Holy shit it's so over. Fuck
>>84366290wow. I'm 200lbs lighter than you. wow
>>84366290If you're a woman, gain 300 more because it doesn't matterIf you're a man, ozempic now
>>84366290you're literally triple my weight. that's fucking awesomet. 121-124 lbs
>>84366290Go binge 5 juicy cheeseburgers
>>84366290so hot ughhhh SIT ON ME
>>84366290>almost 3x my weighthey daddy....
>>84366290You're about 65lbs heavier than meI win.
>>84366290Oh, there's a dot there.
>>84366374Did you think OP was a hippo using a bathroom scale?
>>84366331kek. t. 110lbs and want to lose some.
>>84366374THREE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS
>>84366485how tall are ye, anon
>>84366290i have the same scalefat fuck kill yourself
>>84366638>how tall are ye, anon5'6
>>84366670Imagine being male and 128lbs. Whats worse than victim weight?
>>84366670Nice socks
>>84366290I can't get over my 350 pound plateau, lucky bastardKeep eating, pat your tummy at the end of every meal and drink plenty of whole milk <3
How? Almost all scales like that usually have a functional limit of 300lbs, and it doesn't look like that would be one of them.
>>84366733That's a big big femanon
>>84366742This scale is a special edition that's only available in the USA
>>84366811nah, gayanon, but yeah, I like being big, just hard to get bigger when you have a job that has you running around all day
>>84366695not my fault i have self controlwretched fatass go choke on a burger>>84366714kys
>>84366862Nice jeans also
>>84366862>go choke on a burgerGo choke on a dick, youre basically a twink bottom
>>84366872thanks they sag because my belt is too big even on the first holefucking fatass country america ishate it
>>84366862love you twiggy twink, but you could use a lil meat on your bonescuddly squishy thigh pillows are great for attracting boys
>>84366733go on dinner dates with me :3
>>84366878you know, there are belts of different sizes. you do know that...right?
>>84366885sorry nonny, I'm taken :3 but if you wanna eat together platonically, central Ohio is my area and I'm off work Wednesday and Thursday
Hah. Can't relate at all, under 200 pounds for the first time in my life, aiming for 180
>>84366927Bro was born 200 lbsMoms stomach was a boulder
>>84366937Adult life*Guess that was my fault
>>84366965we know your secret anon :33333
>>84366670this is pathetic unless you are a woman and/or 5'4" tallA fully grown adult male should weigh at least 200lbs with a maximum of 27% BMI
>>84366971Ssssh>>84366993I wanna get to about 15% bodyfat, maximun 12% then build myself back up to 200-220 with muscle.
is the average person on this board below 6'0? how do you either weigh less than a woman or more than an elephant.
fat guys are so cute!
>>84366670you have to be 18 to post here, kid(that weight is OK if you're a woman, then good morning, milady)
>>84367030You say this yet you don't date them>"But it's true!"How many fat guys have you dated?>"Uhh... Umm..."Thought so
>>84366290>362 femaleSexy and hot>362 maleIt's over bro
>>84366290woah fat fuck130 lbs herei feel like you could easily smash me
>>84366494OF PUSSY AND ASS
>>84367042nice conversation you had with yourself, care to chat with anon for a while? Better yet, chat with me and my bf?>>84367013I'm 6'3" personally
>>84367042>How many fat guys have you dated?1 out of 2 people>>84367068omg so cute!!!guh i wanna cook you both a feast and watch you have fun
>>84367084I want to enjoy a massive meal and watch Tires now....but bf isn't home and all I got in the fridge is some mascarpone cheesecake. Sadge. I'd go nuts with fast food and shakes but with all my recent dental work my coinpurse is a tad light. Hmmh. Could buy milk and ice cream at the store, then pair that with cheap sweets.Maintaining is hard. Just weighed in this morning and somehow I'm down to 340 again.
>>84367106just eat the cake??>Just weighed in this morning and somehow I'm down to 340 again.you need more cheap ways to pad out food like spreads, sauces, and cream
>>84367106>watch TiresYoure gay, Shane Gillis isnt funny
>>84367131It's like 1/3 the cake, maybe 1200 calories at the most. I want a proper, filling amount of food. Hence why I'm thinking of grabbing extra stuff from the store. I got like, croissants and chips and shit but no ice cream or calorific drinks or just like, cheesy sloppa.>>84367140What tipped you off, the couple's belly selfie? kek. In all seriousness, I enjoy Shane's antics because it reminds me of my time working at jiffy lube and other shop jobs. Shit honestly is just like the show sometimes. Though I don't know of any bikini car washes in the last decade let alone at any car shops.
>>84366290Please crush me with all of your weight ahhhh Can I see your body?
>>84367042My only ex was fat (he took ozempic and is now skeletonmaxxing) but I need an even fatter more obese bf
>>84367172hot. Good luck in your search anon.
