We tried telling you

>>84375131
tellin me what?

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Yeah I don't really know how watching is better than participating.

Is that you there OP?

First times having sex always disappoint. Porn will never replace the intimacy and connection, being a solo game. Yes even if it's not your soulmate

>>84375121
Porn gave you unrealistic expectations, like thinking that sex could actually be fun and that your partner could be attractive. Foolish delusions; sex is miserable and humans are disgusting.

>>84375121
Have more sex it's good, we didn't make that part up. You don't have to give up porn either, you can do both.

>>84375121
>I had sex exactly once and was shit at it so obviously it's not something I'll enjoy more with practice
Awwww did widdle baby wish he could have prompted it instead

>>84375121
It means foids are completely worthless, which is something you should have known since you were a child.

>>84375121
the first time having sex is always bad or dissapointing in some way, have more of it if you want.

>>84375121
Did you have sex with the lights on or the lights off?

>>84375121
You're probably schizoid

>>84375842
I enjoyed the sex it was fun but I get more of a rush from jerking off
>>84375849
with the lights on
>>84375859
true

Those little doll pussies or w/e you call them, the fuckable torsos, all you need is one of those and porn and you'll be good. Ive been doing spring cleaning and I remember I spent 120$ on this loli torso thing a long time ago that i literally never use and I was like you know what, lemme stick my penis in this.
It was betty gud.
The torsos feel more realistic than onaholes, onahole is like having a silicone glove or some shit, the torsos feel like you're actually fucking something.