feel like anything I do is being watched by someone with the power to fuck me over if they had any information of my private life. No, it's not a nice way to live.
Also, the "means" meant money.
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>>84341968
>but the concept of paying for a chick to pretend to enjoy your company is sad
welcome to regular dating
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>>84342024
same here unironically. it really intensified after i had a speed psychosis but i think the source of the fear is my dysfunctional family where i couldn't do anything right so i developed a persecution complex. also life be a bitch and karma is real

what i'm trying to say is look up what a scapegoat in a narcissistic family system is
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>The Japanese escorts
One of my best fucks was when I paid a Japanese student for sex on Dec 7th, 2011.
As she wasn't an escort, she was a deep kisser. Hot body. Loved her nipples sucked very hard.
Fucked her off the bed. Must have been the first time I didn't go soft in a rubber.
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Is she in Japan or touring the world?
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>>84343107
>Is she in Japan or touring the world?
Usually they come down to Australia, since it's also a popular holiday destination since they can escape the winter snow. They get to see the sights and make money from yellow fever guys at the same time.
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another I found
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A lot of them are chinese pretending to be Japanese.
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>>84341958
>>84341961
>>84343275
sex and prostitution is illegal where i live but i would 100% pay for rent-a-girlfriend service.
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>>84343322
>Sex is illegal where you live
Vatican City?
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I would feel immense shame paying for sex does anyone know how to fix this
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>>84343335
lithuania. i suffer here :'(
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>>84343296
the chinese/korean ones always use the face filter like crazy. Their face looks like it was AI'd on
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>>84343366
>suffering beside the most attractive women on this planet
Wtf
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>>84343374
im unattractive khhv, scars on face, balding, mental illness that i take medication for. in 26 years of my lonely truecel life i went to 3 speed dating events where i got humbled hard (even fat hags don't want me), tried dating apps on and off for a decade with no results to show for, talked to women from /soc/, approached several women at the bus stops. on friday evening i felt so miserable that i made a reddit account and posted on r/r4r that im looking friends of any gender in my city to hang out with, but the moderators removed my post and banned me from the subreddit because, per words, i was soliciting money, when all said was that im okay with splitting costs for activities like events, museums, cafes, etc. getting your first relationship shouldn't be this hard.
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Some of these girls overshare a bit
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>>84343412
I hope you get a girl somehow
No shinobu poster deserves the raw deal life has given you regardless if your bald/Lithuanian
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>>84341958
>anime style dinner date
You sound like a 13 year old.
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>>84343368
They do the same here and it looks so fucking weird. They look like something out of a bad horror film with black eyes and sheet white skin
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>>84342828 #
You want be a chud like u were able to fuck a women so hard and satisfy her you are a larper
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>>84342828
>Dec 7th
Way to stick it to the emperor
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>>84343275
>>84341961
I'm so mad I dont live in japan
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>>84343527
>you are a larper
I am almost middle aged, and I've still never had unpaid sex with a foid. Most of the paid sex was meh, by the way.
It's just another level of sadness to know that I could do the job, but civilian foids are just not interested.
>>84343564
Though I am not a burger, my country is part of the Western Allies. The Fall of Singapore was avenged!
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>>84343593
Last one I found touring nearby
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>>84341961
>Escort for Disabled
kek
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>>84341958
>Basically doing an anime style dinner date.

