OMG ANON LOOK OUT!*BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"HUNG! Omg anon sorry, ive been holding that in all day. *pfffrrfffftt*
why did she take off her pants to fart
>>84365745Worried she might blow a hole in them
>*pfffrrfffftt*TFW I'll never get to pound her holes.
>>84365705i want to smell a girl's fart
>>84365705i want a braaphog gf who would randomly let our loud farts no matter where she is and then she would pretend like nothing happened
>tfw bf pins me down in bed when I'm unshowered and kisses and smells my ass I think it's more about my embarrassment than the smell because what is he really getting from me squirming around and asking him to stop and begging him to let me shower first? I swear men are like badly trained dogs that want to shove their noses into your crotch sometimes. Down, DOWN reeeee
>first post to make me actual lol in a long time
>>84367022I don't understand how women complain about everything>My boyfriend is obsessed with my scent and will never cheatGod gives gold to fools
>>84367043I prioritize being clean and I like being clean before sex so I can just focus on being happy. I don't like being caught out because I didn't get a chance to shower yet. It feels unfair if he had a bad reaction to my scent when I wasn't prepared
i don't think you're even a fetishist, you just think it's funny to pretend at it
anon look how good i got at squatting, come closer let me show yo-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFTTTTTTTTPLOPoh...oh sorry i guess i had a really big lunch. let me just get the rest of it out real fastBRRRRRRAPpppft...brap
