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What's stopping you from achieving this physique? You live in first world country , prime youth and have lots free time yet you can't do something as simple as being fit?
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I have true gynecomastia behind both nips as a result of drinking for 2 decades. I wish I had nips this flat.
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>>84356014
>You live in first world country
I don't
>prime youth
>have lots free time
I'm doing my best to wake up early. if I manage to do that I could train in the mornings instead of the evenings
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>>84356026
You can get surgery for that
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i don't want to put in the work
do i get a (you)?
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im trying to look like an anime girl instead
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>>84356041
Why not put in work? Can't u just do it like what's stopping you?
>>84356051
Okay post pics
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>>84356072
>Okay post pics
but erm thats against the rules :x
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>>84356096
show ass fag. you're trying to look like that for male validation anyways
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>>84356014
I'm already slim and healthy. Theres no reason for me to pack on even more muscle. Fuck going to the gym too.
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>>84356014
I don't want to. I play a sport. I don't have that much free time either. Chores and my job take up so much time.
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>>84356113
>show ass fag.
i would on literally any other board lul
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>>84356014
I plan on being single forever, there's no point in being that good looking. I'm content to just be skinny.
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>>84356123
then go post it on /soc. any of the sissy threads should do for you
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>>84356180
I LEFT ALL MY NUDES IN ONE THREAD, ALL YOU HAVE TO IS FIND IT
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>>84356014
i want to have sex with this man so badly
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>>84356072
nothing is stopping me. but i just don't feel the need to attract women because they owe me sex regardless
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>>84356206
>couldn't find by latest
meh
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>>84356014
>Can't
Explain to me why I would want this.
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>>84356257
Tranny or fag, call it
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>>84356014
I'm at my bottom of the barrel, and using alcohol and food to survive every day
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>>84356014
lazy and mentally ill
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>>84356014
Why are you naked

Put some pants on, faggot
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>>84356014
I'm working on it, but I'm too hairy and don't want to shave my entire body every day. I had a girl tell me she was into that once though.
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(You) dont exist for me to even try to achieve this.
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>>84356014
>another thinly veiled faggot thread
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>>84356472
on a thinly veiled faggot board
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>>84356014
I want to lick and kiss everything...
I NEED to suck on his nips
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>>84356014
haha imagine him bullying you into licking his abs and sucking his cock while calling you a faggot, that'd be weird and I'd totally hate that haha
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>>84356014
why should I bother when my 5 inch penis won't be enough for a woman anyway? Why should I bother doing anything? Not like I'll ever get rewarded for it. Go bother someone else
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>>84356014
counterpoint
I am not a male fashion model so I should take advantage of this freedom to eat slop and not exercise
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>>84356014
Lifting is one of the few things that keeps me going and I'm proud of what I've accomplished thus far but I also can't stop stuffing my fat fucking face. Maybe one day I'll cut but idk, no woman will ever love or be attracted to me anyway so I might just keep eating yummy food and making my numbers go up for as long as it will distract me from how pathetic and pointless my life is
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>>84356014
I want my chest to stay flat. Pectorals are gross
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>>84356026
Same but I'm gonna see if going into ketosis for months takes care of it. If not I'm going back to beer and pizza followed by a menthol cigarette . Then suicide
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>>84356014
>What's stopping you from achieving this physique
I'm not ai
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>>84356014
Trying my best.

Not quite as fit as OP, but enough to thirst trap girls.
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>>84357718
>celtic druidic tattoo
hell yeah
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>>84357718
not bad, i'd like to look like that. How is your diet
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>>84357718
nice queer bait bods, you faggots
unless you look like pic related, you will never pull young, tight, wet pussi
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>>84356014
something like this is just unmaintainable, i just want a normal decently muscular physqiue with higher fat levels than this with prob like 20% bf
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>>84356014
i have boobies
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>>84356014
Food is expensive as fuck and I don't even eat every day to save on money
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>>84356014
Believe it or not those fit guys are on juice.
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>>84356014
I hate how it looks like, duh.
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>>84356014
I have a job and various cultural obligations to fulfill (shitposting)
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>>84356014
Its time consuming, not to mention the eating habits, basicly it would require adopting a lifestyle.
Also lifting is gay as is to much muscle definition. I achived good bmi (19-20) by doing cardio in warmer months. Cardio in comparison to lifting is an awsome way to spend time and i much rather be lean/med muscle definition by swimming 1h every other day in summer, then being nutrien obssesed muscle freak.
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>>84356014
>What's stopping you from achieving this physique?
trying to find a justification for it tbf
with the way I look rn, got no problems getting men/women so should I get more fit to get more men/women?
sounds kinda superficial

