Why is everyone obsessed with this autist?
I like looking at people who are complete waste of space and are causes of their own misery. They make me feel better about myself.
>>84369099>somehow had a gaggle of female friends>sharted it up at community college, somehow>was gainfully employed, a thing many people fail to do, by some wizardylet me guess, you think there is more to a lolcow than their mysterious Ws?
Because he overshared in the wrong places. Never overshare, anon.
>millenials saw some weird autist acting spergy at his community college and decided to bully him until he became modern chris-chan
>>84369099He was funny 20 years ago when he was just a manchild with a sonichu medallion and a girlfriend sign. Anyone who still obsessed over him after he started trooning and shoving things up his ass is just as mentally ill as he is.
>>84369178Everything he did after he became internet-famous is fucked up and stupid.People weren't content with having the world's biggest lolcow creating infinite content, they had to tease and harass him into becoming a fucking clown lesbian unicorn who lives in another dimension. It's why we can't have fun shit online anymore.
>>84369143It turned out that his dad was paying those girls to be his "friends" and they stopped talking to him after the payments ended, and he was still talking about them like 10 years later because he never made another "friend". Extremely blackpilling stuff.
>tfw basically chris-chan without the happiness
>>84369221really? i'm not surrpised. my friends convinced a shitton of different girls to talk to me, so i wouldn't be shocked if someone was doing thishe also drives a car and ran a website
>>84369099My British e-crush who made a hate chat about me called me a female cwc. I only care about cwc for that reason. He's a Incel who complains about being lonely and I have seen screenshots of that and he still thinks he's better than me which is crazy. Oh well. I don't know everything.The hate chat was made about me because I obsessed over him and wanted to e-date him btw but he didn't want me because he was too good for a autistic femcel Everyone is disgusting and looks out for themselves
>>84369257Shut up you fat bitch you are a lolcow who tries to add everyone here and grooms underage kids
>>84369271ur prolly a lolicon bitchass urself dont snitch
He's like the Kim Kardashian of losers
>>84369099I think it's sad. He's a product of the times, born into a dysfunctional household, given unrestricted internet access, no role models, no cultural roles to aspire to, surrounded by materialism, eating shitty processed food, parents never involved or simply buying shit, etc.Then he goes to college and people latch onto him, bully him (rightfully). But I think at the end of the day, as fucked up as he is, he represents something a lot of people see in the modern society and don't want to express. We've lost a crucial part of ourselves, and this is the kind of shit we've been reduced to as human beings.And every year there are millions more people who will be born like him, lost souls without any chance at redemption. It's just the same as why people obsess over serial killers, they express the darker side of our nature that we're alienated from, that we drown out by surrounding ourselves with even more dysfunctional shit to numb the pain.I studied Chris Chan because I want to find ways to build a culture that prevents people like him from ever existing. I want to see a world where we help invalids likes him are functional members of society, not what he became.
as someone who currently has a Shadewind the Hedgehog thread up on /tg/, Chris-chan wasn't even THAT weird.the original Something Awful threads are basically just>he's a kooky Sonic fan at my college, he's put signs up looking for a girlfriend.every single internet furry who had a Sonic OC or sprite comic or whatever was also a real, living, breathing person. and that is HORRIFYING.
>>84369271Everyone on 4chan claims I'm a lolcow that everyone hates but also claims I have simps. I'm so confused as to which one is the truth. Also 4chan doesn't actually try to harass me in depth like people unrelated to 4chan do. The man who made the hate chat on discord Abt me never posted on 4chan in his life.
>>84369312I'm gonna make a doc about you that gets 500k views bitch
>>84369153That's true. That documentary series was the most retarded thing.
>>84369312Can you send me to that hate chat? I want to look at your humiliation to satisfy my pain. I can't hate my autistic femcel but I can at least hate you in her stead. Just for fun and cope.
>>84369321That doesn't scare me since 4chan is too scared to talk to me off anon to get my real information.>>84369326The hate chat got disbanded a year ago, my e-crush didn't care that much
>>84369347Do you have a lolcow thread
>>84369099these people are cia assets. every western country has a chris chan. its a honeypot, just like kiwifarms. they lure you under the promise that you are just playing a game and do a bit of harmless trolling suddenly you face charges of serious stalking, property damage, identity theft etc. they recruit you in jail.
>>84369347Can you tell me embarrassing information about your simping for him and everything wrong you did then?
>>84369288Unfortunately for Chris, he was not only an autist but a narcissist and volunteered all of his personal info in the very first vid he uploaded, and it just went on from there. Most of the other random people with shitty sonic OCs didn't do that.
>>84369354I don't believe I do, my "friend" browses many lolcow sites similar to kiwi farms and never found me on any of them.>>84369372I won't tell anyone what I did for him. I did tell one person but he doesn't post on 4chan.
>>84369395Can I gain your trust on discord so you tell me personally?
>>84369395i would like to know so i can cure my boredom and there never care or prolly even remember it again
>>84369284You speak the truth, anon. He is a creature of modernity and he suffers for our sins.