what is an anime style dinner date as opposed to a regular dinner date? this is a rare non-bait question. i'm not sure what i'm supposed to be picturing that's different here from two people sitting at a table eating normally.
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>>84342828
What's a deep kisser? Tongue in mouth?
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>>84344215
Some of that. Mostly open mouth and mashing faces.
She was more aggressive than any of the regular whores, which I appreciated.
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>>84341958
>tfw literal whores in japan are more cute and innocent than average western women
Brootal, thats starting to go away now though as feminism takes hold there and the women will start acting more masculine
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>>84343374
>he thinks Slavs are attractive
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>>84343412
Are you physically fit and strong? Are the scars you speak of acne scars? How's your employment/money situation? How much have you delved into self-improvement and specifically looksmaxxing? I have some protips that could help you
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>>84343779
>153cm
What city is this?, all the Japanese escorts in Melbourne are all tall for some reason
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>>84343366
I thought the baltic countries were very liberal these days, hence why russia hates you for your freedoms.
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>>84344308
They're Japanese uni students studying in Australia
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>>84344523
>I have some protips that could help you
Not the same guy, but share some tips regardless. Start from the top with some tips that have the biggest impact for relatively little investment of time and money, please. I can't just get a complete new wardrobe for example and just sweitching to gym 5 days a week is a bit hard to do as well
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>>84343107
escortsandbabes.com.au is an Australian website. She is most likely touring Australia. Some Japanese JAV actresses (like picrel) come down to Australia and work here for a month or so as prostitution is legal in Australia and direct flights from Japan to Australia are cheap and easy. So they can make good money. Also now lots of Japanese, Korean and Chinese girls here on "student visas" they are supposed to be studying English or some vocational course but they spend much of their time taking dicks for money.
>>84344215
>What's a deep kisser?
Essentially anything more than a superficial kiss on the lips. Open mouth kissing and yes probably with tongue contact.
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>Are you physically fit and strong?
no. i have some muscles underneath the fat since i used to work on a farm when i was younger. im average build, perhaps leaning towards the chubbier side. i know, gym is good for everyone yet i haven't mustered the courage to go there.
>Are the scars you speak of acne scars?
no. i looked up imagines of acne scars and split open head wounds, and i have nothing as severe like that, but if i were to go full bald and happen to have light shined at my forehead, they would be more visible. 3 scars on forehead in 2-3 cm length and 0.5 cm width, and the 4th one on my chin that the beard hides very well. the scars are different texture than the skin, and beard doesn't grow on the 4th scar, just around it.
>How's your employment/money situation?
employed for 5 years, financial situation is pretty good: 58k in stocks and 10k in bank account.
>How much have you delved into self-improvement and specifically looksmaxxing?
last year i visited a psychiatrist and was put on 300 mg of valenfaxine for severe depression and anxiety. i use moisturizer on my face whenever i go outside because of my very dry skin. i don't think i dress fashionably, but i wear white nike air sneakers and fitting glasses. my side face is 100% chad but the front honestly looks fucked: one eye smaller than the other, i don't have hunter's eyes, and i look tired all the time. my most pressing concern is social skills because i rarely talk to anybody if not for small talk with coworkers and saying "thank you" to cashiers. i also happen to forget words in either my native language or english, then i try to repeat a sentence with different wording, then get lost mid way through and forget what i was trying to say. i guess that makes me look retarded. also, psychiatrist said that i have asperger's symptoms but didn't want to officially diagnose me. i have never had any irl friends.