>>84366290That's fixable, if you want it to be. Might want to start off with managing your expectations on the length of time it will take to fix it. Start by removing the goyslop. If it has an ingredient list, it's not fit for human consumption.
>>84366670Haha look at his widdle feet clasped together
>>84367452dawwwwwwwwI could just squish his rosy cheeks
>>84366306>>84366670>>84366331>>84366485>>84367053An adult male weighs at least 200lbs
>>84366670Nice autism jeans faggot. Did mummy pick them out for you at target?
>>84366290I don't know whats crazier. The fact that OP has 210lbs on me or the fact he's brave enough to use a glass scale
>>84367131>>84367159Found out about the existence of fluffernutter ice cream, got that plus stuff I can throw in the oven (chicky, mozz, and fries). Gonna make shakes and finish the cake :3
>>84367677for me, it's fluff marshmallow spread
>>84368076Sam in 5th grade always used to bring a peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich to school everyday. Good times
>>84366290How do you niggers eat so much food? I can barely even digest 1500 calories a day.
>>84368076>>84368148This is what fluffernutter is apparently. Finishing the chicken now, next is shake. Then after that, the mozz sticks :3
>>84366290F A T A S SATASS
>>84366290eh i was fatter than you at 385 and lost it. nothing is joever yet unless you want it to be.>>84368181you are making me want some chiccy tendies so bad
>>84366670>avtism jeans
made me feel a little bit better about being a 5'6" 250 lardass but im still a fat fuck. today is the day I stop shoveling slop in my mouth. god damn it its so hard when its your only form of cope. the scary part is that I have a physically demanding job 5 days a week and Im still this big
>>84368451what kind of slop are you eating? if your job is that demanding it sounds more like a nutritional mismatch than purely caloric excess. are you intaking too much fat and carbs and not getting protein and veg?
>>84368468my diet is almost 100% doordash slop its really bad.I bought a bunch of eggs and toast because that is one of the few meals I can cook and really enjoy
>>84368524mmmm scrambly eggs on toast with some melted cheese and a dash of cholula would be a nice ass breakfast.
im 210 pounds. goal weight is 150
>>84366290Got you beat by 30 pounds. My body just kinda gave up on getting fatter, but I have no reason to get in shape without a legally binding guarantee for pussy
>>84366290This nigga an xl oompa loompa put down the fork nigga
I need to see the sexy obese bodies of everyone in this thread so badly
>>84366695One of my online friends was 120 lbs being 6'2
>>84366290IKTF anon, you're not alone.>Weigh 307 in December>Swore that 2026 was going to be the year I finally lost the weight>Up almost 10 pounds from January>Ate over 3K calories yesterday in pasta+chips
Why are you all so fat? Do you eat a lot of processed food? Do you take psychiatric medication? You stay all day long in front of the PC?
...im 430. why is losing weight so hard...?
>>84369079Because you can gain 20lbs in a night but can only lose 1lb a weekGod doesn't exist
>>84367600I didn't hit 200 until I turned 25
>>84369079have you tried counting calories for a few weeks just to see what happens/how hard it is? i know it sucks way more for fat people but i think they should try in case the results are surprising
>>84368524>doordash slopyeah man stop doing this. whatever it is you are doordashing learn to make it at home where you can alter the nutritional value and save on upcharges and fees. cooking is less hard than anyone thinks when the reward at the end is the yummy food you want. if youre nervous about wasting food or money practicing buy near expired shit for cheap to get basics down or other shit you dont care about accidentally torching. if you are doordashing fast food stop doing that fatass. worst possible use of money.
>>84369088you can lose weight faster than that. you shouldnt if you are worried about loose skin but you can.>20 pounds in one nighthormonally or diet induced fluid retention. check your electrolytes and stress levels. i lost a full clothing size today by just getting more than 3-4 hours sleep for once (7 on a massive debt but whatever). >>84369079better for survival odds if you can store excess calories easily than to lose them easily. one is maxxing based on scarcity and the other means high caloric upkeep.stop assigning arbitrary moral value to all this shit and think from a systems perspective. does it make more sense for a species that needs to constantly acquire new sources of food to easily store fat their bodies can cannibalize in times of famine, or does it make more sense to have it easily burned through especially with high muscle content which then requires high protein intake to keep? modernity does not change how human bodies behave overnight. excess calories and sedentary lifestyles are all relatively new phenomena. modern lifestyles are antithetical to how humans evolved. stop letting convenience dictate your life and use logic and agency. you have free will.
i totally get why moot was such a hardass about this now. he lost like what 90 fucking pounds? from not drinking soda and walking around? and ana-channing out but still. this website was less whiny when it was filled with anorexic hipster pseudointellectuals trying to act as pretentious as possible. this sob slob slop shit is so fucking annoying in every sphere. the feminization and liberalization of society i stg. blaming identity politics for this shit. anonymous logic-based meritocracy should have won that shit but no ofc it had to be all about FEELINGS. ugh./schizo schizoing
>>84369088>you can gain 20lbs in a nightno you can't
>>84369629You right about the first part but then you use that to push your identity politics and I think you should drink razor blades and lemonade
>>84369762not fat obviously but you could gain 20 lbs in a night of bodyweight. some competitive eaters can eat that much in a meal
>>84369767i said i was blaming identity politics, illiterate.>razor blades and lemonadechanh muoi would hurt more from the combination of salt, fermentation, and carbonation. get better at this.
