>At this exclusive party>Intense edgy music blasting>Messing around mixing candy cocktails>Notice a girl giving me the wildest look>She looks like a latina but exotic with chinky features>Approach her>"I see you looking at me like you want me">She says "yea ur hot, what woman wouldn't?">I respond "let's do something about it then">Pull in for a kiss and start making out>Group of male zoomers nearby start hollering and shouting>They're looking at some esports incel match or something>Start feeling her up>Take her home and pound her cunt to orgasm>Now have a new fwbIt's that easy anons. Just take a shower and show up. And confidence is key too.
>>84373779Don't be like this guy. The lack of confidence is super unattractive.
>>84373925Just be confident and look like this guy.
>>84373779And then you awoke
>It's that easy anonsYeah I can also easily make shit up. Did you really think that was hard? Lmao fucking droolie.
>>84373779I am tall, skinny, intelligent, shower everyday, the best student in class, and yet no woman have ever approached me, I'm in my late 20's and never had a girlfriend
>>84374179imagine dreaming with zoomers watching esports, what a faggot.
>>84373779I don't know how someone can post this story and not realize that their success was 90% looks. "She just noticed his confidence and good personality bro! He took a shower the day before!!" ok lmao. This is ragebait I'm herbing this thread
Damn nigga you have a vivid imagination.
>>84374344>tallNumber?>shower everydayYou shouldn't have any problem realistically. Do you have confidence? You carry cool vibes and style. Post your full facial on /soc/ or something and link it here
>>84374068This. It's all about confidence. He could have had a sloppy makeout sesh with her but his lack of confidence killed it for her. He might have needed a shower too.
>>84374194It's not that hard. Just take a shower and have some confidence.
>>84374344>best student>late 20sNo one approaches you because you are an out of touch unc
>>84373779i'm a hideous looking wetback there's no hope for me
>>84376158>Zoomer that unironically thinks women want young broke kidsKek
>>84376191Your genes carried you this far of course you have it
>>84373779Im out of the loop what is a candy cocktail?Like throwing throwing gummybears into vodka or something else
>>84376158Butthurt low-IQ failure
>>84377033>Like throwing throwing gummybears into vodka or something elseI think so. I bet it can gets you blasted like nothing else though
>>84374344Notice how these niggas want a woman to approach them
>>84377286That's the lack of self-confidence they're showing
