You will never have this view
I just saw it thoughever
does anyone else "talk" to porn stars while you're watching a vid? like kind of anticipating when they will say something and trying to prempt them with a question that merits the given reply. i was really into this for a while, i started calling it whale convos after the science thing
I will never get to play a girls soft butt cheeks like bongos
>>84363923Phew I was worried I'd someday become a plapjak caricature, now I don't have to worry about fat bitches
>>84363923i will, she just wont be a white woman
I don't like doggy because personally I don't like smelling women's assholes, and none of them use bidets in the USA so there's always at least a little shit residue
>>84364321>he doesn't have a sexy shower with her beforehand
>>84363923I have had it, it's overrated. Life is work.>>84363942 not me
>>84364321hot women can't be gross. only ugly women and men can be gross. if you're turned off by any part of a hot woman's body or actions, it's because you're at least partially gay.
>>84363923My ex will make me be that view for her
>>84363923I have and it sucks. Missionary is so much better
>>84365336missionary will NEVER be better than backshotsmissionary is for starting out onlybackshots will ALWAYS mog missionarySORRY
>>84365336cowgirl is the best. why anyone likes to have sex any other way is beyond me. it's physically easier than every other position too in my experience. i can never get a good angle in missionary, and doggy is hard on my wrists.
>>84365343Cumming in her pussy with pelvic bones pressed against each other arms wrapped around her back breasts pressed against her chest tongues in each others mouths is as good as it gets
>>84365373*rapes you in backshots*heh whatever kid
>>84365343>>84365379Children shouldn't be on r9k watching porn
>>84365343nah when my prostitutes turn around, it sucks>>84365344cowgirl is good too. As long as I can see boobs I am happy
>>84365383*rapes you also*if you had kept your mouth shut you could have been my kitten...shame>>84365385i don't have sex with pros, what's it like? condom sex is so ass, i like the view from cowgirl but my gf always cracks my dick in half
>>84365397idk, I've only ever had sex with prostitutes, condom only.
>>84363942Rarely but the convo would only take place in my head.