>I have some protips that could help you
sure
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>>84344589
>Start from the top with some tips that have the biggest impact for relatively little investment of time and money, please
#1 Losing weight. Reduce the amount of meals you have per day, this saves time and is easier than portion control once your metabolism gets used to not being fed calories every two hours because of snacking. You should try different fasting styles like intermittent fasting, one meal per day or having a weekly 24h or 48h fast. If you fast for 24-48h, you should do low volume high intensity strength training during the fast. Don't combine cardio with fasting. Once the initial hunger subsides, you become very alert and productive because you avoid post-meal blood sugar crashes. Make sure to get enough electrolytes during fasting. It makes a world of difference. Coffee and black tea helps a lot.
>and just sweitching to gym 5 days a week is a bit hard to do as well
Getting fit is the second most important step. You can get most of the results by doing a full-body exercise 3x a week. Get a minimalist home gym setup that allows you to do weighted calisthenics. It's cost-effective and the commute time you save racks up quickly. I can elaborate if you can approximate your bodyfat percentage and current strength level (for example how many clean pull-ups, push-ups and bodyweight squats you can perform in a row).
>I can't just get a complete new wardrobe for example
You should try to get most of your newbie muscle gains before you do that so you don't have to focus on that yet. But once you get some muscle on your frame, start getting good quality clothes that are affordable and suit your body type. If you're short, make sure your pants aren't baggy because it makes you look shorter. Avoid graphic tees, buy unicolor black, white or light gray t-shirts because they are the most compatible. Get black chinos and dark olive colored chinos and good quality jeans. Very important: get a haircut that suits your head shape.
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>>84344922
>no. i have some muscles underneath the fat since i used to work on a farm when i was younger. im average build, perhaps leaning towards the chubbier side. i know, gym is good for everyone yet i haven't mustered the courage to go there.
Get an affordable pull-up bar that is properly fastened to a door frame and has a high upper weight limit. Then get gymnastic rings with those adjustable straps. If you cant do pull-ups, do bodyweight rows with the gymnastic rings or get a heavy resistance band, wrap it around the pull-up bar and use it to help you (google how to do your first pull-up, it shows you how).
Do bodyweight squats with autistically good form. Place your heels on a slightly elevated surface to assist with mobility.
Do (shoulder width) push-ups with autistically good form.
Do a warmup and then all these 3 sets to failure as many reps as you can, three times per week on non-consecutive days. Your method of progressive overload in this case is increasing reps per set.
Do this for a month and see how you perform then. You'll learn how to build a reliable routine, base strength and confidence to get to the gym eventually.
>3 scars on forehead in 2-3 cm length and 0.5 cm width, and the 4th one on my chin that the beard hides very well. the scars are different texture than the skin
Are these injury related? To make them less noticeable, use sunscreen during summer. Hyaluronic acid, Vitamin C and retinoid serums also work as does microneedling, but only to a point. How deep are the scars?
>employed for 5 years, financial situation is pretty good: 58k in stocks and 10k in bank account.
Good. Keep it up. Take some of that money and invest it into home gym equipment and maybe a dermatologist consultation so you know what your options are in terms of treating your scars. Think of these as investments (because they are). Laser treatment and professional microneedling could help you.
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>>84345194
Thanks for the advice so far.
>>84345194
>Very important: get a haircut that suits your head shape.
How Do I know which one fits? Also, how viable are long hair hairstyles?`

