I just devoured these. Are you a one burrito at a time kind of guy or two? This is basically a question of are your balls attached or not?
>>84358893I'm a bowl and tortillas in the side guy. One mega burrito.
>>84358893I can barely eat 1 chipotle burrito, let alone 2. I like getting black and pinto beans but those niggers always stuff it to the brim with double beans instead of a little of both
>>84358971>He rolls his own burritoDo you brush your own teeth too
>umm you're not a REAL man if you don't gorge yourself on goyslop as much as I do >:)Never seen a more insecure manchild lmao holy shit.
>>84359035>Only eats one bite of a single burrito and gets full It's okay buddy maybe in the next life you can be born with actual balls
>>84359060>heh in my mind I turned you into this caricature of things I think are embarrassing so that means I'm cooler than you >:)As I said, that's the most pathetic manchild cope I've ever witnessed. I can see why you're gonna die alone in some shitty one bedroom apartment.
>>84358893did you weigh them? looks like a solid meal but nothing that impressive>>84359035a burrito is hardly goyslop
>>84359076>All this seetheYou better eat something now boy, you get angry when you're hungry. Oh wait... you can only eat one bite per 48 hours. I guess you're gonna stay grumpy then!
Mexican food fucking sucks, there's a reason only mexicans and retards like it.
>>84359101Oh, you're the dick envy guy. That explains a lot. Lmao irredeemably mentally ill loser freak.
>>84359111Greetings, my fellow leftistSuch dorkwads should be rangebanned >:)
>>84358893you're probably obese. let me see your obese hand
>>84358893>(((nu-chipotle)))that doesnt even counttheyre half the size they used to be while costing 75% more
Now post yours, big boy. Loser has to suck the winners dick. I haven't showered in a while so you might want to have a bottle of sprite or something nearby for after. My bwc is formidable and absolutely fermented in the olfactory sense.
>>84359111KEK. It really is that same freak
>>84358893damn chipotle burritos used to be so much bigger.
>>84359441curling your fingers up to show your tendons doesnt fool anyone into thinking you have hand veins lmao, however ill grant you that you are indeed not obese
>>84359102>Mexican food fucking sucks, there's a reason only mexicans and retards like it.>t. indian
>>84359441pansy hands
>>84359076It's not that serious though
>>84358893Nah nigga, those burritos look extra weak sauce and extra light. I like burritos that is thick and need both hands to grab and shit. I like em thick with extra carne bruh. Real shit. I ask them niggas "hey pedro, hey miguel, add some extra carne in that bitch" and them niggas always hook a nigga up. Real. One burrito is enough for me bruh, with a glass coke or a jarritos too. Real ones prefer glass cock
