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04/15/26(Wed)17:21:36 No.84363603
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Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:21:36 No.84363603 Archived
I am a 29 year old virgin. In two months, I will be 30. I am sad.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:31:19 No.84363638
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:31:19 No.84363638
TIME FOR YOUR WIZARD POWERS

LET'S GO
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:33:05 No.84363643
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:33:05 No.84363643
>>84363603
Why not go get yourself some slop to pat yourself on the back?
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:34:43 No.84363651
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:34:43 No.84363651
>>84363603
is that a troll pic?
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:36:37 No.84363661
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:36:37 No.84363661
>>84363651
No I just like Arby's fries.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:38:17 No.84363672
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:38:17 No.84363672
>>84363661
getting crinkle fries not curly fries at arby's is extremely fucked up
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:39:47 No.84363677
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:39:47 No.84363677
>>84363672
I just like the crinkle fries more. Curly fries are good but I'd get the crinkle fries 99 out of 100 times.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:41:02 No.84363685
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:41:02 No.84363685
>>84363677
>I just like the crinkle fries more
the patrician choice
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:43:41 No.84363695
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:43:41 No.84363695
>>84363603
just turned 30 a couple days ago actually. i used to be one of those guys here who said i will just kill myself when iam 30.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:44:38 No.84363702
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:44:38 No.84363702
>>84363695
I'm mostly happy but I can't help but feel like I've made some mistakes.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:44:39 No.84363703
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:44:39 No.84363703
>>84363603
>>84363638

I recently became a wizard and nothing changed. I just stop caring as much maybe.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)17:46:00 No.84363713
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)17:46:00 No.84363713
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I just turned 40 and see no prospect of ever having sex with a woman
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)18:14:46 No.84363805
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)18:14:46 No.84363805
>>84363603
Five more months for me. I'm not sad about it
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)18:24:50 No.84363847
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)18:24:50 No.84363847
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>>84363713
Do you have enough money to travel toVietnam Thailand or the Phillipines?
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)19:47:12 No.84364111
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)19:47:12 No.84364111
>>84363603
omg same, I'll be 30 in 4 months and still a virgin, but at least not butt virgin which is nice...
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)19:54:03 No.84364125
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)19:54:03 No.84364125
>>84363603
I'm 33 and I was a virgin until last month. We're all gonna make it bro.
Widen the net, put yourself out there.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)19:56:12 No.84364129
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)19:56:12 No.84364129
>>84364125
I'm 34 and still a virgin. We're not all gonna make it.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)19:56:23 No.84364130
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)19:56:23 No.84364130
>>84363603
You guys must have pretty normal lives otherwise. Being a virgin in my 30s is the least of my worries. Like not even close.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)20:01:53 No.84364145
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)20:01:53 No.84364145
>>84364129
You're underestimating the amount of people who either have a virgin fetish or don't consider it a dealbreaker.
You have to cast a line to get the fish. They won't all bite and a few might get away but if you try for long enough you'll hook one
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)20:38:25 No.84364155
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)20:38:25 No.84364155
>>84363603
I'm sad too. Had a stripper give me a lap dance and I just felt so empty. Fucking felt happier hitting my head with a beer bottle.
>>84364125
TELL ME YOUR SECRET, PLEASE
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)21:01:29 No.84364214
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)21:01:29 No.84364214
>>84363603
i feel for you fren, do you have a job an a wee bit of disposable income? if so, get yoursefl a nice escort, and have her rape the fuck outta you and make sure you got a cialis or something so you can cum at least 2 or 3 times, really get your moneys worth and some practice why not. actually, she is there to pleasure you, dont worry about her.

anyways, i would do this if had money. ive been with 7 women, but none in over 12 years. i am 30 now. most days i wanna throw myself in front of speeding train.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)21:48:28 No.84364283
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)21:48:28 No.84364283
>>84363603
slap my ballsack so hard that i puke
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