>I can elaborate if you can approximate your bodyfat percentage and current strength level (for example how many clean pull-ups, push-ups and bodyweight squats you can perform in a row).
Pull-ups: 0-2
Push-ups: ~10
Squats: 30-50


>If you're short
Short in 4chan terms, i.e. under 6ft or short as in below average for males (5'7" and less)? Asking because I'd like my pants to not be too tight at a roughly average height

Also, what to do about acne-prone spots on the face? just apply some cream or is it worth seeing a dermatologist over?
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>>84344922
>was put on 300 mg of valenfaxine for severe depression and anxiety
Has it helped? For me, by far the biggest help in terms of anxiety and specifically social anxiety was strength training. The difference is very noticeable. Didn't "cure" the depression but definitely fixed the anxiety which already helped a ton
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>>84345933
>was put on 300 mg of valenfaxine for severe depression and anxiety
>Has it helped?
for depression, no, but it has a positive impact on some other mental illness (?) where i no longer pace around in my apartment for hours going in circles thinking about something in particular but not remembering exactly what afterwards. it helps with chronic back pain and reduced my libido but didn't affect my penis as much (i get morning wood, get hard when i need to, but liquid and low amount of cummies). other positives are that i don't goon every day for hours and can focus on productive work, and i don't get as upset and filled with anger seeing couples outside being lovey dovey.
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>>84345764
I'll reply to you soon, bit busy now. 1h
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>How Do I know which one fits?
See pic related
>Also, how viable are long hair hairstyles?
Depends on your hairline and hair quality. If you hair is thin, keep it on the shorter side. If it's thick and wavy, go for medium-short or medium length (not past shoulders).
>Pull-ups: 0-2
use the resistance band method to get your reps up. eccentric reps are very good too (start from the top and use your muscles to descend slowly)
>Push-ups: ~10
>Squats: 30-50
Good, keep grinding reps. Once you go past 60 with squats you could try bodyweight bulgarian split squats or goblet squats with weight. Just make sure your bodyweight squat is as deep as possible with good form. With push-ups, always do shoulder width or narrower.
>Short in 4chan terms, i.e. under 6ft or short as in below average for males (5'7" and less)? Asking because I'd like my pants to not be too tight at a roughly average height
At medium height this isn't that much of an issue. The pants don't have to be tight and uncomfortable, there are tapered slim fits or "athletic fits" which are more comfortable yet not baggy.
>Also, what to do about acne-prone spots on the face?
Wash daily (twice) with water, moisturize 1x/day , apply benzoyl peroxide 5% (over the counter ointment). Change your pillowcases weekly. Accutane is the final solution, has side effects but works very well.
>is it worth seeing a dermatologist over?
Yes. Initial checkup is good so you know the type of acne you have, severity and treatment options.
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>>84346027
>where i no longer pace around in my apartment for hours going in circles thinking about something in particular but not remembering exactly what afterwards. it helps with chronic back pain and reduced my libido
Good. Exercise will fix the chronic back pain too. But be careful, SSRIs/SNRIs can cause persistent sexual dysfunction (rarer) and weight gain (more common). If you get a prescription for bupropion, that will have the opposite effect on libido and appetite compared to SSRIs. You don't crave food as much and libido ramps up quite a bit. Becoming a gooner is very likely if you have previous problems with porn addiction. But overall its side effect profile is better compared to other common antidepressants.
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>>84346493
i don't know, man. i think i'll continue with the treatment until november of this year and decide whether to drop the medicine or not. i had some successs with taking a high dosage of rhodiola rosea for depression, and, overall, it had more positives than antidepressants that i've tried so far. reduced libido is nice, but permanent damage to penis is not.
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>>84346844
Ok. Good luck nigga, hopefully this was helpful. Remember to build the routines sustainably, and do the kind of exercise that you like the most because that's the one you stick to most likely. No need to minmaxx everything, it's easy to cause paralysis by analysis that way.
>reduced libido is nice, but permanent damage to penis is not.
Some studies say the people who get SSRI/SNRI-induced permanent sexual dysfunction is under 1% but it might be higher due to underreporting. Better to be safe than sorry with something like this though
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>>84346379
That's insightful. Thank you.
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>>84343414
I was about to write a post about how I can't imagine paying for sex, it just seems so awkward and uncomfortable.

I might actually be down to do it for that one though, simply because I have a raging fetish for tiny girls and I'll never be able to fuck a 4'6" skinny girl otherwise.
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>>84348846
No problem. Also, take the neckpill. It's very important for a man's overall appearance. A wide neck frames your facial features and it's very beneficial overall to have a strong neck because it protects you from neck and head injuries. If you take a look at any top tier hollywood actor or male model (even twinks like Chalamet), almost every one of them have a 1:1 neck width to bigonial width. Exercises that hit the traps like shoulder presses are good because that muscle pushes out the sternocleidomastoids but it's beneficial to specifically train those as well. Google lateral neck flexion exercises and do those, either by using the weight of your head as resistance or by using light resistance bands.
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>>84349726
>>84349726
>No problem. Also, take the neckpill.
a pill so big it lodges in your throat and makes your neck wider?
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>>84349726
I suppose you mean training up neck muscles? Is there a good training regimen for that?
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Then you remember that mouth was on 80 year old GYOBU SHIGASHINA ZAIBATSU GLOBAL MAGNATE taint. Whores aren't gross because they're whores, they're gross because of all the prior men of such quality.
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>>84343414
>breeds a legal loli
>leaves
fucking hell nigga gets what I want and dumps it I hate chads so much
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>>84350075
>I suppose you mean training up neck muscles?
Yes.
>Is there a good training regimen for that?
Yes. For pure neck width pic related is most important, three sets of 15-20 reps (both sides) twice a week, very controlled reps. It's good to do a variant of this where you're lying on your stomach face down then lifting your head up. Do these without any added weight first.
There's a bunch of routines on youtube that show the techniques better than I can explain them. Don't do neck bridges though, those are risky even for trained athletes.
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>>84344208
>what is an anime style dinner date as opposed to a regular dinner date?
It's the typical asian thing of taking the girl to the claw machine and winning her a prize. And taking her for something small like ice cream or boba teas. Taking photos of her posing in some place you took her too. Very Asiany
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>>84341958
Some of the best fucks I've had were in Japan (pic related)
Helps there's an entire district of love hotels made for that kinda thing
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>>84350354
Lmao this belong in a SIR comic



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