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The interviewer asked me if I had to be an animal what would I be. I wasn't really sure what that had to do with anything and thought she was messing around, so I just said I didn't know and then started talking about my experience again.
>looked it up afterwards and apparently this is a valid interview question
Like wtf?
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Well, yeah, most jobs are just busywork normie daycare, so of course they would ask stupid shit like that. Could have just answered frog and had a quiet laugh about it
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>>84347044
technically any interview question is valid because you're only there to jerk off the interviewer. this is why you should seek out nepotist options
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shouldve said frog
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The right answer is dog(for interviews) because they're basically eternally happy little slaves for humans
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>>84347044
"Hmm... I think I would be a duck. I like to hold women down and forcefully penetrate them. Oh, and I also enjoy migrating south for the winter, haha."
Said while staring intensely into her eyes. Make sure to say "haha" out loud. Don't actually laugh. Don't even smile.
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>>84347044
>so I just said I didn't know and
that's an okay answer
>then started talking about my experience again.
should have asked her who she would be
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>>84347074
>happy little slaves for humans
Uh no those are horses
All dogs do is look cute and poop
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>>84347176
>should have asked her who she would be
Job interview turns into a date suddenly
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>>84347196
>Job interview turns into a date suddenly
lol
it also gives you a moment to understand the question or explain yourself better
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Yea that just looks like the interviewer was unprepared. Every place of employment has a basic template of questions they are required to ask so maybe you scared the interviewer or had extra time so they asked you a question with no real substance.
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>>84347044
I would be a giant bird that hunts niggers



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