do I do it to take care of myself? I don't really care that much about myself
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>>84357104
Mine actually did flatten quite a bit after ~ 4 months of no alcohol. To the point where I no longer had puffy nips. But then I got back on the sauce and I could literally feel the glans harden and grow by pressing down on them. They seem to grow from the bottom up in the shape of a flat ellipse. Then as they harden, they spread apart and turn more circular and keep growing in height. Around the 3rd month I could swear one of them had almost completely disintegrated. I wonder if 1 year of sobriety might do the trick.
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>>84356014
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CUT
YOU THINK I'M GONNA GIVE UP ALL THESE GAINZ JUST TO HAVE SOME FAGGOT ON R9K SEE MY COCK VEINS?
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WEAK AND DISGUSTING TO ME.
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>>84356014
Even if you gave it a real, serious attempt, remember what you're lifting for:
>so that a slightly overweight woman pierced like a pincushion can say ew, you're too short for me
>so that porn-addict gay male reddit/discord types can text fire and eggplant emojis to you
>so that porn-addict gay male reddit/discord types can say things like gyat damn to you and ask you to step on them
>so that soon-to-be-porn-addict gay male types can ask you "bro what's your routine bro"
>so that you can find out that everyone worth anything you knew in highschool and college are already married
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>>84358184
I quit drinking for two years and they never went away. Maybe shrank some..Then I started drinking again and they got bigger than ever. Sometimes I wonder if there's something deeper wrong with my liver. Maybe I have hep c. Idk
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>>84356014
because I have a full time job and being a lazy overeating obese fuck. also, I'm not that young anymore.
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>>84356014
I have a better physique, bigger muscles
I been working out for 8 years and the only attention its given me is from fat girls and trannies. Yes I reluctantly fucked them. Still no gf
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>>84356014
I jack off so much I can barely eat or stand up. I need a lot of energy for working out if I wanna look like that. Oh and your test also skyrockets when you workout so I would have to be an incel with a high sex drive it would be like being 18 to 25 again, the worst years of my life, I worshipped women when I was that age and was always horny
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>>84357737
A lot of meat, a lot of food and a lot of walking.

20,000 steps a day minimum.
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>>84356014
im working on it ^u^. Feels good to be working out again after a few months of a break.

>>84358547
why not for yourself? Don't you want to become more?
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>"new year, new me"
>new job, new place, new friends
>started running and lifting again
>one day, pain in my chest
>get it checked
>diagnosed with hypertension
lmao
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>>84356014
how do you get like that without going to gym, i hate it there, i dont mind the excercise
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>>84359556
Proof of concept --- I posted a bronze era bodybuilder and a gay porn addict reddit/discord type arrived.

Now imagine it's not a picture, but it's you, after 4-5 years of austerity. This is the attention you will attract. Happy?
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>>84359585
You go to a yuge empty gym where there's half a city distance between you and the next guy. What do you hate about the gym exactly?
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>>84359585
you will want to build at least some muscle before leaning down, if you just hate gym crowds you can try going either super early or super late in the day. otherwise get yourself a bench and some universal dumbells and workout at home
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>>84356014
There's no point. I'm a tall skinny white guy with hair (for now), an above average dick (still not really big), but I still wouldn't really get pic related aka the only type of woman that I'm into.

>>84356117
>>84357039
>>84357938
>>84358547
These. Life sucks.
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>>84356014
My body is covered in acne, weird blotches I really need to ask a doctor about, and stretch marks.
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>>84359647
>acne
will go away when you start lifting
>weird blotches
wdym?
>stretch marks
you'll get more of em if you lift, but now they're hot
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I have to lift as a 5'9 male, its non negotiable so I dont look like an absolute child next to fully grown men, if I cant be vertical then I'll just have to be horizontal, weird little muscle gnome, thats what I'll be. People do notice though, the other day a dude fist bumped me outside and it has actually aided me in getting sexo.
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I don't like wanna be too muscular I don't like the appeal of it.

Although being a bit twunk-ish sounds nice
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>>84359720
>I don't like wanna be too muscular
If you're saying something this, you have no reason to worry about it happening



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