>>84369788you would need to consume 70,000 calories in one night to do this.
It seems like Bill Clintons pilot was in on the Epstein child sex trafficking Fbi take note of this
>>84369816awesome. what does this have to do with op being a fat fuck and this thread being filled with feeder fetishists?
>>84369816i wonder if i keep being aggro in threads suddenly posts with schizo political non sequiturs will continue popping up per bot programming to follow around high heat threads to seed political division. wouldnt that be fun to test!>>84369059bread makes you fat
>>84369794your body literally wouldn't be able to take it inlike your pancreas and liver just cannot do that
>>84369819Ops obesity may be tied to the Epstein files I'll get back to you with my findings
>>84369794yeah i guess if you ate pure fat, otherwise 25k calories of burgers or whatever should do it
>>84369837>>84369843I mean matt stonie can eat the octuple bypass burger in under 10 minutes, that thing is 20,000 caloriesSo even discounting water weight/bloat, gaining at least 5 pounds is feasible from one day's eating
>>84369989your body will not take in that much if you eat it in such a short period
>tfw 200>at 5'3
>>84369989you know most of the people that do that shit immediately go vomit or shit it out after right. who the fuck is matt stonie and why should i care. some youtuber? i thought you were being cute about matt stone and trey parker and was going to make fun of you for that but citing some random fag with a camera is even worse. if you are stonie i did not click your video and will not give you views.>>84369840i laffed, i lost>>84369843>yeah i guess if you ate pure fat, otherwise 25k calories of burgers or whatever should do itwhat a beautiful mind you have. how do you think calories work? is 25k calories of burgers equal to 25k calories of semen? should i deepfry the semen in panko and lard and smother a little kewpie on top to make it 70k?>eat 17500 in one daynot impossible but most fluctuations in weight on the daily are literal shit and fluid. fat and muscle gain/loss take a bit. you can go take a fat shit right now and watch your weight miraculously drop.
>>84366290The heavier you are the easier it is to lose weight. Just put an actual lock on your fridge. Your life is entry points. The easier it is to do something the more likely you are to do it. If you have a bag of chips in your house it's much easier to eat than if that bag is at the shelf in the store. It's even easier to eat those chips if they are in your room, or at your desk, and even easier if they are already opened.Never shop for groceries while hungry, always do it while already FULL. If there are foods in your house, lock them up or increase the barrier to eating them. Also putting a mirror on your fridge door and watching yourself in a mirror while eating helps. Also a picture of a pair of human eyes works too. Other than that it's just eating the RIGHT things. Losing weight doesn't have to suck. You can actually eat a suprisingly large amount of tasty food if it's low caleries per volume. e.g. low/no fats, and no added sugars.I did the math a couple years ago that I could eat 9 average sized burritos the way I make them per DAY without sour cream or cheese and still lose weight pretty fast. Just cooking in lots of peppers and veggies helps. More fiber less carbs. Look for "Ole" keto or high fiber wraps. The wrap or shell is most of the calories otherwise. Alternatively you can do a taco salad and instead of chips use lettuce.>Don't confuse what is being over with what has just begun.
>>84370621>that many words to trash some guy you didn't even see>having this much of a bug up your ass for no reason whatsoeverI just cited a random record holder in competitive eating. Picked the octuple bypass burger because it was all solid food and an obscene amount of calories. I know nothing about stonie except he eats competitively and retains all that he eats. Probably ruins toilets but otherwise, totally legit.
>>84370603omg adorable!!pics!!please!!!!!
I'm still have a gut at 175. Fuck these genetics. At least I'm tall and handsomeBeing skinnyfat at low weights for your height is a truecel trait
>>84366290just buy chinese tirzepatide from the internet
>>84366670This post made peeps seethe so hard, I'm jelly honestly desu
>>84366670lmao you're short
>all this talk about losing weightdoing it wrong
I've always been fat but I've never gone over 300 pounds. I live comfortably in the 200 to 270 range. There's been times when I've really really let myself go and pretty much done nothing but eat all day and night. Still have never crossed that line at least not to my knowledge. If I have, I went back under it before I realized. My body seems to have a built in hard limiter on that.
>>84366290>>84366306I weigh less than BOTH of you (I'm 155 lbs). Weather's getting warm...well hot, so now you have no excuse. Knees to the breeze, Anons.
>>84366306same and i feel fat
>>84370852where do I do this
>>84366670So many fatties seething at this post, ahaha.
